tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/apocalypse_nowForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by apocalypse_now2009-12-19T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/750118Kyoubai Reserve Price<p>That I understood, but I don’t get it why people use the lowest possible start bid price. Just to save the reserve money? That’s a bit lame since they don’t want their stuff sold cheap and make a lot of fleez from it. I lost auctions with way past 1 mil. that started at less than 50.000 .</p>apocalypse_now2009-12-19T16:10:58Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/750072Kyoubai Reserve Price<p>Just recent examples with not really too high prices, but anyway, within “starting bid” limits, so it could have had a higher starting point.
</p><p>They were grouped exactly as listed, so it was frustrating to loose several auctions at the same time.
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</p><p>Flezz BidSquid sent you 350,000 1:54AM
</p><p>“[Master Ball] Regrettable, auction won but it did not meet to reserve price. Bidder to be ashamed, was too cheap!”
</p><p>Flezz BidSquid sent you 369,502 1:12AM
</p><p>“[Versnatche™ Earbleeders] Regrettable, auction won but it did not meet to reserve price. Bidder to be ashamed, was too cheap!”
</p><p>Flezz BidSquid sent you 369,502 1:12AM
</p><p>“[Versnatche™ Earbleeders] Regrettable, auction won but it did not meet to reserve price. Bidder to be ashamed, was too cheap!”
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</p><p>Flezz BidSquid sent you 350,000 2:51PM
</p><p>“[Master Ball] Regrettable, auction won but it did not meet to reserve price. Bidder to be ashamed, was too cheap!”
</p><p>Flezz BidSquid sent you 25,999 2:18PM
</p><p>“[my blood in the bathtub (real, ] Regrettable, auction won but it did not meet to reserve price. Bidder to be ashamed, was too cheap!”
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</p><p>BidSquid sent you 15,000 2:18AM
</p><p>“[my blood in the bathtub (real, ] Regrettable, auction won but it did not meet to reserve price. Bidder to be ashamed, was too cheap!”
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</p><p>BidSquid sent you 500,999 3:57AM
</p><p>“[slut.MILF.asian.tits.cumshot.la] Regrettable, auction won but it did not meet to reserve price. Bidder to be ashamed, was too cheap!”</p>apocalypse_now2009-12-19T13:55:23Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/750060Kyoubai Reserve Price<p>Don’t know what the reserve price ever was. Bidding a lot (like 5-10 times) higher than the true price left me without the item and sent the money back. I can’t remember a single time when reserve price consumed from my bid and above anyone else. Maybe it happened that the reserve price were ridiculously high and that’s just it.
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</p><p>LE: I don’t even like the reserve price idea in the first place. It would have been a lot more transparent and easier if the starting bid could be placed at whatever insane and obscene value the seller wants.</p>apocalypse_now2009-12-19T13:11:33Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/750047Kyoubai Reserve Price<p>Hi folks!
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</p><p>I am unhappy because of the many times I won auctions at reasonably high prices and did not get the item because nobody placed an even higher bid.
</p><p>To make a longer story short, I wish to say that it would be a nice thing to have the minimum “Reserve Price” to be higher than the maximum “Starting Bid”. This would avoid unnecessary low cost bidding and should make the auctioneer pay a higher deposit if he doesn’t want his merchandise sold cheap.
</p><p>So the point is “Reserve Price” always higher than maximum “Starting Bid”.
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</p><p>What do you think about this people?</p>apocalypse_now2009-12-19T12:40:15Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/725091[NSFW] CoreyJess' Sexiest Halloween Costume Contest! 13BP In Prizes!<p>PrincessPeach330 Is the best! Her pictures have serious POWER!
</p><p>Good luck!</p>apocalypse_now2009-10-28T02:54:42Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/723093Zombie Contest for 45 BP<p>Sorry! I’m a real zombie so that would be cheating.
</p><p>Better luck to anyone else!</p>apocalypse_now2009-10-24T11:10:42Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/72224530 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP<p>SCUZZY: <a href="http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/129284" target="_blank">http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/129284</a> </p>apocalypse_now2009-10-22T09:59:36Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/721867How old are you?<p>27</p>apocalypse_now2009-10-21T18:01:37Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/721866The Thread for New People to Introduce Themselves<p>Hi!
</p><p>My name is Now, Apocalypse Now and I haven’t tasted alcohol in more than… Oww! Wait! This isn’t the alcoholic therapy group! Shit I made a mistake!
</p><p>What do you say this is? Ahhh, Forumwars, did I get it right? No, FO-RUM-WARS ? I get it, with “Z”, FO-RUM-WARZ, right?!
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</p><p>So, hi everyone!
</p><p>My name is Apocalypse Now and I’m very happy to meet you. When does forum therapy begin? Aha, I got it, there’s no therapy here, we bring chaos and destruction to the internet world. Good, ‘cause I know just the recipie.
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</p><p>See ya all in Domination!
</p><p>Sayonara!</p>apocalypse_now2009-10-21T17:56:17Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/721862How many sexual partners have you had?<p>One for eight years continuously with coffee breaks.</p>apocalypse_now2009-10-21T17:43:41Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/72115030 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP<p><blockquote><strong>PhineasPoe Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>10/16
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</p><p>Top 4:
</p><p>4.<a href="http://forumwarz.com/incit/view/128034" target="_blank">apocalypse_now</a>- I’m a sucker for imminent death jokes.
</p><p>3. <a href="http://forumwarz.com/incit/view/128050" target="_blank">Miseri</a>- The old switcheroo.
</p><p>2. <a href="http://forumwarz.com/incit/view/128076" target="_blank">uberdaveman</a>- Uberdaveman seems clever, but possibly troubled.
</p><p>1. <a href="http://forumwarz.com/incit/view/127941" target="_blank">withersp00n</a>- I fell in love with this win the first time I saw it.
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</p><p>So, I have two more days to get through. The peen situation is still being discussed, but soon you’ll have a big list with links of all the days and all the days’ winners. What fun.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Thanks for putting me on the list! I am honored. In my opinion Gleebot has many great INCIT posts. Most winner submissions are great actually.
</p><p>Congratulations to everyone who posted something creative. Best of luck, Apocalypse_now!</p>apocalypse_now2009-10-20T12:05:54Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/719056CONTEST: Ghost Story - 30 BP<p><blockquote><strong>CrinkzPipe Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Who the fuck are you to tell me that my story wasn’t the best? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!</blockquote>
</p><p>Your father Luke! I am your father.
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</p><p>My story is the best one in there, eff off. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/37/1b3aabb4-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>Almost! It was the best atempt anyway. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/38/1ea88906-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" />
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</p><p>CHILE PEPINO AND THE PLAYBOY
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</p><p>Chile Pepino had a subscription for Penthouse and Hustler, but he never bought a single Playboy edition. He never told anyone why, but he never searched the internet, never looked at the Playboy corner in the newspaper shop, actually he seemed to ignore that this magazine ever existed.
</p><p>One day, Was, his friend lvl.35 troll, came to him with a Playboy Anniversary Edition 100 Years of Skin (one of the only 251 copies in existence) featuring the best model of each year from the Amazonian Jungle at the beginning to the totally shaved ones in the present. Of course Chile refused to look at the pages filled with the slutiest of the whores of an entire century and again he did not say why. Upset on him for not sharing his joy, Was left home to show the magazine to his girlfriend who always understands his needs and passions and sometimes is inspired by his ideas.
</p><p>That night Chile went to bed early and upset that neither Penthouse nor Hustler had any anniversary collectible edition. Not long after he fell asleep, a voice woke him up:”Chile! Wake up!”. He woke up and looked around but there was nobody in sight; just then the voice was heard again from behind him:”I’m here, in your pants! I have taken control of you cock and if you ever want to see it hard again you will do well to listen to me very carefully.” Not understanding very well what was going on, Chile Pepino shook his thinggie four times really hard, but nothing happened, it just stood there hanging without any reaction. Now he was terrified and with a trebling voice he asked:”Who are you?” and the voice answered “I am the Ghost of Playboy Past, Present and Future.” Confused, Chile asked again “Weren’t you supposed to be three separate ghosts? How can you be all three at the same time.” “Chile… I think you mistake me for the Ghosts of Christmas. I’m not just any ghost, I’m the Playboy Ghost and I hunt a whole world of all religions, so YES I am powerful enough to be like three ghosts at the same time.” Chile:”Well, what do you want from me? You told me to listen very carefully but didn’t say why you’re here.” “Ahhhh, yes…, yes…, yes… Ahhhh, yes… Oh, why I’m here… well it’s because you never looked at a Playboy magazine before and I think there’s something wrong with you, but there might be a chance for you, not all hope is lost to bring you on the right path.” “Well Ghost, for your information I only enjoy p0rn and in you stinking magazine there ain’t any, just some grandma erotics but no hardcore!” Chile boldly replied. “He he he… you are seriously mistaken there Chile, for those pussies you always refused to see don’t usually look that good, they are well worked upon before each photo, at least three huge cocks are invested in each one; and those boobs don’t naturally have that shine and color, it is obtained through a lot of tongue massage and sperm oils. So you see, there’s a lot of hardcore going on behind the camera in order to get such extraordinary pictures. Still I have only told you of the past until now, but it’s time to look into the future. And the future my friend, is 3D stereoscopic edition and closeups so close, that you can actually see the uterus at the end of the vagina, and each year will feature a special edition with pictures taken from inside out.” There grew a large smile on Chile’s face as he started to imagine all those things and as he did, the cock rose and grew strong. He then understood the future and the great honor that was bestowed upon him and ran to the first shop and bought the Anniversary Edition. Thinking what the ghost told him, he started understanding each picture that was filled with significance for it told a gangbang story on the photo set.
</p><p>Ever since that day, Chile had a Gold subscription at Playboy and started seeing life with more wisdom and depth.
</p><p>This was the story of Chile Pepino the man who was enlightened to see behind the camera.</p>apocalypse_now2009-10-16T06:37:12Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/718801CONTEST: Ghost Story - 30 BP<p>6 stories and 2 attempts so far. There’s more offtopic here than ghost stories.</p>apocalypse_now2009-10-15T16:10:37Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/718438So apparently someone is downvoting everything<p><blockquote><strong>nTerra Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>This. I didn’t even get to see most of the subs, so it’s hardly a fair shake.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Since I ALWAYS get 10 downvotes whatever I post, if these happen to be the first, then I’m disqualified and I loose the chance of chocolate scoops that I always get for the upvotes that I receive.</p>apocalypse_now2009-10-14T13:21:28Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/718329So apparently someone is downvoting everything<p>Public voting may allow us to see who is downvoting everything. Giving a single positive vote to only one submission also helps. It’s sad that the situation is now like this.
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</p><p>Speaking of new levels of stupidity on INCIT and dumpvoting, check this out:
</p><p> <a href="http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/126734" target="_blank">http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/126734</a>
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</p><p>Cheers!</p>apocalypse_now2009-10-14T06:42:30Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/714760Post here for a chance at 6BP!<p>The best thread ever!</p>apocalypse_now2009-10-05T16:43:36Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/714738CONTEST: Ghost Story - 30 BP<p>The true story of ChilePepino
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</p><p>Every once in a while there appear things that most sane people cannot understand, yet these happenings are so real that they change the lives of those who live to tell the tale. Such is the tale of ChilePepino, the old man who tricked death only to find immortality a cruel punishment.
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</p><p>On a cold night, the year 1594, there came a ship to an island so remote that no news ever arrive. But this was no ordinary ship, this one came out of the ocean straight into the harbor, without the usual arrival of the crew by boats first. Come to think of it, nobody ever remembered to have ever seen a sailor from it, and yet it came and set anchor in the shallow waters. That night no light or sound came from this mysterious apparition as it stood motionless and somewhat mystical. People who saw it that night feared there may be pirates aboard it planning night raid on the small town, but could not spread such disturbing rumors without a fact upon what was really going on. Nobody dared approach it until the following day when some braver men decided to inspect it as it was making everyone both curious and nervous. These nine picked up a boat, ropes and ladders needed to climb on-board and head for the mysterious ship without knowing what they would find. And indeed what they found surpassed their imagination, for they found gold, silver and wine and not a single soul or body, just a diary – but this diary was locked with a key. They carefully brought all the cargo in the town and took the diary to a locksmith, for it was beautifully crafted in leather, ivory and gold, encrusted with precious stones whose names they did not know and they did not want to see it ruined.
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</p><p>This is where our tale takes on a bone chilling turn, for the locksmith who went by the name ChilePepino opened it and was the first to read the terrible recordings contained within it’s pages. The ship set sail three month before from Port Quin on the South Western coast of England and carried the last survivors of a terrible disease that nobody ever heard of. These were rich men with their families who tried to escape certain death and chose run away as far as possible taking with them only what could fit on this ship and leaving their former lives and wealth behind. In it’s records Chile found that Death does not give up and tends to do its job and this time succeeded for the food was infested with the rats which spread the terrible disease. After the first week many fell ill with fever and sickness took them anther week to consume their lives, for Death was most certainly not in a hurry and enjoys watching it’s work unfold. The bodies of the deceased were tossed into the sea as tradition required and also everyone agreed this was best, but the disease did not leave the ship with the bodies, rather chose to stay and continue the horrid show put on stage.
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</p><p>One after the other all the bodies were dumped into the angry sea which took them without questions, all but one, the keeper of this journal. The entries end one month before the arrival and nobody can tell what became of the this man, yet it is certain that him, just like the others, did not reach his destination.
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</p><p>So now with the cargo in town ChilePepino feared the disease arrived with it and sadly he was right. The rabid rats came lurking in the streets searching for fresh food. As you remember, Death enjoys a slow meticulous show and the stage just got bigger, so it was time for a bigger story. After one week, the first fell ill and the foreplay begun. This show was to be grand, actually was to be so good that Death decided to have someone tell the story, for it was to majestic to be forgotten on a small island in the Atlantic. Guess who was chosen for this task… the locksmith who opened the lock of the diary, but it would no be that easy, there was another task for him, if he wanted to survive. He was to burn the lifeless bodies of everyone who died and put a cross in the field for each name. Understanding what the circumstances were and where things were going, ChilePepino accepted this task, but with one condition, that he will remain alive until he finishes writing all the names of the dead, so that no soul remains unmentioned on Earth and Death agreed. As I previously told you, the island was so isolated that ChilePepino thought that there will be a long time before someone else sets foot on it to write his cross, such that he will have a lot to live. And truly he was right. As the days passed he burned the bodies his neighbors, his friends and his family. With a heavy heart he wrote their names on each cross and placed them in a rigorous order. In the end he finally made one cross for himself without a name and wrote his tale on piece of hide that he carefully placed in a bottle and threw it into the ocean. Years passed an nobody ever found the bottle and came to the island. After a while, he lost track of time because of the memories that hunted him at night and the loneliness of the day. He just wanted to die, but a deal with Death is not something anyone can break, so he could not and grew older and older.
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</p><p>After some longer time his body begun to wither and his flesh to die, yet there was nothing he could do but carry on his pitiful existence that was no longer a life since before he could remember. Eventually his whole body turned to dust and he was left nothing more than a soul doomed to walk the Earth not living and yet not dead, without a hope of ever finding rest. What seemed an escape was nothing but a leading role in Death’s scripts, a role which kept his existence bound to a place he could not escape and a life he could not end.
</p><p>He was now a ghost, a shadow of a man who was too afraid to die and too smart to lose. Yet he lost everything that was of any value and was left with a curse that torments his bodyless soul each moment for eternity, because for him not even time passes anymore and his trap is holding him from ever reaching in death the ones the knew and loved.
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</p><p>This was his story, but can become your own if you don’t award me the two brownie points.
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</p><p>PS: Now ChilePepino’s existence manifests on this very forum where he is still searching for a way out of his situation.</p>apocalypse_now2009-10-05T15:52:46Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/714706Contest: 45 BP giveaway to WeChall members<p>Need brownies to play episode 2. At least I’m honest and not bullshitting you about how I need them to support my family and other such crap.</p>apocalypse_now2009-10-05T14:22:58Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/713646Contest for 60 BP - Guess the release date of Episode 3 (PLEASE CHECK THE CALENDAR FIRST TO SEE WHICH DATE HASN'T BEEN PICKED YET)<p>November 27 2009</p>apocalypse_now2009-10-02T15:08:50Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/71360130 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP<p><blockquote><strong>PhineasPoe Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>First off, a special non-bp award to <a href="http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/123902" target="_blank">apocalypse_now</a> for best reference. ...........
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</p><p>Thanks a lot. That submission was totally unoriginal, but in my mind it definitely fits the picture. Unfortunately there was not enough space for at least the second line, hardly any hope for the third. For anyone outhere who doesn’t know what I’m talking about, I was referring to Pink Floyd’s “The Wall”.
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</p><p>Mother do you think they’ll drop the bomb
</p><p>Mother do you think they’ll like the song …
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</p><p>song: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtD-itb1f_Q" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtD-itb1f_Q</a>
</p><p>and lyrics: <a href="http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/pinkfloyd/mother.html" target="_blank">http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/pinkfloyd/mother.html</a>
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</p><p>So I thank again PhineasPoe for the appreciation and Roger Waters for the song.
</p><p>See ya!
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