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How about a lecture? I mean your probably 21 years old and your still on this website? Do you even have any real friends? And not the other bumholes on here. When was the last time you spoke to a girl in “real” life. Do you have any actual social life? When was the last time you even bathed? Too ****ing long I’d bet. And then thinking life can’t get any ****ing better you decide to post a thread were your actually encouraged people to insult you so you can cut off your wrists and use it as lube to jack off to and meanwhile I’m pouncing on you like a tiger on a fine upstanding member of society you dirty woman's genitals flap.
I think I should lie down…..(view post)
Lol this isn’t very good. but anyways, here’s my omelge conversation. *Sorry if thhis is completly off topic I just read the first few pages and then scrolled down and posted*
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im 11 yr old plz help
Stranger: pppplz help im 11
Stranger: help me please
You: Just get inside my van
You: And I’ll help you
Stranger: wil there be mammary glands inside the van?
You: Err….yes….yet lots of mammary glands and….errr….free choclate…..
Stranger: to the van
You: Yes, but before you go in the “magic van” have to ask you a few questions
You: Are you pregant?
You: Are you prone to call the police very quickly?
Stranger: i dun even know their number
You: Very good, and finally have you had any past sexual relationships with anyone before?
Stranger: im 11
You: Your never too young to start kido
Stranger: so can we go to the boob van?
You: No, I just need one last question
You: How wide is your bumcrack? In metric system please
Stranger: let me check
You: Great that should be perfect for some deep penertration
You: Now TO THE BOOB VAN!
You: Just get naked and I’ll let you go in
Stranger: ehhh ok
You: Completely naked, not even your underpants
Stranger: ok im ready…....
You: You better be ready
You: Now just bend over and close your eyes….
Stranger: *bends and closes eyes*
You: *slowly inserts warm and phallic like object deep inside the childs rectum*
Stranger: *15 months later*
Stranger: well come on
Stranger: dude u hav diapar to change
Stranger: cmon hurry up
Stranger: god ur slow
Stranger: the end
Your conversational partner has disconnected.(view post)