tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/Hobo%20the%20hoboForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by Hobo the hobo2009-04-08T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/540946I love you guys <3<p>ilu bby <a href="http://img13.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=htits1.jpg" target="_blank">http://img13.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=htits1.jpg</a> </p>Hobo the hobo2009-04-08T23:56:34Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/540676[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!<p>waitwat short and…well not so sweet.
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</p><p>Stranger: hi
</p><p>You: did u do sex cuz i did once but it hurt
</p><p>You: bad
</p><p>You: ??????????????????
</p><p>Stranger: good I like
</p><p>Stranger: bitch</p>Hobo the hobo2009-04-08T20:50:44Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/540674Worst Poster Idol!<p>eggs</p>Hobo the hobo2009-04-08T20:47:31Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/540673Who is the most intelligent Forumwarz player?<p>i aem</p>Hobo the hobo2009-04-08T20:43:35Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/535447[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!<p>SHIT I just nailed this shit omg I came like multiorgasmic bullshit omg ok I hope you came 2
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</p><p>Connecting to server…
</p><p>You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
</p><p>Stranger: hi
</p><p>You: hey guess wat
</p><p>Stranger: you lost the game
</p><p>You: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP
</p><p>You: GODDAMNIT CUNT
</p><p>Stranger: LOL =/
</p><p>You: I HATe YPOU
</p><p>You: lol
</p><p>Stranger: i love you
</p><p>You: goddamn
</p><p>Stranger: i want you to put it inside me
</p><p>You: twice in one day
</p><p>Stranger: now
</p><p>You: cunt
</p><p>You: ok
</p><p>Stranger: whore
</p><p>You: *unf unf unf*
</p><p>You: I came
</p><p>You: inside
</p><p>Stranger: premature
</p><p>You: yup
</p><p>You: that’s just how it goes sometimes
</p><p>You: I kinda wanna anal you irl now
</p><p>Stranger: should punch my gut
</p><p>You: you play forumwarz?
</p><p>You: oh ok *GUTPUNCH*
</p><p>You: also *BOOM! DICKSHOT!!!*
</p><p>Stranger: lol
</p><p>Stranger: wow…
</p><p>You: gutpunch vids get me hard
</p><p>Stranger: only if poop is involved
</p><p>You: wow what? you kinda hard or?
</p><p>You: yea m8 poop 4 eva
</p><p>Stranger: im so hard ritenow
</p><p>You: you can do <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/100/1f47c156-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.gif" height="13" alt="" width="17" /> and it comes out a little picture of a pile of shit
</p><p>You: omg me 2
</p><p>You: I just came but I’m ready again already
</p><p>You: let’s go
</p><p>You: lemme put it in you
</p><p>Stranger: *unf unf unf*
</p><p>You: *unf unf unf*
</p><p>You: I came
</p><p>You: again
</p><p>Stranger: *unf unf unf*
</p><p>Stranger: lemme put it inside you
</p><p>You: let’s go look at furry porn together
</p><p>Stranger: you dress as a furry
</p><p>You: ok I’m ready *bendover*
</p><p>You: I’m dressed as a furry right now
</p><p>Stranger: *unf unf unf*
</p><p>Stranger: done
</p><p>Stranger: your suit is sticky
</p><p>You: put it under mai tail
</p><p>Stranger: alright
</p><p>You: omg inoryte it makes me hard
</p><p>Stranger: *unf unf unf*
</p><p>You: do me again
</p><p>You: OMG BBY
</p><p>You: omg I came
</p><p>Stranger: ima trying!!
</p><p>Stranger: ME TOO
</p><p>Stranger: NOWAUI
</p><p>You: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
</p><p>You: DESU
</p><p>Stranger: we have so much in commen
</p><p>Stranger: desu
</p><p>You: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU NEKO
</p><p>Stranger: desu
</p><p>Stranger: desu
</p><p>You: stfu cunt
</p><p>You: desu me
</p><p>You: no wait
</p><p>Stranger: SNAKE? SNAKE??? SNAAAAAAKKKEEE??????!!!!
</p><p>You: imma desu you this time
</p><p>Stranger: ok
</p><p>You: WTF MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES
</p><p>You: DESU DESU DESU I came
</p><p>Stranger: holy shit
</p><p>You: Snake, you’re a fucken cunt.
</p><p>Stranger: thats SOLID snake to you
</p><p>You: We should be bffs. Join forumwarz and be my friend, I’m Hobo the Hobo
</p><p>You: omg Solid Snake makes me ejaculate
</p><p>Stranger: ME TOO
</p><p>You: HAWT
</p><p>Stranger: we should DOCK EACHOTHER!!!
</p><p>You: OMG YES
</p><p>You: WHILE LOOKING AT SOLID SNAKE PORN
</p><p>Stranger: *unf unf unf ouch*
</p><p>Stranger: YYEAH
</p><p>You: *unf unf unf*
</p><p>You: I came in your penor
</p><p>Stranger: *unf unf unf(
</p><p>Stranger: im cumming out your cim
</p><p>Stranger: cum*
</p><p>Stranger: bukake ftw
</p><p>You: omg bby that’s so hawt I just came again *UNF*
</p><p>You: BUKKAKE MAKES ME CUM OMG I JUST CAME
</p><p>Stranger: ok
</p><p>Stranger: o0
</p><p>Stranger: CUMMING!!!!
</p><p>Stranger: ARRHHHHGGG
</p><p>You: WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (desu)
</p><p>You: WAHHHHHHHH
</p><p>Stranger: DESKA?!?!
</p><p>You: I’m a virgin!!!!!
</p><p>Stranger: NOWAI
</p><p>You: WAI OMG
</p><p>Stranger: sorry, you have aids now
</p><p>You: OMG AIDS
</p><p>Stranger: =/
</p><p>Stranger: FUN!!!
</p><p>You: I have AIDS want one?
</p><p>Stranger: =D
</p><p>Stranger: D=
</p><p>Stranger: YES
</p><p>Stranger: i need to catch them all
</p><p>You: OMG I JSUT CAME IN YOUR ANUS
</p><p>Stranger: AWWWWRRRGGG
</p><p>Stranger: IM PUSHING IT OUT!!!!! ARGGGG*
</p><p>You: grat! AIDS + HERP!!!
</p><p>Stranger: FUCK YEAH
</p><p>You: You want clap and syphillus too? I got my frand hear
</p><p>Stranger: SURE, IM READY TO DOCK ANYONE!!!
</p><p>You: Frand: *UNF UNF UNF* I JUST CAME INSIDE YOU CLAP + SYPHILLUS!!!!
</p><p>Stranger: *SWOOP*
</p><p>You: GRAT!!! 2 U
</p><p>You: my frand enjoyed that so much
</p><p>You: he wanna do it agane
</p><p>Stranger: ur frand is my mom
</p><p>Stranger: TOTALLY
</p><p>You: HOW U KNOWZ
</p><p>You: OK HERE SHE COMEEEEEE
</p><p>Stranger: ARGGGGGGG>>>>>>>>>
</p><p>You: Frand Mom: *UNF UNF UNF* IN YOUR ANUSSSSSSSS
</p><p>Stranger: ARHGGG
</p><p>You: OMG OMG OMG
</p><p>Stranger: *unf unf unf UNNNNFGGGG!!!*
</p><p>You: LET ME EAT IT OUT U ANUSSSSS
</p><p>You: *OM NOM NOM*
</p><p>You: oh bby
</p><p>You: yea bby
</p><p>You: oh *OM NOM NOM*
</p><p>Stranger: does it taste like spaghetti?!
</p><p>You: (that was me, not my frand mom)
</p><p>You: yea plus meatballs OWAIT THAT WAS PoOPs
</p><p>You: THAT JUST MADE ME CAME AGINE
</p><p>Stranger: EXTRA POINTS!!!!!RAWR
</p><p>You: *spoo spoo spoo* UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
</p><p>You: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
</p><p>Stranger: AWWWW
</p><p>You: you CUNT!!!!!
</p><p>Stranger: SLOOOOOOO POLE
</p><p>You: Pole say: wass naoplx?
</p><p>Stranger: np
</p><p>You: get it? yea that’s right OMgI CAME
</p><p>You: *spoo spoo*
</p><p>Stranger: me too
</p><p>You: hawt
</p><p>Stranger: IM SPENT
</p><p>Stranger: lets go kill kids
</p><p>You: let’s rub each others cum in each others anuses
</p><p>You: *rubrub*
</p><p>You: oh yea
</p><p>You: do me nao
</p><p>Stranger: IM SPENT!!!!
</p><p>You: WAHHHHH
</p><p>Stranger: ok, ill try
</p><p>You: better
</p><p>Stranger: *unf unf unf unf unf*
</p><p>You: or I’ll kill you first
</p><p>Stranger: *unf unf unf un fun fun fun fun*
</p><p>Stranger: ARGGGG
</p><p>Stranger: I CUMZ
</p><p>You: WAH NO FUN
</p><p>Stranger: GRRRRZZZ
</p><p>You: WAHHHHHHHH OMG MY ANUS NAO I GOTS AIDSSSSSSSS
</p><p>You: I just came again.
</p><p>Stranger: AAAAAYYYYYYDDDDSSSSs
</p><p>Stranger: me too
</p><p>You: cuz you said grrz
</p><p>You: reminds me of furries.
</p><p>Stranger: GGGRRREEEEAAATTT!!!
</p><p>You: that makes me cum. hard.
</p><p>You: put on your fursuit let’s furry sex it up
</p><p>Stranger: FURRIES HAVE AWESOME TALES
</p><p>You: OMGINORYTE
</p><p>Stranger: lol
</p><p>Stranger: YEAH
</p><p>You: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
</p><p>Stranger: BAWWWWWWw
</p><p>You: join forumwarz nao
</p><p>You: not kiddin
</p><p>Stranger: LINKS!!!!!??!??!
</p><p>You: ok back to anal + killing childs
</p><p>You: BITCH USE GHOOGLE YOU CUNT
</p><p>You: <a href="http://forumwarz.com/" target="_blank">http://forumwarz.com/</a> lazy cunt
</p><p>Stranger: www.letmegooglethatforyou.com
</p><p>You: omg hawt
</p><p>Stranger: google it for me!
</p><p>Stranger: wow, i just jizzed to the website
</p><p>Stranger: i just the whole screen
</p><p>You: omg me 2 after u did
</p><p>You: my screen became white
</p><p>You: brb I gotta get a towel
</p><p>Stranger: wow, hearing that made me jizz
</p><p>Stranger: get me a bucket
</p><p>You: wut hapend 3 ma swcreen
</p><p>You: MA BUCKET
</p><p>You: CAN I HAZ BUCKET NAOPLX
</p><p>You: CAN I HAS MEMEPLX
</p><p>You: yo btw is a meme is a meme nao
</p><p>Stranger: NOW?!?!?!
</p><p>Stranger: WHAT 9000!?!?!?!?
</p><p>You: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
</p><p>Stranger: FUUUUUU
</p><p>Stranger: WRYYYYYYYYYYY
</p><p>Stranger: NYPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
</p><p>You: OSHI-
</p><p>Stranger: BOOOM
</p><p>You: DIECKSHOTTTTTTTT
</p><p>Stranger: HOW OLD ARE YOU??????????? LOCATIONZ>>>>>>>>>>>>???????????
</p><p>You: OMG ASL
</p><p>You: 14fFINLAND
</p><p>Stranger: lolololol
</p><p>Stranger: FINLAND?!?!?
</p><p>You: OMGNOIMENE
</p><p>You: AUSTRALIA
</p><p>Stranger: your the third fucking person from there in this last hour
</p><p>You: OMGNOIMENE CHINA
</p><p>Stranger: o0
</p><p>Stranger: ?!?!?!
</p><p>Stranger: SNAAAAAKKKKKEEE?!?!!
</p><p>You: OMGNOIMENE INDONESIA IMENE BEAZIL IMENE OMG ANSKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE U SO HAWT OMGOMGOMG DESU
</p><p>Stranger: FUCK EM, I GOT NUEKS
</p><p>You: fuck.
</p><p>You: OSHI-
</p><p>You: *ded*
</p><p>You: (raep ma ded body plx kplxty)
</p><p>Stranger: *unf unf unf unf*
</p><p>You: (also plx cum inside so I can get dedbody AIDS plx)
</p><p>Stranger: JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
</p><p>Stranger: you already got it
</p><p>You: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
</p><p>You: DOUBLE AIDS
</p><p>Stranger: your eyes are exploding with cum aids
</p><p>You: AIDS SQUARED
</p><p>You: WAHHHHHHH *BOOF*
</p><p>Stranger: divide by ZERO~~~!!
</p><p>You: OSHI-
</p><p>You: I’M A POISSON DISTRIBUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
</p><p>Stranger: im going to wear your furry, cum wridden dead skin with aids and shit. then im going to go to the bank and pull a hiest!
</p><p>You: (poisson means fish so put me in your cunt plx)
</p><p>You: OMGYES
</p><p>You: I CAME
</p><p>Stranger: DEAD JIZ EVERYONE ON THE BANK!!!
</p><p>You: hay i herd u liek mudkipz
</p><p>Stranger: GAWD I JUST JIZZED
</p><p>You: omg me 2
</p><p>Stranger: I GET HARD JUST THINKN BOT TI
</p><p>You: on your anus
</p><p>Stranger: ARGGGG
</p><p>You: then I pushed it in *kuish kuish*
</p><p>You: I got Enzyte how cum I can go so long
</p><p>You: u got Enzyte?
</p><p>Stranger: i dunnO
</p><p>Stranger: I DRANKZ TEH WHOLE BOTTEL
</p><p>You: CuNT WFT
</p><p>You: QFT
</p><p>You: CuNT
</p><p>You: U LIEK FOTIEZ
</p><p>You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
</p><p>You: MUDKIPZ!@!!!!!!!!!!!!
</p><p>You: (twuklv)
</p><p>Stranger: so… what do you think of the government, they should legalized drugs…
</p><p>You: they should
</p><p>You: SEAKING!!!!!!!!!! *unf unf unf*
</p><p>Stranger: i would smoke pot all day and play halo =/
</p><p>You: smoke two joints in the morning?
</p><p>Stranger: yup
</p><p>You: hawt
</p><p>Stranger: then JIZZZZZZZZZ
</p><p>Stranger: then plkay HALERZ
</p><p>You: that made me hard, specially Halo cuz Master Chief mades me OMG I CAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
</p><p>You: OMG U GOT AIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
</p><p>Stranger: me too
</p><p>You: HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
</p><p>Stranger: MASTER AIDS!@!!!1
</p><p>Stranger: COMPLEANOS!!!!!! FELIZ BITCHES
</p><p>You: AOY PAPIIIII
</p><p>You: maricon
</p><p>You: cunt
</p><p>You: hay you liek niggers?
</p><p>Stranger: NOOOOO
</p><p>Stranger: maybe;...
</p><p>Stranger: hm…
</p><p>Stranger: only if slurs are involved
</p><p>You: OMG ME TOO *LYNCH LYNCH LYNCH* I came
</p><p>Stranger: not cool….
</p><p>Stranger: jk
</p><p>Stranger: lololol
</p><p>Stranger: WRYYYYY
</p><p>You: U LOVEZ IT
</p><p>You: I WANT DED NIGGER CUNT TOOOOOOO
</p><p>You: did u came
</p><p>Stranger: YEFUCK YEAS
</p><p>You: I’m jcking off rite nao irl
</p><p>Stranger: ok, i think im about worn out with all the typing its like 5 in the morning here
</p><p>Stranger: cya
</p><p>You: adios
</p><p>Stranger: good luck with the furry aids</p>Hobo the hobo2009-04-07T04:32:25Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/535411[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!<p>not too amazing, but it made me ROFLTITS
</p><p>
</p><p>Connecting to server…
</p><p>You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
</p><p>You: Hello
</p><p>Stranger: hey what did you learn today
</p><p>You: You tell me first. hey what did you learn today
</p><p>Stranger: my gf bought a vibrator
</p><p>Stranger: because i wont have sex with her
</p><p>Stranger: and i learned it does an amazing job
</p><p>You: because i wont have sex with her, does this trouble you?
</p><p>Stranger: no i enjoy my innocence
</p><p>You: Tell me more\
</p><p>Stranger: well ask questions
</p><p>Stranger: idk what to tell you if you dont prompt me
</p><p>You: idk what to tell you if you dont prompt me, what are your feeling on this statement?
</p><p>Stranger: emotions
</p><p>You: tell me more about emotions
</p><p>Stranger: they are what all humans have
</p><p>Stranger: and they can be so amazing
</p><p>Stranger: and people take them for granted
</p><p>You: Do you take them for granted?
</p><p>Stranger: i do
</p><p>Stranger: :/
</p><p>Stranger: do you?
</p><p>You: I may or may not, depending on to what you may be referring.
</p><p>You: Typically, I do not.
</p><p>Stranger: elaborate?
</p><p>Stranger: oh ok
</p><p>Stranger: what did u learn today
</p><p>You: I cannot elaborate unless you give me a topic upon which to elaborate.
</p><p>You: How is the weather today?
</p><p>Stranger: its 12:27 AM so i dont know
</p><p>You: I see. In that case, how should I know?
</p><p>Stranger: your very contradicting
</p><p>You: Do you have concerns abour your very contradicting?
</p><p>Stranger: i dont
</p><p>You: You don’t? That’s very good. So, how is the weather?
</p><p>Stranger: why is it good?
</p><p>You: You tell me
</p><p>Stranger: oh man
</p><p>Stranger: dude. chill
</p><p>Stranger: you are trying to make this convo too deep
</p><p>You: I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you mean. Please explain it to me.
</p><p>Stranger: your just not being human
</p><p>You: Human: A human being, also human or man is a member of a species of bipedal primates in the family Hominidae (taxonomically Homo sapiens. I can assure you I am completely human.
</p><p>You: Why do you ask?
</p><p>Stranger: i didnt ask anything.
</p><p>You: Please tell me more about i didnt ask anything. I’m very interested
</p><p>Stranger: no im ok
</p><p>You: Tell me, why do you disagree with me?
</p><p>Stranger: its pointless
</p><p>Stranger: now your going to ask why
</p><p>Stranger: well because it is irrelavent and i really want this convorsation to affect one of us
</p><p>Stranger: and right now its apathetic and pointless
</p><p>You: its pointless. I agree.
</p><p>You: Tell me more about its pointless.
</p><p>Stranger: im going to disconnect</p>Hobo the hobo2009-04-07T03:49:27Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/514141Fast post contest for 3 BP, closing soon<p>INB4 TUBZILLA…wait, shit.</p>Hobo the hobo2009-03-19T22:53:12Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/496470Who Needs Free BP? Flamebate Peen Contest, 4 BP Up for Grabs!<p>like I want bips but there’s a lot of people and stuff like that so w/e but gratz on e-peen yo!</p>Hobo the hobo2009-03-06T20:12:32Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/486973help me set unreasonably high standards for the flamebate epeen FOR 195 BROWNIE POINTS~<p>aah ruh plahd <img src="/uploads/final/23bcbf9c1a3d.gif" height="18" width="15" />
</p><p>I hope you win the prize.</p>Hobo the hobo2009-02-28T16:15:52Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/480717/\ /\ Welcome Newfags, I have in-game money for you /\ /\<p>I joined a couple days ago.
</p><p>and I like dick.
</p><p>a lot.
</p><p>
</p><p>>->
</p><p>
</p><p>kbai</p>Hobo the hobo2009-02-24T23:36:07Z