tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/FuncdizziForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by Funcdizzi2008-05-18T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/176175Dolphin Love<p>It’s actually pretty solid, comedy-wise. Furries and thier ilk are always good targets. However, I really wish the jackass who is just cutting and pasting from <a href="http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html" target="_blank">http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html</a>(no pics, but NSFW for content) would get a permaban. I mean honestly, at least make an effort at originality.
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</p><p>The Manphin references are pretty faggy too. </p>Funcdizzi2008-05-18T22:01:12Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/162599SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED<p><blockquote><strong>R I O T Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Okay I can tell a some of it to you but english of mine is too not good. I think you are good to find out?
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</p><p>オーケー!知るための秘密の必要はありませんが、非常に大きな秘密です。誰もが認められて誰について話をすることを除いて、他の人たちは何の秘密についてすでにご存知です。すでにご存知でしたらについては、秘密のことを知っていたからね招待さの秘密は何の秘密を共有すると、他の人たちも招待さの秘密を知っての秘密を知っています。それは非常に秘密主義と非常に招待状のみです。それは秘密クラブの秘密を知って人々を招待のみです。秘密です。ご一言も言っていると言ったことをすべてについては、秘密です。私を忘れて彼らの秘密の洗脳かもしれないと私はそれがそんなにいいのか分からない二度としたいの秘密を知って何の秘密が再び!</blockquote>
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</p><p>TOM MUST NEVER KNOW THE AWFUL SECRET OF FORUMWARZ MODS PLZ DELETE THAT POST KTHX.</p>Funcdizzi2008-05-01T09:45:59Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/155097Who's Boobs?<p>Bea Arthur?</p>Funcdizzi2008-04-21T02:20:44Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/155092A very SERIOUS discussion about Antifreeze Scoops. Seriously.<p>Even with the sharpest tables and the deepest pockets, the current incarnation of Blackjack favors the house. If it were possible to card count against gamble-bot I’d agree there’s a problem. As it stands, someone may get on a hot streak, but overall gambling for Antifreeze is a Flezz-sink. </p>Funcdizzi2008-04-21T02:17:01Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/59727Forumbuildr Scores Broken?<p>Seems like going down to 4 from double digits is a little extreme, especially since only one of my ideas went -5, and four of my ideas got in. I assume the response is “Ooops, our bad”? </p>Funcdizzi2008-03-30T21:35:42Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58447Pants is banned.<p>Oh, Nanafagjesus. Thank you for, wow, HOURS of laughter. However, I really should get on with my day. But promise me you’ll never change! <img src="/uploads/final/4b46d8513296448acbe2ef3ab75c60c5.png" height="16" width="16" />
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</p><p>I’ll come back later and see what wacky hijinks you’ve gotten up to in my absence. I think of your posts as if you were a toddler successfully using the training potty. I’m very proud of you, even if it is, ultimately, just more shit.</p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T17:41:34Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58433Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>funkytowel Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I was talking to milo but it could apply to all your clan members.. seriously all your post blend into gather.
</p><p>1 cup of tired unfunny clichés+ 2 scoops of gayness=TSB posts</blockquote>
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</p><p>OH GOD NANAFAG THE SECRET’S OUT EVERYONE KNOWS <img src="/uploads/final/b79d64939eac1edfc6ddcfed136b05f2.gif" height="15" width="24" /></p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T17:33:35Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58428Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>nanafagjesus Posted:</strong>
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</p><p><strong>THAT IS NOT HOW PROSTITUTES GET PAID.</strong></blockquote>
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</p><p>Then you’re doing it wrong. How is a rental unit like Milo to remember she’s nothing more than a glorified mop and bucket in the bathroom stall of life without the gift of shame?</p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T17:32:04Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58418Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>nanafagjesus Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>oh snap. HE DID NOT JUST DO THAT!
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</p><p>HE JUST INSINUATED THAT MILO EATS PENNIES! THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST ZANY FORUM POST I HAVE <em>EVER</em> SEEN! <img src="/uploads/final/73d1fc7f7e136d8aa2ef2d6954e12748.gif" height="15" width="15" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>Actually, I was insinuating “she” gets paid in pennies, which are pounded up her ass by lonely sailors as a cruel joke. Still, I see how my post could be misleading. It helps if you always remember Milo is a wretched whore. </p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T17:28:04Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58412Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>Skyreal Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Yeah but I didn’t share her sentiments so I stuck your name in there instead.<img src="/uploads/final/e4198ee5d378308a1836309eea5e4347.gif" height="15" width="15" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>HE WAS MINE FIRST YOU BITCH FIND YOUR OWN PUNCHINGBAG</p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T17:25:50Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58398Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>Milo Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>DAMN I REALLY WISH I WAS AS WITTY AS YOU NOW.
</p><p>YOU JUST PURE OUTDONE YOURSELF.
</p><p>WOAH.
</p><p>YOU SHOULD LIE DOWN AND TAKE A REST.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Oh dear. Have I upset you? Now I feel just AWFUL. Golly, I think I’ll have to make it up to you somehow. But how? After all, you’re just a useless little cumdumster, you’re not exactly worth much effort.
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</p><p>I’ve got it! I’ll help you prove you’re what you claim. Wait right there.
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</p><p><em>There we go. Cost me about fifty cents and ten seconds in mspaint. Hell, with your pricelist I could ride you around town for a week. But doesn’t it feel good now? TITS OR GTFO has been achieved, so I’ll finally stop refering to you as a cumgargling fancy-boy, and instead refer to you as a cumgargling plagueskank. HUZZAH!</em> </p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T17:18:36Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58385Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>Milo Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Damn I wish I was as witty and smart and clever as you.</blockquote>
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</p><p>QFT</p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T17:12:07Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58378Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>nanafagjesus Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I like this post.
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</p><p>Especially the part where you fail to understand the post you’re quoting.
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</p><p>In fact, this appears to be a reoccurring theme, you’re bound to gain friends and influence by continuing this posting style and I commend you on your actions here today.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Does this mean I finally have your approval? Now all I need is a quarter and I finally can make that phone call I was talking about. I know I can get at least a buck’s worth of pennies by gutpunching Milo, they’ll come pouring out of his ass like the world’s worst jackpot.</p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T17:08:17Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58363Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>Milo Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I know I am a girl.
</p><p>And that’s all that matters.
</p><p>However I completely understand how hard it is for middle aged virgin men such as yourself, to understand that real live girls do exist, and do infact also use the internet sometimes.
</p><p>btw, how is it in your mums basement?
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</p><p>What part of TITS OR GTFO was too complex for you? Hell, now that I think about it, you’ve probably got floppy hairy manboobs. Tits will prove nothing. Let’s see that yeasty snatch of yours, sunshine.</p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T17:00:04Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58358Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>nanafagjesus Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>MILO IS EASY TO FLAME SO I FLAME HIM
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</p><p>MILOS POSTS SUCK SO MUCH THAT REPLYING TO HIM IS DEMEANING
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</p><p>FIRE LOOKS PRETTY SO I STICK MY HAND IN IT
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</p><p>FIRE HURTS SO I PROBABLY SHOULDN’T TOUCH IT</blockquote>
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</p><p>Milo’s not fire, he’s a flamer. There’s a difference, even if he has had hands, indeed whole arms stuck in him. But you’re here now. <img src="/uploads/final/4b46d8513296448acbe2ef3ab75c60c5.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T16:57:40Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58352Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>WetSocket Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>You all suck at trolling.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Epic win.</p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T16:53:36Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58347Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>Milo Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>SERIOUSLY
</p><p>LEARN TO READ FAGFACE
</p><p>I AM NOT A HE.
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</p><p>Ahem. TITS OR GTFO. Until then, be silent in the presence of your betters, you sad little man.
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</p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T16:49:20Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58345Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>Milo Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>because he likes me more.
</p><p><img src="/uploads/final/73d1fc7f7e136d8aa2ef2d6954e12748.gif" height="15" width="15" /><img src="/uploads/final/4b46d8513296448acbe2ef3ab75c60c5.png" height="16" width="16" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>Of course he likes you more. You’re two holes, no waiting! Even with Pants working his nubbin of a cock in your puckered browneye, you’re still a sure thing.</p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T16:47:45Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58340Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>nanafagjesus Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>YOUR POSTS ARE FILLED WITH CONTRADICTIONS
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</p><p>FIRST YOU SAY YOUR CONTINUED REFERENCES TO MILO ARE BECAUSE IT’S EASY TO DO SO
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</p><p>THEN YOU MAKE THE LOGICAL LEAP THAT SHE ISN’T WORTHY OF YOUR RESPECT AND ISNT WORTH REPLYING TO
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</p><p>MAKE UP YOUR MIND AND DECIDE WHICH PATH YOU’RE GOING TO TAKE AND FINISH THE POEM, YOU RAMBLING ROBERT FROST OF FAGGOTRY
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</p><p>p.s. your terrible logic and failed attempts at insults demean you enough as it is. you may think you’re better because you’re able to pack your posts with cliches in your attempt to flame us, but they will forever lack substance</blockquote>
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</p><p>YOU CAME BACK! Oh how I missed your efforts at flaming! Slapping Milo around like a red-headed stepchild just isn’t the same.
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</p><p>So: Milo is easy to abuse. Far too easy, as I have pointed out. There is no logical leap from that, Milo being an utter waste of my time is in fact the logical conclusion. But that won’t stop me from beating his rosy red ass into a pulp if you’re not here. <img src="/uploads/final/4b46d8513296448acbe2ef3ab75c60c5.png" height="16" width="16" />
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</p><p>I’m having ever so much fun trolling you. Promise to never leave me again. <img src="/uploads/final/4b46d8513296448acbe2ef3ab75c60c5.png" height="16" width="16" /> or if you do, take Milo with you, his sloppy manhole keeps dripping all over the place and stinking thngs up.</p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T16:44:53Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58327Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>Milo Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>If I am unworthy of your attention, why are you giving me it?
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</p><p>Because my BFF 4EVA Nanafag isn’t responding to me anymore! I think I might have broke him. <img src="/uploads/final/b387672fbf716bac9bd507b092d6c442.png" height="16" width="16" /> And were going to go for a walk in the park together in matching sweatsuits, maybe get one milkshake with two straws, and watch you get a case of barkrot from trying to cram a tree stump up your ass because maybe that would make Pants love you back. I assume you’ve been drawing your married name with glitter pen on your remedial math book. “Mr. Milo Pants” SIGH, BLUSH, SWOON, FEVERED WANKING THROUGH THE LONELY TEARS. </p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T16:37:52Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58314Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>Milo Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>p.p.p.s is it cause we win and pants got unbanned?</blockquote>
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</p><p>Actually, the reason I keep pounding you like the craven gutterslut that you are is because it’s <strong>so damn easy</strong>. I could drag you around this forum by your greasy hair and still be able to fuck your mother at the same time. A couple light pimpslaps and you’re officially a running joke. Well, moreso, you were never really much of anything to being with.
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</p><p>Please bring back Nanafagjesus. He’s fun to play with, whereas you are just a pointless clapped-out whore with aspirations to mediocrity. You are unworthy of my attentions, and it demeans me to respond to your mindless crap.</p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T16:25:41Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58279Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>nanafagjesus Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>HUMANS CAN’T HAVE BABIES THAT WAY YOU FOOL</blockquote>
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</p><p>That wouldn’t stop Milo from trying. He’d swivel his bony ass down a fire hydrant if he thought it’d make Pants smile. True love is just so damn beautiful sometimes, isn’t it?</p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T16:13:22Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58275Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>nanafagjesus Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>You should know that natural selection does not <em><strong>OCCUR</em></strong> with humans as it does among animals. Dumb, blind and genetically inferior members of society (such as blacks and jews) still manage to live and pass on their genes.</blockquote>
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</p><p>There, cleaned it up for you. Generous to a fault, I am.
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</p><p>I point out that you are correct in your conclusion that Shortbus is made of the “Dumb, blind and genetically inferior members of society (such as blacks and jews)...” as you are indeed still somehow managing to recruit. Well played.</p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T16:11:04Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58255Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>nanafagjesus Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I can point out a glaring flaw within your madlib, and that is that no member of shortbus has ever used the phrase ‘amirite’ on these forums. That coupled with the excessive punctuation automatically disqualifies the madlib as being false. Instead of trying to make a madlib consistent with reality you chose to make one that would make our klan appear ‘dumber’.
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</p><p>If you had actually managed to pull it off then I would concede but instead you have failed and took the easy route by using a parody of an internet n00b and just ever so slightly modifying it to fit the present situation.</blockquote>
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</p><p>How could I possibly make your clan look any dumber? Shit son, I’m not a miracle worker. I wouldn’t trust the collective sum of Shortbus to use a training potty without somehow managing to drown. Might as well try to divide by zero while I’m at it OH SHI—-</p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T16:02:21Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58251Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>nanafagjesus Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>The blind squirrel would die to due to it’s shortcomings and would fail to pass on it’s genes. Where as we will continue posting endlessly and recruit more and more members every day.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Oh, don’t sell yourself short. I’m sure you’ll keep recruiting, just as I’m sure you’ll die due to your shortcomings and fail to pass on your genes. Golly, we just agree on everything all of the sudden, don’t we?
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</p><p>Though I will give you credit. You’re no longer posting in the normal, chronically feeble way that so exemplifies Shortbus. Bravo on proving that shit can float as well as cream.
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</p><p>Ooops. Sorry. CORN shit. Do go on.</p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T15:58:42Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58235Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>nanafagjesus Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Alright, now that you’ve clarified that point restructure your madlib and pin down our posts like you claim you are able to do.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Ah. I concede that your posts are, in fact, not shit, but corn shit. I still maintain that I have captured the true essence, indeed, the very soul of the Shortbus post in my madlib, and I look forward to the many chocolate scoops it will earn.
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</p><p>Wait, this isn’t Forumbuildr? OH YOU’VE TRICKED ME DAMN YOU ALL</p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T15:51:41Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58229Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>nanafagjesus Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>YOU DIDN’T RESPOND TO MY POST AND SUCK AT ANALOGIES
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</p><p>THE ONE YOU’RE LOOKING FOR IS
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</p><p>‘EVEN A BROKEN CLOCK IS RIGHT TWICE A DAY’
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</p><p><strong>GOD YOU ARE INFURIATING I HATE YOU GOD GOD GOD <img src="/uploads/final/e7f5ef899416fcb2094cd4d921776efb.gif" height="18" width="15" /></strong></blockquote>
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</p><p>Ah! But a broken clock can be repaired, whereas a blind squirrel is just fucking sad. Therefore MY analogy is much more appropriate to the Shortbus experience. </p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T15:49:02Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58225Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>nanafagjesus Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Your insult doesn’t make any sense. It contradicts the previous post by offering an analogy that is not consistent with the one made before.
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</p><p>Your previous post posited the argument that all of my klan’s posts where so similar they could be summed up in a madlib. I pointed out that the madlib you presented failed to capture the essence of my klan’s posts.
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</p><p>In the post that I am quoting you discard your previous argument while attempting to justify it. You insinuate that the posts made my by klan members are shit, and thus cannot be pinned down. So you admit that your attempt at parody has failed, and instead turn to an unfalsifiable argument.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Ah! Touche, good sir. Shortbus posts are indeed both easily captured and shit, but my comparison was flawed. As they easily can be replaced with a one-sentence madlib, comparing them to shit (which would be too fluid to pin) was in error. Perhaps a better comparison would have been to a corn shit. They can get pretty solid.
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</p><p>I concede the point to my learned opponent. Shortbus postings are not shit. They’re CORN shit. My apologies.</p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T15:45:28Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58220Pants is banned.<blockquote><strong>Bruschi Posted:</strong>
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<br />so you beat the shit out of your dead (and unfunny) horse of a joke. then you make a potty joke. i can’t believe you’re passing this off as a post. you’re a fucking clown.</blockquote>
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<br />Son, you wouldn’t know funny if it crawled out of a ditch and offered to suck your pencil dick for a nickel. Hell, I can’t blame you, you’d probably just mistake funny for Milo in that case.
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<br />But at this time I will use my awesome psychic powers to predict the future:
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<br /><span class="spoiler">At some point one of you inept fuckwits will actually manage to squeeze something resembling a burn out your idiot keyboard mashings. After all, even a blind squirrel gets the nut once in a while (insert another reference to Milo being a girly fag here). At that point, all the Shortbus gimps will come running out for high-fives, group hugs, and declarations of victory. Because you’re not just morons, you’re not just wannabes, you’re predictable and dull.</span> <br />Funcdizzi2008-03-29T15:40:40Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/58202Pants is banned.<p><blockquote><strong>nanafagjesus Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>YOU ARE TERRIBLE AT PARODY
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</p><p>I WOULD BE IMPRESSED IF YOU HAD ACTUALLY PINNED DOWN SOME OF OUR MORE STEREOTYPICAL POSTS, BUT YOU HAVE FAILED IN YOUR ATTEMPT TO MAKE US SEEM DUMBER THAN WE ACTUALLY ARE
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</p><p>SERIOUSLY WHEN HAS ONE OF EVER SAID ‘AMIRITE’</blockquote>
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</p><p>Damnit where’s the refresh button? I want to see what other combos come out of this one, I’m just not sure if it deserves a vote or not.
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</p><p>As for pinning your stereotypical posts, you know as well as I you can’t put a thumbtack in shit, it just slides down the wall.</p>Funcdizzi2008-03-29T15:29:50Z