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Cheap lipsticks: 200 flezz buyout+50 Sexiness
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Updated to remove sold items (view post) |
01/27/2009 | |
Cheap Drugs: 5-HTPs @ 5500 buyouthttp://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/24910 http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/24911 http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/24912 http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/24913 http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/24914 (view post) |
01/25/2009 | |
Discount EarbleedersOne pair up for sale
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/24986 (view post) |
01/24/2009 | |
Discount EarbleedersOne pair, only a few hours left
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/24495
Edit: Item sold! (view post) |
01/24/2009 | |
Nominate Forumwarz for a Crunchie! (free E-Peen!)Done. (view post) |
11/25/2008 | |
CLOSED: FAILS HELPS POOR KIDS: CONTEST 1 (for 7 BPs)“I has a sweet potato” http://littera-abactor.livejournal.com/7748.html (view post) |
09/16/2008 | |
Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)Yeah, that works in person when you can force somebody to listen to you, but not so much in text when somebody is likely so say, “meh .. tl;dr.” So thx for the input! (view post) |
08/23/2008 | |
Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)Okay, so I heard this one on the way to a cross-country meet in probably 10th grade. So not only is it a dumb joke, it’s an old joke that I can probably only half remember and am just pretty much making the rest of it up. Anyway:
There’s this town where every year a traveling comedian comes by and puts on a show. And every year it’s pretty much the same show, where for the final act, he picks on the town fool and makes him cry.
So the first time this happened, it went like this: The comedian asked the audience if anyone wanted to volunteer. And the town fool (of course) volunteered. So the comedian asks him, “are you a horse’s head?” And the fool answers, “no.” He asks, “are you a horse’s hoof?” And he says no again. He seems kind of confused. So the comedian says, “well then, you must be a horse’s bum! AHAHAHAHAHA!” And the crowd loves it and goes wild, and this makes the town fool cry.
But the town fool is determined not to be made a fool of again, so he preps himself for the next year and tries to figure out the comedian’s clever trap. So the next year, again he volunteers for the final act, and the comedian asks, “are you a horse’s mouth?” And he thinks and says, “um … no.” He asks, “are you a horse’s tail?” And he thinks some more and says, “well, no.” And right away the comedian says, “well then, you must be a horse’s bum! AHAHAHAHAHA!” The crowd goes even more wild than they did the year before, and the fool cries even more.
So this time, he really wants to get that comedian. He wants to shame him and make him feel like ****. So he goes for a whole year to the School of Snappy Comebacks and practices hundreds of them. He mumbles them in his sleep, he tries them out on strangers, and his teachers are pretty impressed.
So the next year, before the comedian can even get out the whole sentence, “do we have a volunte-”, the fool shoots his hand up so that he can be sure to get up there and show that comedian what he can do. He bounces on his toes like he’s Rocky and waiting for a hit. So the comedian starts in, “Are you a horse’s ear?” and he confidently says, “no!” He asks, “well, are you a horse’s neck?” and he says, “no!” And then the comedian says, “well then, you must be a horse’s bum! AHAH-” and the town fool interrupts with, “wait!” and everybody is silent. And as the hundreds of snappy comebacks rush over him and he struggles to find the right one, he blurts out, “**** YOU, CLOWN! ****. YOU.”
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08/22/2008 | |
BAN <Insert Name Here>meeeeeeeeee Posted: |
07/31/2008 | |
Is it better to serve in heaven or to rule in hell?I think ruling in Hell sounds like an administrative nightmare. Having power is kind of a pain in the bum. (view post) |
07/25/2008 | |
Plagiaristic IntentionsI think this week’s obvious voting fraud is pretty lame. People don’t have a chance when all the entries but one suddenly move down in score. It makes no sense that there are only a few entries with positive values. (view post) |
07/19/2008 | |
A Bus Club announcement.Interesting roleplay tactic, that’s for sure.
(referring to TSB’s roleplaying, not Pants’Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/15/2008 | |
Plagiaristic IntentionsI don’t think the plagiarist forum sounds like much fun, but eh, what do I know. I think some of the simple but actually funny ideas get downvoted too fast. For instance: “Secondhand Smokers.” That just strikes me as funny. No need to go over the top and have it be alien baby secondhand smokers or something — just something nice and simple appeals to me. The Internet Confessions one would work pretty well, too. It’s a simple idea but you can get creative/funny with elaborate things to confess. (view post) |
07/15/2008 | |
Naughty AmishNo idea. Seems kind of one-note and boring. It sure has gone up a lot in only a day. Great. (view post) |
06/17/2008 | |
Forumbuildr VotingUnless you have some way of controlling what people report as spam ideas, every idea will be reported as spam. People have different ideas about what constitutes a crap submission and then some will try to get their competition removed. Either way, it’s a bunch of unnecessary work for whoever would receive these reports when there’s already a mechanism in place for getting rid of spam: the downvote bumon. And if you really don’t like one submission, bring it up on the forum and I’m sure you can get a bunch of fast downvotes. (view post) |
06/16/2008 | |
Forumbuildr VotingI don’t see any point in asking for an admin to micromanage forumbuildr when it’s clearly been created to be self-managing. Every single entry would get reported as junk at some point, so then you want an admin rather than community vote to decide what stays and what goes?
ETA: Also, just think about how many entries there are per week when you take into account threads, enemies, etc. That’s a full-time job and I’m sure no one has any interest in taking it on. (view post) |
06/16/2008 |
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