tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/cro7ch-masterForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by cro7ch-master2014-09-23T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/920320Whoring myself out<p><blockquote><strong>Malaise Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Hey I’m the victim here, shouldn’t I get to say how long he is banned for?</blockquote>
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</p><p>Noone’s stopping you from saying it, just like they aren’t listening when you do.</p>cro7ch-master2014-09-23T21:21:26Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/920302Stupid Question<p><blockquote><strong>Malaise Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>He will only be getting warmed up at that point – heat death of the universe or bust!</blockquote>
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</p><p>He is living up to his klan name thus far…</p>cro7ch-master2014-09-18T23:39:58Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/920301Whoring myself out<p><blockquote><strong>Ingenue Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Whoa whoa whoa, Dunatis. The amount or personal information in that post…
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</p><p>sheesh.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Haha, I guess I got too comfy with nobody caring about anything, and the fact that I learnt whatever I have so far through this site anyways? Though I do find it amusing that the post wasn’t edited for personal info?
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</p><p>I think that’s my third ban in all of this time…
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</p><p>Must have been in the Klan forum where I was pitied for living in Edmonton perhaps? or was it IDC…</p>cro7ch-master2014-09-18T23:38:57Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/920272Stupid Question<p><blockquote><strong>Amasius Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Maybe you have more than 5 alts and this one isn’t dom enabled.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Hey! No helping people! Have you forgotten where you are?</p>cro7ch-master2014-09-14T04:27:25Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/920271I Am A Hacker<p><blockquote><strong>TwoOneThree Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>why do i distinctly remember a time when weird al was entertaining
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</p><p>is something wrong with me</blockquote>
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</p><p>This feeling is because you think it wrong to be remembering the present, but fear not! Technically we cannot perceive the present as our senses are not instantaneous and we exist behind reality.
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</p><p>One of those reasons I don’t think that we exist at all…</p>cro7ch-master2014-09-14T04:26:16Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/920270Whoring myself out<p><blockquote><strong>Malaise Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I guess this failed Dunatis. Probably for the best since I don’t even have a Skype-machine with which to play games with you and your associates.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Were you one of the crazies who threw in 300$? Definitely appreciated, and amusing since Now I know your name, BWAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!
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</p><p>And I thought you lived in Vancouver, not Victoria. Much better city IMO, the island is beautiful and pretty much where I’d move if I ever leave here.</p>cro7ch-master2014-09-14T04:22:45Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/920113Whoring myself out<p><blockquote><strong>Mistress Misery Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Buck those demographic trends, Dunatis!
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</p><p><a href="http://janderson99.hubpages.com/hub/Why-Unhappiness-Depression-Suicide-Rates-Peak-at-45-Years-of-Age" target="_blank">http://janderson99.hubpages.com/hub/Why-Unhappiness-Depression-Suicide-Rates-Peak-at-45-Years-of-Age</a>
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</p><p><a href="http://www.theage.com.au/national/health/early-forties-the-unhappiest-days-of-both-sexes-lives-study-reveals-20140320-355wr.html" target="_blank">http://www.theage.com.au/national/health/early-forties-the-unhappiest-days-of-both-sexes-lives-study-reveals-20140320-355wr.html</a></blockquote>
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</p><p>You always know how to cheer a guy up Malaise! <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/81/608ac724-278b-11de-b6d1-00221924d7d8.gif" width="25" height="25" alt="" /></p>cro7ch-master2014-07-25T16:04:24Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/920102Whoring myself out<p><blockquote><strong>chammisan Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>And with that kind of an attitude, fail it shall. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/48/217dd0aa-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="" /><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/48/217dd0aa-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="" /><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/48/217dd0aa-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>I find myself with a rather pessimistic attitude lately, I expect to finally find some sort of happiness but not until I’m about 40. Until then it’s all about shuffling ahead and finding a reason to keep putting one foot ahead of the other. Can’t get nowhere if you ain’t moving after all so yeah, I’ll have a negative attitude about the kickstarter but I’ll start one anyways. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/81/608ac724-278b-11de-b6d1-00221924d7d8.gif" width="25" height="25" alt="" /></p>cro7ch-master2014-07-24T20:27:38Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/920094Whoring myself out<p><blockquote><strong>Ingenue Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Ah, but he knows how much I adore facial hair and therefore, thought he’d win over my heart and then my pocketbook.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Honestly I expected not a dime from you guys, but I was hoping for your heart to be a flutter for the beard. In the end I expect the kickstarter to fail but I don’t want it to be because I didn’t try.
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</p><p>For you though Mal I will post whatever dumbass videos we make until you throw money at me to stop?</p>cro7ch-master2014-07-23T16:35:55Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/920081Whoring myself out<p><blockquote><strong>Johnald The Robot Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>DOES THE KICKSTAMMER VIDEO FEATURE THE HUGE HORSECOCK DILDO? THIS IS IMPORTANT</blockquote>
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</p><p>It has to be family friendly unfortunately…
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</p><p>I could get some pics of it for you though if you’d like.</p>cro7ch-master2014-07-18T18:26:04Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/920070Whoring myself out<p><blockquote><strong>chammisan Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>After watching the entire video, I have many unanswered questions and none of them are about your game.
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</p><p>I would like to know whereupon your beard ends. I see indication that it wraps behind your ears but I cannot confirm this due to lack of evidence and this is wholly disappointing. I would like to know if your facial hair tapers itself off around the ear much like glasses do or if the majestic, woolly face-brillo just ceases to exist right at the crest of your ear.
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</p><p>I would also like to know why you selected the stemware that you did. And why you opted for a plain, glazed doughnut.
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</p><p>I will base my decisions to fund you upon your answer as these are obviously the most important factors of your project.
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</p><p>Good luck.<img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/23/1c81d722-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>The beard does indeed taper off much along my glasses line, mostly due to an inability to shave that area well enough. The last time I had removed that hair properly it came with a fair bit of skin and I was unaware of it until I tried to take off my glasses which had dried to the side of my head with the blood.
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</p><p>You will likely be pleased to know that the plan is to only shave my neck and head while allowing the woolly beard to grow to it’s fullest, at which point it will be braided in 7 spots with colored beads thrown in for funsies.
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</p><p>The stemware was chosen by Cat who was lacking wine glasses of any sort for our attempt at fanciness but who also didn’t want to pay a whole heck of a lot. Ideally a short stemmed bourbon glass would have been used but we are cheap.
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</p><p>Plain glazed was the only doughnut I would have cared for at the 7-11 we got it at other than chocolate dipped, and I was simply not in the mood for a dipped chocolate doughnut.
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</p><p>I hope that this answers your questions satisfactorily and that you can now rest well with the newfound knowledge. That or lay awake at night dreaming of the beard to be.</p>cro7ch-master2014-07-17T18:51:36Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/920065Trouble With Theorem Fury Mission. Help?<p><blockquote><strong>Supreme Overlord Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Well, thanks for nothing. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/84/171ca884-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="25" height="15" alt="" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>The funny part is that this was the first actual help I’ve seen in a while and it went completely over their head.</p>cro7ch-master2014-07-16T09:16:04Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/919887hey<p><blockquote><strong>Bailey Jay Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Remember when the internet was in black and white?
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</p><p>Bailey Jay x</blockquote>
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</p><p>No, I remember when it was in technicolor and terrible .gifs though…</p>cro7ch-master2014-05-25T23:15:42Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/919729ummmm k<p><blockquote><strong>Bacchus Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Is Bacchus still awesome?!</blockquote>
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</p><p>As awesome as he ever was!</p>cro7ch-master2014-05-05T08:35:37Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/919707penis<p>I came here expecting some penis and left sorely disappointed…</p>cro7ch-master2014-05-02T18:54:47Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/919514Why did the chicken cross the road?<p>Alright, we’re done here, the internet has been won and we’ve reached the pinnacle.
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</p><p>SHUT ‘ER DOWN BOYS!!!</p>cro7ch-master2014-04-20T01:05:59Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/919457ummmm k<p><blockquote><strong>sdgrbass09 Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I ended up here like right after the Wop pranks so I don’t remember that wait what do you mean he stuck it THROUGH his nose?</blockquote>
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</p><p>A false memory like I said, we construct them all the time or alter other ones so how we remember our past is constantly changing and becoming less accurate. I’m just being wordy and pedantic in my uncertainty.</p>cro7ch-master2014-04-17T09:42:37Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/919448ummmm k<p><blockquote><strong>sdgrbass09 Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I remember Fie</blockquote>
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</p><p>But do you remember when his avatar was some dude with messy hairs’ face and he and Duca were the FWZ couple?
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</p><p>I certainly do, but I also have a shitty memory and sometimes imagine things that didn’t happen like that time Aaron last name redacted stuck a pencil through his nose in school. Which became a little embarrassing when I brought it up years later…</p>cro7ch-master2014-04-17T00:10:33Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/919445ummmm k<p><blockquote><strong>sdgrbass09 Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Probably because we’re all creepy bastards</blockquote>
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</p><p>I’ll have you know that while I may be creepy I’m no bastard.
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</p><p>Also I seem to remember a certain Fie that was before either of your times and my God I think this is the first time I’ve known anything about the social aspects of this site that regular posters did not.
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</p><p>I’ve been here too long… <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/95/ac41a792-65a1-11de-94e2-001ec94d5d3f.gif" width="54" height="25" alt="" /></p>cro7ch-master2014-04-16T21:09:03Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/919259Can each person that has an extra brownie point to spare please donate one to me.<p>I notice that the pranking costs for anonymity are the same for letting them know. I prefer the latter.</p>cro7ch-master2014-03-25T23:48:41Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/919246Will anyone help me in my forumbuilding.<p><blockquote><strong>CrinkzPipe Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>im still not convinced that you’re not a ricket alt.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Or is it that all that is left are the non-Ricket alts… Perhaps it is that he is the only one who ever left this site.</p>cro7ch-master2014-03-22T03:56:47Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/919222It's 2014 and Forumwarz is still shit<p><blockquote><strong>chammisan Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I like it but it’s like the kind of like when you remember something fondly because you miss it but the more that you think about it, it was always shit. Kinda like how prisoners miss their old lives because they’re so much better than their current situation with its sensory deprivation and what have you but obviously their old lives were shit because that’s how they landed themselves in prison in the first place.
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</p><p>For me, this place is like the abusive significant other that you have a place in your heart for, and you know you should just leave yet you keep coming back for the abuse. Except now, it’s like the abuser just… left. And I keep coming back hoping to find a punch in the face just waiting for me. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/82/cb9d74ce-2ad0-11de-b61a-00221924d7d8.gif" width="39" height="15" alt="" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>I’ll punch you in the face Chammi! <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/54/1a6d7702-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" /></p>cro7ch-master2014-03-16T11:50:32Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/919215What are you listening to now?<p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/A2swFLp1ZvA&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/A2swFLp1ZvA&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p>cro7ch-master2014-03-14T19:04:08Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/919192It's 2014 and Forumwarz is still shit<p><blockquote><strong>bobdisgea Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>yes. no rape, no pay, not retarded, no roofies</blockquote>
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</p><p>Then congrats? Either for finding a chick also into watersports, a GGG chick who’ll do watersports or being GGG enough yourself to do watersports.</p>cro7ch-master2014-03-09T23:20:34Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/919167Community Gone, Game dead<p><blockquote><strong>Mistress Misery Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Yeah normally I only post to berate people but I can’t bring myself to be unpleasant to someone named Landstander. Actually, how is this not an alt of mine?</blockquote>
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</p><p>Where did everything go so wrong for you <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/54/1a6d7702-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" /></p>cro7ch-master2014-03-06T03:47:22Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/919155Community Gone, Game dead<p><blockquote><strong>Landstander Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>just remembered this game</blockquote>
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</p><p>Just remembered that episode of Home Movies. Brendon Small is awesome!</p>cro7ch-master2014-03-04T19:10:50Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/919148Unban ET and JB<p><blockquote><strong>sdgrbass09 Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I don’t know who that is, OP.</blockquote>
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</p><p>ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha</blockquote>
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</p><p>I think that this really says everything there is left to say about this site at this time.</p>cro7ch-master2014-03-03T00:20:01Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/919136Unban ET and JB<p>They’ve been gone long enough, we can let them back now.</p>cro7ch-master2014-02-26T06:30:36Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/919135Community Gone, Game dead<p><blockquote><strong>Bailey Jay Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>That looks shockingly like an old Philosophy professor I used to have…</p>cro7ch-master2014-02-26T06:28:43Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/919120You're a real cunt<p><blockquote><strong>CrinkzPipe Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>its not even well drawn.</blockquote>
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</p><p>It’s still better drawn than the one I replaced that replaced this one. Good thing I somehow had access to this image when it was deleted for some reason?</p>cro7ch-master2014-02-23T15:12:01Z