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Holy ****ing ****, how is this site not dead yet?Well… damn. I never finished that last forum. I got too lazy to grind (view post) |
09/24/2012 | |
lol.. my great auntie saidJust got the E-Peen. I hope she didn’t die for real Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/10/2010 | |
Insane Clown Posse, Entrance of the Gladiators, RARE BOOTLEG COVER.lstIs there anyway to get this easier? (view post) |
02/01/2010 | |
Tubmail me for BPTubmail’d (view post) |
03/03/2009 | |
Free Peen + BP + Fingerz noods + Episode 3 pre-order for posting in this threadOh hai thar (view post) |
03/03/2009 | |
[Contest][NSFW]Win 3BP by writing a short erm…story.“Flamebaiting Sparks”
It was a typical day in ForumWarz. Xylon was typing furiously, his fingers racing. Sweat dripped from his forehead. He delicately wiped it off. His deep, full, sparkling eyes went back to INCIT. ForumWarz wasn’t the same without Jalapeno Bootyhole there. Jalapeno Bootyhole was on a vacation, in Xylon’s Area! His heart beat at the thought of meeting up with Jalapeno Bootyhole. Suddenly, there was a knock at his door! He begrudgingly got up, and adjusted his sweatsoaked wifebeater. He wished for a moment that it would be Jalapeno Bootyhole on the other side of the door. He sighed, his round lips quavering. As his nimble fingers turned the knob, he was shocked to see it was just a salesman. “BUY MY SEASHELLS” screamed the salesman. Xylon already had enough seashells…what he wanted was Jalapeno Bootyhole.
As he walked back to his PC, he wondered what he’d have done if it was Jalapeno Bootyhole. His mind wandered from the normal, saying hi and asking if Jalapeno Bootyhole would like something to eat, to the odd, such as pulling Jalapeno Bootyhole in for a kiss. Xylon had never kissed a boy before. He’d had friends who did. They always said it was just like kissing a girl. He snapped out of this and went back to typing on INCIT. The doorbell rang again. Once again, Xylon stood up to get it. He exasperately thought out loud: “I SWEAR TO JESUS IF IT’S THAT ****ING SALESMAN AGAIN I’M GONNA KILL HIS FAMILY” He did the same menial, memorized, monotonous method of opening the door. Only this time, it wasn’t a salesman. It was Jalapeno Bootyhole. “Phew, good thing I didn’t need to use this!” said Xylon as he set down his handgun. Jalapeno Bootyhole looked confused, and grinned at Xylon, softly asking “**** MAN CAN I TAKE SOME PICZ AT YOUR HOUSE?
Xylon giggled. He could always count on Jalapeno Bootyhole to cheer him up. Jalapeno Bootyhole didn’t seem amused. “****ing hell man does it look like I’m joking?” Xylon casually said, “Oh, sorry Jalapeno Bootyhole, I can’t…my mom’d be mad.” Jalapeno Bootyhole looked around. “You’re home alone?” Xylon hesistated. “Well…yeah. My mom won’t be back for a few hours.” Jalapeno Bootyhole’s mouth opened in a satisfied grin. He then asked, “Hey…I’m kinda hungry. Have anything for me to eat?” Xylon quickly responded: “MY male reproductive organ” Jalapeno Bootyhole looked at Xylon strangely. “Erm…did you say chicken and rice?” Xylon timidly nodded. But as much as Jalapeno Bootyhole tried to hide it, they both knew that was the answer Jalapeno Bootyhole wanted. Jalapeno Bootyhole looked deeply into Xylon’s eyes. “Xylon…I wanna sample your gay…” “Poses?” Xylon asked. “No, Jalapeno Bootyhole, I want to sample YOU, gay.” Xylon blushed, and then replied with, “BEYBLADIOS” Jalapeno Bootyhole loved that kind of quirkiness. In fact…Jalapeno Bootyhole loved Xylon.
Xylon was almost at panic. The sweat sparkled in his eyebrows, so beautifully defined in the afternoon. “Jalapeno Bootyhole…I’ve…never tried being gay before…” Jalapeno Bootyhole chuckled. “Xylon…gay is always in you.” “Jalapeno Bootyhole ARE YOU CALLIN ME A HOMO-oh wait, shucks, you’re right!” Xylon felt the room spin. He’d dreamt of this for years, but now that it was happening it felt so wrong. “It’s okay to be afraid…let me begin.” Jalapeno Bootyhole dug his fingernails into Xylon’s neck and pulled him in for the kiss. Jalapeno Bootyhole’s tongue floated around Xylon’s mouth like Rayquaza around Sky Pillar. Xylon wanted to push him away, he really did. But he couldn’t. He was already buried in pbumion. Jalapeno Bootyhole pulled away after what felt like an eternity of unadulterated pbumion. “Xylon…which forum I pwned for THIS day.” Xylon grinned at his cheesyness. “Who do you think I am? TUBSWEETIE?” “No…because I don’t do this with TUBSWEETIE.” Jalapeno Bootyhole pulled down Xylon’s pants.
Xylon’s phallus came to life as if Tifa Lockheart had used a Phoenix Down on it. But enough about her…this was about Jalapeno Bootyhole. Jalapeno Bootyhole seemed surprised. “I’ve never seen one that big…EXCEPT FOR MINE” Xylon sighed. “Jalapeno Bootyhole you one-upping fabulous persongo-OH ****” Jalapeno Bootyhole wasn’t bluffing. His manly meatballon looked like a Lugia in full flight, and made Xylon’s throbbing Ho-oh feel inadequate. Jalapeno Bootyhole placed his hand on Xylon’s Flying/Fire type and used vice grip on it. Xylon had never felt anything like this before. It perplexed him. What perplexed him even more was that he was related everything in his gay love escapades to Pokemon. Jalapeno Bootyhole then looked even more determined. “Xylon…sit on the keyboard.” Xylon was hesitant. Jalapeno Bootyhole commanded: “XYLON GET THE **** ON THE ****ING KEYBOARD” Xylon had never heard such commanding speech from Jalapeno Bootyhole. He liked it. He slowly climbed onto the keyboard and felt the keys against his Negro Patrick Star.
Jalapeno Bootyhole descended upon Xylon’s quivering miniature Vin Diesel. His mouth speedily traversed Xylon’s organic Wiimote, to the point of Xylon shaking. The noises were amazing. The sucking noises from Jalapeno Bootyhole. The frantic clacking of the keys. “Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure” playing on the TV. He took this opportunity to look into Jalapeno Bootyhole’s eyes. They were full and beautiful. Jalapeno Bootyhole understood Xylon like no one else. And he was great at giving head. He quietly whispered to Jalapeno Bootyhole, “Jalapeno Bootyhole…I…I…love you.” Jalapeno Bootyhole latched off Xylon’s caramel male reproductive organ. “I love you too.” There was enough awkward silence to fill Snorlax’s stomach. Xylon smiled, and said, “**** DID I TELL YOU TO STOP SUCKING” Jalapeno Bootyhole blushed and went back into his tracheal expedition of the wild frontier, a.k.a., Xylon’s willy. Xylon rang out in augish, “I…I can’t take it anymore! Bend over, Jalapeno Bootyhole. This is something I need to do. He hopped off the keyboard, never glancing at the monitor, which currently displayed MC Banhammer ranting at Xylon for “typing gibberish and being a ****ING TOOL HURR”.
It was perfect. Jalapeno Bootyhole was on all fours on the floor. A four on the floor beat came into Xylon’s head, much like he would be coming into Jalapeno Bootyhole’s pooper. Jalapeno Bootyhole bobbed his bum eagerly. “HOLD THE **** ON” delicately said Xylon. He finally decided the time was right, and plunged into Jalapeno Bootyhole’s bum like he was spamming Brandish on Pibum. He began to realize his MS fandom was taking a toll on his mental health. As he thrust away, Jalapeno Bootyhole smiled. “Lemme show you something I learned while in 4chan” “Jalapeno Bootyhole, I didn’t know you had techniques for taking it in the chocolate void!” “XYLON YOU PERVERT I MEAN THAT I LEARNED HOW TO MAKE PASTRIES FROM THE BREAD AND WATER THEY GAVE US” said Jalapeno Bootyhole as he held up a homemade cake. Xylon stopped for a second, scared that Jalapeno Bootyhole was ashamed and wouldn’t like him anymore. Jalapeno Bootyhole giggled. “You know that’s why I love you Xylon.” Xylon let out a sigh of relief and went on to relieving sighs of pbumion.
Finally, Xylon felt the strangest sensation…not unlike being surrounded by beautiful roses while dancing in the moonlight and drinking the greatest drink ever made and beating the **** out of the local seashell vendor. He realized this was an orgasm, but far more different than the ones he had while fapping. This was…paradise. Orgasiutopia. He then pondered how much of a kickbum theme park that could be. It’d have rides like the ****ing G Spot Spinner, Roller great timesster, and Crazy Clits. But what if you brought kids in there? Dude, this is kind of ****ed up. What would the basic mascot be? He agreed on the mascot being a pile of great times as he fired one into Jalapeno Bootyhole. Jalapeno Bootyhole fell off Xylon’s pelvic diving board, as the manslime oozed from him. “Xylon, are you up for a power strike? Trust me, it’ll do alot of dmg…” Xylon was in no mood. “YOU FGT YOU DO REALIZE MY MOM’S GONNA BE HOME” Jalapeno Bootyhole looked hurt. “Sorry man, it’s just, I’m still a little confused about what just happened.” “You ****ed me in the bum retard” “Oh right”.
After they both changed into their clothes, they talked about their new relationship. “Jalapeno Bootyhole…if you’re ever in the area…call me.” “How about you come visit me you lazy douche” “What?” “I SURE WILL XYLON MAN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH” “Oh, okay!” They shared one last kiss, with more tongue and pbumion. As Xylon watched Jalapeno Bootyhole walk out the door, he wondered if they’d ever be together again, and how it’d be like talking on Flamebate. Then the door opened once more! Jalapeno Bootyhole ran back in and hugged Xylon as tight as Jalapeno Bootyhole’s bum probably was before he experimented with Quasidan’s male reproductive organ. “Xylon…I had to come back to tell you this…” “What is it, Jalapeno Bootyhole?
“Seriously man, can I take some picz?” (view post) |
03/03/2009 | |
Gain BP by adding as friendI find it amusing that YOU added ME >> (view post) |
02/26/2009 | |
POST HERE TO WIN ALOT BP EACH POST = 1 BP UNLIMITED POSTS CLOSES WHEN I GET A POINTLESS INTERNET ACHIEVEMENT I WONT BUY WITH 30 BP...Log in to see images! (view post) |
02/23/2009 | |
Celerysteve has a mission for youBah. This is what I get for having school. Log in to see images!
I just got the receipt. Just sell it then? (view post) |
02/23/2009 | |
POST HERE TO WIN ALOT BP EACH POST = 1 BP UNLIMITED POSTS CLOSES WHEN I GET A POINTLESS INTERNET ACHIEVEMENT I WONT BUY WITH 30 BPNicco Posted:
Am I Winrar? (view post) |
02/22/2009 | |
POST IN THIS THREAD TO GET NAKED PICTURES IN YOUR TUBMAIL THX ^.^Sure. I’m in. (view post) |
02/08/2009 | |
Luck +7 Defense +7 Offense +7 Charisma +7 Frugality +7 Douchebaggery +170 (****.MILF file with no reserve!)Damn, I used up all my money yesterday. (view post) |
02/08/2009 | |
Outbid?The answer is right in the picture. I’ll let you figure it out on your own. (view post) |
02/08/2009 | |
Who Needs Free BP? Flamebate Peen Contest, 4 BP Up for Grabs!I am going to post only once because I am awesome like that. (view post) |
02/07/2009 | |
Idea: Send Flezz/Items to Other players?Yes, this is probably an idea that has been suggested before.
You should be able to send Flezz/Items to your friends via Tubmail, as they might need them and you have too much of it. (Like Moar Files and such).
I have too many useless items that I am too arsed to sell, and Kyoubai is bargle.
Or is this already available and I’m making a complete fool of myself? (view post) |
02/03/2009 | |
Contest for 45BP: Friend me!Alright, friended. (view post) |
02/01/2009 | |
3bp contest - guess the number62 (view post) |
01/27/2009 | |
CLOSED: Post to win 10 BP! Ends Dec. 31st!Heres my post. I hope I win! (view post) |
12/29/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadHas anyone actually won this? Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/08/2008 | |
Post for a chance at 45 BPsDefinitely worth it.Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/08/2008 |