tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/John%20McCainForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by John McCain2008-11-05T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/320937CLOSED: Election Results 2008<p>I’m rich! I’m fucking rich and it’s all because of that black man!
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</p><p>Thank you Obama! Thank you and your chocolate black sexy skin.
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</p>John McCain2008-11-05T12:29:38Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/318842Presidential Election 2008<p>It’s true: Obama is black. There’s nothing wrong with being black. I don’t hate black people, I just love being white ever so much!
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</p><p>Did you know white is the color of angels? White is the color of a beautiful snowfall on Christmas day. My beautiful wife’s veil was white on our wedding day, and our sheets were white that evening (until I took her sweet virginity away from her.)
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</p><p>Also white is the color of the delicious and sweet sugar I put in my coffee every morning. I then add milk to make it less black, because black is bitter and unpalatable.
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</p><p>White also rhymes with right. And might. And bright.
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</p><p>But enough about my superior pigmentation, here are my promises:
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</p><p><strong>If I win:</strong>
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</p><p>– Every active account will receive a special new item.
</p><p>– Since I am a capitalist, I will tax the poorest active accounts by 25% and spread it amongst the wealthy active accounts.
</p><p>– I will randomly scatter 100BP over the accounts of those who voted for me.
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</p><p><strong>If I also win the US Election:</strong>
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</p><p>– Evil Trout will record a karaoke version of the song of your choosing and will post it on Flamebate to mock endlessly.
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</p><p><strong>If I also receive more friend requests than Obama:</strong>
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</p><p>– Custom titles changes will be free for a special pre-announced 30 minute timeframe.
</p>John McCain2008-11-04T09:21:57Z