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Petition to replace the nazi image with thisLog in to see images! (view post) |
04/05/2009 | |
possible "evil trout" siting in fort pierce, floridahttp://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/jun/30/man-parked-outside-fort-pierce-community-center-ch/
while pursuing a separate, yet confidential, lead in florida, i came across this disturbing report. i originally believed the suspect to be the user "jalapeno bootyhole", until i found a picture of the man in question. all floridian users are advised to be on high alert. keep your doors and windows locked at night, and stay away from all internet cafes, pornography distributors, and "kentucky fried chicken"'s.
Agent-X edited this message on 07/01/2008 X:XXPM (view post) |
07/01/2008 | |
evil trout is a fine upstanding member of societydear people of the forumwarz community: yes, it is true that evil trout is a dirty fine upstanding member of society, as is made clear by the following evidence:
http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/9562 http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/9575 Log in to see images!
how has it come to be that the fine upstanding member of society threat has descended upon us? i cannot answer you this question (not to say i do not know the answer, i just cannot tell you), but i can offer you a solution. lets lynch evil trout. thank you. scul-fuk-der
Agent-X edited this message on 06/25/2008 X:XXAM (view post) |
06/25/2008 | |
Oh my goodness. Is it true?it is, indeed, quite true that evil trout is a fine upstanding member of society. you may now legitimately begin worrying that evil trout will enjoy your children, steal from your home, and kill you for drug money, as all fine upstanding member of societys do.
Agent-X edited this message on 06/25/2008 X:XXAM (view post) |
06/25/2008 | |
PRIORITY MISSIONacquiring audio confirmation...
[EVIL TROUT] OH LAWDY, HERE IT great timesS! IT’SA great timesMIN’ HOME!!!
Agent-X edited this message on 06/24/2008 X:XXPM (view post) |
06/24/2008 | |
PRIORITY MISSIONUnluckyCharms Posted:
don't be too alarmed, we've known evil trout and excre-bot have been in league for quite awhi... wait...do my eyes deceive me, or is that silent disapproval bot he's squatting on?
Agent-X edited this message on 06/24/2008 X:XXPM (view post) |
06/24/2008 | |
PRIORITY MISSIONMonkey in a suit with a gun Posted:
monkey, i feel the need to inform you that the dildo has managed to move across the room at an alarming pace. it is now wildly vibrating on top of your shoes. i'm surprised you have yet to notice it.
Agent-X edited this message on 06/24/2008 X:XXPM (view post) |
06/24/2008 | |
PRIORITY MISSIONMonkey in a suit with a gun Posted:
whoever it is, i have just witnessed the pink dildo slide out of evil trout's bum - it is now wildly flailing about the floor. evil trout seems to be taking this conversation seriously.
Agent-X edited this message on 06/24/2008 X:XXPM (view post) |
06/24/2008 | |
PRIORITY MISSIONMonkey in a suit with a gun Posted:
from my position, i see evil trout pulling a large slice of a watermelon out of his refrigerator. i can't tell from my position but...was that on the same shelf he just urinated on?
Agent-X edited this message on 06/24/2008 X:XXPM (view post) |
06/24/2008 | |
PRIORITY MISSIONMonkey in a suit with a gun Posted:
i have constructed a makeshift fort in his backyard out of two rusty, old trucks on cinder blocks and a discarded bed sheet. i suggest we consider this a base of operations...if nobody minds the smell (i also suggest all agents avoid touching the bed sheet).
Agent-X edited this message on 06/24/2008 X:XXPM (view post) |
06/24/2008 | |
PRIORITY MISSIONamaranthus Posted:
all agents should also be alerted that evil trout may have tried to physically bumault an agent earlier today - with intent to enjoy. it is advised that evil trout's large fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organ be considered a dangerous weapon in such a situation and the utmost should be observed if you encounter him while he's not wearing his pants.
Agent-X edited this message on 06/24/2008 X:XXPM
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06/24/2008 | |
PRIORITY MISSIONwhile sifting through evil trout's backyard compost heap, i found three things of interest. 1. at least 2/3 of the heap was composed of discarded chicken bones. 2. half of the remaining heap was composed of discarded watermelon rinds. 3. a large, pornography filled folder labeled:
PIC’TURS OF SUM’A’DEM PRETTY LITTLE WHITE WOMENS
Agent-X edited this message on 06/24/2008 X:XXPM (view post) |
06/24/2008 | |
addressing a recent controversyLara Croft Posted: |
06/24/2008 | |
addressing a recent controversyEvil Trout Posted:
Agent-X edited this message on 06/24/2008 X:XXPM (view post) |
06/24/2008 | |
addressing a recent controversyit has been brought to the attention of the gentlemen's club that certain rumors are suggesting the user "evil trout" was rejected from the klan for being "a fine upstanding member of society". this is simply untrue. evil trout was not invited to the klan because he refused to wear shoes and a shirt in our meeting room. in fact, the only clothing he was wearing was a straw hat and a pair of overalls. in addition, he made a terrible scene upon entering; i will quote him in my following post. i hope that this post puts some of the rumors to rest.
Agent-X edited this message on 06/24/2008 X:XXPM (view post) |
06/24/2008 | |
suggestionDOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:
no. but you as the player could certainly make use of cancerous cells as a weapon in the game, injecting them into kennedy family members. by saying this, i am by no means suggesting the american government performed such an act on senator ted kennedy.
Agent-X edited this message on 07/22/2008 X:XXAM (view post) |
06/22/2008 | |
itt i mspaint you somethingi request a picture of an innocent child being taken from her crying mother's arms by anonymous men in dark suits.
Agent-X edited this message on 07/22/2008 X:XXAM (view post) |
06/22/2008 | |
suggestionmr. evil trout, i boldly suggest to you a parody of "jfk reloaded": a much needed internet reference for your game. in this mini-game, the player would roam in an animated environment, bumbuminating members of the kennedy family. there would also be a point system featured in the mini-game. for instance, you as the player could find and climb the book depository, and a score multiplier could be created for however many levels up you are. or, you as the player could earn a 5x multiplier for a "headshot", and a 10x multiplier for a "male reproductive organshot". the deaths of the kennedy family members (robert francis "bobby" kennedy, john fitzgerald kennedy, etc.) are a matter of particular interest to me, and i would be pleased to see this feature implemented soon. ask not what you're country can do for you: ask when your country will shoot you in the ****ing face. thank you. scul-fuk-der
Agent-X edited this message on 07/22/2008 X:XXAM (view post) |
06/22/2008 | |
PSA: Nestle fancy Ice Creams use the same chocolate basei find it difficult to believe that any person of solid logical standing would submit create such a juvenile forum. instead, i wonder if this is not some form of coded message. i find this thread worthy of yellow flag status.
Agent-X edited this message on 07/20/2008 X:XXAM (view post) |
06/20/2008 | |
LOOKIN 4 A GOOD TIME COWBOY?Gordon Freeman Posted:
i find, in this thread, a legitimate and decisive threat to the work. any forum within which the user "gordon freeman" has posted should be treated as deserving of red flag status until more information has been ascertained.
Agent-X edited this message on 07/20/2008 X:XXAM (view post) |
06/20/2008 |