tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/HaydnForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by Haydn2007-12-14T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/20738Of the players that have used Gamble-bot<p><blockquote><strong>f Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>blackjack is the only game that worth playing, the other 2 are really gay, you just cant win <img src="/uploads/final/b387672fbf716bac9bd507b092d6c442.png" height="16" width="16" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>Really? Because odds in Rock Paper Scissors are by default 50/50. At least in my quick and shoddy world of mental math.</p>Haydn2007-12-14T09:07:39Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/18438Lament of the Young Cavalryman<p>Troll poetry?
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</p><p>Well, I guess it’s nice to see one break the out of the mould.
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</p><p>I applaud you, young scribe. Next time though, more imagery. Perhaps attempt some pathetic fallacy to lend more solidity to your expression of abstract emotion.
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</p><p>hey you dropped those:<pre>[url][/url]</pre></blockquote>
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</p><p>Oh um . . . Whatever are you speaking of?
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</p><p>In other words, fixed.</p>Haydn2007-11-22T11:24:04Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/18377Crotchzombie meeting caught live on tape!!<p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556">http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556</a></p>Haydn2007-11-22T10:43:53Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/18372Pick a door, any door<p>It was door #1, right? Door #1?</p>Haydn2007-11-22T09:59:47Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/18371The roleplaying geniuses . . . COME TO LIFE.<p>Couldn’t help but think of this place.
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</p><p>Edit: Meh. Posted this over in RPG where people will see it!</p>Haydn2007-11-22T09:54:00Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/17273A peek into the guts of Forumwarz (for the nerds!)<p>You mean . . . the people I talked to were MADE UP?
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</p><p>I’m going to cry myself to sleep now. I thought they were my friends.
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</p><p>How do I know YOU’RE not fake, Evil Trout? Did you just PROGRAM that evening of karaoke? And all the “friends” you brought?
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</p><p>No! Don’t give in to peer pressure, don’t tell them!
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</p><p>Lord it over them instead! Ahahaha! <img src="/uploads/final/ecc7a10e409ef7997bb747bc275acd57.gif" height="15" width="15" /><img src="/uploads/final/b8b2b249e999125e3a84a9dfce1a6551.gif" height="14" width="18" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>I know I am! <img src="/uploads/final/59dbd65cf768cc9a879d13eae79d755d.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>Haydn2007-11-18T22:56:49Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/17059Tomorow's Update (and Contest!): The Unifinished Mission of Episode 1<p>*more maniacal laughter*
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</p><p>ahem.</p>Haydn2007-11-18T14:23:40Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/17013Tomorow's Update (and Contest!): The Unifinished Mission of Episode 1<p>I PWNED YOU ALL!
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</p><p>I just beat it! Nyahhhh! E-Peen is MINE!</p>Haydn2007-11-18T13:08:30Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/17008Tomorow's Update (and Contest!): The Unifinished Mission of Episode 1<p>Haha. Of course I’m not telling. I want the peen!
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</p><p>Er, I mean . . .</p>Haydn2007-11-18T12:52:47Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/17003Tomorow's Update (and Contest!): The Unifinished Mission of Episode 1<p>That’s right! 12. I’m not sure what special thing I’m doing, but . . . 12!</p>Haydn2007-11-18T12:47:38Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/16999Tomorow's Update (and Contest!): The Unifinished Mission of Episode 1<p>Hmm. I’ve gotten to 12 points, and I seem to be stuck there.</p>Haydn2007-11-18T12:42:44Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/14890My journal thread -- because you care.<p>So more about me now.
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</p><p>Tonight I decided to make my own pesto. I don’t trust things that come in PACKAGES.
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</p><p>I used basil I grew myself, and organic garlic, and locally produced organic parmesan cheese, and pine nuts from . . . uhhh . . . and um olive oil that . . . dammit, it came in a jar.
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</p><p>Note to self. Must grow own olives and press them by hand.
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</p><p>*off to self-flagellate for being a consumer whore*
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</p><p><img src="/uploads/final/5f5e61092640253192892df06b4cb332.gif" height="18" width="18" /><img src="/uploads/final/fa3edb881ccd792f59260b1f351c1334.gif" height="15" width="15" /></p>Haydn2007-11-14T20:19:14Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/14729HUZZAH! Expression triumphs!<p>My favourite bit was the macaroni paintings using real human hair.
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</p><p>Perhaps we should collaborate on a future project? I have some truly inspiring ideas involving re-sewn re-imaginings of Catholic nun habits and saffron Buddhist robes.
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</p><p>Just say the word!</p>Haydn2007-11-14T15:11:45Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/14645virtual trolling ITT<p>I roll 7 successes in melee and brawl. Using my bo staff and some bare-knuckle fighting, I dispatch 3 cave trolls and sustain 0 damage points.
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</p><p>I am that good.
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</p><p>It’s not for some gay reason like auto-fellatio. Though I know that’s what everyone’s going to think.
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</p><p>And for the record, many corsets are perfectly masculine. I want that nice triangular masculine torso thing going on. I’d take the thing off for sex, of course. I just really want to look good in my Neo coat.</p>Haydn2007-11-14T13:21:26Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/14310autumn summer<p>I used to love the way the seasons change. The chill of fall upon my pale skin. Now I am always cold. And nothing changes.</p>Haydn2007-11-13T23:30:34Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/14309My journal thread -- because you care.<p>Thank you to all my like-minded brethren and sistren. I wish I had the capacity to say your sympathies cheered me, but with this empty cavity throbbing where my heart should be, all I can say is that, like a thick application of novocaine, your words have dulled the pain somewhat.
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</p><p>Tonight I painted some pictures of trees. They were unsatisfactory, so I took out my intaglio print carving knife and slashed the painting to ribbons. I cut my hand a little —- well, a lot — in the process. I let the blood drip onto the dangling threads of canvas. I think, as in the short story by Graham Greene, my destruction became, itself, an artful construction.
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</p><p>This may be my best work yet.
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</p><p>On that note, I should go get stitches. This entry was typed entirely with one hand . . .</p>Haydn2007-11-13T23:22:59Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/14118My journal thread -- because you care.<p>omg. Just MY LIFE!!!
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</p><p>And I am glad you agree that Y is the new every vowel. Truly it is wyckyd.</p>Haydn2007-11-13T16:31:07Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/14105My journal thread -- because you care.<p>My ex just called, but I screened it. She just called to tell me she cut my tattooed name off her shoulder.
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</p><p>I mean, yeah, it’s about bloody time she did something about it. But you’d think she might have, you know, just covered it up or something. Like I did to her. Take that — you are now a FLAMING, WEEPING HELL HOUND ZOMBIE SKULL.
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</p><p>I really feel that this is something I will want on my chest for the rest of my life.
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</p><p>I have no regrets. Really.</p>Haydn2007-11-13T16:13:45Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/14085hey psst get in this thread<p>no reason to live.
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</p><p>I used to write poetry, but honestly, I just don’t care enough anymore to make the effort of constructing extended metaphors to illustrate emotional states that have become so damned ingrained and predictable.
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</p><p>I am like an empty vessel. Or, to avoid all useless similes, I have no new ideas.</p>Haydn2007-11-13T14:44:27Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/10767Forum visits today ?<p>Same.
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</p><p>Perhaps some more dynamic reds and purples?
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</p><p>I think it’s a good start, with very evocative subject matter, but really, this needs a lot of work.
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</p>Haydn2007-11-07T10:10:52Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/7647itt we talk about our true feelings<p>
</p><p>I am like a bird with its wings torn off
</p><p>like a deer lay dying on the side of the highway
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</p><p>but I will grow new wings
</p><p>and I will fly above the fields
</p><p>and I will be the deer that run in those fields
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</p><p>and no gun will shoot me
</p><p>and I will be free free forever</p>Haydn2007-11-05T23:28:55Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/7641pumpkin krew read this thread<p>I wish someone would do that to my fucking guidance counssellor. Why the fuck can’t I do co-op at the mortuary? Fucking close-minded paisley-assed nazi bitch.</p>Haydn2007-11-05T23:23:49Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/7638Ugly is excatly what you are.<p>You think you can shut me up like that but I have a voice and I will not be stopped by your ignorance.
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</p><p>And you’ll all HAVE TO LISTEN. or you will SO REGRET IT when I totally internalyze all my pain and like implode.</p>Haydn2007-11-05T23:17:10Z