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Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)coreyjess Posted:
Danke sehr. I appreciate it very much. Can I eats it? (view post) |
08/21/2008 | |
Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)coreyjess Posted:
but I must if you find them tasteless, it is pointless to post that which displeases the brownie giver. (view post) |
08/21/2008 | |
Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)coreyjess Posted:
quick question, did you read the handful that I posted? Also, should I refrain from dirty jokes? (view post) |
08/21/2008 | |
Who should be banned?I’ve finally figured it out. SG is running a chain of hundreds of illegal alts, and selling them for profit. In order to make sure no one got suspicious she made an alt named ban sg94, who makes **** poor arguments for banning sg. This throws the heat off of sg’s multi-hundred dollar business. (view post) |
08/21/2008 | |
Do mammary glands pop if you swim too deep?Cause they lyk ttly should. I mean lyk srsly, yeah. Mine won’t ever pop thoguh because silicone is a liquid. (view post) |
08/21/2008 | |
Gambit dominationIf we have active shields left at the end of domination do they count as cards? (view post) |
08/21/2008 | |
Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)megademonicraper Posted:
that joke wasn’t a joke, it is a common satirical sound bite. I usually end up saying it right around the time some person does something like murder their 3 children, because they heard god tell them to do it. (view post) |
08/21/2008 | |
Fran rocks my socks!orly? (view post) |
08/21/2008 | |
Sweet **** we get a lot of moneyTravalgar Posted:
bastard!, i’m only averaging 7-9 per 4 forums, how do you do it? (view post) |
08/21/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadv (view post) |
08/21/2008 | |
2BP Contest - Have a rooting interest in the OlympicsCattbum Posted:
I didn’t know that…well my guess is boned… (view post) |
08/21/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadfdssssssssssssss (view post) |
08/21/2008 | |
two jews walk into a barand they buy it. (view post) |
08/21/2008 | |
POLLowned (view post) |
08/21/2008 | |
Klan based goals?Yep yep. It would be fun and I can’t say no to more potential endgame stuff. (view post) |
08/21/2008 | |
Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”. Little Johnny: I is… Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say “I am.” Little Johnny: All right. “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.” (view post) |
08/21/2008 | |
Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House. “George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” Clinton asked. “Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised George. The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. “Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” Clinton asked. “Cut taxes and reduce the size of government,” advised Tom. Clinton didn’t sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln’s ghost. “Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” Clinton asked. Abe replied, “Go to the theater.” (view post) |
08/21/2008 | |
Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?” “That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed, “I can see why you are embarrbumed.” He thought a minute and then said, “You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I’m sure your parrots will stop saying that…that phrase in no time.” “Thank you,” the woman responded, “this may very well be the solution.”
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, “Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?”
There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, “Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!” (view post) |
08/20/2008 | |
Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer’s mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.
At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head “Yes” and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, “No” and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.
The farmer replied, ’’The women would say, ‘What a terrible tragedy’ and I would nod my head and say, ‘Yes, it was.’ The men would ask, ‘You wanna sell that mule?’ and I would shake my head and say, ‘Can’t. It’s all booked up for a year.’” (view post) |
08/20/2008 | |
Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)Once there were three bats. They lived in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night the bats made a bet to see who could drink the most blood.
The first bat comes home one night and has blood dripping off his fangs. The other two bats are amazed and asked how much blood he had drunk.
The first bat said, “See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people.” The second bat goes out on his night and comes back with blood around his mouth. The other two bats are astonished and ask how many people’s blood had he drunk. The bat said, “See that castle over there. I drank the blood of five people.”
The third bat goes out on his night and comes back covered in blood. This was totally amazing to the other two bats. They ask how much blood he drank. The 3rd bat said, “See that castle over there?” and the other bats nod. “Well,” says the third bat, “I didn’t.” (view post) |
08/20/2008 |