tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/Stumpy%20MikeForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by Stumpy Mike2011-04-22T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/887441Advice please.<p>If you don’t need to stick around downtown, Arun’s is an incredible Thai place. The chef is a genius.
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</p><p>There’s a place in Oak Park I love called New Rebozo, with gourmet Mexican. It’s easy to get to off the Eisenhower. Either of Rick Bayless’ places are fantastic but can be hard to get a reservation.
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</p><p>Anthony Bourdain also did a local show recently, and so did Andrew Zimmern. If you’re up for something adventurous you might see if you like their reccos.
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</p><p>And if you’re feeling truly adventurous and don’t mind risking getting shot you can go to any of the Harold’s Chicken Shacks scattered around the South and West sides. You may or may not impress your man, but you’ll certainly give him the runs.</p>Stumpy Mike2011-04-22T11:13:34Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/886068INCIT Monitor - Don't miss a round of motivating ever again.<p>I just tried drawing the world’s biggest hug for DG-Root, but it wouldn’t fit in the window.
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</p><p>This script is truly awesome. It makes me wish I’d learned to code some time after the 1960s.</p>Stumpy Mike2011-04-09T14:34:16Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/885699The "Let's make INCIT a better game" contest! Over 700bp to give away!<p> <a href="http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/170428" target="_blank">http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/170428</a> </p>Stumpy Mike2011-04-05T04:40:23Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/885556What's your RL name?<p>Mike.
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</p><p>What did you expect?</p>Stumpy Mike2011-04-03T15:43:29Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/883302The "Let's make INCIT a better game" contest! Over 700bp to give away!<p> <a href="http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/169147" target="_blank">http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/169147</a> </p>Stumpy Mike2011-03-02T23:17:31Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/880952The "Let's make INCIT a better game" contest! Over 700bp to give away!<p> <a href="http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/166781" target="_blank">http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/166781</a> </p>Stumpy Mike2011-02-03T11:57:06Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/879998The "Let's make INCIT a better game" contest! Over 700bp to give away!<p><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/54/1a6d7702-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" />
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</p><p> <a href="http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/165988" target="_blank">http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/165988</a> </p>Stumpy Mike2011-01-22T15:43:07Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/876507Please Keep Away<p>Okay, I dumped like 9,999,999 flez as my bid.
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</p><p> <a href="http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/148751" target="_blank">http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/148751</a> </p>Stumpy Mike2010-03-23T14:49:26Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/788377Best Facial Hair (10 BP)<p>Can I enter my kid? She’s just starting to grow her ‘stache.</p>Stumpy Mike2010-03-05T23:05:53Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/782280[NSFW] Patient Interpretations<p><img class="embed" src="http://rookery5.aviary.com/storagev12/3167500/3167751_5ef9.png" /></p>Stumpy Mike2010-02-21T15:19:20Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/773130[330 BP in Prizes!]Create An Artistic Rendition Of Your Genitalia -- Sponsored By pizza party[NSFW]<p>Not original, but kind of scary
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</p><p><img class="embed" src="http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/vagina-dentata/vdentata1.jpg" /></p>Stumpy Mike2010-02-03T17:30:15Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/771490[330 BP in Prizes!]Create An Artistic Rendition Of Your Genitalia -- Sponsored By pizza party[NSFW]<p>Genital Seasons in Haiku
</p><p>...
</p><p>At dawn’s dewy light
</p><p>A tender flower unfurls
</p><p>Penis dreams of spring
</p><p>…
</p><p>Sultry summer nights
</p><p>We carry each other up
</p><p>The tower of love
</p><p>…
</p><p>Autumn’s swollen fruit
</p><p>Coaxes one more day of sun
</p><p>My balls overflow
</p><p>…
</p><p>Deep in winter’s dark
</p><p>We masturbate savagely
</p><p>Keeping hope alive
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</p><p><div class="align_center"><strong><u>My Penis </u></div></strong>
</p><p>
</p><p><div class="align_center"> <em>An epic poem by Stumpy Mike</div></em>
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</p><p><div class="align_center"><u>Chapter 1 – The Invocation</u></div>
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</p><p><div class="align_center">Hear me, O Muse!</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">For I would sing a song of penislol</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">to pass the winter evenings and to share</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">your holy voice with Pizza Party. They</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">have challenged us to make great penis art: </div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">a contest lengthy and fantastical</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">and even multimediastical</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">and hence this poem. A song that I</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">would sing of my own truly faithful friend – </div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">The Little Man Below – to whom I’ve grown </div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">attached, for all these years he’s never failed</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">to be where I expect. Through thick and thin</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">he’s stood by me, a stalwart, eager pal.</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">Adventurous, and sometimes even known</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">to be more reckless than a prudent head </div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">would dictate, penetrating foreign realms </div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">(domains of other’s mastery)! And yet</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">while he has traveled widely through the world</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">he always seems to keep returning to</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">the same familiar places. It’s as though </div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">the faces change but not the fundament,</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">O brave adventurer! Companion in</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">my boredom, helpful friend to while away</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">the idle hours, a bud who’s always there</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">whenever needed, open to a bit</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">of wrestling now and then. He’s in it for </div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">the long haul, hauling long beyond the scope</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">of this mere epic. Yea, O Muse, I sing</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">a song of penislol in all its hopes</div>
</p><p><div class="align_center">with dreams of brownie points and lulz and win.</div>
</p>Stumpy Mike2010-01-31T16:59:37Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/770671[330 BP in Prizes!]Create An Artistic Rendition Of Your Genitalia -- Sponsored By pizza party[NSFW]<p>There was an old man from Stamboul
</p><p>Who soliloquized thus to his tool:
</p><p>“You’ve taken my wealth
</p><p>And you’ve ruined my health,
</p><p>And now you won’t PEE, you old fool!”</p>Stumpy Mike2010-01-30T17:40:08Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/767689post your wop prank itt<p><blockquote><strong>Dunatis Posted:</strong>
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</p><p><img class="embed" src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/39/381d8e4a-092e-11df-a3cf-003048db2566.png" />
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</p><p>I have no idea who this is, but man… what a prank <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/81/608ac724-278b-11de-b6d1-00221924d7d8.gif" width="25" height="25" alt="" /></blockquote>
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