tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/TomInTheBoxForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by TomInTheBox2008-11-22T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/340531Nominate Forumwarz for a Crunchie! (free E-Peen!)<p>why not? bump <img src="/uploads/final/45d0490760a7192fd.png" height="15" width="15" /></p>TomInTheBox2008-11-22T21:18:40Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/213653Fatalism, Chapter I: Intro, Outro<p><strong>I totally got caught up something. It involved rockets. And time travel. And your mother.</strong>
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</p><p>Feeling my options running out, I grimly nod and take the card. Not that I have any intentions of keeping with what Quixote’s said.
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</p><p>“A bed sounds real nice right now. I’m feeling lightheaded and stuff…”</p>TomInTheBox2008-06-26T23:18:41Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/207434Fatalism, Chapter I: Intro, Outro<p>I give a noncommittal grunt and watch the others. Not only don’t I trust any of this one bit, but I don’t want to put my neck on the line for anyone but me besides. And even then, what with the giving up on the people you know. I got a little girl…
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</p><p>I mean, she’s mine, and I’m trying to get back in here life…
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</p><p>“You gotta give me something. You’re asking for everything we got. In return we maybe won’t die right now. C’mon, level with me.”</p>TomInTheBox2008-06-20T21:10:34Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/206613Fatalism, Chapter I: Intro, Outro<p>I lick my lips as my features cool.
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</p><p>”’Opportunities’? What kind of ‘opportunities’?”</p>TomInTheBox2008-06-19T21:30:40Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/204577Fatalism, Chapter I: Intro, Outro<p>My face pinches in obvious aggression.
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</p><p>“You don’t make much of an argument, old man. And I don’t feel like chasing after your windmills, Quixote.”
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</p><p>I laugh, thinking the world of that witticism.
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</p><p>“You’re saying some grand things here, right? Without saying much of anything, really. Reeks of a set up. You got power? Why need us then?”</p>TomInTheBox2008-06-17T21:05:35Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/202284Fatalism, Chapter I: Intro, Outro<p>I give the frenchie a stare. ”’Ninny pah’ yourself.”</p>TomInTheBox2008-06-15T19:58:27Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/202279I'm developing a roguelike<p>You should be able to catch pixies, ground them up with a mortar and pestle and snort them for a stat boost.
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</p><p>But then you crash. Oh god, then you crash hard. <img src="/uploads/final/5fc2453b5b256330ea999ec447cf8277.gif" height="15" width="15" /></p>TomInTheBox2008-06-15T19:54:44Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/201553Fatalism, Chapter I: Intro, Outro<p>“That’s it? Meet and greet? I feel like I’ve been pulled along by strings for the last hour, and it’s to say hello?”
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</p><p>I reflexively rub at my nose, and give a derisive snort.
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</p><p>“Fucking unbelievable. I’ll give you a name when you explain what’s messing with my head.”</p>TomInTheBox2008-06-15T01:06:16Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/201131Fatalism, Chapter I: Intro, Outro<p>I look from side to side at the gathering I have “stumbled” upon. Sure, I was walking aimlessly through The Parc, pissed at the latest hand I’d been dealt…Yet in the back of my mind there was that man, that trenchcoat. I couldn’t put a finger on who or what it was, but I’d couldn’t damn well shake it.
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</p><p>And now, right in front of me, that man…that trenchcoat.
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</p><p>Never mind the motley crew, what the hell is with this guy?
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</p><p>Wringing my hands nervously, I ask, “So…what the fuck?”</p>TomInTheBox2008-06-14T19:33:34Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/200504TODAYS MY BIRTHDAY<p>SPIC POWERS ACTIVATE
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</p><p>¡Feliz Cumpleaños!</p>TomInTheBox2008-06-13T22:00:44Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/196630Fatalism, Chapter I: Intro, Outro<p>Name: Gil Carsten
</p><p>Age: 35
</p><p>Talents: Able to make money disappear. Gil is for lack of a better term, a loser. A deadbeat. He believes he has a knack for gambling, and fashions himself as a bit of a con artist.
</p><p>Reason for Being at the Parc: Recently fired from his job as a mail room clerk, Gil’s at the Parc trying to blow some steam.
</p><p>Significant Family/Friends: Gil has an ex-wife, Deidre, who finally grew tired of his act and kicked him out about a year ago. He has a 7 year old daughter, Cady who hasn’t yet figured out what a waste her father is. His best friend, Robert Kapft, was killed 3 weeks earlier after what appears to have been a mob deal gone bad. He still keeps in contact with an old high school buddy, Mike “Sully” O’Sullivan, but things have been strained between the two lately.</p>TomInTheBox2008-06-10T00:02:35Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/166792My tits ((No rilly 4 supr serial))<p>Thar be pimples on these breasts. <img src="/uploads/final/2d1c00a5dda2b2a7d00e95416ea3242f.png" height="16" width="16" />
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</p><p>EDIT: FUK U MACKS. DAMNIT.</p>TomInTheBox2008-05-06T22:15:13Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/161287An official public apology to KoLoL<p><blockquote><strong>crayoncakes Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>that seal has three perfectly good orifices, why only use two</blockquote>
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</p><p>The efficiency in this one <img src="/uploads/final/2d1c00a5dda2b2a7d00e95416ea3242f.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>TomInTheBox2008-04-29T23:10:25Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/161280An official public apology to KoLoL<p>I’d hit it.
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</p><p>And just for the slow folk, both ways.</p>TomInTheBox2008-04-29T23:06:48Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/161276An official public apology to KoLoL<p>That would be too witty, BoP. We can’t handle that shit. Total breakdown. It’d be back to grass skirts and and spear chucking and- hot damn, is that sum fried chicken?
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</p><p>EDIT: Well, I got my skirt. Where’s yours?</p>TomInTheBox2008-04-29T23:05:41Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/161271An official public apology to KoLoL<p>Thats a whole lot of gay. But the watermelon makes it go down smooooooth.</p>TomInTheBox2008-04-29T23:02:38Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/161232I wanna drawfag<p>Forehead…
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</p><p>SO HUGE
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</p><p>CAN’T LOOK AWAY</p>TomInTheBox2008-04-29T22:32:49Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/161201TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEA<p>I think she’s trying to tell us something…</p>TomInTheBox2008-04-29T22:13:18Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58898Let's Play Africa Trail<p>Go with Dan. I mean, if I ever saw a man who had the look of a pedophile with a taste for dark meat, it would be his face. And I mean, if you are in a situation in which the only escape is raping a native baby*, you’ll be soooo glad you listened to my advice.
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</p><p>*Recent polls have shown 75% of all problems in Africa would be solved if a white man raped a black baby.</p>TomInTheBox2008-03-30T01:33:19Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/33242Orange Jackal<p>Seriously that was a shit load of fun. I mean yeah, I feel like a douche for sitting here constantly refreshing my screen, but I don’t know the last time I was so focused on playing an internets game. o:</p>TomInTheBox2008-03-05T21:27:16Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/33219Ending on time?<p>Eviltrout, me and my two new trophies thank you for this time overflow.
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</p><p>Huggles,
</p><p>TomInTheTechnicalityBox</p>TomInTheBox2008-03-05T21:19:01Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/22983Emo Kidz Korner<p>2day my faggit friends totally ditched me, and i had to sit at the freak table with the jew with the living jewfro and the black kid with tourettes <img src="/uploads/final/0e6a66589f095eb2fa590724c60e9a5d.png" height="16" width="16" />
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</p><p>i cried so hard 2nite my eyelinerz got into my mouth and i think i poisoned myself so goodbye you fags i hope my ghost anally rapes your mom with your dog
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</p><p>why dont we have an emoticon of that?<img src="/uploads/final/b387672fbf716bac9bd507b092d6c442.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>TomInTheBox2008-02-12T23:03:16Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/22959Oh you fuckers!<p><blockquote><strong>Evil Trout Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I understand you. Now please COMMIT instead of ATTEMPT.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Someone’s looking for a ring before he gives it up. D:</p>TomInTheBox2008-02-12T22:17:59Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/22752Emo Kidz Korner<p><img src="/uploads/final/e7f5ef899416fcb2094cd4d921776efb.gif" height="18" width="15" />
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</p><p>FUCKING BULLSHIT</p>TomInTheBox2008-02-11T21:17:54Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/22751Oh you fuckers!<p>Every time Macks tries to stick Trout down his pants, I die a little inside.<img src="/uploads/final/ba4d3df0b4e0821566253003e3876466.gif" height="18" width="18" /></p>TomInTheBox2008-02-11T21:11:16Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/22211ALL THE SPONSORS FOR THIS SITE ARE TWO FAGGOTS<p>Yeah, but on my xanga i said my live journal is a breeding ground for the lies and hatred that haunt my existence.
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</p><p>Of course on my blog, tearsintoblood.net, i explain that everything i write only exists as far as my hate for existing takes it.</p>TomInTheBox2008-02-11T00:44:51Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/22208Emo Kidz Korner<p>All these trolls and camwhore make me wanna cut my fingers off and make a necklace showing how much i hate these pukes.
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</p><p>this is just for us depressionati to share in the darkness of our existence and fuckall the rest of the plebs.
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</p><p>If you aint miasmatic, youre a faggit.</p>TomInTheBox2008-02-11T00:41:39Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/22207ALL THE SPONSORS FOR THIS SITE ARE TWO FAGGOTS<p>I told you not to fuck her. But noooooo.
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</p><p>Penis thrills/vagina kills/dont fuck my mom</p>TomInTheBox2008-02-11T00:36:02Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/22204THE ONLY GOOD TROLL AVATAR IS RON PAUL<p>New class, plz. Watermelon Jew. Uses his judaism and black sterotypes to conquer worlds, plz</p>TomInTheBox2008-02-11T00:31:20Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/22202I'm so honored<p>It’s giving me a reason to kill myself. So we all win.</p>TomInTheBox2008-02-11T00:24:42Z