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FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK****ing whore. (view post) |
05/07/2009 | |
Forumwarz Gameplay Test Squad: Sign Up Here!Sent.
I’m going to soooooooo beta this game that it… umm… yeah! (view post) |
05/05/2009 | |
JB presents: "Forumwarz Apprentice" | Money. Power. Fame. Brownies. E-Peen.This is a very interesting proposal you’re putting out here Mike. I’m extremely interested. In fact I really do believe I would be very fit for the job.
► If you happen to live in and around the Greater Toronto Area and can attend meetings, that’s a plus.
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GOD DAMN IT. Log in to see images! (view post) |
05/05/2009 | |
[CLOSED] CZ Challenge: Wikify the Forumwarz story, win BPs + Collaborator Peen! <SPOILERS>Oh shiiiiit. I didn’t even notice this was going on! D: I just edited it when I found it, made a few changes. Let me post them right now.
I’M IN… i guess.
04/17/2009 7:57AM
Before…
You’re then asked to help more of Shallow’s friends, one of which has a conspiracy theory about Sentrillion involving giraffes, robots and all sorts of other weird ****. Right after you pwn the Pentagon forum, the friend is kidnapped, possibly by robots or giraffes (or maybe even robot giraffes). Shallow Esophagus later explains that he is, in fact, working for Sentrillion, and invalidates the conspiracy theory you heard earlier, telling you that it is not an evil corporation, but a good one. Ravit “Blacksnake” Nordstrom III gets angry with you because you pwned his anti-robot forum and cuts off further communication. Then Shallow Esophagus wants you to pwn the forum of Sentrillion’s main rival, Geronimo. However, you get killed while doing so by a strange noise coming from your speakers.
After…
... You’re then asked to help more of Shallow’s friends, one of which has a conspiracy theory about [[Sentrillion]] involving giraffes, robots and all sorts of other weird ****. Right after you pwn the Pentagon forum, the friend is kidnapped, possibly by robots or giraffes (or maybe even robot giraffes). You are then called upon by a group of bots who state that they are trying to patch relations with humans, and ask you to pwn the hidden forum within Paranoid Panorama, and after a brutal battle with Ravit “Blacksnake” Nordstrom III. He throws a hissy fit and admits that he is just some dude from Boston before cutting off further communication. A long talk with Shallow Esophagus leads to him explaining that he is, in fact, working for Sentrillion, and invalidates the conspiracy theory you heard earlier, telling you that it is not an evil corporation but a good one. He then states that he wants you to pwn the forum of Sentrillion’s main rival, [[Geronimo]]. However the forum overpowers you, and before you can do anything else you get killed while doing so by a strange noise coming from your speakers.
I just moved a event around so it’s chronologically correct, and I added a few more details in it as well. If this conflicts with anything just slap my wrist and call me a bad dog.
I’M OUT (view post) |
04/17/2009 | |
(CLOSED!): Create the Forumwarz Motto — Win BP and E-Peen™!FORUMWARZ
We may suck, but at least we’re better than AdventureQuest (view post) |
03/16/2009 | |
VOTE FOR FORTUNATO!I’m only voting for you because I don’t really give a ****. Is that okay? (view post) |
03/10/2009 | |
help me set unreasonably high standards for the flamebate epeen FOR 195 BROWNIE POINTS~Oh god I’m posting in this ****! Log in to see images! (view post) |
02/26/2009 | |
Ryan, the Destroyer of Worlds (I CAN'T TAKE THIS A-N-Y-MORE!)Nooooo! (view post) |
02/20/2009 | |
The Official Oscars Prediction Pool - 15+BP PrizeBest Picture Slumdog Millionaire
Best Director Danny Boyle – Slumdog Millionaire
Best Actor Mickey Rourke – The Wrestler
Best Actress Meryl Streep – Doubt
Best Supporting Actor Heath Ledger – The Dark Knight
Best Supporting Actress Taraji P. Henson – The Curious Case of Benjamin bumon
Best Original Screenplay Milk – Dustin Lance Black
Best Adapted Screenplay Slumdog Millionaire – Simon Beaufoy
Best Animated Feature WALL-E – Andrew Stanton
Best Foreign Film Departures
Best Animated Short Oktapodi – Emud Mokhberi and Thierry Marchand
Best Cinematography Slumdog Millionaire – Anthony Dod Mantle
Best Original Score WALL-E – Thomas Newman (view post) |
02/20/2009 | |
Ryan, the Destroyer of Worlds (I CAN'T TAKE THIS A-N-Y-MORE!)
NOT AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIENDS! NO! NOOOOOO! NOT TODAY! I CAN’T TAKE THIS… ANY MORE! RAAAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
This boy needs to become the mascot of the internet right now. (view post) |
02/20/2009 | |
Brainfreeze presents - The Biggest Forumwarz Contest Ever. . . . Ever! 54 BP up for grabs!Done AND Done (view post) |
02/18/2009 | |
This game rules!All I know is that this is the only game on the interwebs where listening to Pink Floyd turns you literally into a god amongst nerds. (view post) |
02/10/2009 | |
CONTEST: April 12th, 2009My question to the rabbit is not something I think anyone has come up with but it makes full sense to ask this. In the first post, you said You must journey into the Cave of Enlightenment to fully perceive the Question. I need to clear this out of the air and eliminate all possibilites –
Does this contest have anything to do with the upcoming forumbuildr creation The Teachings of Goa-Tse? It matches up with the clue but I’m pretty sure there’s nothing in relation to either this contest or the forum. (view post) |
02/05/2009 | |
April 12, 2009Offer? You want money?
Jesus you’re cryptic. GET OUT OF MY HEAD! (view post) |
02/03/2009 | |
Fingerz confirmed for Brawl?!! It's not as unlikely as you think!I think this **** could work. If Fingerz was in there he would just throw his unlimited number of dragons out to go tear Captain FalCon a new bumhole. I could actually see this working.
Of course this is a better idea than how Brawl raped Mario like a two-cent whore. (view post) |
02/03/2009 | |
Chris-Chan appreciation thread - "MASTURBATIN' AND SQUIRTIN'!"Surprisingly I’m trying to be as serious as possible, given the… *Ahem* cirgreat timesstances. If you think this should be in a rp forum then I can pack my things and move it on up.
To the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky. Movin on up To the east side. We finally got a piece of the pie.
Fish don’t fry in the kitchen; Beans don’t burn on the grill. Took a whole lotta tryin’ Just to get up that hill. Now we’re up in teh big leagues Gettin’ our turn at bat. As long as we live, it’s you and me baby There ain’t nothin wrong with that.
Well we’re movin on up, To the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky. Movin on up To the east side. We finally got a piece of the pie. (view post) |
02/01/2009 | |
Chris-Chan appreciation thread - "MASTURBATIN' AND SQUIRTIN'!"So what better way to get this guy to see the light than to subject him to Flamebate!
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IT’S A PONY WITH A MULLET! A PONY! (view post) |
02/01/2009 | |
Chris-Chan appreciation thread - "MASTURBATIN' AND SQUIRTIN'!"I am not one of the people after him. I just find this guys antics to be astoundingly gay. He is both what I hate and love about the internet rolled into one big
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Encyclopedia Dramatica Posted:
And just to prove that this isn’t bull****… (view post) |
02/01/2009 | |
I am probobly such a n00b for asking this but...You can get your problem fixed ANDDDDDD You get a free E-Peen.
I think. o_o Does he get a free e-peen? I want e-peen. (view post) |
01/31/2009 | |
We Need to do something about the forums select screen.I’m not sure if you guys have ever thought of this, but wouldn’t it be alot easier just to combine the streak screen and the forums pages together. It’s simply pointless to check the streak tab everytime you aren’t sure which forums you have visited and the ones you haven’t.
Couldn’t there be a small bumon right next to the names of the forums, indicating if you’ve visited them or not? This would be a perfect addition, especially people who like to string all the forums together in a huge streak (view post) |
01/31/2009 |