tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/crayoncakesForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by crayoncakes2012-10-31T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/914569Jalapeno Bootyhole: kind of a creepy dude<p><blockquote><strong>Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>A lot of this is ancient history, but I may as well offer my side of the story.
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</p><p>I agree that I shouldn’t have expected crayoncakes to accept my admittedly tl;dr apology. I was more upset that she later posted what I thought was a confidential exchange on Flamebate, and then again on scribd once we removed it — to be honest, I don’t even remember what it was. But that explains my last Tubmail, which I sent nearly three years ago.
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</p><p>The whole part about removing her from Google Docs was from something she posted in the Creative Sweatshop:
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</p><p>She later said she was just joking, but I had no idea at the time!
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</p><p>To address a couple of other things, I should point that crayoncakes was not the only female member of the creative team. We can’t forget plk (who won the Apprentice contest), Odalisque and spacekadt.
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</p><p>The “porno” voice thing was just something one of the writers drafted for the character Thinderella on a whim. Everyone agreed it was lame and inappropriate, and it never made it into the game.
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</p><p>Finally, I’ll point out that it’s been a long time since crayoncakes was around, but since then we’ve tried to learn from our mistakes and make Forumwarz’s ~hilarious joekz~ more inclusive with our <a href="http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/884975" target="_blank">Emasculation contest</a>. And I think we did a pretty good job.
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</p><p>Anyway, I’m still sorry that you had such a negative experience here. And now that it’s out there, I’m sorry for calling you a douche. That was very immature of me.</blockquote>
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</p><p>The only things I posted on scribd were the same messages I’ve posted in this thread, so I could show my friends.</p>crayoncakes2012-10-31T18:57:10Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/914561Jalapeno Bootyhole: kind of a creepy dude<p>I don’t wanna get more involved in this but just gonna say trout sent me a pretty cool letter and seems like a good guy!</p>crayoncakes2012-10-31T17:10:26Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/914546Jalapeno Bootyhole: kind of a creepy dude<p>hi! i’m crayoncakes, I was in a thing a while back where a bunch of people were “hired” to create content for the game for ~real life money~. I left because JB liked to make ~hilarious joekz~ because I was the only woman on the team and the chat set up for us had too many creepy rape jokes for my taste. oh, and literally the only voice bits they had planned for women were porno shit! but this topic isn’t about that, it’s about how hilarious he got after I left.
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</p><p>long boring suck up email, you might wanna skip this, mostly here so you can compare and contrast~
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</p><p>Thanks for getting back to me and thanks for your honesty. I had not been expecting that reaction, so I’m glad you brought it to my attention.
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</p><p>First and foremost, Fortunato is mortified about his pornographic audition text possibly being the last straw that motivated you to leave, and for what it’s worth, he’s apologized and removed that entry. I just noticed it myself, and agree it’s wholly inappropriate. Basically, he had just thrown together some vaguely offensive, archetypal text and didn’t assign it to any NPCs until he’d gone through the list. It definitely has nothing to do with Thinderella, but he should have come up with something different.
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</p><p>As for the other notes you made below, I understand where you’re coming from, but I feel I need to explain myself.
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</p><p>We’re aware that one of the weaknesses of our game is a lack of female voices, and the fact that the main character usually comes off as male. We still get occasional complaints about it to date. There are no real excuses for it, other than the fact that when we created Forumwarz — it being the product of four relatively idiotic guys — we just did it in whatever voice came naturally to us and that happened to be that of a male. To maintain consistency, we tried to keep P1’s voice the same throughout the storyline, keep things funny, and generally pander to the audience.
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</p><p>We’ve attempted to explain the player’s identity better in Episode 2, although I think we’ve called much more attention to it in Episode 3. Several times, Player 1 refutes accusations of guy-hood. There’s a mission where HugMastaRandy repeatedly insists that you’re female, which is the other side of the coin. Also, the conversation is not shared yet, but at some point your character says to Shallow Esophagus that you’ve never said you’re either male or female, but people tend to treat you that way because of their expectations so you tend to go along with it. Player 1 is generally “role-playing” as a dude, just as s/he is role-playing as a number of classes within the forums. Kind of lame, but it’s the only way we can rationalize the fact that it’s generally a strain to make a completely gender-unspecific character, and it would probably be very noticeable if we did.
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</p><p>We’re painfully aware of our limitations as writers, which is why I was excited to have some Apprentices who happened to be female. I apologize for when I said “need to be able to write for a female NPC” — I didn’t mean to present the female characters as a “bonus” whereas the default should be male. I was just being forthcoming about the male-skewed nature of our writing team and openly admitting that, not only do we not have enough female characters, but that our attempts to write for female characters have probably come across as inauthentic. I would have thought that my attempt to correct this imbalance would have been appreciated. But, as my girlfriend will attest, I can’t do anything right.
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</p><p>As for “I picked you to write that character because you are female,” it was a bad throwaway joke, and I apologize for it. Of course, the fact that I also admitted that I wanted more female writers to bring authenticity to our female characters belies the fact that there’s clearly some truth to that statement. So, I’m sorry for ghettoizing you this way, as that was clearly not the right way to go about it.
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</p><p>I appreciate that it can be tough to be a woman in a male-dominated area like web games, comics, video games, etc. I’ve worked in TV writers’ rooms and this is a constant issue for our female staffers. Sometimes, it can be a bit much; hopefully you weren’t too soured by this experience. I only wish you had said something earlier.
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</p><p>I still think you’re one of the most talented writers we’ve had on this site, so it hurts to see you go. Last year, you became the first Forumwarz user to receive actual money for one of their contributions, and I was hoping you would bring some of that magic to this season’s Elite.
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</p><p>Nevertheless, I wish you the best in all you do and hope you’ll stick around to see how Episode 3 turned out.
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</p><p>Sincerely,
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</p><p>I was kind of pissed about having to leave a job thing because other people were shitty so I left a sarcastic message asking to just be removed from stuff and he got hella pissy
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</p><p><blockquote>Actually, “embarrassing” is sending a long, suck-up apology email to someone and instead of receiving a cursory acknowledgment in return, being notified of a post like yours by the rest of my team.
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</p><p>As per your request, I’ve manually removed you from all the Elite forums, all three subforums and about 70 Google Docs. It only took about half an hour, but it’s not like I have anything better to do on a beautiful Saturday morning in the waning days of summer.
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</p><p>I’m unable to change the permissions on the “Prefixes” Doc, as Chawin is the owner of that one. Until he remedies this, I hope you don’t suffer too much indignity, as I’m sure it’s a blemish on your record that haunts you constantly.
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</p><p>Facepalmingly yours,
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</p><p>fucking bitch, i sent you an apology and you didn’t tell me it was all okay now? how fukken dar u
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</p><p>I signed on today to unsubscribe from the ad I got today and found this
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</p><p><blockquote>With your flat, hurried diction and lack of punctuation, it was hard to tell whether you were joking or not. So I took you at your word.
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</p><p>Try posting it on scribd, so we’ll see if I’m the only one dumb enough to assume that.
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</p><p>And then, post this: You’re a douche and you did us a favor by kicking yourself out. So thanks.</blockquote>
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</p><p>DAMN DEM SICK BURNS
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</p><p>so with the scribd thing i’m pretty sure he wanted this all posted so here ya go
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</p><p>Oh, also a few months after I had left the site I found he has subscribed to an old twitter of mine, so I guess he kinda stalked me too?
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</p><p>so good work makin women feel welcome on your site bro</p>crayoncakes2012-10-31T12:43:05Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/634762Celebrating Juneteenth: In this thread, we commemorate the abolition of slavery in America.<p>As a black woman in a wheelchair I’ve been celebrating all day <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/33/14e8ac02-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="15" alt="" width="15" /></p>crayoncakes2009-06-19T19:55:29Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/628105gigerth thread<p><blockquote><strong>scully Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>You have to say gigerth a lot in the thread due to the shitty FWZ search, unless he searches using Google.
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</p><p>gigerth should post more. Boner dad should be in more threads.</blockquote>
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</p><p>gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth gigerth </p>crayoncakes2009-06-12T20:03:59Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/628096gigerth thread<p>gigerth is the most brilliant mind forumwarz has or will ever know</p>crayoncakes2009-06-12T19:49:57Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/628093gigerth thread<p>posting a thread to mess with him when he namesearches <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/76/1d5c7076-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="15" alt="" width="15" /></p>crayoncakes2009-06-12T19:47:44Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/623315la di da di<p><blockquote><strong>iIRZ Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>god is the only father figure</blockquote>
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</p><p>imaginary sky gods cant be dads
</p><p> religion status: pwnt <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/15/169d6c18-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" height="16" alt="" width="16" /></p>crayoncakes2009-06-07T03:57:48Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/623309la di da di<p>who else will be the father figure my 2 children need</p>crayoncakes2009-06-07T03:52:17Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/623308la di da di<p>iirz don’t die <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/15/21102a96-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="17" alt="" width="15" /></p>crayoncakes2009-06-07T03:51:46Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/604958AtomicScripter: The ePeen<p>AtomicScripter incapable of writing interesting text, no one is suprised, news at eleven</p>crayoncakes2009-05-23T02:17:17Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/604057lol soon you will be kicked our of your parents basements and forced to suck dick for money<p>let’s all invest in companies that sell flavored condoms</p>crayoncakes2009-05-22T22:10:06Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/604031lol soon you will be kicked our of your parents basements and forced to suck dick for money<p>what exactly is wrong with sucking dick <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/22/19e7bbb2-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="15" alt="" width="15" /></p>crayoncakes2009-05-22T21:57:01Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/603997AtomicScripter: The ePeen<p><blockquote><strong>Wylin Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>As far as I see it, you are not an apprentice, and the only reason your name is even close to CJ’s is because it is in alphabetical order. Idiot.</blockquote>
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</p><p>JB sent him the wrong email and I guess he felt bad about disappointing someone who thought they made it in</p>crayoncakes2009-05-22T21:44:52Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/603715Best MSpaint RPG<p><blockquote><strong>Adapt Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>is not on forumwarz, what a suprise: <a href="http://www.mspaintadventures.co" target="_blank">http://www.mspaintadventures.co</a> </blockquote>
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</p><p>I fucking love mspaint adventures</p>crayoncakes2009-05-22T18:04:24Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/601239TF2 FREEE from Thursday to Sunday.<p>This is going to be the greatest time to be a pyro ever.
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</p><p>/me mods server to only allow jarate</p>crayoncakes2009-05-21T02:09:32Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/598964MAGICK<p><img class="embed" src="http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll296/crayoncakes/29a810cb.jpg" /></p>crayoncakes2009-05-19T04:59:04Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/598605Communists post here!<p>anarchism for lyfe</p>crayoncakes2009-05-18T22:51:07Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/594129Forumwarz Apprentice: news, updates and discussion<p>Finally, a job that I can work at naked. All my dreams are coming true! <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/33/14e8ac02-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="15" alt="" width="15" /></p>crayoncakes2009-05-16T14:55:49Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/592402JB presents: "Forumwarz Apprentice" | Money. Power. Fame. Brownies. E-Peen.<p>Sharing is fine with me.</p>crayoncakes2009-05-14T20:13:44Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/375873fffffff<p><blockquote><strong>Fingerz Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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</p><p>Oh wait. It’s too early for that. I’ll be back if this thing makes it to page 3 for that.</blockquote>
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</p><p>ahahaha okay pussy</p>crayoncakes2008-12-18T09:43:44Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/375868fffffff<p><blockquote><strong>Fingerz Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>LOL you care about FLamebate quality LOLfagLOL</blockquote>
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</p><p>thank god you’re here I was worried I wouldn’t have any examples to back up my thesis here</p>crayoncakes2008-12-18T09:38:34Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/375857fffffff<p>what happened
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</p><p>like the only people on flamebate anymore are shitposters and people who actually care about raiding and speedruns and whatever
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</p><p>remember when people were mocked for serious raiding?
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</p><p>I miss those days <img src="/uploads/final/ad66443e44e05a01360b05ff07de2e0c.gif" height="15" width="15" /></p>crayoncakes2008-12-18T09:33:27Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/375847MYSPACE TOM SHOULD REPLACE EVIL TROUT<p>myspace tom for king of space</p>crayoncakes2008-12-18T09:29:21Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/361888God doesn't exist you fools.<p><blockquote><strong>OverclockedJesus Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Believing that reality is malleable and will bend to your wishes is the most childish view you can have.
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</p><p>Reality isn’t a cartoon. Get that through your head.</blockquote>
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</p><p>“Science is always discovering odd scraps of magical wisdom and making a tremendous fuss about its cleverness.”
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</p><p>trolls, let me direct you to a better forum: <a href="http://www.philosophyforums.co" target="_blank">http://www.philosophyforums.co</a> </blockquote>
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</p><p>im not joking im a practicing chaos magician
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</p><p>he was like “we should get pizza” and I was like “no i’m on a diet and trying to save money but yeah pizza is delicious”</p>crayoncakes2008-12-07T22:30:39Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/361457serious discussion thread (serious discussion only please)<p><blockquote><strong>BirdofPrey Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>bop I don’t quite understand this is too intellectual for me <img src="/uploads/final/fa3edb881ccd792f59260b1f351c1334.gif" height="15" width="15" /> </p>crayoncakes2008-12-07T20:45:39Z