tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/The%20FervForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by The Ferv2009-05-07T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/583631Contest: Last Fuck you win 100 BP<p>Fuck you.
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</p><p>Preferably sideways.
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</p><p>And upside down.
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</p><p>Also, fuck you.</p>The Ferv2009-05-07T05:06:35Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/557281Contest for Fingerz<p>Those are pretty awesome shoes, though.</p>The Ferv2009-04-16T21:20:22Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/557280Operation: Hanging Chad<p>Message sent.</p>The Ferv2009-04-16T21:19:22Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/551491HAPPY BIRTHDAY FORUMWARZ!!! Post for E-Peen!<p>POASTIN’ FOR PEEN LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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</p><p>also happy unbirfday forumwarz.<img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/42/3744b0e8-25c2-11de-815e-001ec94d5d3f.gif" height="25" alt="" width="25" /></p>The Ferv2009-04-13T21:48:06Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/540661Grey Goose Mafiosi Presents: The Sound of Forumwarz<p>Banshee thinks Tubs sounds like Radiohead – 100% similarity!</p>The Ferv2009-04-08T20:18:12Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/536204Theargent Thid's Abtholutely Fabulouth Contetht! <p>Than Franthithco Theargent Thid only maketh thenthe if evewything you do ith done jutht wike thith, thweetheart!
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</p><p>...Yeah, I’m goin’ classic. We don’t need another Bruce Bear.</p>The Ferv2009-04-07T17:52:52Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/534383Holy Crap, It's a Whiny Bitches' Birthday!<p>Happy birthday, Shii. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/97/21e88486-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" height="16" alt="" width="16" /></p>The Ferv2009-04-06T12:09:37Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/533754What's better, mybrute or draginz?<p><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/65/15c5869a-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="25" alt="" width="25" /> believes in the gold standard.</p>The Ferv2009-04-06T01:43:44Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/533470we need better computers for episode 2 spoilers<p>^Level 32 Re-Re.
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</p><p>You do realize that you’re not supposed to beat the G! boss thread, right? Emos can do it by way of a fairly well-known glitch in the game, though.</p>The Ferv2009-04-05T20:28:21Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/532004How much BP do you have currently?<p>I have one <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/22/bfd7044a-20a6-11de-9e17-00221924d7d8.gif" height="10" alt="" width="15" />. That’s it.</p>The Ferv2009-04-04T17:54:22Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/531227[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!<p>Long, but epic. I particularly like the finish. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/97/21e88486-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" height="16" alt="" width="16" />
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</p><p><strong>WARNING: Image links are shock pics.</strong>
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</p><p>Connecting to server…
</p><p>Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
</p><p>You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
</p><p>You: Hey guess what.
</p><p>Stranger: What.
</p><p>You: This game I play, this Forumwarz, they’re having a contest.
</p><p>You: So I’m totally posting this on their forums.
</p><p>You: After I fap
</p><p>You: <a href="http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/d0/Siske_gif.gif/180px-Siske_gif.gif" target="_blank">http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/d0/Siske_gif.gif/180px-Siske_gif.gif</a>
</p><p>You: Hang on.
</p><p>You: ...
</p><p>You: Typing one-handed.
</p><p>You: One sec.
</p><p>Stranger: LMAO.
</p><p>You: ...
</p><p>You: ...
</p><p>You: ...
</p><p>You: okay done.
</p><p>Stranger: I have a picture for you to fap to!
</p><p>You: That was fun!
</p><p>You: Let’s see it.
</p><p>You: Is it that goatse guy.
</p><p>You: Totally hot.
</p><p>Stranger: no it’s me
</p><p>Stranger: <a href="http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3990/37746439bs2.jpg" target="_blank">http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3990/37746439bs2.jpg</a>
</p><p>You: AWESOME
</p><p>You: THAT IS SO COOL
</p><p>You: KICKIN’ IT OLD-SKOOL
</p><p>Stranger: Am I sexy?
</p><p>You: Totally.
</p><p>You: I would jizz in your butthole if there was any room left.
</p><p>Stranger: LMAO.
</p><p>You: And all over your face…except I think you pretty much covered that already.
</p><p>Stranger: Wow. I think I’m in love with you.
</p><p>You: So uhhh…maybe your tits.
</p><p>You: Yeah, I’d jizz on your tits.
</p><p>You: Those are still…kind of…accessible, right?
</p><p>Stranger: What do you mean?
</p><p>You: Athough that stream of sweet sweet anus dribble might get in the way a little.
</p><p>You: That’s okay, though!
</p><p>You: It’s like God’s own drinking fountain!
</p><p>Stranger: You’re a sad, strange little man.
</p><p>You: Probably going to hell, too.
</p><p>Stranger: Yeah…
</p><p>You: Gonna say hi to Jalapeno Bootyhole when I get there, though!
</p><p>Stranger: LMAO.
</p><p>You: Gotta admire that man. He’d finger Satan himself in the butthole to get somebody to like his game.
</p><p>Stranger: Will you marry me?
</p><p>You: Maybe.
</p><p>You: I’ll deny it if anyone asks.
</p><p>Stranger: Why??
</p><p>You: And then slap you, start crying, and run to the nearest bar to get utterly and completely smashed.
</p><p>Stranger: HOW RUDE.
</p><p>You: Then I’ll come home, puke all over the couch, sleep in it, shit in my sleep, and wake up and blame you.
</p><p>Stranger: Never mind. I don’t want to marry you.
</p><p>You: Then start crying again, expose myself, and tell you I need your body right then and there.
</p><p>Stranger: TAKE A SHOWER FIRST, DAMN
</p><p>You: Oh. Yeah, okay.
</p><p>You: I could do that.
</p><p>You: ONLY IF YOU GAVE IT TO ME, THOUGH
</p><p>You: MARRY ME, TUBGIRL!
</p><p>Stranger: I’m not really tubgirl! I’m much sexier than her!
</p><p>You: Oh, seriously?
</p><p>You: Awesome.
</p><p>Stranger: Srsly.
</p><p>You: I mean, it’s tough to get hotter than that.
</p><p>Stranger: I know.
</p><p>You: So…I gotta be honest here.
</p><p>You: Pics or it ain’t true.
</p><p>Stranger: I don’t let strangers look at me naked!
</p><p>Stranger: I’m only 12!
</p><p>You: Sweet.
</p><p>You: Do you look kinda like this?
</p><p>You: <a href="http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c4/Herm.jpg" target="_blank">http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c4/Herm.jpg</a>
</p><p>You: I like ‘em sort of floppy.
</p><p>Stranger: Sorry, no, I don’t.
</p><p>You: Oh, bummer.
</p><p>You: Well, you are 12, so you’re still hotter than Tubgirl.
</p><p>You: Are you at least able to projectile shit into your own mouth?
</p><p>Stranger: I’ve never tried. Should I?
</p><p>You: YES.
</p><p>You: And then send pics.
</p><p>Stranger: Ok, will do.
</p><p>You: AWESOME.
</p><p>You: Make sure to forward them to Evil Trout.
</p><p>You: He loves that sort of thing.
</p><p>Stranger: You should add me on msn.
</p><p>You: I have no msn, unfortunately.
</p><p>You: I forgot my aim a while back. I use my plethora of gmail accounts to chat these days.
</p><p>Stranger: Hmm. Well, do you have a website to spread an email around on??
</p><p>You: <a href="http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/The" target="_blank">http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/The</a> Ferv
</p><p>You: That’s the one.
</p><p>You: I like it when people shit up my stall.
</p><p>You: Alternately, what kind of email?
</p><p>Stranger: An email of someone I dislike! I want a bunch of people to spam him and add him!
</p><p>You: Mmmmmm
</p><p>You: Well, Anonymous is not your personal army.
</p><p>You: But I may be able to help you.
</p><p>You: What’s the email?
</p><p>Stranger: babooshka_yaya@live.com
</p><p>You: Right on, right on.
</p><p>You: Only a live account?
</p><p>Stranger: What?
</p><p>You: That’s an MSN Live account.
</p><p>Stranger: yes, and?
</p><p>You: Free, easily created, easily ditched.
</p><p>You: No Gmail or anything?
</p><p>Stranger: No.
</p><p>You: Ah, right on.
</p><p>You: Well, I’ll spread the word then.
</p><p>Stranger: Yay! I love you.
</p><p>You: awesome.
</p><p>You: Will you shit in my mouth?
</p><p>You: I love projectile diarrhea.
</p><p>Stranger: If that’s what you want!
</p><p>You: NICE
</p><p>Stranger: Well, it’s been fun. But I’m bored with you now.
</p><p>Stranger: Soooooo. Bye.
</p><p>You: FUCK YOU NIGGER FAGGOT DICKBISHOP ASSMONGLER COCKSUCKER
</p><p>You: Okay bye.
</p><p>You: <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/97/21e88486-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" height="16" alt="" width="16" />
</p><p>Stranger: lmao.
</p><p>Stranger: I love you.
</p><p>You: Awww
</p><p>You: So warm and fuzzy
</p><p>Stranger: I CANT LEAVE
</p><p>You: Like my penis in a steaming pile of giraffe droppings, fresh from the morning dew.
</p><p>Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH
</p><p>You: DOES THAT MEAN YOU’LL HAVE HOT POOP SEX WITH ME NOW
</p><p>Stranger: YES
</p><p>You: AWESOME I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SHIT ON MY COCK AND THEN PUKE ALL OVER IT AND THEN LICK IT ALL OFF.
</p><p>You: Only if you share though!
</p><p>You: I hate people who don’t share.
</p><p>You: That stuff is tasty.
</p><p>Stranger: But of course!
</p><p>You: Awesome.
</p><p>You: We’re on, then.
</p><p>You: ...Except wait.
</p><p>You: You’re okay licking the shit out of my tangled greasy asshair and then puking it all over my chest, right?
</p><p>You: I mean, that’s an important one.
</p><p>You: Learned that from MC Banhammer – the man himself.
</p><p>Stranger: Yes. Very ok with it.
</p><p>You: That is SO INDESCRIBABLY HOT
</p><p>You: Almost as hot as Fran’s fat rolls.
</p><p>Stranger: alliteration
</p><p>You: But you’re 12 years old, so I can excuse you not having fat rolls.
</p><p>You: And precocious!
</p><p>Stranger: =D
</p><p>You: What a darling child OMG WANNA SHOVE MY COCK UP YOUR ASS UNTIL IT TEARS THROUGH YOUR INTESTINES COATING ITSELF WITH SHIT AND MUCUS AND THEN BURSTS UP YOUR THROAT MAKING YOU VOMIT IT OUT YOUR MOUTH.
</p><p>You: Mmmmmmmmm
</p><p>You: Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “impaling yourself on my cock”, doesn’t it?
</p><p>Stranger: YOU’RE MAKING ME SOOOOO HORNY
</p><p>You: THAT IS SO AWESOME
</p><p>You: OHGOD I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
</p><p>You: OH GOD THERES MORE
</p><p>You: AND MORE
</p><p>Stranger: I’m on a boat.
</p><p>You: AND JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST IT JUST WONT STOP
</p><p>You: Awesome. I swim up from beneath the water and capsize it, plunging you underwater!
</p><p>Stranger: OH SHIT
</p><p>Stranger: IM ON A BOAT
</p><p>Stranger: IM ON A BOAT
</p><p>Stranger: EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME COS IM SAILING ON A BOAT
</p><p>You: NO
</p><p>Stranger: IM ON A BOAT
</p><p>Stranger: IM ON A BOAT
</p><p>You: YOU’RE IN SOVIET RUSSIA WHERE BOAT IS ON YOU
</p><p>Stranger: TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT
</p><p>Stranger: YOU CANT STOP ME MOTHERFUCKER COS IM ON A BOAT
</p><p>Stranger: I GOT MY SWIM TRUNKS, AND MY FLIPPY FLOPPIES
</p><p>You: IS IT MY COCKBOAT
</p><p>Stranger: IM RIDING ON A DOLPHIN, DOIN FLIPS AND SHIT
</p><p>Stranger: I wish.
</p><p>You: Aw man.
</p><p>You: That’s okay BECAUSE DOLPHINS MAKE ME HOT
</p><p>You: DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE PREHENSILE PENISES
</p><p>Stranger: Get the fuck up. THIS BOAT IS REAL.
</p><p>You: AND ONE HAS SLIPPED INSIDE OF YOU
</p><p>You: THE BOAT IS A LIE!
</p><p>Stranger: I NEVER THOUGHT ID BE ON A BOAT, ITS A BIG BLUE WATERY ROAD, POSEIDON LOOOOOK AT MEEEEE
</p><p>Stranger: BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY
</p><p>Stranger: I FUCKED A MERMAID
</p><p>You: SUP DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE TO BOAT IN YOUR BOAT SO I PUT A DOLPHIN PENIS IN YOUR BOOTYHOLE SO YOU COULD PROJECTILE COCKVOMIT INTO YOUR OWN MOUTH.
</p><p>You: DID YOU FUCK THE TOP OR THE BOTTOM HALF
</p><p>You: ‘Cause Evil Trout wants to talk to you if you fucked the bottom half.
</p><p>Stranger: So can you Bob like Dylan on my Peter like Criss til it’s Chubby like Checker, come on baby do the twist, it’s all in the wrist, like table tennis, so BEAT ME like Betty Crocker cake mix.
</p><p>You: Okay.
</p><p>You: I’m getting out my penis!
</p><p>You: SURPRISE
</p><p>You: IT’S 4 FEET LONG
</p><p>You: AND PREHENSILE.
</p><p>You: I HAD SURGERY TO PUT MUSCLES IN JUST FOR THIS SORT OF OCCASION
</p><p>Stranger: WHOA that’s longer than I am tall! I forgot to tell you I’m a midget.
</p><p>You: I am so okay with that.
</p><p>You: So can I start the beating now? That’ll make it that much better when I impale you and leave you out in the countryside to starve.
</p><p>Stranger: Yes, please.
</p><p>You: Did I mention I had Starfish genes put in too so I can regenerate it?
</p><p>You: It falls off every once in a while, had to make sure
</p><p>You: LET THE BEATING COMMENCE
</p><p>Stranger: lmao.
</p><p>You: I am whipping you with my penis.
</p><p>You: It feels like a LONG HARD LENGTH OF WET KNOTTED ROPY ROPE
</p><p>You: With veins in it.
</p><p>Stranger: I just JIZZED IN MY PANTS. Uh…... I mean…...... creamed my panties…...
</p><p>You: That are alive. And throbbing.
</p><p>You: Wait.
</p><p>You: OH SHI-
</p><p>You: AND THEN I TURN YOU OVER AND SEE YOUR ERECT PENIS.
</p><p>You: SHIT. WHAT DO I DO NOW?!
</p><p>You: Quickly, I vomit all over your groin to hide the malformed lump that is your cock.
</p><p>You: Then I set fire to the vomit!
</p><p>You: I am sure those are screams of pleasure I hear.
</p><p>Stranger: Oh, they are.
</p><p>You: Okay good, I was pretty sure, but it’s always nice to have confirmation.
</p><p>You: You comfy now? Pubes burning nicely? Pillows nice and soft?
</p><p>You: Can’t have you fidgeting while I’m ramming you in the ass.
</p><p>Stranger: JUST DO IT
</p><p>You: THEN I TAKE YOUR HIPS IN MY HANDS AND RAM MY ERECT, THROBBING, 4 FOOT LONG COCK INTO YOUR ASS
</p><p>You: I DO NOT CARE THAT I FEEL FLESH RIP WHEN IT GOES IN, IT IS SO TIGHT IT’S TOTALLY WORTH IT IF YOU GET SOME RECTAL BLEEDING LATER
</p><p>You: We’ll say you were on your period. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/97/21e88486-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" height="16" alt="" width="16" />
</p><p>You: AS IT GOES IN IT EXPERIENCES SOME RESISTANCE ENTERING YOUR INTESTINES
</p><p>Stranger: You remind me of someone I know. WHAT’S YOUR NAME???
</p><p>You: BUT NOT MUCH! WE’LL STRAIGHTEN THAT OUT IN NO TIME. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/66/15f818bc-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" height="16" alt="" width="16" />
</p><p>You: Your mom?
</p><p>You: I killed her last night to make it easier to get to you. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/54/1a6d7702-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" height="16" alt="" width="16" /> I’m sorry!
</p><p>You: Your dad, too – and your favorite uncle. After that threesome, I simply couldn’t allow them to live.
</p><p>You: I’m so sorry. Have I ruined it for you? Is it completely ruined?
</p><p>Stranger: Wow. I really don’t like you now.
</p><p>Stranger: My mom really is dead, you asshole.
</p><p>You: Oh man. I KNEW SOMETHING FELT WEIRD ABOUT LAST NIGHT’S VIC— I mean.
</p><p>You: Um.,
</p><p>You: I thought she was just chilly!
</p><p>Stranger: Fuck you.
</p><p>Your conversational partner has disconnected.</p>The Ferv2009-04-03T22:09:19Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/531107COMMIE HOMO-LOVING SONS OF GUNS<p><blockquote><strong>Peregrine Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I love Iowa</blockquote>
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</p><p>This.</p>The Ferv2009-04-03T20:15:32Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/531095HOLY SHIT EPIC FUCKING TROLLING A++ MUST SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<p>Successful troll is successful.</p>The Ferv2009-04-03T19:56:47Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/531022THIS IS A FUCKING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUN<p>Connecting to server…
</p><p>Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
</p><p>You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
</p><p>Stranger: hey
</p><p>You: Hey, how’s it going?
</p><p>Stranger: not bad
</p><p>Stranger: ssup wid u
</p><p>You: My throbbing penis.
</p><p>Stranger: shove that up ur ass
</p><p>You: Mmmm I’d rather shove it up yours baby.
</p><p>You: Nice and hard.
</p><p>Stranger: ur funny
</p><p>Stranger: lol
</p><p>You: Like generichaxor’s contests, all wet and gooshy.
</p><p>Stranger: hahaha
</p><p>Stranger: ur a bot
</p><p>Stranger: a porn bot
</p><p>You: Just call me bingebot, baby.
</p><p>Stranger: ok.. a lame bot
</p><p>You: I’ll show you how lame I can be – when you’re moaning in pleasure as my cock slides up your intestines into your throat, all coated with shit and mucus.
</p><p>You: God that’s hot.
</p><p>Stranger: hahahaha..
</p><p>Stranger: fuck u..and have a nice day
</p><p>Your conversational partner has disconnected.
</p><p>
</p><p>Why’d he leave? We were just getting started…I still had the hot pokers and the pineapple waiting for him. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/54/1a6d7702-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" height="16" alt="" width="16" />
</p><p>
</p><p>Connecting to server…
</p><p>You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
</p><p>Stranger: HI
</p><p>You: HI THAR
</p><p>Stranger: LOLZ
</p><p>You: YOURE DOIN IT WRONG
</p><p>You: LULZ
</p><p>You: ...
</p><p>You: NIGGER
</p><p>Stranger: omfg
</p><p>Stranger: SHUT UP
</p><p>Stranger: me no nigga
</p><p>You: YOU SHUT UP
</p><p>You: ...FAGGOTHUMPING DICKBISHOP
</p><p>Stranger: Blaaaa
</p><p>You: STOP SUCKING ON ET’S COCK FOR TWO SECONDS AND FUCKING LISTEN YOU NIGGER
</p><p>Stranger: LosA
</p><p>You: GODDAMMIT
</p><p>You: OR IS IT TOO HARD WITH THAT FLACCID TRASH SHOVED HALFWAY DOWN YOUR THROAT
</p><p>Stranger: STOP SWEARING OR YOUR MOMMA WILL HEAR IT
</p><p>You: WHAT.
</p><p>You: I SKULLFUCKED MY MOMMA TO DEATH LAST NIGHT, BITCH
</p><p>Stranger: wow that’s impressive….
</p><p>You: JUST LIKE IMMA DO TO YOUR CUTE WIDDLE PUPPY TONIGHT
</p><p>You: OH YEAH
</p><p>You: AND SHE WAS 400 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT TOO
</p><p>Stranger: dont have a puppy
</p><p>Stranger: to bad
</p><p>You: YOU WILL WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU
</p><p>You: A SHIT PUPPY
</p><p>Stranger: i can shit my own name
</p><p>You: FROM ALL THE SHIT MY COCK WILL ACCUMULATE POUNDING THROUGH YOUR INTESTINES
</p><p>You: AND THEN SHOVING OUT YOUR MOUTH
</p><p>You: COCKVOMIT IS SEXY
</p><p>Stranger: nou en
</p><p>You: DONT YOU AGREE
</p><p>Stranger: SHITTINGSEX IS 2
</p><p>You: OH GOD YES
</p><p>You: LIKE 1PRIEST1NUN
</p><p>You: THAT WAS HOT
</p><p>Stranger: THAT WAS FUCKING HOT
</p><p>You: YOUR MOM AND I WERE TOTALLY IN ON THAT ACTION LAST NIGHT
</p><p>You: EVEN THOUGH SHES DEAD
</p><p>You: THAT WAS OKAY, I LIKE EM COLD
</p><p>Stranger: NICE
</p><p>You: I KNOW
</p><p>You: HER BOOTYHOLE WAS FUKKEN HOT
</p><p>You: LIKE A FUKKEN DANCIN JALAPENO MAN
</p><p>Stranger: THATS BECAUSE YOU’RE A 14 YEAR OLD BOY WHO IS SECRETLY IS STAYING UP AFTER 1 AM
</p><p>You: THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER
</p><p>Stranger: CRY BABY
</p><p>You: NOBODY SUSPECTS THE 14 YEAR OLD BOYS.
</p><p>You: BIATCHES
</p><p>Stranger: TRUE
</p><p>Stranger: LIKE YOUR STYLE
</p><p>You: THEY ALL BLAME IT ON MAH DADDY
</p><p>You: THAT FAGGOT TAKES ALL THE BLAME
</p><p>You: AND THEN TAKES MY COCK AT NIGHT
</p><p>You: EVEN THOUGH HES DEAD TOO
</p><p>You: BITCH.
</p><p>Stranger: OFCOURSE
</p><p>Stranger: HO
</p><p>You: THATS RIGHT. BITCH ALL SLEEPIN WITH MY MOMMA
</p><p>You: BITCH DONT GOT NO RIGHT TO MY MOMMA. THASS MY TERRITORRY
</p><p>You: THAT FAGGOT NIGGER
</p><p>Stranger: TRUE, EVERYONE SLEEPS WITH YOUR MOMMA
</p><p>You: DAMN STRAIGHT.
</p><p>You: I CHOPPED HER UP INTO ENOUGH PIECES FOR EVERYONE TO HAVE A BITE
</p><p>You: SAVED THE BOOTYHOLE FOR ME THOUGH
</p><p>Stranger: THATS WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE
</p><p>You: YEAH PRETTY SMART I KNOW
</p><p>You: THASS JUST HOW I ROLL DAWG
</p><p>Stranger: YOU LIKE WEED
</p><p>You: ONLY IF ITS CUT WITH LITTLE GIRL BLOOD TEARS AND VAGINA JUICE
</p><p>Stranger: AND POO FROM YOUR DEAD GRANNY
</p><p>You: THAT SHITS THE BEST MAN
</p><p>You: NICE AND AGED YO
</p><p>Your conversational partner has disconnected.
</p><p>
</p><p>Connecting to server…
</p><p>Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
</p><p>You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
</p><p>Stranger: u just lost the game!
</p><p>You: FUCK YOU BITHC;SDLAFHLERK CT POAJILAXY PCO8TYAE[OIADCN P54UY DONT FUCKING TELL ME THINGS WHORE
</p><p>You: BITCH
</p><p>Stranger: ^^
</p><p>You: NIGGER
</p><p>You: JEW
</p><p>You: FAGGOT
</p><p>Stranger: ayeee
</p><p>You: ....
</p><p>You: Sorry
</p><p>You: It’s the steroids.
</p><p>Stranger: its okay
</p><p>You: Roid rage, y’know.
</p><p>Stranger: oh lucky i have none
</p><p>Stranger: lol
</p><p>You: Yeah.
</p><p>You: Pretty lucky, there.
</p><p>Stranger: :/
</p><p>You: I get mine from this awesome dude.
</p><p>Stranger: ooh want some ^_^
</p><p>You: He’s totally the shit.
</p><p>You: I can hook you up man
</p><p>Stranger: whats ur name?
</p><p>You: You can call me Shallow Esophagus.
</p><p>Stranger: wow
</p><p>Stranger: cool
</p><p>You: You should go to www.forumwarz.com
</p><p>Stranger: boy?
</p><p>You: Very much so.
</p><p>Stranger: age?
</p><p>You: Old enough to skullfuck you until your eyes bleed, baby.
</p><p>Stranger: COOL!
</p><p>You: I KNOW RITE
</p><p>Stranger: did u know i have a new knife?
</p><p>You: YES
</p><p>Stranger: im like whoa this is fittt
</p><p>Stranger: i cut my trousers with it
</p><p>Stranger: its yellow and very sharp
</p><p>You: I WAS BUSY SHOVING IT UP YOUR ASS LAST NIGHT IT WAS SO SEXY I JIZZED MYSELF OH FUCK SORRY STEROIDS
</p><p>You: Anyway.
</p><p>You: As I was saying.
</p><p>Stranger: haha
</p><p>You: Log in to www.forumwarz.com DONT TELL ANYONE THIS WEBSITE ITS A SEKRIT
</p><p>Stranger: whys?
</p><p>You: Its a sekrit.
</p><p>Stranger: why tho?
</p><p>You: I will give you further instructions from there, especially once you send something known as a “TUBMAIL” to the one known as “JALAPENO BOOTYHOLE”.
</p><p>You: This will make you FUCKTONS OF CASH BRO
</p><p>Stranger: oh, erm if its so secret why is it on google?
</p><p>You: Enough to FILL YOUR FUKKEN SWIMMING POOL WITH MY SWEET SWEET GYM CANDY
</p><p>You: AND GOOGLE IS THE ENEMY DONT TRUST THEM ITS ALL LIES
</p><p>Stranger: ah
</p><p>Stranger: take less drugs mate, theyre messing with ur minddddd
</p><p>You: Sentrillion is the place to go.
</p><p>You: Google will fuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk you up.
</p><p>Stranger: like u r?
</p><p>You: DRUGS AWEO{eiTH;krblakjbfl;kGBLJhg;sdjfghk;BFLJHGB;KKKKKGJVADIO;UBGEV;KBPFGV
</p><p>You: AWSEOME
</p><p>You: GODDAMIT
</p><p>You: FUCK
</p><p>You: NIGGER
</p><p>You: HOS
</p><p>Stranger: nice
</p><p>You: GODDAMMIT CUNTLICKING NIGGER FUCKING FAGGOT HUMPING COCKSUCKING ASSREAMING DICKBISHOPAL;SDJFHA;KJHF;IUDB
</p><p>You: ]........
</p><p>You: ...
</p><p>You: .....
</p><p>You: Okay better now.
</p><p>Stranger: whoa
</p><p>Stranger: nice one
</p><p>You: Seriously though.
</p><p>Stranger: lol
</p><p>Stranger: ahahaha
</p><p>You: You should do my TOP SEKRIT MISSION
</p><p>Stranger: okay?
</p><p>You: AWESOME.
</p><p>You: I WILL SEE YOU THERE.
</p><p>Stranger: okis….
</p><p>You have disconnected.</p>The Ferv2009-04-03T18:41:17Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/531021[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!<p>Can we change our submission if we think we have a better one? If so, what’s the cutoff date? Also, p cool contest imo.</p>The Ferv2009-04-03T18:40:28Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/531017Can't we just ban generichaxor from the Contest forum?<p><blockquote><strong>Fran Posted:</strong>
</p><p>
</p><p>Can’t we just ban generichaxor?</blockquote>
</p><p>
</p><p>Fixed that for you.</p>The Ferv2009-04-03T18:36:42Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/531005Most efficient items per class for rollover and combat<p>I’d actually go for the Tonsil Regeneration for the surgery. With the tumorous kidney alone, there’s no way a level-capped troll is going to use up all of their dbaggery before they finish a forum, and every point of ego that you can afford to respec into offense helps.
</p><p>
</p><p><em>edit: I should probably post my items/stats, actually:</em>
</p><p>2051 ego
</p><p>610 dbaggery
</p><p>149 offense
</p><p>143 defense
</p><p>fetish: Tumorous Kidney
</p><p>glasses: Versnatche Earbleeders
</p><p>doc file: Notorious B.I.G. (don’t have an INCIT yet, not sure if I’d use it if I did – +145 ego might actually be worth -1 offense, and defense buffs are more or less negligible at this point)
</p><p>music file: Pink Floyd
</p><p>pic file: Pictures of YOU (very slightly better than Soggiest Cracker, don’t have blood spatter art yet)
</p><p>program file: Useless Program
</p><p>special item: Complete Set of Dragonballs
</p><p>surgery: Tonsil Regen
</p><p>video: Step by Step Yoga (I’ve got Slut.Milf, but I’ll take the -2 offense/defense in exchange for the +105 ego)
</p><p>
</p><p>At this point, I’m pwning the level 35 forums with 2-3 shots/thread tops. Could probably afford to lose another 3-500 ego, but I’d like to run ESF a few more times to make sure.</p>The Ferv2009-04-03T18:20:04Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/528864THIS IS A FUCKING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUN<p>Connecting to server…
</p><p>Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
</p><p>You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
</p><p>You: Whenever I say ‘FORUMWARZ’ people disconnect.
</p><p>Stranger: why
</p><p>You: I have no idea.
</p><p>You: I was going to ask you why.
</p><p>Stranger: o noez
</p><p>Stranger: fourmwars runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
</p><p>You: ????
</p><p>Stranger: im outta here you better hurry before it gets you
</p><p>You: Wait what?
</p><p>Your conversational partner has disconnected.
</p><p>
</p><p>Why did they run away, Evil Trout? Is this your fault?</p>The Ferv2009-04-02T02:44:59Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/528454THIS IS A FUCKING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUN<p>Connecting to server…
</p><p>You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
</p><p>You: FORUMWARZ
</p><p>Your conversational partner has disconnected.</p>The Ferv2009-03-31T22:26:46Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/528446THIS IS A FUCKING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUN<p>They <em>do</em> hate us!
</p><p>
</p><p>Stranger: hi
</p><p>You: Somebody just called me a b tard
</p><p>You: Wut does that mean?
</p><p>You: i liek poniez.
</p><p>Stranger: it means u lost the game
</p><p>You: teh gaem?
</p><p>You: wuts teh gaem?
</p><p>You: how does i winz it?
</p><p>Stranger: gtfo
</p><p>Stranger: fuckin troll</p>The Ferv2009-03-31T22:22:31Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/528430THIS IS A FUCKING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUN<p>I’m not having much luck tonight… <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/54/1a6d7702-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" height="16" alt="" width="16" />
</p><p>
</p><p><blockquote>Connecting to server…
</p><p>You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
</p><p>You: FORUMWARZ
</p><p>Your conversational partner has disconnected.
</p><p>
</p><p>——————————————
</p><p>
</p><p>Connecting to server…
</p><p>You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
</p><p>You: I LOVE PINK FLOYD
</p><p>You: AND DRAGINBALLZ TOO
</p><p>Your conversational partner has disconnected.
</p><p>
</p><p>——————————————-
</p><p>
</p><p>You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
</p><p>Stranger: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.
</p><p>You: You killed my father.
</p><p>Stranger: prepare to die
</p><p>You: *dies*
</p><p>You have disconnected.</blockquote></p>The Ferv2009-03-31T22:09:59Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/527239THIS IS A FUCKING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUN<p>You: TIME FOR SOME MEATSPIN!
</p><p>Stranger: whats that?
</p><p>You: Mmmmm
</p><p>You: Pure unadulterated awesome is what it is.
</p><p>Stranger: where do i go?
</p><p>Stranger: it is a site?
</p><p>You: <strong>EMBEDDED SHOCK</strong>
</p><p>You: Thar you are.
</p><p>You: Enjoooooooooooooooooooy
</p><p>Stranger: interesting…
</p><p>Your conversational partner has disconnected.
</p><p>
</p><p>——————————————————————-
</p><p>
</p><p>Stranger: Howdy, partner
</p><p>You: Howdy, faggot.
</p><p>Stranger: Well, sheesh
</p><p>You: Nigger.
</p><p>Stranger: No need to be mean
</p><p>You: lolwut
</p><p>Stranger: Sob
</p><p>Your conversational partner has disconnected.</p>The Ferv2009-03-30T19:09:04Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/527142BANNING ME FOR SPAMMING IN IDC IS COMPLETE AND TOTAL MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT<p><strike><strong>STARFLEET? STARFLEET? IS ANYONE THERE? STARFLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!</strong></strike>
</p><p>
</p><p>My apologies.
</p><p>
</p><p>What I meant was: Starfleet, please respond. Respond, Starfleet. Starfleet, I think that I’m alone in a cold and uncaring <strike>world</strike> <strike>galaxy</strike> universe.
</p><p>
</p><p>Also, ITT: vast amounts of win and awesome.</p>The Ferv2009-03-30T17:25:37Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/527130BANNING ME FOR SPAMMING IN IDC IS COMPLETE AND TOTAL MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT<p><strong>WAIT SO YELLING GOES LIEK THIS?</strong>
</p><p>
</p><p><strong>ALSO ELIONBEL STOP SHITTING UP A GOOD THREAD.</strong></p>The Ferv2009-03-30T17:20:07Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/5256613BP awarded every 200 Posts, with a grand prize of 10BP every 2000 posts! Post today!<p>Poasting again. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/65/15c5869a-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="25" alt="" width="25" /></p>The Ferv2009-03-29T15:00:24Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/5256503BP awarded every 200 Posts, with a grand prize of 10BP every 2000 posts! Post today!<p>lolwut.
</p><p>
</p><p>AWESOME, BP!
</p><p>
</p><p>A++++++, would poast again. Thanks, Fortunato!</p>The Ferv2009-03-29T14:50:26Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/523472Wheeeeeee 1 BP Raffle<p>Replying to this nonsense.</p>The Ferv2009-03-27T16:52:54Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/522057Get to know your new Forumwarz moderator team!<p>Nice picks!
</p><p>
</p><p>‘Grats, guys. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/97/21e88486-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" height="16" alt="" width="16" />
</p><p>
</p><p><em>Edit:</em>In response to Aldo’s comment, I would think not – complaints in this thread aside, most of the newly promoted team are pretty awesome players/flamebaters, in my experience [I haven’t seen many of dobnits’ posts, thus the ‘most’]. That said, this is fwz, so we’ll see.</p>The Ferv2009-03-26T16:07:54Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/521173Stupid people playing Forumwarz<p>p cool thread imo.</p>The Ferv2009-03-26T00:40:48Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/516888BP RAFFLE! You only need to post!<p>Posting for to buy in lair of mythical beasts!</p>The Ferv2009-03-22T12:09:23Z