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Contest for 1 BP: Wes Dance.Well I don’t have more than one BP. ): I don’t even know why I have any BP at all, it just says I do. Maybe accounts that were made in the very first week of the game’s launch were given a free BP?
Edit: and I know this contest is unreasonable, but there’s the chance that someone is that desperate (view post) |
11/17/2008 | |
Contest for 1 BP: Wes Dance.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufR3Uu1TWJ0
You may also, instead, perform the Salsa Dance for this contest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZEuj-h3VMI
Simply put, make a youtube of yourself performing the Wes dance with the music playing in the background. First to do it and not half-bum it wins. If no acceptable entries are done within a week the contest is cancelled. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/16/2008 | |
CLOSED - Post for a chance to win 4BPLet’s see you dance, sucka, you got nothin’ on me. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/16/2008 | |
Hey, thanks for inviting me back to the game.BirdofPrey Posted:
how about you just suck it Log in to see images! (view post) |
10/31/2008 | |
Hey, thanks for inviting me back to the game.I check my email and find out that there’s a whole new chapter released on ForumWarz. I dust off the ol’ account after a year hiatus and hop on. Sweet, a court room appearance and everything.
Only the email never mentioned that chapter 2 is pay for play only and there are new rules that state if I’m playing from more than one account I’ll be banned, which is a wonderful introduction to someone who played through a Camwhore, Emo Kid, Troll and Permanoob when the game first came out, when that wasn’t a rule.
So I guess thanks for inviting me back to disappointment and rules that force me to give up all but one of my old characters under pain of ban. ): (view post) |
10/31/2008 | |
general suggestions thread!Could we get random daily mini-missions?
Like, create a pool of 10-20 different quick missions that come in once each day by random and are repeatable if they pop up again to break the monotomy of what happens when you beat Chapter 1.
For example, each day you’d get a tubmail that would say “I lost all my money to Gamblebot! If you can prove it isn’t cheating by beating [Blackjack/RPS] [3-5-9] times in a row, I’ll reward you!” or “I need you to Pwn this person over at [Forum] who has been trolling me, if you beat him I’ll reward you!”, with the person having much, much more Ego than your typical thread.
There’s not really much to do but Pwn the Nuke reactor forum every day, which gets boring after blowing it up for the thirtieth time. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/24/2007 | |
Update: The re-balancingYou’re toning offense down so that it will be even harder and take even longer to pwn forums while requiring more items?
That doesn’t sound like it’s going to make the game fun at all, and no one will bother spending 5/10/20 points for +1 offense if it doesn’t give a good pay-off for the mbumive amount of points that go into it. And grinding each individual thread longer than it took before seems potentially boring. (view post) |
11/23/2007 | |
Update: The re-balancingCan we get a skill reset if we’re going to be nerfed? (view post) |
11/22/2007 | |
Tomorow's Update (and Contest!): The Unifinished Mission of Episode 1Oh, snap, thanks. I had already talked to him, but by now I’m used to ignoring all friend requests. It’s the emo thing to do Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/18/2007 | |
Tomorow's Update (and Contest!): The Unifinished Mission of Episode 1Beat the game, didn’t get any prize. No tubmail noticiation, no Flezz increase, nothing. Does it come at a delay or something..? (view post) |
11/18/2007 | |
Cross-clbum equipmentI just tried it out, equipped it, got the +2 Cha bonus as well. Though you can’t find the item anywhere but on the Sell Items list on the Ppwn shop. Huh.
Seems like it should be legit, in any case, otherwise there’s no reason to display clbum equipment in the Ppwn shop. The clbum it belongs to has to pay full price for it there with no Frugality factored in.
I can’t wait to get 220,000 Flezz for when the Trolls best item becomes avaliable in the shop. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/17/2007 | |
CLOSED: Photoshop Phaggotry: Make Ron Paul (even more) evil!Ron Paul with Mr. T jewelry.
GOLD STANDARD (view post) |
11/15/2007 | |
Tips for new playersAdd your own if you have any.
In general: You can never have enough +100 Ego items. Ever. In fact, I try to keep at least x8 of them in inventory at any given time, 16 at most. Ego replenishing items are more important than new equipment, if the increase in the equipment isn’t that much.
At the start, increase Thrifty Shopper as much as you can while getting your attack skills. While beefing up on Defense or Offense seems good, a lot in Thrifty Shopper will allow you to buy more +100 Ego items or your clbumes ‘MP’, while getting equipment at drastically lower prices.
Upkeep is something best ignored until you are level 10 and have a few extra points to spend.
Gamblebot is not your friend. Unless you like losing Flezz, stay away.
Buy enough Ego replenishing items so that you can XSS and FBO a single forum in one go. Having to return to the same forum twice wastes turns. Wasting Flezz is better than wasting your turns.
For Trolls: Fap is typically not worth it. +3 Offense for 4 turns will just get you attacked for one turn and give you a small boost in damage for 4 turns, while taking up a small chunk of Douchebaggery. If it lasted longer, it might be, but I’ve found no good returns with it. Your results may vary.
You generally only need 2, possibly 3 +60 Douchebaggery items in case of emergency since you are unlikely to run out of it given how much you have and how little your skills drain it. What you absolutely need is as many +100 Ego items as you can carry.
For Camwhores: Get stuff with the most Charisma bonus early on and don’t sell it even if you get something better without the bonus. Equip it after you’re done Pwning for the night to get better junk delivered to you.
If it’s becoming too expensive to repair your equipment, don’t wear it into battle unless it helps -immensely-. This was supposed to be fixed in a recent update by making the equipment break less quickly, but I haven’t seen by how much.
For Emos: When it comes to level up, boost Ego over Tears every time. The more total ego you have, the longer you can survive with less ego, the harder you hit. Having 30/300 HP will help hit larget numbers than 30/100.
Life After Death is typically not worth buying. It costs 10 skill points, 10 tears to use and only restores 20-28 Ego if you hit 0 Ego, with a further delay of 9 turns. If I could unbuy this I could, I can’t think of any times this has kept me from failing to Pwn a forum when I had a Ego+ replenishing item on hand. It’s mostly useful for when you have 100 Ego, want to waste a turn to use it so you can hit slightly harder at very little Ego rather than healing yourself, for just one turn. This skill will empty out your tears -very- quickly.
For ReRe’s over level 2: God have mercy on you all. (view post) |
11/15/2007 | |
CLOSED: Photoshop Phaggotry: Make Ron Paul (even more) evil!Log in to see images!
will take my payment up front tia (view post) |
11/14/2007 | |
general suggestions thread!Edit: Nevermind, just saw they were Average, the drop-down box just didn’t mention it. How many people do you need in a Klan for the Klan to show up? I thought it was 2? (view post) |
11/12/2007 | |
general suggestions thread!Suggestion:Mary Magdalene This is a nude depiction of Mary Magdalene, the only woman fortunate enough to have had anointed Jesus’ flesh-flute with that sweet little mouth of hers. She claimed his semen tasted “pretty normal,” but then again she was a huge whore, wasn’t she? Historians are uncertain as to whether she also juggled his Easter eggs while she penetrated his holy ****hole with her leprous pinkie ^Put more **** like this in the game that makes me choke laughing. (view post) |
11/12/2007 | |
are there rewards for doing the "good" thingSucking up to the NPCs will occasionally net you a reward, but being male reproductive organs to them has no negative consequences.
Currently it seems that it’s impossible to miss out on a mission or a flezz reward, though. If you try refusing to do the last mission, it eventually just gives you the single option of saying “You know what, **** it, I realize that the only way to progress the game is to stop being such a woman's genitals. I’ll do it!”
So, say and do whatever you want, there’s no downside to it – yet. (view post) |
11/11/2007 | |
The FBO rewards...As I recall, the highest and last FBO payout I got was 800 Flezz. But the FBO dude does pay you 2,000 for Pwning the two forums he gives you late in chapter 1, you just don’t have to FBO those. (view post) |
11/09/2007 | |
Am I doing something wrong?cHeErLeAdEr_FiSh-69 Posted: |
11/09/2007 | |
OpheliaJust go into the two forums she gives you, then select not to go in as yourself. Enter any topic and choose Martyr. Once you do this, she’ll send you a tubmail. (view post) |
11/08/2007 |