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SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDEDSG94 Posted: |
05/03/2008 | |
Men of Forumwarz, let me level with youOdalisque Posted:
Attention don’t pay the bills, sweetheart. Daddy needs a new pair of shoes. And the sort of camwhores you seem to be looking for are the emo fabulous persons who do the whole shaved naked chest thing. Hey, if you want to fap to a pic of a guy that wants to wear YOUR jeans and not get into them, be my guest. Oh, and I suppose there are the male camwhores that are posing for other males. Try Golden Showers Klan for that.
Remember, you get what you pay for. I’m offering MY pics, not something I swiped from some fabulous person site. I’m offering quality, value, and quantity (in terms of board/feet*).
*method of measuring the volume of wood
PS: Here’s a free sample
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05/03/2008 | |
Men of Forumwarz, let me level with youmary misanthrope Posted:
Do you call the bus driver a coward for not giving you a free ride?
I already negotiated on the fare, allowing you to to trade pics instead of BP. I take it that this further demand is a refusal to meet my terms? (view post) |
05/03/2008 | |
Men of Forumwarz, let me level with youIt’s not the length of the ship, but the displacement, as we say in the Navy. Log in to see images!
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DVD cover of Kenneth Anger’s Fireworks (view post) |
05/03/2008 | |
noob questionmartialis Posted:
Yes.
The peen is awarded for different forums in a row. No repeats. A good way to keep track is to look at your forum history. It’s a tab under your forum bookmarks. HTH (view post) |
05/03/2008 | |
Real Forums to PWNVeer Posted:
It was probably set up and run by the FBI, and half the posters are agents or paid informants. They’re probably tracking anyone who’s ever visited the site without going thru a proxy. Er, that would include me.
BRB, someone knocking at the door . . . . (view post) |
05/03/2008 | |
Men of Forumwarz, let me level with youKerridwen_Kali Posted:
I forgive you. We’re only human, with our human foibles and weaknesses. I bumure you, I am no saint (although I did look into becoming a Catholic Priest at one point).
However, while I have “put it out there”, neither you, mary, nor sg have. I think, to be fair, all three of you need to post either full frontal nudity (with a shoe or “marcos el malo” written on body part) or extreme woman's genitalsl close ups, i.e., wide open beavers (again with shoe or my name written on a fold of skin. In exchange for THREE such pics, I will post ONE of mine. You might think 3:1 is unfair, but once you see my pic, you will each be more than satisfied. (view post) |
05/03/2008 | |
Real Forums to PWNSG94 Posted:
OK, I tend to like younger chicks, but, ZOMFG, that site. I’m dumbfounded. (view post) |
05/03/2008 | |
TEAM SHORTBUS OUT TO GET ME (DOLPHIN DISCRIMINATION)At least it’s not a picture of TSB jumping the shark, WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE. (view post) |
05/03/2008 | |
TEAM SHORTBUS OUT TO GET ME (DOLPHIN DISCRIMINATION)Manphin Posted: It’s official. I hate you now. I’m going to go to the store and buy every can of dolphin UNfree tuna and then eat it all. (view post) |
05/03/2008 | |
Men of Forumwarz, let me level with youLet me see if I got this right. You won’t spend a few measly BP, but you’ll enter into a Green Card marriage in exchange for cawk? Is there something wrong with your moneymaker? (view post) |
05/03/2008 | |
SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDEDchito Posted:
Following up on this, I would conjecture that they are working on an amputee porn widget for Facebook. Otherwise, why exclude Tom?
Also, further proof for your theory: Evil Trout’s transvestite name is “Peg”. (view post) |
05/03/2008 | |
Ruin the above poster's wish!!Mewmew Posted:
You get with me, girl, and it feels like you have a tighter woman's genitals. Just as good as, if you know what I mean. However, you end up crippled and spend the rest of your life confined to a wheel chair.
I wish I didn’t have diarrhea. (view post) |
05/03/2008 | |
Men of Forumwarz, let me level with youIf I Had My Way Id Have All Of You Shot Posted:
I LOLed out loud. Really. Out loud. (view post) |
05/03/2008 | |
Real Forums to PWNMySpace Tom Posted:
I wonder if blogs with comments enabled count? http://www.tsa.gov/blog/ (view post) |
05/03/2008 | |
Items and consumables ideawas Posted:
Thorazine? Thorazine, AKA Chlorpromazine, is an old school anti-psychotic with famous side effects, most notably the Thorazine Shuffle. (view post) |
05/03/2008 | |
I am feeling less an emo by the hour.Natalie Posted: |
05/03/2008 | |
Real Forums to PWNLet me put it this way. The internet is like your front yard, and forums are like the dog **** that covers every square inch on your lawn. There is no way you can avoid stepping into a pile of dog ****. (view post) |
05/03/2008 | |
Real Forums to PWNSapper Posted:
No. (view post) |
05/03/2008 | |
I am feeling less an emo by the hour.chito, maybe it’s time to reroll, if you know what I mean. Log in to see images! (view post) |
05/03/2008 |