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Catloaf's only known natural enemySkyman747 Posted:
I beg to differ. (view post) |
05/07/2010 | |
ugHate to break it to you mate, but you did it to yourself. I advise a large glbum of alcohol. (view post) |
05/01/2010 | |
4D Rubik's cubeI’d bid 30 mill at most. (view post) |
04/25/2010 | |
So I'm like god or something.I agree that the OP is like god.
Much Like God, the OP: *Causes more irritation than good *Isn’t really believed in by most of the population *Hasn’t done anything remotely useful for bloody ages. (view post) |
04/25/2010 | |
ima catloaf lmaoDoes this mean that you can make a woman's genitals sandwich? (view post) |
04/20/2010 | |
What would you pay?Well, there’s only one real way to find out what it’ll go for, an that’s to put it up. So here it is. http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/432992-habanero_bumcrack_zunecast_-foolproof_sleep_aide-noiz
Bid to your heart’s content. (view post) |
03/30/2010 | |
What would you pay?Having just extracted a habanero bumcrack, I’m interested to know what people are prepared to pay for this file, which really sells itself. (view post) |
03/30/2010 | |
GOATSE 14 YOU ARE GREEN FOR LAUNCHwas Posted:
Didn’t Maj. spacekadt tell you? Here’s where we stand.
Tracking reported 10 minutes ago that contact G14 had split in two. Currently, both pieces are still in the re-entry phase, and their manoeuvring is erratic, making it hard to predict exactly where they will impact. Our greatly reduced budget means that our equipment isn’t working at full capacity, but as far as we can tell, Piece Alpha (the left cheek) is about 30m wide and weighs in the vicinity of 10 tons, while piece Bravo is 16m wide and 8 tons. Re-entry appears to have burned away a large part of Goatse 14, but what’s left is going to impact on the Forumz. Alpha looks to be headed for the Marketplace, and Bravo will hit the state’s main data centre within the hour. We anticipate the first impact will release the equivalent of a 3 1 megaton Flame, with casualties in the dozens. Similar casualties for Bravo, with a .75 megaton Flame equivalent. (view post) |
03/25/2010 | |
GOATSE 14 YOU ARE GREEN FOR LAUNCHMajor, Tracking reports that Alpha and Bravo will be pbuming through the spamosphere in roughly 7 minutes. After that point, rockets won’t be able to deflect them by any meaningful amount. Shall I issue an alert? (view post) |
03/25/2010 | |
GOATSE 14 YOU ARE GREEN FOR LAUNCHUh, Major, you sold our rockets to Senator Fran, for her *cough* ‘personal use’. Even if we could get them back in time, I doubt we’d be able to use them without a good wash. (view post) |
03/25/2010 | |
GOATSE 14 YOU ARE GREEN FOR LAUNCHspacekadt Posted:
Just following orders, ma’am.
was Posted:
Erm…also, you’re live with the governor. (view post) |
03/25/2010 | |
GOATSE 14 YOU ARE GREEN FOR LAUNCHSir, I’ve just located Maj. spacekadt, she was pounding vaj.
She should be ready to brief you in just a moment (view post) |
03/25/2010 | |
GOATSE 14 YOU ARE GREEN FOR LAUNCHUnh…just a moment Mr. Governor, we’re having some trouble making out the main body of the craft. It’s venting some form of gas and that’s playing merry hell with our sensors. We should have a general impact point momentarily, and a more precise calculation in the next few minutes. (view post) |
03/25/2010 | |
Anyone for a +13 offense picture file?It’s the final countdown…*Guitar solo* (view post) |
03/17/2010 | |
20 BeepsNothing like a good beep. Though I don’t mind a honk once in a while. (view post) |
03/16/2010 | |
Because I got a Habanero_bumcrackI don’t need this Pink Floyd anymore. Enjoy. (view post) |
03/16/2010 | |
GOATSE 14 YOU ARE GREEN FOR LAUNCHwas Posted:
Not sure, sir. Do you have any orders? (view post) |
03/16/2010 | |
GOATSE 14 YOU ARE GREEN FOR LAUNCHGovernor, this is NORFWZAD. Sir,our sensors just picked up a major collision between contact G14 and a commercial orbiter. G14 is out of control, and will re-enter the atmosphere within the hour. We’re calculating the probable point of impact now. (view post) |
03/16/2010 | |
For Emo Kids: 101 Genuine Suicide NotesMC Banhammer Posted: (view post) |
03/16/2010 | |
Anyone for a +13 offense picture file?http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/430341-homegrowop-8211-hybrid-strain-3f22s-td-the-dude-xpeg
Extra ego, luck and 13 offense! What’s not to like? (view post) |
03/16/2010 |