tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/NepentheForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by Nepenthe2008-04-03T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/63357Sisterhood is fun but<p>his douchebaggery – it’s over 9000! isn’t that what one says in such situations?
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</p><p>and the plot of far too many movies from my childhood – from Mad Max to early Steven Seagal – is replayed except for than zombie. I don’t remember than zombie. Maybe it was the punchline and I missed it.
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</p><p>To fully understand comedy you must also be part of the culture that produced the comedian, or at least, well conversant with it. Comedy translates badly. Culture clashes form over its misunderstanding.
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</p><p>If you (as a post-adolescent or so-called adult) ‘get’ Junie B Jones, you don’t necessarily also ‘get’ Hard Gay, even though both crack up nearly every 7 year old. Those same 7 year olds usually don’t ‘get’ Lenny Bruce or the Seinfeld show. Comedy’s not a monolith.
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</p><p>all I see here is one-upmanship verbal slapstick with a touch of scary movie style parody. it’s hella entertaining, because I ‘get’ the genre and so on, but it’s kind of wearing too, like a reality tv show. amusing but full of suck, makes me need to go read something funny but deep, just to remind myself not all comedy is quite so shallow <img src="/uploads/final/59dbd65cf768cc9a879d13eae79d755d.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>Nepenthe2008-04-03T01:22:53Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/61233Fucking obligatory READ ME for this lame forum<p>That my mild observation of the self-evident has provoked such ire in the usually phlegmatic trolldom compensates me for the miserable lack of meaning in my existence. Perhaps I won’t even have to cut myself today, as it appears I’ve inadvernantly shed your blood in its place.
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</p><p>My thanks, dear trolls.</p>Nepenthe2008-04-01T02:28:56Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/57503the only girl in the world<p>this poem is more sad than angry, lacking the poignant and bitter irony of your works earlier posted, but it still has a certain melancholic charm, the melodramatic touch of the sad dog whining at the bathroom door while his mistress remains alone with her pain…
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</p><p>Heh, I took the tour… on a two drink minimum… I decided to get off the bus and stay on the borders of the realms too. Than again I was never straight vanilla to start with…</blockquote>
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</p><p>It is the journey, not the destination, that is truly valuable. <img src="/uploads/final/5dd22d8094708211accf61aa4bcfa3e7.gif" height="15" width="15" /></p>Nepenthe2008-03-28T05:49:34Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/56830I don't think anyone cares, but I'm posting it anyways.<p>It is my pleasure to share the emotional imagery that art and poetry create upon my sensitive soul. You are welcome. <img src="/uploads/final/239597aed30bb6406c64a2ef1fc2c290.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>Nepenthe2008-03-28T05:42:25Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/56828i can rite poems 2 <p>thank you, lovely swan. It was not a story of my own, it was my interpretation of the imagery of the poet in the original post. But I am still grateful for the approbation.
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</p><p>as for blackpecker, he is still right, I am as lonely as ever. Though I am not an aficionado of anthropomorphic erotica <img src="/uploads/final/a9660f951e05bcfd27b79fe916c9f05d.gif" height="17" width="22" /> as he suggests, my ex was, and every time I see it I miss her even more. Myself, I like anime porn better.<img src="/uploads/final/e4198ee5d378308a1836309eea5e4347.gif" height="15" width="15" /></p>Nepenthe2008-03-28T05:39:24Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/56824I don't think anyone cares, but I'm posting it anyways.<p>I am touched by the heartfelt attempts of your hermaphrodite model to create an artificial happiness where none can truly exist. The ice cream is a particularly nice touch, with the futility of any bright colored ice cream to be chocolate. Also, angelic cats.
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</p><p>The top three are lovers, pets, and children. Being alone is so much safer. Then all that kills you is the loneliness.
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</p><p>Despite all that, I want friends. I can be such a masochist <img src="/uploads/final/239597aed30bb6406c64a2ef1fc2c290.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>Nepenthe2008-03-27T21:39:22Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/54708My poem<p>it rhymes, so it’s more likely lyrics than an emo poem.<img src="/uploads/final/ff1fb49f0bac845b97bad1670e023324.gif" height="15" width="25" /></p>Nepenthe2008-03-26T19:15:04Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/53804Who here is literate?<p>drink fine WINE and you need not be parched of memory or time….</p>Nepenthe2008-03-25T23:31:36Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/53787This just in: You're all gay.<p>very few of us are vanilla straights, anyway; the wide world of gender identity/sex/sexual preference opens its doors and invites you inside to take the meandering, twisty tour through the queer realms…</p>Nepenthe2008-03-25T23:25:53Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/53758Sex Preferences<p>The people you chat with on sTalk always seem to assume you’re male or female, but some assume one and some assume the other.
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</p><p>And you always go along with them.
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</p><p>What I’d really like is the option for, especially when playing an emo kid character, to be more sympathetic with Krystl and Ophelia, rather than being forced to talk to them like I’m rather trollish. The options given just don’t quite work for me.
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</p><p>It’d also be nice for conversation options to always give you a gender neutral choice, or, one that’s suitable for each, so you can pick something appropriate to whatever you imagine your character to be. </p>Nepenthe2008-03-25T23:11:38Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/53475Fucking obligatory READ ME for this lame forum<p>Many new threads in violation of this rule, not to mention a recent prank, are remarkably easy to find. </p>Nepenthe2008-03-25T19:41:58Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/53470My poem<p>the tragic tale of teddy, the stuffed bear who went insane when his owner sewed him a cock and balls out of a leftover piece of plush (left over from what perverse creation I will not detail). first, he spent himself on the stuffed kittens and rabbits, but the darkness growing within him drove him to greater perversions of sexual predation, finding and ripping the heads off the Baby Alive Wets and Wiggles – and you know the sad sordid end of the tale.</p>Nepenthe2008-03-25T19:38:32Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/52933Who here is literate?<p>Literacy is beautiful. Read your poems to me, and I’ll lie there quietly, listening to the cadence of your voice, as the truths and images evoked by your words sink my spirit to depths undreamed of, stygian realms where words have the greatest power of all.
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</p><p>(I could read them myself if you’d post any, though the emo forum would be more appropriate and give you a wider audience for true literacy.)
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</p><p>As for the amazon troll disguised thinly as a camwhore… take your crass faux satire out of the threads of heartfelt dark poetry, before the ravens set on you with fierce beaks and peck you into shreds of tender meat and sharp splinters of bone. Quickly, now – I already hear the beating of their wings…</p>Nepenthe2008-03-25T02:08:02Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/51805i can rite poems 2 <p>The blood was everywhere. It looked as though she’d been murdered in her bed. The peruvian girl cried silently, knowing she’d be beaten for ruining her only set of sheets, that her mother had been saving for her wedding day, to prove her virginity upon, as her rutting fiance pierced her hymen.
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</p><p>Too late. When she slit her wrists, that only made appearances into reality.
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</p><p>Deep one.</p>Nepenthe2008-03-24T00:47:04Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/51785The Curse of the Green Fairy<p>There is a great lack of poetic appreciation in this thread.
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</p><p>I applaud the poet’s grace at martyrdom for the self-destructive habits of her beloved. Brave spirit. <img src="/uploads/final/b387672fbf716bac9bd507b092d6c442.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>Nepenthe2008-03-24T00:15:51Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/50433Someone talk to me<p>I’m impressed with the depth of experience displayed in this thread. I shall learn so much from you about topics the depths of which I had never even imagined <img src="/uploads/final/2d1c00a5dda2b2a7d00e95416ea3242f.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>Nepenthe2008-03-22T04:45:17Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/50425alas, I'm lonely too<p>you’re a swan who thought she was a duckling? that’s too beautiful.</p>Nepenthe2008-03-22T04:28:58Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/50418My girlfriend....<p>you’re very lucky to have a girlfriend who you feel something about. even if all you feel some days is frustration, anger, even love that is changing slowly into hatred. it’s better than being numb, unable to feel.
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</p><p>also, she’s hot. </p>Nepenthe2008-03-22T04:21:47Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/50409Soooooooooooooooooooooo sad<p>true sadness on your loss of your pet.
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</p><p>perhaps drinking it in a glass of brine will bring you surcease.</p>Nepenthe2008-03-22T04:11:46Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/50403Soooooooooooooooooooooo sad<p>true sadness on your loss of your pet.
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</p><p>perhaps drinking it in a glass of brine will bring you surcease.</p>Nepenthe2008-03-22T04:07:06Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/50392Stop sending me friend requests, ffs.<p>all emos cut when we’re rejected right?
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</p><p>or maybe – it’s just me?</p>Nepenthe2008-03-22T03:56:22Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/50380Question about Martyring <spoilers><p>we emo kids see the benefit of martyrdom even were it not for the blue scoops…</p>Nepenthe2008-03-22T03:35:12Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/50374what ever happened to the worst gamblers leaderboard?<p>There’s still EPeen for topped the worst gamblers leaderboard, but I just get the “wrong hole” message when I actually try to go to it?
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</p><p>Also – I have way more tats. And I don’t wear lipstick. And my hair is straight. and in general I look nothing like whoever that is. It looks like a troll to me <img src="/uploads/final/005314d7d25d4be7b85b730351829ded.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>Nepenthe2008-03-17T02:40:21Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/42643alas, I'm lonely too<p><blockquote><strong>HotMom2008 Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Sure, I have a turkey baster <img src="/uploads/final/e9e6040f181ee618bc236bc5490deb9e.gif" height="15" width="15" /></p>Nepenthe2008-03-14T19:49:18Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/42273alas, I'm lonely too<p>And though my lurking was a vain pursuit, I found, that here was a place where some were having a modicum of luck finding kind, pretty girls.
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</p><p>A very pretty, but not kind at all, girl broke my heart. I sent her this amazing book about Dark Love and vampires and all kinds of incredibly sexy things after she sent me five or six pics of her and I was so in love and then I sent her a few pics of me and she just dumped me. She offered to send the pictures back but I said no! But I should’ve let her send them back!
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</p><p>I’m so lonely. Any pretty, kind, girl who won’t dump me just because my nipples and clit are pierced and maybe got a little infected and scarred, but not that bad, I swear, and who will let me at least bite her neck and get a taste of her, just, give me a chance. I can be really good to you. I haven’t got any flezz but I can cook great meals for you and I’m great with my tongue, and on top of that, my job gives insurance to same sex partners. So if you move in you get medical AND dental.
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</p><p>No one under 18, I’m still on probation so I’m watched. <img src="/uploads/final/03244612fe04b02ffe851d7afde1dede.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>Nepenthe2008-03-14T02:31:51Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/42267Last person to post in topic wins! :ooo<p>You are all losers.
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</p><p>And soon I will be also.
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</p><p>A haiku of lose.
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