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Let's all PWN Alex Chiu's Forum

Alex Chiu is a complete lunatic and also the biggest loser in the world. You may have seen his retarded-ass website alexchiu.com. He is almost as crazy as Dr. Gene Ray, Wisest Human. I am calling for an all-out effort to PWN his Internet forum, and I call upon all Trolls, Camwhores, Emo Kids, and Re-Res to join me in this noble quest. Here is the forum we need to PWN:

Alex Chiu’s forum

Once you visit the forum, you will find that Alex Chiu posts under the username “AlexYCChiu”, and almost everything he writes is ridiculously stupid, plus he talks about embarrassing details of his pathetic personal life as if there is nothing for him to be ashamed of. You have to register before you can post. I am calling on everyone here to PWN his forum until you get banned. This isn’t a fake Forum War. This is the real thing. Let’s do this!

I hate myself

Hey fellow Emos,

I hate myself. I’m sure you all hate yourselves too (and most of you hate me too), but I REALLY REALLY hate myself (and everyone else). Does anyone have any suggestions on any self-destructive behaviors I could engage in now that my presidential campaign has completely failed due to my incompetence? Not only that, but I am such a massive failure at life, they removed me from Team Shortbus, which has lower standards than anyone else (thus the short bus)! I am not even good enough for them! Now what could I do to really ruin not only my own life, but the lives of as many other people as possible? Whoever comes up with the best suggestion, I will follow it. Oh, and I need to join another Klan, one with even lower standards. Please invite me to join your Klan, but only if it is one for losers who suck ass. Also, post pix of your boobs. I am a lesbian. God I hate lesbians! Not that I believe in God… I just lack the courage to publicly admit that I don’t, and instead I end up crying in public… dammit… why am I such a fucking loser? What should I do?!?

– Hillary Clinton

CLOSED: THE SECRET OF MYSPACE TOM REVEALED - A TSB RIDDLE. CURRENT PRIZE FUND – 25BP

Isn’t MySpace Tom banned from this site now for some dumbass reason? Wait till my buddy Rupert Murdoch hears about this… he owns MySpace, and he is going to buy Forumwarz and clean house once he hears about this shit!

HOLY CRAP HOW DID THIS GAME GET SO GAY

I MySpace Tom, he is my new campaign director.

Discordianism

As a Discordian Pope, I excommunicated all other Discordians, and permabanned everyone except myself from being Discordian EVAR Thus I am the only Discordian left in the entire world, yet I choose to praise “B0B” instead cuz when I go to hell I’ll get triple my money back And I dis on Discordianism to spread discord, anyone who says good things about Discordianism is obviously not a true Discordian BTW Ivan Stang gave me a Cleveland Steamer & I’m forever grateful to that Pink bastard

Democratic Primary: Super Tuesday 2

Fuck you all! If the American people are not smart enough to realize that I am the only person qualified to be President and that only I have earned the the right to be President and that I am entitled to be President, they can just go fuck themselves. In Michigan, the only top-tier candidate on the ballot was ME. That is the way it should have been in ALL the states. Unfortunately, Barack Obama has an insurmountable lead in pledged delegates, and the only way for me to win is to win over undecided superdelegates, which is highly unlikely. And if the superdelegates who will decide this race do not wake up and realize that Barack Obama is an Al Qaeda operative as well as a Communist, and choose him as the Democratic nominee, overruling the will of the people who voted in primaries and caucuses, I will do everything I can to get John McCain elected. We share the same agenda: starting a nuclear war with Iran.

I’m Hillary Clinton and I approve this message.