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CONTEST FOR 1000+ BP! Just post! EVERYBODY WINS!Log in to see images! (view post) |
02/27/2009 | |
Guess my band for BP Weekend contest!20 bucks says you’re a guns n’ roses fan. (view post) |
02/27/2009 | |
I have an addiction.Shovel Warrior Posted:
You are a smart smart man. (view post) |
02/26/2009 | |
I have an addiction.ReKaZ Posted:
ALL THINGS MUST SERVE A PURPOSE, THESE DRAGONS PURPOSE JUST MUST BE TO **** ME OFF. (view post) |
02/26/2009 | |
The best last post wins 3BP threadAnother one gone, another one gone, another one bites the dust. (view post) |
02/26/2009 | |
I have an addiction.AntiRules187 Posted:
But whats the point? Damn it, these pointless dragons enrage me. (view post) |
02/26/2009 | |
I have an addiction.Im new to this website and may I ask why in the **** all of you fabulous persons are obsessed with dragons (or draginz as you all fabulous persongishly put them)? I mean really, what the ****? (view post) |
02/26/2009 | |
Who Needs Free BP? Flamebate Peen Contest, 4 BP Up for Grabs!Now he’s staring at me like As if he was staring in the mirror She yells honey let me explain He says you don’t have to go no further I can clearly see what’s going on Behind my back, in my bed, in my home Then I said wait a minute now hold on I said Mister we can work this out She said honey don’t lose control Tried to get him to calm down He says ho I should’ve known That you would go and do some bogus **** up in my house But the christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt I said we need to resolve this And he stepped to me I’m like whoa There’s a reason I’m in this closet He says yeah what are you talking ?clothes? I met this girl at the Pajis club And she told me she didn’t have a man Then he said man please I’d kill you If you didn’t have that gun in your hand And then I said but your chick chose me He said don’t give me that mack **** please His phone goes off and then Things get a little more interesting He steps a little closer I point my gun and say I’m not the one you’re after He says it’s not my bet you didn’t know my man Did she tell you I was a pastor? I said well good that’s better right Why can’t we handle this Christian like And I started to put the gun down Til I saw his face still had a frown She started crying saying baby I’m sorry Then he said baby not as sorry as you’re gonna be I started inching out He says no I want you to see this Said I gotta get out this house He said not til I reveal my secret I’m like what is going on inside his head Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says Hello? (Hello?) Baby? (Yeah) Turn the car around (What’s going on? What’s wrong?) I just need for you to get right back here now CLICK
He looks at me and says Well, since we’re all coming out the closet I’m not about to be the only one broken hearted She said what do you mean? He said just wait and see I said somebody better talk to me And then his phone rings He picks up And somebody says sweetheart I’m downstairs And he’s like I’ll buzz you up I’m on the fifth floor hurry take the stairs And I’m like who is this mystery lady that you’re talking to He says in time you both will know the shocking truth Baby this is something I’ve been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time Then I said I’m gon shoot you both if you don’t say what’s on your mind He says wait I hear somebody coming up the stairs And I’m looking at the door He says I think you better sit down in a chair I said I’m going to count to four One He says mister wait Two She says please don’t shoot Three He says don’t shoot me Four She screams Then a knock at the door The gun’s in my hand He opens the door I can’t beleive it’s a man! (view post) |
02/26/2009 | |
Who Needs Free BP? Flamebate Peen Contest, 4 BP Up for Grabs!7 o’clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wake me I’m stretching and yawning in a bed that don’t belong to me Then a voice yells “good morning darling” from the bathroom Then she comes out and kisses me and to my surprise she isn’t you Now I’ve got this dumb look on my face like “what have I done”? How could I be so stupid to have been laid in to the morning sun Must have lost the track of time, oh what was on my mind? From the club went to her home, didn’t plan to stay that long Here I am quickly trying to put on my clothes Searching for my car keys trying to get on up out the door Then she stretched her hands in front of me Said “you can’t go this way” Looked at her like she was crazy Said “woman move out my way” I Said “I got a wife at home” She said “please don’t go out there” “Lady I’ve got to get home” She said her husband was coming from the stairs “?? quiet, hurry up and get in the closet” She said “don’t you make a sound or some **** is going down I Said “why don’t I just go out the window” “yes, except for one thing, we’re on the 5th floor” Think, ****, think, ****, think… “quick put me in the closet” And now I’m in this darkest closet trying to figure out Just how I’m gonna get my crazy bum out this house And he walks in and yells “I’m home” She says “honey I’m in the room” He walks in there with a smile on his face saying “honey I’ve been missing you” She hops all over him and says “I’ve cooked and ran your bathwater” I’m telling you now this girl is so good she deserves an Oscar The girl’s in the bed he starts snatching her clothes off I’m in the closet like man, what the **** is going on? You’re not going to believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on Next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate But from the way he acted I could tell it was too late He hopped up and said “there’s a mystery going on and I’m going to solve it” And I’m like “God please don’t let this man open his closet” He walks in the bathroom and looks behind the door She says “baby come back to bed” He says “say no more” He pulls back the shower curtain while she’s biting her nails Then he walks back to the room. Right now I’m sweating like hell Checks under the bed (bed) then under the dresser (dresser) He looks at the closet (closet) I pull out my berretta (berretta) He walks up to the closet (closet) He’s close up to the closet (closet) Now he’s at the closet (closet) Now he’s opening the closet (closet, closet, closet)
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02/26/2009 | |
Brainfreeze presents - The Biggest Forumwarz Contest Ever. . . . Ever! 54 BP up for grabs!added. (view post) |
02/26/2009 | |
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02/26/2009 | |
Who Needs Free BP? Flamebate Peen Contest, 4 BP Up for Grabs!Log in to see images! (view post) |
02/26/2009 | |
/\ /\ Welcome Newfabulous persons, I have in-game money for you /\ /\I joined the 25th, this is my first forum post Log in to see images! (view post) |
02/26/2009 |
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