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Where did you get your name from?Schildkrote Posted:
You’ve just left an internet detective trail there, partner.
male reproductive organSHOT Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/19/2007 | |
Tomorow's Update (and Contest!): The Unifinished Mission of Episode 1Evil Trout Posted:
Oh god I hate you Trout, you’re going to make me have another sleepless night.
DAMN YOU, R. KELLY! (view post) |
11/19/2007 | |
EuthanidesI actually like the fact that it does absolutely nothing besides kill you. :colbert: (view post) |
11/19/2007 | |
CLOSED: Photoshop Phaggotry: Make Ron Paul (even more) evil!InsertCoins Posted:
You know he must have felt something even as he airbrushed the magnified pixels of Ron Paul’s sharp, chiselled chin and stately hanging jowls, as he slowly caressed the image of that magnificent bald head that was characteristic of all men born to greatness… (view post) |
11/19/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The Citygenericangstyposter Posted:
You approach the opposite jail cell’s lock and the gnome gushes with relief.
“Ohthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou…”
With your trusty shoelace, you start to pick at the lock. #3s never really confounded you, even though you knew many people who were stumped even by a #5 basic configuration; you always had that peculiar sensitivity of touch vital to “locksmiths” everywhere. All the same, you wish you had your rake and tension lever- you would have had this damned thrice-blasted cur-
You jump as you feel a hand on your shoulder. Instinctively you spin around, hand reaching for a weapon- any weapon- but coming up empty. You almost bolt before you realise, heart still pounding in your chest, that’s it’s just the blind elf, face mere inches away from your own.
“The guards won’t be by for another three hours. You can take your time.”
The smile flickers on and then off again just as suddenly, as if a switch was flipped somewhere behind the blindfold. You can feel your goosebumps rise on your arms even as you repress a shudder from being so close to him. There’s an unnatural symmetry to his face, even for an elf, that is both unnerving and alien at the same time, as if that smooth perfection was hiding something yet more sinister beneath it: from the smooth ridge of his nose to the thin, flat lips, you can find no flaw save for its flawlessness.
“May I enquire, out of pure academic interest, what do you intend to do with the gnome after you release him as a distraction?” The gnome shoots the both of you a look of pure terror. “After you kill the three guards above you, then what?”
The gnome whimpers softly, but the elf ignores him and continues.
“What I mean is, do you even know your way out of this place? There must be close to ten levels to the dungeon complex, some of which abruptly end in dead falls and guard quarters.” It’s true; in your half-conscious stupor, you remember being brought down a long way before ending up in this cell. The smile flickers on again.
What now, my valiant adventurers? (view post) |
11/19/2007 | |
SPOILER: Trapped in the cupboardInsertCoins Posted: Lies. type ‘masturbate’ before you open the cupboard to get the secret ending (view post) |
11/19/2007 | |
D&D Interest CheckNight Gaunt Posted:
Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/19/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The Citygenericangstyposter Posted:
You push the door to your cell open with a slight creak, and the gnome stirs from his catatonia.
“Ohgodohgodpleaseletmeoutohgodpleaseyouhavetoletmeout…”
He’s really beginning to get on your nerves. At least he isn’t being too noisy about his incessant pleading, annoying though it might be. The guards (two? three? maybe more?) upstairs hasn’t moved since the last ruckus; that, at least, is of some small comfort.
The blind elf with the gnome, though, is beginning to be a little unsettling. Right now he’s staring straight at you through that grubby bloodied blindfold and grinning to himself, as if he knows something that you don’t know.
The lock’s of the same make as the one you just picked; looks like they were more concerned about budget than they were with security. You can either roll or take 20; the former will, of course, be much faster, but you still suffer a substantial penalty from using a shoelace. Your choice, ultimately. (view post) |
11/19/2007 | |
AccidentEvil Trout Posted: |
11/18/2007 | |
late night postingsleep is for the weak of mind and the frail of spirit. only in this eternal nocturnal bliss do i find my thoughts reflected, my soul mirrored, in the black cloth woven from a crescent moon. (view post) |
11/18/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The Citygenericangstyposter Posted:
You feel a little silly, picking a lock with a shoelace. Of all the things to use… Regardless, whatever it is that gets you out of this little **** hole (no pun intended). The lock isn’t the most complex you’ve encountered, just a simple #3 pin-and-tumbler combination lock, but it hasn’t been greased for some time and, by Hextor’s black heart, you’re using a shoelace for crying out loud.
Your hands tremble a little when you hear the stomping of boots above you, but you blink the sweat out of your eyes and concentrate. Just a little more now… The last pin refuses to shear, and you curse inwardly. Damnit, come on, don’t fail me now…
Click.
The lock opens. (view post) |
11/18/2007 | |
D&D Interest CheckWell, I think that about concludes today’s session, what with Gaunt and Generic off to bed already. I’ll love to hear some feedback and/or comments as to the game so far: where I can improve, what you’ll like to see and so on. Stuff like that. (view post) |
11/18/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The Citygenericangstyposter Posted: The ends are extremely sturdy for some strange reason. You suspect that you might just be able to pick the lock, given time (taking 20), but it’ll take a while and, if any of the guards should catch you doing so, well, the consequences would be left to your imagination. Zak: The laces have been treated with a powerful reagent that you think you can almost recognise, given some time and experimentation. They are tough, certainly, and could probably be used as a garrotte in the right hands. (view post) |
11/18/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The Citygenericangstyposter Posted:
Mm-hmm. It’s quite hard to hide a pair of boots from someone in the same cell. Besides, I don’t think he’s really making any real attempt at hiding the latest discovery from anyone. (view post) |
11/18/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The CitySabre_Justice Posted:
The ****-soaked pile of straw- where you, regretfully, did your “business” in for the past few days- makes you almost retch as you flip through it, but besides from what appears to be a pair of worn-out boots, you don’t find anything else in the cesspit.
Wait, a pair of boots? You examine them further. They look old and tough, with a strong pair of laces that are still intact. They look vaguely dwarvish in make as far as you can make out: the thick soles and sensible tanning of the leather characteristic of dwarvish fashion are there, but the laces seem to be finer and stringier than traditional dwarf cord. (view post) |
11/18/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The Citygenericangstyposter Posted:
Well, if all you’re interested in is making them dance, little puppets, dance!, you probably wouldn’t really care about minor things like how long they’ve been dead or how to keep a man from dying, for that matter.
In other news, is anyone going to fiddle with the |
11/18/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The Citygenericangstyposter Posted:
Mm-hmm, if you’re trying to bandage a wound or remove caltrops or somesuch. But with some ranks, it reflects formal/professional training in first-aid and, possibly, simple post-mortem anatomy. (view post) |
11/18/2007 | |
AccidentDark Takeshi Posted: splodeydope Wow, this must be the third thread on this so far already. (view post) |
11/18/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The Citygenericangstyposter Posted:
Good thing you have a reasonably high Intelligence, that. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/18/2007 | |
(D&D 3.0) The CitySabre_Justice Posted:
With nobody with any ranks in Heal, weeeeeelp. Sorry, all out of luck in that field. (view post) |
11/18/2007 |