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Stroke my ego - 105bpPigs
Pigs are playful. Pigs are pink. Pigs are smarter than you think.
Pigs are pudgy. Pigs are plump. Pigs can run but never jump.
Pigs are loyal. Pigs are true. Pigs don’t care for barbecue.
——Charles Ghigna (view post) |
11/14/2009 | |
Stroke my ego - 105bp“They danced ‘cos they were young. They danced ‘cos they were free. But mostly they danced, ‘Cos they all had to pee!” ——Zazzle (view post) |
11/13/2009 | |
Stroke my ego - 105bpThe Pig In England once there lived a big And wonderfully clever pig. To everybody it was plain That Piggy had a mbumive brain. He worked out sums inside his head, There was no book he hadn’t read. He knew what made an airplane fly, He knew how engines worked and why. He knew all this, but in the end One question drove him round the bend: He simply couldn’t puzzle out What LIFE was really all about. What was the reason for his birth? Why was he placed upon this earth? His giant brain went round and round. Alas, no answer could be found. Till suddenly one wondrous night. All in a flash he saw the light. He jumped up like a ballet dancer And yelled, “By gum, I’ve got the answer!” “They want my bacon slice by slice “To sell at a tremendous price! “They want my tender juicy chops “To put in all the butcher’s shops! “They want my pork to make a roast “And that’s the part’ll cost the most! “They want my sausages in strings! “They even want my chitterlings! “The butcher’s shop! The carving knife! “That is the reason for my life!” Such thoughts as these are not designed To give a pig great piece of mind. Next morning, in comes Farmer Bland, A pail of pigswill in his hand, And piggy with a mighty roar, Bashes the farmer to the floor… Now comes the rather grizzly bit So let’s not make too much of it, Except that you must understand That Piggy did eat Farmer Bland, He ate him up from head to toe, Chewing the pieces nice and slow. It took an hour to reach the feet, Because there was so much to eat, And when he finished, Pig, of course, Felt absolutely no remorse. Slowly he scratched his brainy head And with a little smile he said, “I had a fairly powerful hunch “That he might have me for his lunch. “And so, because I feared the worst, “I thought I’d better eat him first.” ——-Roald Dahl (view post) |
11/12/2009 | |
Stroke my ego - 105bpWinter fades and spring sets in, The smell of the air is intoxicating, While love an pbumion are growing thin, A pain settles in my heart, I’m waiting.
Yet love still flows like freshly melted creeks, The sound almost as angelic as your voice, I rub my hand across your cherry cheeks, Wanting to stay, afraid its not my choice.
A noble mist beyond the mystic falls, Portrays an astounding sight for the eyes, Grief of words past written on invisible walls, In search of a pure truth beyond the lies.
Forget it were my slips that made us tumble, I can’t walk without your hand holding mine, All loves will trip, yes all will surely stumble, Though ours with time gets sweeter like wine.
A beautiful face appears in the dark calm of night, Warm breezes caress me like your gentle breath, I can see through the mist, so close yet not quite, Life without you the one thing worse than death.
Freely as rivers flow thoughts of you they roam, I promise I’ll always be there to answer your calls, Keep porch lights on In case you decide to come home, Waiting forever alone, in the mist beyond the falls.
– Karl Wild (view post) |
11/11/2009 | |
Stroke my ego - 105bpWhen it comes to lovin’ couples, don’t we make the perfect pair- There’s romance, love, and laughter in the friendship that we share. We care enough to listen, to trust and understand. To build a life together, side by side and hand in hand. We both know that we’re lucky and we’ve got a good thing going. Through ups and downs and give and take, our love just keeps on growing… ‘Cause I bring out the best in you, and you the best in me- I guess it takes the two of us to make the perfect “we.”
– Unknown – (view post) |
11/09/2009 | |
Stroke my ego - 105bpYou are my world. You are my life. You are my everything. You are my wife.
You are my best friend. You are my lover. You are my dreams come true. You are my shelter, my cover.
You are my sun in the sky. You are my moonlight at night. You are all the good in the world. You are all that is right.
You are all that I see. You are all that I feel. You are all that I need. You are all that is real.
– Rick Martens – (view post) |
11/08/2009 | |
Contest for 375 BP :: WISHFUL THINKING :: Make a wish and winI wish: I can remember the past.. know the future.. and survive the present. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/08/2009 | |
Giving out friend requests for freeLog in to see images! (view post) |
11/08/2009 | |
Contest: 45 BP giveaway to WeChall membersLog in to see images! (view post) |
11/08/2009 | |
Forumwarz: Celebrating two full years of love, learning and lulz.Hope you had/have the best birthday ever! (view post) |
11/01/2009 | |
help me set unreasonably high standards for the flamebate epeen FOR 195 BROWNIE POINTS~Log in to see images! (view post) |
10/21/2009 | |
Post for a chance at 45 BPsLog in to see images! (view post) |
10/21/2009 | |
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10/21/2009 |