tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/UnlimitedANCForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by UnlimitedANC2009-02-14T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/462780Post in this thread for a special Valentine gift from quangntenemy(TM)<p>I’m in.</p>UnlimitedANC2009-02-14T10:23:02Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/420211I've been gone a few weeks, what's new?<p>Hey all. I’m seeing an auction system, which is useless to me seeing as how if I wanted to gain items I don’t need to beat forums I’ve already beaten, I’d grind MOAR.
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</p><p>Anything else worth doing? We get an ep.3 drop-date, yet?</p>UnlimitedANC2009-01-21T12:04:30Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/370892Fix Gamblebot<p>ITT, people who suck at blackjack.</p>UnlimitedANC2008-12-14T19:12:36Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/363696CONTEST: Slash fiction, Forumwarz style! 8 BP up for grabs + Unique E-Peen!!!!!<p>Grats to winrar. If I had to pull one over my own Poe, it was yours.</p>UnlimitedANC2008-12-09T00:26:57Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/356184Best Black Metal Band<p>WHEN I WAS</p>UnlimitedANC2008-12-03T21:35:02Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/354967My Chemical Romance is the best band!<p>SON WHEN</p>UnlimitedANC2008-12-02T21:12:45Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/354119PP: ROTM pwnable again?<p>So… if I go into PP now to do ROTM, having already pwned non-ROTM PP in my streak, will my streak reset? That’s all I want to know, here.</p>UnlimitedANC2008-12-02T11:43:05Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/353640PP: ROTM pwnable again?<p>How exactly is this done? Because it seems that currently it’s the only way to hit a 76 streak, and I’m at 74 now so… yeah.</p>UnlimitedANC2008-12-01T23:38:24Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/353638Cosplay Central? Funny or not?<p>BreastBuy is the second worst next to Cosplay, IMHO. C’mon guys, that’s not even a strong pun.</p>UnlimitedANC2008-12-01T23:35:12Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/353634CONTEST: Slash fiction, Forumwarz style! 8 BP up for grabs + Unique E-Peen!!!!!<p><blockquote><strong>kemix Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Why the hell is there so many Yaoi(guyXguy)slashfics in this thread? can’t there be more GuyxGirl or GirlxGirl slashfics? hell, I think mine is the only one that is GuyxGirl right now.</blockquote>
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</p><p>GuyxGirl ISN’T slash. Slash is fiction about homosexual pairings, re-re. Better go find-replace one of the genders in yours quick, Takkun.</p>UnlimitedANC2008-12-01T23:32:28Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/352995Official "I love quangntenemy" thread<p>I love Candleja</p>UnlimitedANC2008-12-01T16:15:53Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/352771CONTEST: Slash fiction, Forumwarz style! 8 BP up for grabs + Unique E-Peen!!!!!<p>I guess I could add more gay sex? I don’t know. I like the subtlety of mine. </p>UnlimitedANC2008-12-01T13:49:28Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/352765IT'S JALAPENO'S BIRTHDAY TODAY<p>Happy Birthday, nyucka.</p>UnlimitedANC2008-12-01T13:47:19Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/352157I'm losing to fucking "E-Harmonloli?" Seriously?<p>Stop klanvoting, fags. K-thx-bai.</p>UnlimitedANC2008-12-01T06:04:14Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/352151CONTEST: Slash fiction, Forumwarz style! 8 BP up for grabs + Unique E-Peen!!!!!<p><blockquote><strong>Johnny Mac Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Why did you have to extend it? D: I was waiting so long for this to be over.</blockquote>
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</p><p>QFT. The length extension and now the time extension really weren’t fair to those of us who got right to work, within certain bounds.</p>UnlimitedANC2008-12-01T06:01:25Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/351832so hungry<p>Anyone try sending the little bitch brownie points?</p>UnlimitedANC2008-11-30T22:41:04Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/351820Stronger forums are not fun.<p>Why is Dykea one of the hardest forums in the game? It’s a stupid fucking joke to be so epic, and it wasn’t even the first dyke-jokes forum.
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</p><p>Anyway, the solution to high level players being bored wasn’t “Fuck up all our streaks” it was “Make a new ultimate forum.” Granted, not saying that one of the buildr suggestions deserves it (Though I am happy to see Historical Revisionism nerfed and Fakebook given decent standing) but CZ can’t come up with a new one for us?
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</p><p>Hold’em rooms, multiplayer like incit. Bet flezz against each other, divy out scoops to winners.</p>UnlimitedANC2008-11-30T22:19:49Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/347568Nominate Forumwarz for a Crunchie! (free E-Peen!)<p>Bitch you can’t get a dolla outta me,
</p><p>Cause I’m a motherfucking B-U-M-P!</p>UnlimitedANC2008-11-28T13:13:19Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/346252so i'm going to try and beat the game without using any upgrade points... (spoilers)<p><blockquote><strong>Veer Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>don’t
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</p><p>this is an exercise in endurance that requires no skill
</p><p>it’s just kind of sad when you consider that the only challenge that you can do in this game involves making it even more tedious</blockquote>
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</p><p>QFT. That video would be more sad than the 9/11 footage.
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</p><p>“Whup, forum attacked. Smileprin. Oh! missed! Ok, drool on keyboard. Hit for 5… forum attacked. Smileprin. Forum attacked, again. Smileprin.” and so forth?
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</p><p>YEAH OMG EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC</p>UnlimitedANC2008-11-27T11:32:22Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/345191CLOSED: CONTEST: 1 BP to the first person who gets the Pink Floyd .moar file.<p>Well now I feel like a defender of justice.
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</p><p>Fuck you guys, I AM SAILOR MOON.</p>UnlimitedANC2008-11-26T12:51:14Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/3451883BP - Same old boring contest<p>Sure thing, takkun.</p>UnlimitedANC2008-11-26T12:49:19Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/344389CONTEST: Slash fiction, Forumwarz style! 8 BP up for grabs + Unique E-Peen!!!!!<p>“Don’t get me wrong, man. I know that ostensibly it sounds gay, but it’s a cool game.”
</p><p>“For the last time – no. I won’t play ‘just the head’ with you, you giant minge.”
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</p><p>Jason sighed and shook his head, unwilling to pander to Mike’s latest advance. They’d been friends for a long time – having met sophomore year at Brown in a societal theory lecture. They were the only two people laughing during the topic “9-11 and CHANGE,” after Mike had kept making the same stupid Bowie joke every time the professor said “changes.”
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</p><p>Weak, admittedly… but this was about two months after the towers, so yeah. Mike was always… there, that way. Stupid humor, but also… kind of ingenious. Kind of <em>daring</em>.
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</p><p>“Grow up, douchefag. I’m talking about implementing that Asteroids knock-off in the next episode.”
</p><p>“I knew that, Mike — I was answering your question from later tonight.”
</p><p>“Hardy fucking harr, jackass. Seriously though – asteroids?”
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</p><p>Sometimes, just sometimes, Jason wished that Mike would grow up… But really, he couldn’t help but smile. Mike had always been there for him – a real bro. The two finished up their drinks – Jason had ordered a double mocha chai decaf (soy milk, his stomach was just a bit sensitive) while Mike, fucking Michael, had told the barista “surprise me.” The end result of that was usually something mundane like a hot chocolate (with spit in it)... but he loved hot chocolate anyway.
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</p><p>The two got in Jason’s Previa, and started to drive back to the office, rocking out to the ballads of journey that Mike had handpicked for their little morning-meeting commutes. For a couple of “infantile twits” (as Sandy Burkess had noted when she broke up with Mike – fucking lesbo) the boys had done alright. They both worked for a company they’d started right out of college with a few friends. Together they made internet games and some assorted humor media on the web – granted, they hadn’t blown up like the Onion or anything, but these young men did quite alright for themselves. “Crotch Zombie,” they called it, after an old in-joke dating back to a LAN party they’d thrown around the release of Half-Life 2.
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</p><p>“Back to the grind, right old chum?” Jason chuckled as he nudged his pal with a wink and a faux-knowing elbow.
</p><p>“God, Jason! Always with the buttsex. Could you cool down for just a minute, Cocks McGee?” Mike zinged in return.
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</p><p>The two laughed, and Jason began to open the doors to the office… but as he began to turn the key, he noticed that the door had already been unlocked.
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</p><p>“Did… were they going to pull an all-nighter to finish balancing the emo buffs last night?” Jason cocked his head to the side slightly, hoping to have his worried allayed.
</p><p>“I thought they pulled an all-nighter to finish glazing your face last night, stud.” Mike replied, snarky as ever. “That fucking cleaning lady we hired probably came early, man. Don’t bust your shit.”
</p><p>“Yeah, probably… just… she was supposed to lock back up after she came in, right?”
</p><p>“Sure. She was also supposed to have a greencard, but we both know how that goes.”
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</p><p>They laughed. Once again one of Mike’s clever jokes had diffused an otherwise intolerable situation. God, he was cute sometimes… Jason would’ve thought, if he was gay. He wasn’t, though. He… <em>wasn’t</em>. The two made their way to the elevator, up to 6th… and strode happily by the rows of cubicles towards the conference room. Joking aside, they still had some prep-work to do for this morning’s meeting and-
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</p><p>From across the hall, the two stopped dead. The light was <em>ON</em>.
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</p><p>“Mike?”
</p><p>“No jokes, man. I’ll call security…”
</p><p>“Hold- holdup. I wanna get a closer look…”
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</p><p>They crept closer to the office, trying to stay crouched close to the wall. Mike was fumbling with his iphone, trying to call security, but rattled, he kept sliding it too hard to work the damn thing. As they got close enough to see through the office’s side window, they could see just inside. A woman, bent over a table, struggling and violently pounding at her was… wait… was… Spider-Man?
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</p><p>“Ohfuckohfuckohfuck…”
</p><p>“Someone’s being fucking raped in our fucking office, Jesus fucking shit, man, fucking… FUCK! What do we do, Jason?”
</p><p>“Call fucking security, I’m going to slam the door open, see if I can surprise th-”
</p><p>“Are you fucking insane, man? The guy’s a fucking serial nutjob. He broke into an office dressed like fucking Spider-Man, and now I he’s raping the cleaning lady!”
</p><p>“Mike… run – get security. NOW!”
</p><p>“Jason… I don-”
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</p><p>Jason put a hushed finger to Mike’s lips, then he pulled him in, and kissed him, passionately. Maybe it was the rush of adrenaline, maybe it was the weirdness of the situation, but… jesus. Years of emotion flowed out, and Mike reciprocated, the two locked in a burning miasma of tongue and saliva for what seemed like an eternity… before Jason gently pulled away.
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</p><p>“Mike, I’m sorry, I…”
</p><p>“Sorry… that you didn’t tell me sooner?”
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</p><p>Tears in his eyes, Jason smiled… and Mike smiled back, that cocky douchebag grin.
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</p><p>“I love you, Michael… I always have.”
</p><p>“I love you too Jason, you… GIANT FAG! SURPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!!!”
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</p><p>The door to the office swung open, as the man in the Spider-Man suit leaned in to get a better view with the camcorder he’d been holding on them through the office window.
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</p><p>“How do I shot gay, motherfucker?”
</p><p>“ROBIN. You fucking BASTARD. You manipulative, evil fucking…”
</p><p>“Trout?”
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</p><p>Robin stuck his tongue out as he thrust his Spider-bulge in Jason’s face.
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</p><p>“Jesus, do you know how much I had to pay Lupita to help me set that up?” He laughed, as the flustered cleaning lady nodded politely and ran out of the room at top speed. “Seriously, though. God Jay… I can’t believe what a fag you are. Awesome.”
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</p><p>“So… what, what now? Is this blackmail? Are you guys going to tell my parents tha-”
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</p><p>“Going to what?!?” Mike interjected. “Dude, this is fantastic fucking news. I’m seriously totally gay for you.”
</p><p>“Oh no, you’re… wait. What?”
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</p><p>“It’s true,” Robin continued. “Actually, I should be pretty pissed. I totally lost a bet, here. I mean, I always thought that ‘Jalapeno Bootyhole’ was a pseudonym, not a descriptor. God, you a fucking furry, too?”
</p><p>“Ease up on him, Trout. You’re buying us lunch, after all.”
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</p><p>Jason sat there, dazed, his heart still pounding. “I don’t understand… why the Spider-Man outfit?”
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</p><p>“Oh… Rob just wanted to fuck with Lupita’s head.”
</p><p>“Yeah. If you want to work here, please type “I am not easily offended!”” Rob quipped, with a chuckle.
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</p><p>“But seriously Jay… I’ve always loved you too. I accidentally called Spidey over here about everything last month. I was drunk as a fucking sorority girl, and started just blurting out how gay I was for you… and he’s been riding my ass about it for weeks-”
</p><p>“Figuratively – don’t get jealous now.” Robin interjected.
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</p><p>“So all this was…”
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</p><p>“Well, I had to see if you felt the same way, and this crazy motherfucker over here wanted to make a bet of it. So… here we are.”
</p><p>“Wow… just… fuck, man. You could’ve just told me. I mean, it would’ve been weird but not… this shit. Jesus.”
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</p><p>“Alright, kids… let’s go grab that lunch and afterwards… fuck it. Take the afternoon off. Jason, you’re stressed as hell here, Mike, you go help him relieve some of that tension.”
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</p><p>Robin smiled at his friends, as they all headed to the elevator… same as it ever was. Jason and Mike laughing – now hand-in hand, Robin striding behind them. The boys had come a long way since college, alright.
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</p><p>Of course… Robin now knew what he had to do. He smiled and they all laughed, but then… just under his breath… he <em>plotted</em>:
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</p><p>“He was mine, Jason. You wormy little fucking faggot… he was <strong>MINE!</strong>”
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</p><p><strong>THE END?</strong>
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</p><p>I live in Hsinchu. Google it.</p>UnlimitedANC2008-11-23T12:43:58Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/341506CLOSED: CONTEST: 1 BP to the first person who gets the Pink Floyd .moar file.<p>Sorry I haven’t checked in here yet. Vuron – you coulda tubmailed me, man. Anyway, your BP has been sent. Kudos!
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</p><p>ALSO: I FUCKING KNEW IT. So glad I didn’t drop my time on that shit. Although I’m also curious how much it sells for… has to at least be high value in that regard, for such low value in gameplay.
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</p><p>I’d really love for ET or someone else in the know to weigh in on this; is it really supposed to be a joke item? Shouldn’t the stats have at least been funny? That’s… a pretty fucking weak joke, guys.
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</p><p>So yeah. Done. Big ups and thanks to all who participated. </p>UnlimitedANC2008-11-23T12:33:51Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/337014Bug just fucked me out of 24 Lemon Scoops... or 6 Domination Cards?<p><blockquote><strong>Acid Flux Posted:</strong>
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</p><p><em>When you are finished with your sour grapes, please be sure to dispose of them in the proper waste receptacle. Thank You.</em>
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</p><p>Read what Wylin posted. All the person had to do was pwn 5 forums in those 10 minutes, so long as they were the right forums, and would earn 50 Pistachio Scoops.
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</p><p>The player sits on a 51 streak going into the last day of Domination. At about 10-15 minutes before the end, he runs 1 unique forum to add to his streak, acquiring the 52 Streak Bonus. That adds 24 Scoops due to the way the streak system works. Then he runs four more unique forums to get his 56 Streak Bonus, adding 26 MORE scoops.
</p><p>24+26= 50 Scoops from 5 visits. If he’s lucky, maybe he got some Vanilla & Lemon as well. That could have been 73 Scoops in total added to his Max Scoops, and 50 Scoops added to Fave Flav, and 8 Scoops added to his Min Scoop.
</p><p>Don’t get pissy because someone had a stronger Domination strategy than you. Learn from the failure, and do better next time. <em><strong>That’s</em></strong> the challenge and reward of Domination.
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</p><p>That is, if you’re up to it?</blockquote>
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</p><p>OIC. That does make sense. He sat on forum visits… Nope, not up to it.
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</p><p>I’ll go back to failing at life by NOT having to wake up at 8 AM (time differences, what a whore) to get raped in the last ten minutes of Dom.</p>UnlimitedANC2008-11-20T12:27:38Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/337009CLOSED: CONTEST: 1 BP to the first person who gets the Pink Floyd .moar file.<p>Sorry about that. First time doing a contest.</p>UnlimitedANC2008-11-20T12:24:28Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/336746Bug just fucked me out of 24 Lemon Scoops... or 6 Domination Cards?<p>So he just happen to pwn his, what 96th forum in a row in the last 10 minutes of a round? How the fuck do you even plan that in advance?
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</p><p>Doesn’t matter. Found that that Dom is only for e-peen and medals anyway, stopped caring. Thought that winning medals would actually get me something.</p>UnlimitedANC2008-11-20T08:02:48Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/336732CLOSED: CONTEST: 1 BP to the first person who gets the Pink Floyd .moar file.<p><blockquote><strong>Wylin Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Not until someone completes it, that’s what the winner of this contest must show for the BP.
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</p><p>What he said. At 50 pieces, it’s rampantly spec’d to be the mother of all .moar files but unfortunately some of the pieces are stupidly rare. I spent a good long while mining for it about two weeks back, and got… I think 4 more parts after a week straight. So far, nobody is known to have completed the file.
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</p><p>Sitting here with only 12 to show, I’m tired of it… Especially since given the nature of the item I’m guessing it’s designed to be a Troll grail. If that were the case, it may be worthless to me… hence the contest. </p>UnlimitedANC2008-11-20T07:49:45Z