tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/drussthebritishbastardForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by drussthebritishbastard2010-01-25T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/767759So, let me get this straight...<p>I think it just means consumables, I’m really not sure.</p>drussthebritishbastard2010-01-25T08:21:35Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/763756OMG I LOVE THICKE(notallcaps)<p>Who the hell is Alan Thicke? Am I missing something important here?</p>drussthebritishbastard2010-01-18T07:26:16Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/755875Official "Posting in case there's a peen" thread<p>Posting in case there’s a peen</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-12-31T22:06:40Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/755559Please add a form of flood protection for auction making before I or somebody else does this again please.<p><blockquote><strong>TUBSWEETIE Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>it’s not peenworthy unless it’s a new/unique exploit. which it isn’t.
</p><p>seems obvious…</blockquote>
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</p><p>Flooding itself is a textbook example of an exploit. And the simple fact is that with a simple macro plugin for a popular browser – anyone can do it.
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</p><p>kudos on scripting stuff (illegal) and flooding your tubmail requiring another script to clean it up (also somewhat illegal) and shitting up kyoubai for no effect other than looking dumb</blockquote>
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</p><p>A script to clean up your own TM inbox is not illegal, since it is not adversely affecting other players or the site itself. Fuck, it isn’t even hard to script that either – here, look at the simple script I made in 5 minutes for looping, it’s easy – and harmless. (like your mu- oh wait this is in CD, nevermind)
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</p><p>Now I have to go through all my tubmails since only three out of my hundred crappy computers sold. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/21/225e50ee-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="" /></p>drussthebritishbastard2009-12-30T06:18:34Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/753082Best way to get banned involving Kyoubai ever<p>Did I do good? <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/72/13eae91e-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" width="18" height="16" alt="" />
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</p><p><img class="embed" src="http://imgur.com/8xGbQ.jpg" /></p>drussthebritishbastard2009-12-25T16:00:53Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/751560A Nintendo customer service training video from 1991<p>That kid at 2:41 is clearly bored.</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-12-22T14:27:38Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/746235Jalapeno Bootyhole's third birthday!<p>Fappy Barf Gay <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/44/14b7873a-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="15" height="18" alt="" /><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/32/66c69b74-218f-11de-af55-001ec94d5d3f.gif" width="43" height="22" alt="" /></p>drussthebritishbastard2009-12-13T06:18:11Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/745232From h0g: An open letter to CZ<p><blockquote><strong>The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Xi and Druss could literally not get any gayer for each other.
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</p><p>Or be worse at “owning” people.
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</p><p>I don’t even think this h0g thing is funny, but their “hey imma totally own this guy lol” posts are p classic examples of unintentional humor.
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</p><p>I mean within 2 posts of each other they both responded with “lol i’m not gonna read ur posts h0g status: still owned.” You can’t have a connection like that unless you’re fucking each other.
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</p><p>I wish Nicco could rig a poll that makes Druss ragequit again.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Find one comment I made where I said something to the effect of “hey imma totally own this guy lol” other than my response to h0g. XI is a fag, not me. Also, I’m not gay – the implication of which leads me to believe you are (in fact) a big homosexual.</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-12-11T02:01:17Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/745066From h0g: An open letter to CZ<p><blockquote><strong>ASStroNAUGHTy Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>*h0g snip*</blockquote>
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</p><p>I’m not going to bother reading anything you just posted as a brief glance is all I need to realise your entire rebuttal contains more whining. End of the line, boyo.</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-12-10T17:51:01Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/744944From h0g: An open letter to CZ<p><blockquote><strong>Hand0fg0d Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Dear Crotch Zombie,</blockquote>
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</p><p>Good evening. I will be your bullshit analysis guide for this open letter.
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</p><p>As you know, I was recently banned for posting a singular image of a small portion of a sTalk conversation that I wrote. As stated in tandem with my posting of said image, I hereby revoke permission for you to publish ANY of my work, written, or otherwise, for Forumwarz Episode 3.</blockquote>
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</p><p>If you bothered to read the terms of your contract, you would have found that it was specifically requested that you refrained from exposing said content.
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</p><p>As the author of said work, I hold the exclusive copyright to this work. If any of my work is published on your site, in part or in whole, I will pursue legal action against your company. I would hate for it to come to this but you’re forcing my hand.</blockquote>
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</p><p>LOL at the legal card, honestly mate – your case will not win. It is null and void on the count of you ignoring your employers request.
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</p><p>I know I may have stepped over one of your seemingly infinite list of invisible boundaries that crop up as they you like, but I think you should rethink your bullshit strategy for rule creation enforcement. I mean really, when you get down to it I am just as important to your game and community as you are. IF NOT MORESO.</blockquote>
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</p><p>So common sense and not leaking huge spoilers are invisible boundaries now? What? To my knowledge, The Forumwarz forum are one of the most lenient as far as rules go. Are you seriously trying to imply that stuff like “don’t post shocks” or “no loli” are hard rules to follow?
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</p><p>Oh yeah, just because you made some content for a web game, it doesn’t make you more valuable or important to the community or any of that bullcrap. It means you’re doing what everyone else is doing and your contributions were <em>slightly</em> less shitty.
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</p><p><blockquote><strong>Hand0fg0d Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Let’s take a poll, how many people like me, vs. how many people like you. In fact, let’s jump right to the results. I win by a landslide, even when you combine all of your scores.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Don’t attempt to assume the answer to your (imaginary) poll straight away – it gives people gas.
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</p><p><blockquote><strong>Hand0fg0d Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Fuck all of you. I thought I could make a difference on your shitty game by making it something people might actually enjoy. But when I try to share some of that, to show people HOW GREAT WE (NOT YOU FAGGOTS) MADE IT, which would BOOST SALES AND PREORDERS BECAUSE OF AN INSTILLED CONFIDENCE IN YOUR CUSTOMERS, I get permanently BANNED? Fuck that.</blockquote>
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</p><p>ENLARGING YOUR TEXT by using capital letters MAKES YOUR POST HARDER TO READ. ESPECIALLY when it is CONSTANTLY ALTERNATING between the two cases. MORON
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</p><p>The reason you were employed by Crotch Zombie was because your Forumbuildr submissions were better than the bullshit most contributors churn out on a weekly basis. It was explained that your submissions conformed to the style of humor preferred by CZ. Given the fact that the people that were chosen to submit content were of a small minority, but were still selected from a huge fanbase, don’t you think for just a second there were so many more people just like you who could have had the chance to contribute but didn’t? The reason they chose you and not them was because you were slightly better, but now thanks to you betraying the trust of CZ they’ll have that chance. Nice going, champ!
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</p><p>Also, what made you think that spoiling the game would be a good idea to boost sales? Regardless of whether it is a major spoiler or not, spoilers HURT sales. It also hurts the relationships between the developers and the customers – It’s like we’re the Harry Potter fans at a live book signing where you’re the guy driving by in a car yelling “SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE”, you’re just pissing us both off.
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</p><p><blockquote><strong>Hand0fg0d Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Also, you can all choke on my fucking cock.
</p><p>Love,
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</p><p>Not a very formal way to end a letter IMO.
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</p><p>TL;DR – You are not valuable, you’re as expendable and as easy to replace as one of those red-shirts on Star Trek. The idea of turning this into a court case is ridiculous and there are no problems with the rules you found SO HARD to follow. We’ll miss you, but not for long. Die in a fire.
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</p><p>p.s. I love you h0g</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-12-10T14:50:36Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/743853Episode 3 Minor Spoilers Thread<span class="spoiler">I worked on a lot of logos</span>
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<br />drussthebritishbastard2009-12-08T12:49:33Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/7424723+ way tie solution for INCIT - 'Sudden Death' round<p><blockquote><strong>-XI- Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Infact, I had another idea. Why not make it more harder for the round to fall into a 3+ way tie scenario. For example, you could give the users more than one vote, (lets say 3 for now) and let the laws of probability do the rest.</blockquote>
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</p><p>This</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-12-05T06:23:00Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/738976Hey Mandy! Fuck your bill mate!<p>If you’re a UK citizen, then you’ll be familiar with this proposed law that will see alleged illegal filesharers disconnected from their broadband connections, without a fair trial. Now, an indie artist by the name of Dan Bull wrote an angry letter to Peter Mandelson in song form.
</p><p> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_P4lJD_OPI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_P4lJD_OPI</a>
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</p><p>If you’re British, sign the petition.
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</p><p>DISCLAIMER: I don’t want your opinions so keep them to yourself but for those of you wanting more input from me then all I’ll say is this: There’s <em>no way</em> they can <em>ever</em> enforce this law – is a shitty strategy planned by an increasingly interfering government to control an already out of control situation. If you want to voice your opinion, go do it in your own topic. That is all.</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-11-26T12:41:28Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/738947Should joke entries be removed from the madlibs?<p>A lot of the humor is derived from how insanely random some of the posts on the internet can be. And madlibs with joke entries only add even more to the randomness.
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</p><p>I guess you can have a serious madlib bit for serious entries (i.e. @month would just include all 12 months) and have ones for joke entries included, or even make a variable to add/omit joke entries. I’m just throwing that idea out there.</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-11-26T11:29:55Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/734576I MADE XI WASTE MONEY<p>This thread is now about wind instruments and the resulting sexual innuendo discussing said topic</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-11-16T10:12:56Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/733085WHEN I RECEIVE THE FLAMEBATE FODDER EPEEN I WILL POST NUDES O DUCA <p><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/95/ac41a792-65a1-11de-94e2-001ec94d5d3f.gif" width="54" height="25" alt="" /></p>drussthebritishbastard2009-11-13T11:14:15Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/731572You were paid 500 for your forumbuildr v2.0 BETA contributions.<p>LOL I GOT TEH INTARWEB MONEY <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/87/1be05b54-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="" />
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</p><p>I got money IRL for my work because I’m fucking awesome. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/78/1ed6ff2a-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="" /></p>drussthebritishbastard2009-11-09T12:35:12Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/718057When you first started ForumWarz what'd you search in Sentrillion<p>fecal matter</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-10-13T17:46:52Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/717856Contest for 69BP - Raising IR-Hell<p><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/81/5b742a0a-b773-11de-b7b6-001ec94d5d3f.gif" width="60" height="19" alt="" /></p>drussthebritishbastard2009-10-13T10:52:29Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/717358Weird spam message...<p><blockquote><strong>Fingerz Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Sorry bout that. Guess I shouldn’t have signed you up for all those websites/email mailing lists… <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/64/161866d0-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>They wouldn’t phase me, junk mail filters work a treat nowadays… but what I wanna know is what kind of derranged mailing list you signed me up for? (and what they’re supposed to be selling?)</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-10-12T12:11:19Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/717351Weird spam message...<p><blockquote>
</p><p><strong>Subject: Steven’s Back?</strong><br /><strong>From: Ross Pennington <buntfunkerz@yahoo.com></strong><br /><strong>Date: Fri, 9 Oct 2009 19:54:05 -0700 (PDT)</strong>
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</p><p>Clownophobia Dreamworks is where he be and he seems angry. They told me you’d know what to do as you’re the last of the elm street children. Steven’s back, steven’s back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</blockquote>
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</p><p>What?</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-10-12T12:02:54Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/716368Post here for a chance at 6BP!<p>cocks</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-10-10T04:57:22Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/716110Flamebate Classic: Take some tylenol<p> <a href="http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/22458?page=1" target="_blank">http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/22458?page=1</a>
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</p><p>A classic trolling in Non-RP thread of epic proportions. You could learn lots from this.</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-10-09T10:28:24Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/715798Quick Question Regarding Tubmail<p><blockquote><strong>-XI- Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>If they are real files, then the answer will be no, since they’ll most probably have to be stored onto the forumwarz database in order for it to work. If they are .moar files or in-game items then the answer will still be no, for the simple reason that it could give people unfair advantages by sending each other/their alts powerful and/or expensive items.</blockquote>
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</p><p>this</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-10-08T11:06:41Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/715762Petition to remove/raise the limit of 80 characters in Thread Titles<p>Not signed. A thread title of around 80 words in length could easily be rewritten into a typical post. Removing the character limit is just asking for trouble, so let’s not do that. Let’s keep it the way it is.</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-10-08T10:03:57Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/7157607 VIBRATING DOLDOES: BACK FOR ROUND 2<p><blockquote><strong>Fingerz Posted:</strong>
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</p><p><strong>7 VIBRATING DOLDOES IS NOT A MEME</strong>
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</p><p>DON’T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/26/8f5a6b2a-3205-11de-914f-00221924d7d8.gif" width="35" height="25" alt="" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>Fixed your post btw.</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-10-08T09:57:08Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/712975POLL: How long should INCIT rounds last?<p>2.5 minutes
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</p><p>Also posting in case there is a peen.</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-10-01T09:20:58Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/712527And nothing of value was lost<p>Goodnight, sweet prince.</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-09-30T18:26:30Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/711746FUCK YEAH MACRO SONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111<p>Can tell this is a small quantity of furfags drawing this stuff since most of it uses the same drawing style (read: shitty drawing/crap)</p>drussthebritishbastard2009-09-29T10:39:45Z