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Ya’ll thought they burned this fine upstanding member of society
but I’m back like da plague
even in death my rep gets bigga
while my flesh starts to sag
I’m still sippin’ on Cristal
though it just spills out my gut
my bum is smellin’ foul
and mosta my organs fell out my but
life undead’ll drive a fine upstanding member of society insane
cuz lookin’ like this I gave up decorum
gots to go now, I need to eat a brain
and a zombie like me’ll starve on this forum
A grave couldn’t hold this fine upstanding member of society down.(view post)
****ez just hate cuz they ain’t got no skillz.
Play on playa.(view post)
Word Homey, I gotcha.
Catch yo’ bum inside.
Yo joint got Cristal?
My hoez ain’t havin’ anything less than da best.(view post)
sup fine upstanding member of societyz(view post)
Holla fo’ a hint, fine upstanding member of societyz!
This playa been around fo’ well ova’ a year, and y’all prob’ly know me. ‘Notha hint later if ya need it.
Y’all fine upstanding member of societyz ain’t got no clue, but I’ll give ya one.
Only one playa here iz talented enough ta write dis ****.(view post)
Yo, congrats again to all da winnaz. BP should be awarded shortly, e-peen may take a lttle longer.
An’ ta all y’all playa haterz,don’t question a zombie fine upstanding member of society’z integrity an’ ****. Deific blunder and celerysteve both deserved ta win, celerysteve jus’ deserved it more. ‘Nuff said.
Time ta put an end to da argument. I think both y’all did an excellent job, but win/fail wasn’t needed to decide dis ****.(view post)
Wbumup my fine upstanding member of societyz! ZPac here, wit da results y’all been waitin’ on.
Now, this final round been some hard mutha****in’ **** to decide, but Zombiggie an’ I took our time and came to our answer. Both clerysteve and Deific Blunder brought some flamin’ skill to da front, but there can only be one winna. So without furtha delay, here’s da breakdown.
1st place (5 BP + special E-Peen™) – celerysteve
2nd place (4 BP) – Deific Blunder
3rd place (3 BP) – Fortunato
4th place (1 BP runner-up) – FAIL
Me an’ Zombiggie wanna thank all the gangstaz who threw they hat in the ring, we had some epic ****in’ battlez cuz they did.
And as alwayz, peace an’ love to my momma fo’ makin’ all this possible. I love you momma!(view post)
fine upstanding member of society, did y’all know dawg brainz taste like chicken to a zombie?
In fact, all brainz taste like chicken.
Now if y’all attention hoez don’ mind, we here ta see a rap battle.(view post)
We ain’t here ta see yo’ ****, dawg, we here to see da two top gangstaz.(view post)
Gather round all y’all playaz and playa-haterz, it’s that mutha****in’ time!
Time fo’ the battle we all been waitin’ on, The FlowinWarz Freestyle/Keystyle Rap Mother****in’ Battle Final Round.
We already got our 4th and 3rd place winnaz; FAIL gitz 1 BP and Fortunato ridez off wit’ 3.
Tonight we all gonna see which playa gonna grab up on dat E-Peen dat’ll raise up hiz male reproductive organ length to a respectable gangsta level.
First off, some o’ dem rulez:
1. Dis ****’s gonna be real straight-forward. After this post gitz toxxed, celerysteve gonna step up to da mic and spit hiz best rhymez and stylin’z, then dat dawg, Deific Blunder gonna throw hiz best **** down. These mutha****a’s gonna trade they blows at least 6 times each over the next 5 dayz, cuz Friday night at midnight this ghetto battle iz over, ya feel me? Keep in mind, fine upstanding member of society, judges ain’t gonna stop readin’ or listenin’ at six postz, so if time ain’t up keep goin’ fo’ dat winnin’ vote.
2. As usual, yo’ entry can be text, audio, o’ video, but it betta be original and hot, cuz ain’t no one gonna be moved by some re-used beatz.
3. It’z mo’ important this round dat all y’all playaz watchin’ win/fail dat **** honestly, cuz y’all gonna be the tie-breakin’ vote o’ da three.
Now this fine upstanding member of society wants ta seem some all out, no holdz barred, ghetto fabulous rhymes.
Bring it celerysteve, yo’ up.(view post)
Deific Blunder Posted:
This fine upstanding member of society’s munchin’ brainz!
outta **** bum tricks
who be ****tin’ bricks
and gay bum licks
on this gangsta’s male reproductive organ,
but don’t use no teeth
cause I’ll backhand yo’ dome
and send ya home
wit a brand new tome
of words like stone
to study and hone
yo’ sufferin’ technique
cuz that **** is weak
and you’ve reached yo’ peak
Now a ridah gotta get real fo’ a second…
DB, I’ve had my fun, its been good timez
swappin’ our skillz, slingin’ our rhymez
You proved you belong, playa, you earned yo’ shot
Just keep bringin’ yo’ game, and bring dat **** hot!
ZPac’s givin’ props, no lies, no denialz
Thanks fo’ the mad rhymez, and good luck in the finalz!
You deserve ta be here, dawg, naw’m sayin’?
Pimpz and hoz, give it up fo’ Deific Blunder!
Final round, Deific Blunder vs celerysteve, starts Sunday night! Be there mutha****a!
Deific Blunder Posted:
You think you got skillz, wigga? Y’all ain’t got nuthin’!
Make a fine upstanding member of society go O ****in’ G on a po’ little white boy pretendin’ ta be hard.
You brought dis **** on yo’ self.
So you from da streets?
Da burbs don’t count ho!
While you was growin’ up white,
I was facin’ death row
fo’ anotha ghetto killin’,
but I beat dat **** wit’ style.
This fine upstanding member of society’s slick as teflon,
yo’ as smooth as Gomer Pyle.
Check da clock da time has come
ta put yo’ bum down hard.
you claim you slingin’ rabies, but
I think you foam cuz you a tard.
A veggie tray got mo’ brains, dawg.
Yo’ punk bum ain’t worth my best.
Yo’ afterlife you’ll be mo’ use
as a mangy bum foot rest.
Lyrical bullets burst yo’ heart.
You never even felt the round.
Yo’ bum just dropped right off to sleep
like how yo’ moms died at da pound.
Get back on yo leash, dawg
this just ain’t yo’ time.
Da fact you made it this far
Is a sorry ****in’ crime.
It’s cool, dawg. This fine upstanding member of society thinkz FAIL decided 3rd place when he didn’t follow the rulez, then quit, but if y’all playaz wanna see Fort n’ FAIL go toe ta’ toe fo’ 3rd place, we can let dat **** be decided and rewarded by da community.
As fo’ da contest spoilz, Fort put in da effort, so he getz 3 BP. FAIL getz 1 BP cuz he bailed an’ failed ta’ finish da round.(view post)
Fort vs FAIL fo’ third ****in’ place!
This **** just got real!
Step up mutha****as!(view post)
Deific Blunder Posted:
Y’all think I’m leakin’,
I gotz newz fo’ you dawg.
It ain’t Hennessy you smell,
But da juice o’ my log.
Yo’ momz knowz da smell
go ask her fo’ da truth.
Dat ****’s tasted ZPac,
all hundred ninety proof.
This dawg sayz he killed me,
big wordz fo’ a mutt.
Yo bum needz a collar
fo’ you get a stuck like a ****.
I’ll colla’ yo’ bum
like a trained little ****.
Then I’ll scratch out yo’ eyes
like a syphilis itch.
So keep talkin’ tough
like you all dat ****,
but all these fine upstanding member of societyz know
this dog just got bit.
Dis outta be tight, yo!
Zombiggie Smalls vs celerysteve!
celerysteve, take da ****in’ mic!(view post)