tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/Filthy%20AssistantForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by Filthy Assistant2009-02-11T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/457384Wii are Hardcore? Can you proves it?<p><blockquote><strong>Lord Shplane Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Here’s a list of the Hard-ass core games that are, yes, ON THE Wii. (And good!)
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</p><p>No More Heroes
</p><p>Madworld
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</p><p>in fact most of this thread surprised me with its good taste</p>Filthy Assistant2008-05-08T06:28:40Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/167755lets talk about bad music<p>everything except Oingo Boingo sucks hth</p>Filthy Assistant2008-05-08T06:26:39Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/21800Forumwarz Domination<p>i think if they spent time actually making the next goddamn episode instead of all this worthless forumbuildr shit everyone involved would be much happier</p>Filthy Assistant2008-02-09T02:09:03Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/21542/ ! \ / ! \ OUT OF CHARACTER POST / ! \ / ! \<p><blockquote><strong>Vagitarian Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I have a shitty idea to improve the Camwhore. I’m still on my first go through the game (Kinda stuck at level 7, can’t really afford the drugs I need to beat the forums, so I’m grinding for cash), and the reason I chose Camwhore in the first place was that I was hoping to see hilarious things like support from random members of the forum who had fallen in love with the Camwhore and would jump to her defense in combat. This could either be a chance based thing depending on charisma, or it could work like a charm spell from any given Final Fantasy game–cast it, get one of the enemies to play on your side for a few turns. They could heal you up, replenish your sexiness, or just help with the pwning. Just a shitty idea.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Hah! I actually think this idea is fantastic. It could be called <em>Elicit Lust</em>, which mechanically then causes a random action (mentioned above) to be performed every camwhore’s turn for a few rounds. I love it: it fits the character, it’s unique and most of all it’s fun.</blockquote><em>Summon White Knight</em>.</blockquote>
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</p><p>heh, might make WoW gamers mad. always being stuck one less than 70.</blockquote>
</p><p>When the Lich King expansion comes out FWZ should raise it to 79 <img src="/uploads/final/3b353602fe43d49af510437f4443c0f4.gif" height="15" width="15" /></p>Filthy Assistant2007-11-15T03:05:02Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/14368Camwhores need to be buffed.<p><blockquote><strong>Evil Trout Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Okay I looked into it. That graphic is a little misleading. The eyebrow piercing is only 15FL (before store adjustments)
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</p><p>The cost to fix items is relative to the initial cost of the item and how damaged it is. Upkeep refers to how quickly it is damaged.
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</p><p>The gothic script tattoo much more expensive, but it is hardly damaged hence only 1FL to fix.
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</p><p>Tattoos and Piercings have an advantage over camwhore items in that they break far less quickly. Looking at the numbers in there now. I think the disparity is too large.
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</p><p>So effective immediately all camwhore items break much more slowly (2-3 times depending on the item). Also, I’ve sent out 500FL to each camwhore account from Shallow as a bonus for your troubles <img src="/uploads/final/03244612fe04b02ffe851d7afde1dede.png" height="16" width="16" />
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</p><p>Yeah, but I upgraded to an Asscrack Piercing which is about the same price and it still doesn’t break nearly as fast. Plus, it seems Camwhore items are more expensive for less bonus in general. I’ve yet to try Troll, though, so I’m just speaking from Emofag and Camwhore experience.</p>Filthy Assistant2007-11-14T03:03:24Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/14367Camwhores need to be buffed.<p><blockquote><strong>Evil Trout Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Is for whether it makes them easier to catch, sure from a player’s point of view the differences would be more obvious. But it’s in the better interest of the game overall (I think) if a player finishes the game as their character so that we can look at the stats and see where people are stumbling, breezing, etc.
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</p><p>80 something people have finished episode 1 now, I’m hoping by the weekend we’ll have over 100 and then we will start making/proposing changes.</blockquote>
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</p><p>I just made a throwaway Yahoo email account since I was tired of this character. <img src="/uploads/final/03244612fe04b02ffe851d7afde1dede.png" height="16" width="16" />
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</p><p>edit: And this is with the Camwhore’s upkeep at like, 7, and the Emo’s at 3. Is Upkeep broken, maybe?
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</p><p>edit edit: There’s also the fact that I routinely do less damage than a lvl 7 emokid (even at full Ego) while I’m level 9.
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</p><p>I’m thinking stats like Offense, etc, should go up automatically, and instead your upgrade points are used for gaining new skills or improving old ones. For example, making Pump Me Up give more Ego or make the Attack bonus last longer. Perhaps decreasing recharge times on others.</p>Filthy Assistant2007-11-13T07:36:40Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/11522FUCK THE LOW AMOUNT OF FLEZZ I HAVE.<p>Shallow Esophagus gave me the <span class="flezz">500</span> and said he refunded my monies but he didn’t. >: (</p>Filthy Assistant2007-11-09T01:54:07Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/11521WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO WAIT A GODDAMN DAY TO CONTINUE<p><blockquote><strong>Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>No, That’s Not CamelCase. This Is CamelCase, You FagGot.</blockquote>
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</p><p>MyBad, you CockSucker.</blockquote>
</p><p>You DiDn’t CaPiTaLize “You”, Ell Oh Ell.</blockquote>
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</p><p>But “you” isn’t a compound word. You’re thinking of Title Case.
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</p><p>Also, from Wikipedia (the _online_ encyclopedia!):
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</p><p>*StudlyCaps (or perhaps StUdLyCaPs, also known as StickyCaps) is a variation of CamelCase*
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</p><p>I believe my original statement was apropos. <img src="/uploads/final/fd0d5841118c2f5008228d9d79918230.gif" height="25" width="25" /></blockquote>
</p><p>Variation =/= Original. And in CamelCase you capitalize every word along with every syllable.</p>Filthy Assistant2007-11-09T01:53:22Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/11518When does the 24 hour reset<p>When Jack Bauer completes his mission.</p>Filthy Assistant2007-11-09T01:50:45Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/11513"sell all Junk" button<p><blockquote><strong>eponymous_ennui Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I think it’d save time to have a “sell all junk items” button in the Pwn shop, rather than having to manually check all the items.
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</p><p>It may not seem like too much of an inconvenience but when I earn a lot of cred in a day I’ll just have a ton of marbles and plastic eyes. </blockquote>
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</p><p>I think a “check all junk” box at the bottom may be better. This way, the player (ala me) can select the few choice pieces of junk that he wants to keep while still able to sell the lot without too much clicky.</blockquote>
</p><p>This would work too.
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</p><p>Why would you want to keep junk though? I want my gold. <img src="/uploads/final/fd0d5841118c2f5008228d9d79918230.gif" height="25" width="25" /></p>Filthy Assistant2007-11-09T01:48:59Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/10698Whats your opinion of robot chicken<p>“HEY REMEMBER MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE HAHAAHAHAHA WELL THIS IS THAT BUT SKELETOR IS ACTING GAY LOLOLOL”
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</p><p>Luck sucks why do I have any points in Luck, I hate you fish!</blockquote>
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</p><p>That brings up a good point. What <strong><em>does</em></strong> luck effect?</blockquote>
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</p><p>I always figured it had something to do with the randomness of the damage you deal and take, since it does tend to vary, along with the chance of getting hit for 0.</blockquote>
</p><p>Also probably the deliveries.
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</p><p>I am glad for the Frugality increase though, there’s actually about a <span class="flezz">20</span> difference in my L’ORLY Lipstick now.
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</p><p>congratulations, you just broke the forum <img src="/uploads/final/73d1fc7f7e136d8aa2ef2d6954e12748.gif" height="15" width="15" /></blockquote></p>Filthy Assistant2007-11-08T02:59:19Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/8744WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO WAIT A GODDAMN DAY TO CONTINUE<p><blockquote><strong>Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>No, That’s Not CamelCase. This Is CamelCase, You FagGot.</blockquote>
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</p><p>MyBad, you CockSucker.</blockquote>
</p><p>You DiDn’t CaPiTaLize “You”, Ell Oh Ell.</p>Filthy Assistant2007-11-07T01:42:33Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/8458FUCK THE LOW AMOUNT OF FLEZZ I HAVE.<p><blockquote><strong>Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>That was actually my first-ever attempt at sarcasm, and I’ll try to do better nex…who is this fucking faggot anyway?! And why am I bothering to respond to him?!</blockquote>
</p><p>This confirms it, immediately go ask Rowtax to make you a mod. He might want you to suck on his toes while he sits in his thousand dollar chair though <img src="/uploads/final/03244612fe04b02ffe851d7afde1dede.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>Filthy Assistant2007-11-06T22:36:09Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/8343FUCK YOU GAMBLE-BOT 3000!<p><blockquote><strong>Schildkrote Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Seriously. If you’re gonna play the game, son, you gotta learn to play it right.</p>Filthy Assistant2007-11-06T20:09:13Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/8342WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO WAIT A GODDAMN DAY TO CONTINUE<p>No, That’s Not CamelCase. This Is CamelCase, You FagGot.</p>Filthy Assistant2007-11-06T20:08:39Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/8341FUCK THE LOW AMOUNT OF FLEZZ I HAVE.<blockquote><strong>Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:</strong>
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<br />FUCK the cop bribe, seriously. i am crippled with lack of money right now</blockquote>
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<br />What the fuck is with that shit anyway? And then Shallow Esophagus does his shit and takes away any money you have left just to make perfectly sure you get your ass handed to you.
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<br />see my post in “Drrtycop” thread in general discussion for my theory as to why this bullshit was put in the game.</blockquote>
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<br />My theory is that it’s a challenge, and games are generally meant to be challenging.</blockquote>
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<br />Challege = unnecessary annoyance? Whoa then great job there man.</blockquote>
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<br />It’s a setback. And yes, it is somewhat frustrating, but so is “going directly to jail without passing Go.”
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<br />We introduce it at a fairly late stage when we feel users are able to build up enough Flezz to take care of it. We also felt some users could have an “excess” of Flezz at that stage (although we might have to adjust after looking at the actual numbers), making things too easy.
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<br />Finally, there are story aspects that we wanted to introduce, i.e., <span class="spoiler">that fact that what you’re doing is highly illegal and there’s an enemy out there who’s going to make life hard for you, as opposed to everyone constantly giving you rewards.</span>
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<br />We’re fully aware that it’s a bit “cheap” to have to go through with this, and that you’ll have to waste some more forum visits. But as we’ve explained several times, this is a beta and there’s only so much story to get through, so yes, we have to milk it a bit. Furthermore, your low daily forum visits are not written in stone, we just needed to institute it for this cycle of beta testing. Even though this game is running as smooth as a baby’s anus, it’s still in its nascent stages.
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<br />Nevertheless, if other users feel as intensely negative about it as you do, we might have to adjust accordingly. Thanks for continuing to grudgingly play this horrible game of ours.</blockquote>
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<br />You know with your horrible attempts at sarcasm, pedophiliac metaphors, and being so defensive, you’d be a great SA mod.<br />Filthy Assistant2007-11-06T20:07:25Z