tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/M3m0ryH0gForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by M3m0ryH0g2010-04-01T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/804183Official April First Thread<p>By the way, the avatar you all can’t identify (bitchassho’s) is an ultra-rare monster, the Knott Slanding.
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</p><p>Anyway, yeah, this is p. awesome imo. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/65/15c5869a-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" width="25" height="25" alt="" /></p>M3m0ryH0g2010-04-01T03:02:29Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/802537The one, the only, the Zunecast<p>21-hour bump! If you’re incredibly rich, don’t have a zunecast, and want only the best equipment, you won’t want to miss this!</p>M3m0ryH0g2010-03-28T19:28:37Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/801794.moar files? (Dumb noob question)<p>There’s a .moar tab in the Items tab on the Character page. This lets you see all the file fragments you have, but the upshot of it is that you’ll have to manually extract a file to equip it – files aren’t automatically compiled into usable equipment or anything.</p>M3m0ryH0g2010-03-27T15:25:01Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/801312The one, the only, the Zunecast<p><a href="http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/432103-habanero_buttcrack_zunecast_-foolproof_sleep_aide-noiz" target="_blank">Habanero_Buttcrack_Zunecast_(Foolproof_Sleep_Aide!).noiz</a>
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</p><p> * Defense +46
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</p><p>Best known audio file in existence! (Or, at least, if there’s a better one that’s been discovered, I have no idea what it is.) The last one I saw on Kyoubai sold for something on the order of 200 mil, IIRC, so I set a reserve of 100mil.
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</p><p><img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/95/d9ef8156-9a98-11de-adf0-001ec94d5d3f.gif" width="37" height="25" alt="" />: Best (currently-discovered) audio file in the game, 100mil reserve, 72 hours</p>M3m0ryH0g2010-03-26T17:22:23Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/787272Now that Ep3 is done, can we fix itembuildr?<p>Seriously, we’ve got yet another +6 offense / +6 defense piercing already.</p>M3m0ryH0g2010-03-03T18:44:00Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/786872Ep3 .moar files<p>Oh, right, sorry. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/71/183b4284-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" width="11" height="11" alt="" /><span class="color_green"><strong>75 K</strong></span>.</p>M3m0ryH0g2010-03-02T18:10:33Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/786790Ep3 .moar files<strong>Sodomy: A Legal Where-To Guide.sprd</strong>
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<br />Five parts, drops in <span class="spoiler">FBO HQ</span>.
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<br />And here I was all excited to complete it <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/30/fc4c73ee-2af9-11de-9c23-001ec94d5d3f.png" width="18" height="18" alt="" /> Think anyone would buy this if I put it on Kyoubai?<br />M3m0ryH0g2010-03-02T13:39:16Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/780524Official Forumwarz Orange(TM) Discussion<p>Has anyone actually bought it yet? <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/20/320f6454-7e11-11de-9556-001ec94d5d3f.gif" width="60" height="25" alt="" />, but not $36.</p>M3m0ryH0g2010-02-17T23:37:51Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/777547Join the communist mafia<p>Try saying “Russian Mafia, high quality software!” in your worst Russian accent. You will not stop giggling.</p>M3m0ryH0g2010-02-12T13:45:04Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/777141[HUGE SPOILER WARNING] ITT: Post your final according to your alignment (building a wiki article)<p>I got the impression that when Shallow said he toyed with the idea of killing people to preserve his immortality, he was referring to PS88, his personality that would go through with it. But now I think I remember Shallow specifying he never actually killed anyone, so…
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</p><p>(unless RWOX was another of its personalities, but that seems unlikely)</p>M3m0ryH0g2010-02-11T15:21:34Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/776030Is there a formula behind equipment stats and pricing?So, I was going to post this in response to a post in the Slappy Scrunt thread, but I realized it might deserve its own topic.
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<br /><blockquote>I honestly thought it was just kind of a given that pricing and item stat budgeting were more or less arbtrary. I mean, take a look at the troll store – would <em>anyone</em> here ever buy a <span class="spoiler">Segway with sidecar</span> over an <span class="spoiler"> MC Banhammer Memorial Love Doll</span>? Yeah, it’s a little douchebaggery and defense better, but you lose a huge chunk of offense. And somewhere in the emo kid store there’s a piece of equipment that’s a straight-up downgrade from another, but costs <em>more</em>. Hacker equipment seems to be a little better about this, with items dedicated to a single stat giving more of it then “all-around” items at the same price level, but not to the extent where I found most equipment to be useful. I went straight from <span class="spoiler">Holy Water Cooling Systems and Alan Turing’s Brains</span> to <span class="spoiler">Transformer Modifications</span>, with no desire for the items in between them in prices, although my good luck in farming a certain .moar file probably pushed me to the most expensive option a little faster than I would have taken it otherwise.
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<br />Really, I think a lot of the items with a single stat on them need to be brought in line with similar-quality items with multiple stats.
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<br />This is just all from my experience, and concentrating more on stats than the humor or appearance of the item. Maybe there are situations where 2 defense is worth a loss of 18 offense, and I’m sure there are hackers who are happy wearing a <span class="spoiler">Three Wolfram Shirt</span> over a <span class="spoiler">Holy Water Cooling System</span> just because of how awesome it is.</blockquote>
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<br />I don’t intend this to be a FIX ITEM STATS FAGGOT ADMINS DO IT DO IT post, I’m just wondering if there’s anything I’m missing, or any upcoming plans I don’t know about. Is there any unseen benefit to the single-stat items?
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<br />(EDIT EDIT: In retrospect, this probably would’ve gone better in Game Discussion than here, seeing as it’s not new to Ep3 or anything. Could someone this there, please?)<br />M3m0ryH0g2010-02-08T19:30:00Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/745775CONTEST: Post here for a chance at 150 BP<p>I’ll join!
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