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Parental authority?**** YOU MOM (view post) |
11/05/2007 | |
DrrtyCop74I don’t want to pay that **** if this is a bug in the storyline, Is is this supposed to happen even if you don’t join the FBO? (view post) |
11/05/2007 | |
DrrtyCop74This **** just added to my contacts and apparently she busts you for using FBO code, but I didn’t even join the damn FBO so what the hell is going on? (view post) |
11/05/2007 | |
85% of the trolls here need 2 go 2 TROLL SKEWLMaximillian Posted:
the crimson king shade lord Beelzebub dark lord grim underlord Diablo gloom prince of the neverending abyss congratulates you on such a heroic mockery (view post) |
11/05/2007 | |
Emos? Are YOu sXe?“I love you,” said Bob the Tomato on the TV, hugging Larry the Grape around the waste. “Together I know we can do anything.”
“False pride!” Ruthie Cambot growled, purging the previous twenty seconds from the DVR. “Produce-on-produce adult situations!” She propped the remote between her pert teenage thighs, wondering if her seventeen younger siblings would ever truly appreciate the righteous sacrifices she made in editing their world for them. The remote rubbed between her legs as she stretched for the bowl of sugar free carob balls, and she realized her girl parts, they… itched. Itched like gonorrhea.
No wait, that wasn’t right. It more tingled, sorta like the very beginning of chicken pox. But she already HAD chicken pox. She couldn’t get it again… could she? Certainly not down THERE.
She caught her hand just as it was midway to scratching it. Her mother said to NEVER itch the chicken pox, so maybe she should use calamine lotion. No, her father had said that little girls who put liquid down there would go straight to hell without stopping at Taco Bell along the way. Maybe itching it just a BIT, just LIGHTLY on the OUTSIDE, wouldn’t be so bad.
Ruthie doubled over as the burning of a thousand tire yards shot across her girly-cess pool and straight up her file. “Oo!” She sighed, “oo-oo-oo!” She sounded just like Joe Ross, if you know who that is.
Just then Reginald walked into the room.
“Hey Ruthie,” he said, “I just heard something strange and decided to investigate.”
“Yes,” Ruthie said, letting her golden hair fall across her honey-colored shoulders. “I’m so glad you did. We’re not related, right?”
“That’s right.” Reginald said. “I’m the one your father took in because my parents smoked beer. I sleep in the basement. Under the sink.”
“That’s good,” she said in a throaty voice, “why not come over here and drink this grape Shasta.” And with a feminine sleight of her well-manicured fingers, Ruthie slipped a rufie into the fizzing tumbler. It was the one her father gave her. So she’d know what it would look like. So she’d never take one.
“MMmm,” he said, sipping the blue fluid down his hungry, fleshy throat, “thank you, Ruthie. I really appreciate your giving me this grape soda. And also letting me sleep under the sink.”
“Yeah.”
“I love you, Ruthie.”
“I love you, too, Michael.”
“I love everyone in this family.”
“OK.”
“Even the dog.”
“Mm.”
Michael didn’t realize where he was when he came to. The last thing he remembered was drinking grape soda with Ruthie, her well-pedicured toenails teasing the fabric of the couch when… no, he couldn’t think of her like that. She was practically his little sister.
“Oog,” he said, “where am I?”
“You’re here with me now.” Said a voice. “my darling Steven.” The voice belonged to Ruthie, who was supporting his greek godlike legs on the soft, warm confines of her lap. He looked up in confusion into the darkened confines of a vaulted ceiling, counted the myriad angels glaring down at him in contempt.
“Wait,” he said, struggling futilely against the drugs and the garbage bag twisty ties around his ankles. He’d been addicted to Drugs once, but those were Flinstones vitamins, which left him slightly giddy. This left his stomach feeling like a night with Fran Drescher. “Ruthie, how did we get into your father’s church? What are you doing with your hand? Why aren’t I wearing any pants?”
There was a throaty laugh as she brushed each well-manicured fingernail against his throbbing purple stovepipe.
“Oo!”
“Um.”
“Kink!”
“Do you like that, Joseph?”
“Yes,” Joseph leaned back and she straddled him, letting the fleshy crust of her Manwich slide against his cauliflower. It was leaking like an infected herpes sore. “but Ruthie, we’ve got to stop. You’re like my…”
“Be quiet, Manuel.” She said, pinning him down like a hot, sensual straightjacket. “You can resist if you like, but no one will hear you.”
“Eegh!”
“Oogh!”
“Squish!”
And then they had sex. It was pretty okay, but he bled a lot. (view post) |
11/05/2007 | |
Favorite type of sex:a geniune case of virginity in this thread has brightened, if only for a moment, my dim existence, thank you kind laborer for your blatant disregard of self-image (view post) |
11/05/2007 | |
My mother died...aZnHArdCoRe Posted:
Asians cant be emo, it is under direct decree of the death apostle!
plus over application of mascara as required will shut out what little eyesight you already have sorry its jus tnot possible please turn in your badge and razors at your nearest hot topic and never speka a word of darkness again. (view post) |
11/05/2007 | |
stop postign saber_justiec thred for 11-05-2007I concur with everything stated here, and in order to enforce order the most grim and benevolent one has been notified of you.
Enjoy everlasting suffering in the flaring gorges of the netherworld (view post) |
11/05/2007 | |
poetry contestI ERODE INTO DUST SLOWLY CAUTIOUSLY I SEEK REDEMPTION HURF DURF ‘YOBBIN IT LOL
thx (view post) |
11/05/2007 | |
WHERES MY POST COUNTpokeyseks81 Posted:
haha holy **** best idea ever 5 baconbabies in your name (view post) |
11/04/2007 | |
hey youQualjyn Posted:
in the year 6000 the blood prince will rise again and the seas will run red with the tears of all its sinners (view post) |
11/04/2007 | |
Comparing bumes (Huge male reproductive organs)Under servitude of the shade baron Beelzebub I present you to , worthless ingrates, a thread in which a parody has been wrought. Upon you that is, enjoy eternal damnation in the penumbra. (view post) |
11/04/2007 | |
lets play a forum gamethe most beneficent one has instructed me to deliver this most important message, for I am the underlords courier: you’re a fabulous person. (view post) |
11/04/2007 | |
this forum is broken, broken like a shattered fractured bleeding heart thrusting out at you making you do things terrible things things like typing out a reidiclious long thread title oh god lowng can you make this what i hate my life please end me evil tPhlegmatic Posted:
why havent you sullied yourself in the tar pits of the amazonian (view post) |
11/04/2007 | |
All camwhores come to this thread to post mammary glandskeep your meat bags to yourself all I need is a good Edgar Allan Poe and my genuine baby elephant ivory smoking pipe filled with premium spiced vag hair (view post) |
11/04/2007 | |
petition to disable emoticons in sigspetition to disable 12yoIRL permanently (view post) |
11/04/2007 | |
HOW DO I POSTED IN STALLfabulous person has no friends
here take this it will aid you in your travels Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/04/2007 | |
let me write in your stalli poured the very deepest darkest part of my soul into those words you malignant poultry of bad deeds, YOU WILL CREDIT MY WORKS OR I WILL CALL UPON THE UNDERLORD DIABLO TO OBLITERATE THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLANET (view post) |
11/04/2007 | |
this forum is broken, broken like a shattered fractured bleeding heart thrusting out at you making you do things terrible things things like typing out a reidiclious long thread title oh god lowng can you make this what i hate my life please end me evil tyour words pierce me like a +4 elven runed dagger my only hope is a saving throw of 14 or my life will soon meets its most wishful end (view post) |
11/04/2007 | |
this forum is broken, broken like a shattered fractured bleeding heart thrusting out at you making you do things terrible things things like typing out a reidiclious long thread title oh god lowng can you make this what i hate my life please end me evil tw (view post) |
11/04/2007 |