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XBOX Live Trial?lol ET did that 1 month I gave you in April wear out?
...makes sense…hold on, I’ll try and find my other one. (view post) |
05/12/2009 | |
[NSFW] Post Like The Wind Contest- GROWING POT!!!This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window…
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
“Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor?
“Yes, checking for abnormalities.” she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, “Do you know what I am doing now?”, she replies, “Yes, checking for cancer.”
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, “Do you know what I am doing now?”
She replies, “Yes, getting herpies – thats why I am here!” Log in to see images! (view post) |
05/06/2009 | |
[NSFW] Post Like The Wind Contest- GROWING POT!!!As an airplane is about to crash, a female pbumenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”
She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”. Log in to see images! (view post) |
05/06/2009 | |
[NSFW] Post Like The Wind Contest- GROWING POT!!!trying to prove a point
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glbumes, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.
After getting him to the table that had the glbumes, she brings his bait box. She says “I want you to see this.” She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around.
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, “what do you have to say about this experiment?”
He responds by saying: “If I drink whiskey, I won’t get worms!” Log in to see images! (view post) |
05/06/2009 | |
[NSFW] Post Like The Wind Contest- GROWING POT!!!Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you’ll be locked up forever.”
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a mbumive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a Beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill’s delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says, “I’ll take this option.”
“Fine,” says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
“That was Bill Gates!” cried Lucifer. “Why did you give him the best place of all!”
“That’s what everyone thinks,” snickered Satan. “The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn’t…”
“What about the PC?”
“It’s got Windows 95!” laughed Satan. “And it’s missing three keys.”
“Which three?”
“Control, Alt and Delete.” Log in to see images! (view post) |
05/06/2009 | |
Forumwarz Gameplay Test Squad: Sign Up Here!Signed up. I have also beta-tested games before. Also need BP for EP2 and/or EP3 if 2 becomes free when 3 launches. (view post) |
05/06/2009 | |
The saddest thing in the world.You know what’s sad?
After taking an hour to restring my electric guitar with proper intonation and truss rod adjustments, my damned high E string breaks on the 2nd note I play and cut my ****ing thumb open.
THAT is ****ing sad AND ****ing agitating. Now I have to go back to House of Guitars and buy another ****ing set for $6.50. (view post) |
05/03/2009 | |
HOW WELL DO YOU REALLY KNOW Context CONTEST: 15 BPWho knows? (view post) |
05/01/2009 | |
Post here for a chance at 6BP!Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/28/2009 | |
Contest: Talking about music . . .Run To The Hills – Iron Maiden
– What picture, painting, whatever – represents the face of the song? Any picture with historical reference to Battle of Wounded Knee. – Is the song a morning person, a night owl or somewhere in between? Morning person. Enjoys battles at crack of dawn. – Is it male or female? Male. It’d rather be wasted than raped. xD – What age would it be? Mid 30’s. – What would it’s favorite book and movie be? Fav. Book: None (Indians can’t read english!) Fav. Movie: None. Movies are witchcraft. – If the song played ForumWarz which clbum would it be? Re-Re (It would be running from higher difficulty forums) – What is it’s favorite song? (Heh heh heh, meta.) Eye of the Tiger – Survivor – Does the song prefer sushi or ice cream? Neither. It prefers freshly slain buffalo on the midwestern American plainlands. – Who is it’s favorite comedian? Log in to see images! – What is it’s favorite sport? Spearfishing – What is it’s personal motto? OMG WHITE MAN! RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – What would it dress up as for Halloween? A white man. (view post) |
04/28/2009 | |
Are new computers going to be available on itembuildr?Fo’ cereal. I’d like a new computer that does more than boost my already inflated Ego (which is like 2.7k) (view post) |
04/26/2009 | |
~~===**Contest for at least 10 BP: Do more of Johnny Mac's homework!**===~~Johnny Mac Posted:
...your kidding right… (view post) |
04/25/2009 | |
~~===**Contest for at least 10 BP: Do more of Johnny Mac's homework!**===~~Bump to remind Johnny of my submission (and potential BPz) (view post) |
04/24/2009 | |
~~===**Contest for at least 10 BP: Do more of Johnny Mac's homework!**===~~TM sent. Enjoy!
*Bump disguised as post* (view post) |
04/22/2009 | |
~~===**Contest for at least 10 BP: Do more of Johnny Mac's homework!**===~~Johnny Mac Posted:
Sweet, doin’ it now, will be done in ‘bout 30 mins. You want me to post it or TM it? (view post) |
04/21/2009 | |
~~===**Contest for at least 10 BP: Do more of Johnny Mac's homework!**===~~I’ll do it. Does it have to be single spaced or can it be double spaced? (view post) |
04/21/2009 | |
HOW WELL DO YOU REALLY KNOW Context CONTEST: 15 BP1. Alan great timesming 2. Neil Patrick Harris 3. Brian Jennings (the guy that replaced Tom Brokaw on NBC)
#3 is my total shot in the dark… (view post) |
04/19/2009 | |
24 hour contest: New custom title for tubs“A storm of ****…MODERATOR ****.” (view post) |
04/17/2009 | |
5-BP Help me die!Body Disposal/Suicide suggestion: Go the way of the Buddhist monks in South Vietnam. Cover yourself in gasoline and light yourself on fire in the middle of the street.
You’ll be a pile of ash when you’re done burning, and bumuming no one tried to put you out, a car will eventually hit the ash pile, putting your dust-like remains to the wind for everyone to inhale. (view post) |
04/15/2009 | |
Banned From 4chanlol so you got banned from 4chan…
And?
/b/ was wall-to-wall cancer and spam, no OC was to be found. /k/ is more entertaining than /b/ now.
Stop being a whiny, obese **** and get over it. Anyone who cries about being banned from /b/ is a newfabulous person who thinks everything ever posted on /b/ is “epic win” (which hasn’t been achieved in YEARS)
tl;dr = GO FLOSS WITH BARBED WIRE. (view post) |
04/15/2009 |