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Offend me!How about a lecture? I mean your probably 21 years old and your still on this website? Do you even have any real friends? And not the other bumholes on here. When was the last time you spoke to a girl in “real” life. Do you have any actual social life? When was the last time you even bathed? Too ****ing long I’d bet. And then thinking life can’t get any ****ing better you decide to post a thread were your actually encouraged people to insult you so you can cut off your wrists and use it as lube to jack off to and meanwhile I’m pouncing on you like a tiger on a fine upstanding member of society you dirty woman's genitals flap.
I think I should lie down….. (view post) |
05/07/2010 | |
THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNLol this isn’t very good. but anyways, here’s my omelge conversation. *Sorry if thhis is completly off topic I just read the first few pages and then scrolled down and posted* You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im 11 yr old plz help Stranger: pppplz help im 11 Stranger: help me please You: Okay You: Just get inside my van You: And I’ll help you Stranger: wil there be mammary glands inside the van?
You: Err….yes….yet lots of mammary glands and….errr….free choclate….. Stranger: wooooohoooo Stranger: to the van You: Yes, but before you go in the “magic van” have to ask you a few questions Stranger: ok You: Are you pregant? Stranger: nope You: Are you prone to call the police very quickly? Stranger: no Stranger: i dun even know their number You: Very good, and finally have you had any past sexual relationships with anyone before? Stranger: no…... Stranger: im 11 You: Your never too young to start kido Stranger: so can we go to the boob van?
You: No, I just need one last question You: How wide is your bumcrack? In metric system please Stranger: let me check You: ..... Stranger: 16cm You: Great that should be perfect for some deep penertration You: Now TO THE BOOB VAN! Stranger: yay You: Just get naked and I’ll let you go in Stranger: ehhh ok You: Completely naked, not even your underpants Stranger: oooook Stranger: ok im ready….... You: You better be ready You: Now just bend over and close your eyes…. Stranger: ok Stranger: *bends and closes eyes*
You: *slowly inserts warm and phallic like object deep inside the childs rectum* Stranger: ehhh Stranger: *15 months later* Stranger: well come on Stranger: dude u hav diapar to change Stranger: cmon hurry up Stranger: god ur slow Stranger: the end Your conversational partner has disconnected. (view post) |
05/03/2010 |