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hi every1 im new!!!!!!!icwutudidthar Posted:
Dear Katy,
I’m sorry, but at the age of 13, you are far too young to be on the internet, especially unsupervised. Where are your parents, young lady? Please tell me what city and state you live in so I can call the appropriate agencies to investigate your apparently deplorable home situation. I know you may not want to, but trust me, it is for your own good. Once you are settled in a good, Christian foster home, you will realize how lucky you were to escape a life of spiritual and emotional poverty.
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood (view post) |
04/30/2008 | |
childrens poemWhat a sweet poem! I wish we had more people like you on this website, Mr. Paraone. Log in to see images!
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood (view post) |
04/30/2008 | |
Beautiful GuiltDear Mr. Jojo,
You are an extremely troubled young man. You remind me of Hosea:
“Let her remove her harlotry from before her, her adultery from between her breasts, Or I will strip her naked, leaving her as on the day of her birth; I will make her like the desert, reduce her to an arid land, and slay her with thirst.”
But, dear, Hosea was a Jew, and not a very nice one at that. When Jesus came along, he changed everything. Jesus wants us all to love each other with Christian charity, and forgive each other with Christian grace. You need to turn your mind away from focusing on these dark feelings and instead focus on the pure and radiant light of the love of God.
I will be praying for you, my dear boy.
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood (view post) |
04/30/2008 | |
Sunshine SnapLog in to see images!
Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - St. Francis of bumisi (view post) |
04/30/2008 | |
TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAM SHORTBUS TEAThe young men in Team Shortbus — I am still not sure what this name means — are basically good boys. Yes, they can get a little rambunctious at times, but that’s what boys are like. I feel like the housemother at a fraternity, with all their pranks and their good-natured ribbing. They’ve made me feel twenty years younger!
I just wish the rest of you children could emulate Jesus. You all seem so angry with my boys. Follow the example of our Lord and Saviour by doing unto others as you would have them do unto you. And remember, “a gentle word turneth away wrath.”
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood (view post) |
04/30/2008 | |
I wanna drawfabulous personDear Mr. Crayoncakes,
I would so love it if you drew a picture of a kitten and a puppy playing in a field of bluebells with baby Jesus, while Mary and Joseph look on. Just don’t make the bluebells too purplish. I don’t want anyone to think that Jesus is homosexual or that He approves of that lifestyle choice.
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood (view post) |
04/29/2008 | |
birdofprey inauguration threadDear Mr. Bird of Prey,
I knew JFK, and you, sir, are no JFK.
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood (view post) |
04/29/2008 | |
My mom just made me do my homework and i suffered a concusion in effectRoemilca Posted:
Well, dear, I’m not surprised that you injured yourself while attempting to read. From your poor spelling and grammar, I perceive that you are just barely literate. You must be a black person from a poor neighborhood. Whatever you do, don’t join a gang.
I suggest that instead you sit down with each of your teachers and ask them to help you learn proper study habits. I understand that you probably have difficulty studying, what with your mother prostituting herself in the next room, and all her little bastard babies that you have to take care of, God bless them. But no matter what your cirgreat timesstances in life, I believe that with God’s help and a can-do attitude, you can pull yourself up by your bootstraps and make a real contribution to society, even if that only means you become a garbage collector or a housemaid. Remember that all are welcome at Jesus’s table.
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood (view post) |
04/29/2008 | |
Cyber buddies neededStopbeingyou Posted:
Oh, I would like a cyber buddy! What is a cyber? I’m afraid I don’t care for soda and munchies; I prefer a nice hot cup of tea and a little shortbread cookie.
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood (view post) |
04/29/2008 | |
AbortionMarcos El Malo Posted:
Dear Mr. El Malo,
Can science do that these days? I knew they were performing horrible experiments on dead babies in the name of “medicine,” and that they were doing that cloning thing in an attempt to usurp God’s authority, but I had no idea that they’d invented time-traveling abortion doctors.
I shall have to inform my bishop about this.
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood (view post) |
04/29/2008 | |
Do yyou think We go To heaven when w we die?If you have been baptised and you have made a good confession before your death, you will go to Heaven. Protestants must spend some time in Purgatory before they are accepted into Jesus’s presence. Jews … well, I just don’t know about them. After all, they did kill our Lord. I’m sure that Jesus forgave them, but I’m not sure God did.
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood (view post) |
04/29/2008 | |
Have a wonderful day!Gerald Franklin Culbertson Sr Posted:
Dear Mr. Culbertson,
My goodness, it’s such a delight to see another oldster like me here. I must admit, many of these young people’s posts disturb me, but most of these children were likely products of broken families and had no good role models to emulate.
I love dogs too. Tomorrow’s Sunshine Snap will feature a puppy, just for you!
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood (view post) |
04/29/2008 | |
Have a wonderful day!Log in to see images!
Smile! God loves you. (view post) |
04/29/2008 | |
post ur favorite christmas ^o^PENGUCHAN Posted:
You seem like a very sweet boy, Penguchan. I didn’t even know they had Christmas in Japan. My grandfather went to Asia as a missionary in the ‘20s, but they beat him and put him on a boat straight back home. I’m glad to see the Japs have finally come to accept Jesus Christ as their personal lord and savior. I know it’s made all the difference in my world.
My favorite Christmas would have to be the one my daughter Janie decided not to have an abortion. I couldn’t believe her doctor tried to get her to kill her own little baby. His excuse was that Janie was diabetic and the pregnancy might kill her or the baby or both. But my husband and Father Froehlich and I sat down with her one night a week before the birth of our Lord and prayed together for sixteen hours straight through. By the end, Janie was crying, but she had seen the light.
Four months later, just in time for Easter, little Bethany Marie was born. She was three months premature and had cerebral palsy, so we all agreed to put her in an institution. But knowing that God’s will was fulfilled was such a positive affirmation for our whole family.
The spirit of Christmas is a blessing that lasts all year long for the Sherwood family!
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood (view post) |
04/29/2008 | |
Team Shortbus Recruitment ThreadHello. I don’t know if I’m in the right place, but my home screen tells me that I’ve been invited to join this “klan.” Is this like the KKK? Because I’m opposed to violence, as was our Lord. I think those boys have a right to their opinion, but Jesus never lynched anybody as far as I know, and he certainly never burned a cross on his neighbor’s front lawn.
What does this “klan” of yours do? Is it like the Junior League? I used to be an active member of the Junior League, but that was years and years ago. I help out from time to time at the consignment shop, but that’s just about as much activity as I can manage these days.
As long as I don’t have to burn crosses or organize luncheons, I’d be delighted to join your little group here. I’m sure you’re all very nice people.
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood (view post) |
04/28/2008 | |
i need some advice/on the topic of sewing/please help me out guysGothic Lolita Posted:
How big is the rip? If it’s just over two or so threads, then you can probably darn it. But if it’s a large hole, I’m afraid you’re going to have to rip back and re-crochet the stocking. Find the seam at the toe, make a small snip with some cuticle scissors, and pick out the thread until you can start to unravel the stocking. (I bumume you’ve got yarn or thread to match the original.) Once you’ve unraveled to just past the hole, join using the new yarn and crochet back down to the toe again.
I have to say, though, I really think you should consider throwing the stockings out. Fishnet stockings are rather whorish, in my opinion.
As for the hole in your heart … well, dear, have you considered letting Jesus fill up that hole?
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood (view post) |
04/28/2008 | |
Oh great!MC Banhammer Posted:
I love I Can Has Cheeseburger! My daughter Patty has even had two of her kitties featured there. My favorite part of the afternoon is when I get to sit down and send the day’s funniest pictures to all my friends and relatives.
And as for your language, young man, I don’t appreciate use of obscenities. You’ll find people will treat you with much more respect if you refrain from swearing. No one likes a potty-mouth.
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood (view post) |
04/28/2008 | |
My Writing ClbumJezebel Posted:
Dear Miss Jezebel,
Your “writing bumignment” made me sick to my stomach! If that’s what they’re teaching in school these days, it’s no wonder so many people are homeschooling their children. Instead of inflicting pain on yourself, which does no one any good, why don’t you go to your local church and make the Stations of the Cross. Even if you’re not Catholic, reflecting upon the sufferings of Jesus will put your problems in perspective.
I pray that God’s light will shine down upon you.
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood (view post) |
04/28/2008 | |
T or A?Sxxy_Saide_69 Posted:
My dear young lady, no one will ever treat you with respect if you don’t respect yourself. The way you present yourself can make all the difference in the world. For one thing, you could put on some decent clothes. That corset you’re wearing … well, even in my mother’s day, only loose women wore things like that.
And your grammar and spelling are atrocious, dear. I’m sure your community college could help you improve your language skills. Quite frankly, I can barely understand what you’ve written, and what I did understand I found deplorable — talking about boobies and bottoms in front of complete strangers.
No matter how unpleasant your upbringing may have been, I believe that it’s never too late to improve yourself and your situation in life. I am certain that if you sit down and have a talk with your pastor, he’ll be able to guide you onto a more fruitful path, one that is pleasing in the eyes of God.
With all Christian love,
Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood (view post) |
04/28/2008 | |
Inferior RacesBirdofPrey Posted:
While I agree with you in principle, dear — every man and woman should be proud of their heritage — I do feel that it’s important to remind you that we are all equal in the eyes of God. And even though you may have been born black, you can still make a fine contribution to society. Just look at that Bill Cosby. I think he’s so funny. And though I don’t know any Mexicans, I’m sure they’re fine people, for the most part.
Jesus died for the sins of all of us. (view post) |
04/28/2008 |
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