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Post your CTRL+V here.[2:17:35 AM] Shoes: RR can be a harsh, cruel place [2:17:38 AM] Shoes: and sadly [2:17:53 AM] Shoes: general consensus says you’re kind of boring and annoying. [2:17:57 AM] Shoes: sorry bro [2:17:59 AM] Shoes: try again next year (view post) |
01/02/2010 | |
Acid Flux's Country Kitchen and Flea Market Guest Book Contest! WIN UP TO 15 BP! NO PURCHASE NECESSARYshanty (view post) |
02/26/2009 | |
Click this for free BP klan generously giving everyone brownie points for freeDis **** real?
Sign me up, yo. (view post) |
02/26/2009 | |
ForumWarz IRL Meetingthe Remainder Posted: (view post) |
01/03/2009 | |
Today is the anniversary of BINGEBOT 2015's bumemblage.Hoppy Borthdoy. (view post) |
01/02/2009 | |
CLOSED: Help me with your Clbumical Music Knowledge to win 7BPhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKLpJtvzlEI
Lux Aeterna – Clint Marshall.
It might not be exactly what you’re looking for, but it’s been used in the same types of scenes you’re describing before. (view post) |
01/01/2009 | |
petition for goatse emoticonLog in to see images! (view post) |
12/28/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadfine upstanding member of societyfabulous persons. All of you. (view post) |
11/23/2008 | |
Nominate Forumwarz for a Crunchie! (free E-Peen!)Done. (view post) |
11/23/2008 | |
time cubehttp://home.netcom.com/~rogermw/square_earth.html
So.
Earth’s a cube. (view post) |
11/11/2008 | |
****, I just found out what my sig says when I had sigs off...Oh wait, I got rid of it, that’s right. (view post) |
11/02/2008 | |
****, I just found out what my sig says when I had sigs off...I don’t even know what my sig says. (view post) |
11/02/2008 | |
pbum the bp #9There’s this civil engineer who has a dream of a super-interstate-highway running from Los Angeles to Washington DC. After years of lobbying, he finally is awarded a contract to construct a perfectly-flat, perfectly-straight 16-lanes-each-direction highway from Los Angeles to Washington. So he employs all the best surveyors, to make sure the highway is a perfect straight-line from LA to DC and to make sure it stays perfectly flat. He subcontracts with only the best construction crews and uses only the best materials. He decides the existing tunnel-diggers and mountain removers just aren’t up to the job, so he has bigger ones built, ones that can remove a half-mile swath of the Rockies in a week. They start in LA, and a few months later, they’re overlooking the greater Washington metropolis.
Just one more hill to remove before they start work on the terminus and the merging into DC’s outer belts. It’s a small hill, really, but it’s got to go. So they call in one of the smaller mountain-removers to remove it, and just as the machine’s getting ready to erase the hill, a snake pops up out of the hill and screams “Wait!”
Obviously, this catches everyone by surprise, so they wait. The snake continues, “My name’s Nate. Nate the Snake. You can’t destroy this hill! You mustn’t!”
“Why not?”
“Because there’s a lever buried under this hill, and it’s attached to a doomsday device. If the lever is tripped, it’ll blow up the entire Earth!”
The engineer consults with his team. “What do you think?” “It’s a talking snake.” “Yeah, but do we believe him? Do we go around the hill, or do we plow it over?” “Do we believe him!? It’s a talking snake! Who’d believe us?” In the end, they decide to err on the side of caution and build the highway around the hill. So, when they’re finished, they’ve got a highway running from LA to DC that’s perfectly-flat and perfectly-straight, except for this minor detour around a hill.
So they’ve got the ribbon-cutting ceremony, and as a perq for designing and building the highway, the engineer gets to be the very first person to use it. So he hops into his Lambourghini in LA at dawn and floors the pedal. 30, 40, 50mph. Shifts into 2d gear. 70, 90, 110mph. He keeps accelerating until the car just can’s go any faster.
Shortly before sunset, he’s approaching DC, and he remembers the hill. So he slows down to around 225mph to negotiate the slight turn. And he sees Nate crossing the road! He can’t squish a talking snake! Especially one that kept them from blowing up the Earth. So he swerves to avoid hitting Nate, and plows into the hill at over 200mph. He trips the lever, and the Earth blows up.
The moral of the story…
Better Nate than lever. (view post) |
10/19/2008 | |
Pbum the BP8: DO IT fabulous personJanie Posted:
Lolok.
CONTEST NOW CLOSED, BECAUSE I’M AN IMPATIENT BASTARD AND I DON’T CARE. (view post) |
10/18/2008 | |
Pbum the BP8: DO IT fabulous personShanty Posted:
Toxx or some****. (view post) |
10/18/2008 | |
Pbum the BP8: DO IT fabulous personOk, so, I won the Pbum the BP thing, so I’m making this one super special.
THE FIRST PERSON TO POST A VIDEO OF THEM FAPPING WHILE SHOUTING “SHANTY SHANTY YOU SO SEXY”, SHOWING THEIR FACE TALKING GETS THE BP.
Easy, no?
*** IF YOU DO IT TONIGHT, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TO LOOK, AS I’M IN THE FAMILY ROOM. WAIT TIL TOMORROW.
ADDED NOTE: Girlfapping works too. (view post) |
10/18/2008 | |
pbum the bp 7: answers these simple questionsShanty Posted:
Not really I just have to think of a contest. (view post) |
10/18/2008 | |
pbum the bp 7: answers these simple questionsquangntenemy Posted:
Nah I think I’ll let you all stew for a week. (view post) |
10/18/2008 | |
pbum the bp 7: answers these simple questionsAlso thanks Tesfan. (view post) |
10/18/2008 | |
pbum the bp 7: answers these simple questionsTeeKayEff Posted:
How does nobody know of the great and mighty Shanty? :U (view post) |
10/18/2008 |