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DOLPHINS ARE THE GREATEST FUCKING THING TO EVER FUCKING EXIST YOU COCKCHOMPERS

Manphin Posted:

Thanks to everyone who filled my awesome thread with all sorts of great photographic examples of things that are not as great as dolphins, including some things (sharks) that are not great at all. In fact they rank a negative infinity on the greatness scale. A yin to my (superior) yang. You know… I’ve got a good story.

So listen up you motherfucking niggernose. It’s real and important and also real important. It’s also good. Because I’m a world famous artist who is wonderful as well as important.

So I was drawing some drawings for my new art exhibit, mostly self portraits. And then this cat came up to my door. And it was a stray. And it was a cat. And it was at my door and it kept meowing. It just didnt stop meowing at my door because it was a stray cat. And then this cat who was meowing at my door in a stray-cat like manner, began to meow even louder. It was right at my door so I could hear this because it was loud and nearby to me, at my door, and it was coming right from this cat who was stray at my door meowing loudly. So I had to stop drawing my drawings that were being drawn near my door for my next upcoming art exhibit that will feature some of my drawings i drew of myself in a portrait fashion, but I was interrupted by a cat who was stray near my door meowing and it was loud at my door meowing so much that it was distracting me from drawing my drawings for my art exhibit of self portraits by me, Manphin. I am a world famous artist who is very important in the art community. I told the cat that I was a manphin and not another cat or a human who likes cats but instead was just a manphin who is world famous for being a very important and great artist. I fucked a dolphin once at the sea world in orlando. I began yelling at the cat with my pencils in my hands. I think I named this cat shark. I dont think he is looking like a shark but he was dumb and annoying like a dumb annoying shark so I started naming him shark because he was stray so he didnt have a name, and if he did I didnt know it and I dont speak dumb catshark languages so fuck him and fuck you, I choose the name. I am in charge here. The cat was still meowing so I stabbed its paw with my pencil and said “listen to me you fucking nigger shark motherfucker i will hunt you down and feed your dick to your sister and then i will jerk off your sisters stomach so your dick cums in her and makes her mutant pregnant with you, her brothers, baby and then I will abortion cut that baby out of your sister who is also a nigger face shark cat dildo fuck and i will take that baby and feed it to you and i will then take the dick out of your sisters stomach and jerk it off into your stomach where your mutant nigger baby shark cat is living and it will get pregnant at the same time as you and you and your baby will both have babies at the same time but they all grew in your stomach so they are triple twins and that fucking explodes your brain so hard you never existed. The cat didnt seem to pay attention probably because I am better at speaking english than he is. He is a cat (shark) after all. Also he was meowing really loud. I think it was in pain from the pencil. Or scared. Or both. So I fed it some milk and it went away. I was kinda sad when he left. I started liking little old shark the cat. But then I remembered, he was named shark, and fucking hate sharks. So I left my house and I found him and I killed him with a golf club. Then I took shark the cat who was stray meowing loudly at my door a few hours earlier stray and meowing at my door when I was drawing some drawings of myself for my own self portrait art exhibit of drawings. And i used his blood to paint my very best masterpiece. It sold for several million dollars at my art exhibit which is only slightly higher than normal because I am a world famous artist who is important and very attractive and very wealthy because I am the only living manphin.

What this means to you is that sharks suck massive amounts of african cock, and therefor have aids, and therefor are gay, and therefor are worthless to the world, and therefor are inferior to every thing ever that existed ever for infinity. And that I am great. And famous.

I love you. (Unless you’re a shark.)

goodp ost

What happened to tsb?

were still here

we just dont post on flamebate as often (its shit)

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the fuck kind of a gimmick is that

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which forumite do you regard as the biggest CUNT???

crayoncakes Posted:

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that’s right op i’m calling you out in your own topic

Non-Sexual(!) Pictures of Children Thread

arbitrayer Posted:

THERE ARE NONSEXUAL PICTURES OF CHILDREN ON THE INTERNET?