tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/Mister%20PugsForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by Mister Pugs2011-07-14T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/894820The Coffee Table Book of Erotic Skywriting.gawk <p>If only I could buy a bunch of Raffle Tickets.. Then money really could buy happiness <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/37/1b3aabb4-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="" /></p>Mister Pugs2011-07-14T22:27:14Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/894696die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve<p>What’s a sponsor and does anyone want to be mine</p>Mister Pugs2011-07-12T20:46:50Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/894550The Official "I would like some free BP please" thread<p><blockquote><strong>Raffle Ticket Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Pugs is responsible for my avatar</blockquote>
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</p><p>Don’t you just love it? I put a lot of hard work into that so I hope you like it. I couldn’t think of a word that better suited you so I went with awesome because yknow it just totally fits!</p>Mister Pugs2011-07-09T22:28:24Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/894391The Official "I would like some free BP please" thread<p>You seem pretty awesome, stop lying bro. Lying isn’t cool man. You lose the bet so you owe me a high five <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/39/1e76e676-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" /></p>Mister Pugs2011-07-08T21:42:21Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/894327The Official "I would like some free BP please" thread<p>I care! It’s an awesome game for a casual like me that can’t be bothered with anything that requires any thinking at all. Also community here is so loving towards others, it’s like we are all bff’s!
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</p><p>Name anything that’s not awesome. I bet you a high five you can’t.</p>Mister Pugs2011-07-07T19:58:04Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/894269The Official "I would like some free BP please" thread<p>Also lol I just imagined a homeless person on the corner asking for beeps and declining money but then I felt bad because he was homeless but I still laughed a little on the inside</p>Mister Pugs2011-07-06T20:00:59Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/894268The Official "I would like some free BP please" thread<p>Whatever it costs for episode 2 would be nice because then I would stick around here more often and get to spend more time with all the people that I think are awesome that I had almost forgotten about in my absence but deep down inside I know that I can never forget you guys</p>Mister Pugs2011-07-06T19:59:16Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/894267in this thread we post pictures of ourselves<p>Oh picture is bigger than I thought lol its ok though because idk who cares or something right <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/33/14e8ac02-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="" /></p>Mister Pugs2011-07-06T19:23:42Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/894266in this thread we post pictures of ourselves<p>Oh oh I wanna join. Don’t mind the chink eyes
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</p><p>yep</p>Mister Pugs2011-03-01T11:05:52Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/883087tl;dr i think<p><blockquote><strong>Bandaney Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>i don’t know anything about relationships or this thing you people call love, but i’m kinda sad that i won’t be seeing the sexy spanish guy i banged for a few weeks during my backpacking anymore, you know, because he’s in spain and all, so i guess i kinda sorta feel like you do.
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</p><p>come to the usa and we can smother our sorrows in bedsheets</p>Mister Pugs2011-03-01T11:05:16Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/883069tl;dr i think<p>my fiance and i broke up today, and i love her so much and would do anything for her but the whole thing is just not gonna work and now i’m all depressed in a way that i haven’t been since i broke up with my first long term girlfriend and i remember that i didn’t feel better till i had sex with another woman and left her but i have like no game now and i am only of below average attractiveness and have little courage and i am shy to a fault so idk how i will sleep with anyone that is at least as attractive as i am on the female scale or even get another girl to put up with me for an extended period of time but the first one is more important so yeah that’s the problem i guess but i miss her and want to have her but she doesn’t want me so i guess i shouldn’t waste my time because i’m not that smooth of a talker so i’ll settle for being sad but pretending i’m not with my little friend (and by that i mean my penis is probably just below average because i never measured it but it doesn’t look like anything to brag about to me) inside some random girl that won’t remember my name in the morning but i will know hers because i’m that kind of guy and thinking about it i might as well buy a fleshlight because that’s the only thing that i’d have a reasonable chance at but whatever
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</p><p>tl;dr any decent girl in the chicago area want to sleep with a newly single young man with no strings attached (unless you want strings attached but that depends on how the night goes but i’m fine without them because i’m still a dude i think)
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</p><p>oh yeah almost forgot i’m not that great in bed either so if you are interested don’t expect too much please</p>Mister Pugs2011-03-01T01:59:09Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/875872Raffle Tickets<p>I bought 123456 from that pwn shop thing once and sometimes I get one with my junk shipment or whatever things</p>Mister Pugs2010-12-16T19:08:35Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/874653Pugs has a dilemma and needs help from all the posters that are smart in relationship-related areas<p>oh well. i’m gonna try it out, see how this whole marriage thing works out. maybe i’ll like it or something. i mean i already love when she scratches me up when we do dirty things and light biting is fine too, maybe i like the whole being abused thing or something just hope she doesnt beat me because that would hurt and i would feel sad</p>Mister Pugs2010-12-09T13:04:11Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/874594FELINES<p><blockquote><strong>viscera Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>get one of those intercooler thingies, works for computers and pugs are at least as awesome as those</p>Mister Pugs2010-12-08T20:18:18Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/874558FELINES<p><blockquote><strong>Bandaney Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>i’d be willing to be your dog if the spot wasn’t taken by such a cute one</p>Mister Pugs2010-12-08T15:13:45Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/874542FELINES<p>and you can sleep with me if we go on a date first and I enjoy myself</p>Mister Pugs2010-12-08T12:58:35Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/874541FELINES<p>and I will try to be sexually attractive for you if you want</p>Mister Pugs2010-12-08T12:57:50Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/874540FELINES<p>adopt me, I’ll love you more than any cat could and I won’t steal your chair or rip your stuff up and if I throw up I’ll get all of it in the toilet I swear unless I am too drunk to find it</p>Mister Pugs2010-12-08T12:57:19Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/874539FELINES<p>get a pug</p>Mister Pugs2010-12-08T12:56:33Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/874538Pugs has a dilemma and needs help from all the posters that are smart in relationship-related areas<p>Yeah 1200 extra bucks a month and getting to live off base sucks…</p>Mister Pugs2010-12-08T12:54:33Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/874447What do you suppose triggers this ad on Flamebate?<p>I forgot that websites still have ads haha</p>Mister Pugs2010-12-07T13:23:16Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/874446Pugs has a dilemma and needs help from all the posters that are smart in relationship-related areas<p>Oh yeah something about an update or something.. Girl 2 and I are engaged now</p>Mister Pugs2010-12-07T12:51:01Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/874384Pugs has a dilemma and needs help from all the posters that are smart in relationship-related areas<p>I try to avoid officers.. Half of them get mad because they don’t want to return your salute and the other half get mad because you don’t salute them fast enough. One was running to his car while it was snowing and he saw me walking up and I could see the terror in his eyes and I sped up a bit till I was in saluting distance and saluted him and he had to stop and salute back and it was cold and windy and snowy and I felt bad but then it was kinda empowering stopping him and stuff but I still felt bad because he didn’t have gloves on</p>Mister Pugs2010-12-06T23:10:41Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/874372Pugs has a dilemma and needs help from all the posters that are smart in relationship-related areas<p>Nah things are going great with girl 2 but we only get to go out 3 nights a week (even though we see each other every day)
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</p><p>So yeah 4 days a week I have my puppet handy. Her name is Palmela Handerson, I glued some yellowish fabric on it for hair so yeah its really tempting to bring with me those 3 days I get with a real female. That would be a threesome right yeah it would don’t even try to tell me otherwise please <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/97/21e88486-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" /></p>Mister Pugs2010-12-06T20:36:25Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/874323o(^ . ^)o<p>bones are cool</p>Mister Pugs2010-12-06T12:28:47Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/874322Pugs has a dilemma and needs help from all the posters that are smart in relationship-related areas<p>Not really, been too busy with training and drinking to remember what is going on</p>Mister Pugs2010-12-06T12:27:10Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/874030serious request<p>haha it does look like the dog is doing that</p>Mister Pugs2010-12-04T06:07:39Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/874028In b4 World War 3<p>Yay I get to be on a ship and sit out there waiting for torpedoes and missiles to hit me but its cool because idk I get paid or something
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</p><p>Wait there are 2 Koreas?</p>Mister Pugs2010-12-04T06:00:57Z