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Propanes in the bum
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Hi sexy girls at this forum! My name is Mike and I want to hook up with you so much.
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My bellybumon smells like peanut bumer(view post)
teh Ardent bumhedz Posted:
A 12 year old girl posing as a man? That’s an odd twist.(view post)
Fine Upstanding Member of Society(view post)
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Do you guys serve free coffee and bagels? If so I’d like in. If not, I’d still like in.(view post)
I just had kind of a confusing chat:
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: When the object enters the timestream, time begins to correct itself. Let me use this example: Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the ball nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of balls and takes the place of the first ball. The formerly first ball becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff.
Time works the same way.
You: hey, is this warren?
You: oh, hi warren
Stranger: hello i am warren
You: did you get the bumignment from clbum?
You: I need to know what it was
You: what is it?
Stranger: the bumignment was to pick wildflowers its really gay
Stranger: you gotta pick like 20 different kinds and dry them out
Stranger: and bring them in
You: you’re lying
You: what the heck?
Stranger: how dare you accuse warren of such treachery
Stranger: you are not warren’s friend
You: how am I supposed to find wildflowers?
You: it’s like 30 degrees outside?
Stranger: they grow on the ground
Stranger: well thats why its hard
Stranger: better start walking south
You: Mr. Williams is the worst biology teacher in the history of biology
Stranger: pretty much.
Stranger: we’re planning to kill her tomorrow
Stranger: want in?
You: our teacher is named Mr. Jameson! and he’s a man!
You: I don’t think you’re the real warren at all
Stranger: dude how long have you been out
Stranger: he had a sex change
You: I only missed one day
Stranger: well you know what they say
You: If you’re the real warren, tell me where we first met
Stranger: miss a day and men become women
You: you can’t tell me where we first met because you are not the real warren
You: I’m leaving
Stranger: we first met while under a beautiful weeping willow on the banks of the tigris river and we made out
You: umm…it was the tiber
You: how could you forget that?
You: this is why I’m breaking up with you
Stranger: well when you’re making out with strangers it is all a bit of a blur you know
You: we went down there like 10 times afterward
You: you’re such a doosh, warren
Stranger: you cant really expect me to get tied down im a free spirit
Stranger: you cant put a ring on this finger
You: Are you high again, warren?
You: you know I hate it when you smoke pot
Stranger: pot is the only thing that takes the edge off
You: the edge off of what?
Stranger: you mean you really forgot? or are you just repressing it…
Stranger: what we did on the banks of that river
Stranger: such unspeakable things
You: umm…we only made out
Stranger: WE only made out but that poor drifter is never going to walk again
Stranger: he probably died down there where we left him
You: what the hell are you talking about?
Stranger: wow… you’re cold
You: I’m tired of your ****, warren
You: I’m breaking up with you
You: and I hope I never talk to you again
Stranger: i never liked you anyways
Stranger: i was just after your sister
You: what was wrong with me?
You: wait, what?
You: leave melissa alone!
You: she’s 12!
You: You’re really sick in the head
Stranger: you have to get in early
Stranger: before they learn to say no
You: I know you’re just joking, so i’m gonna ignore that
You: I really am dumping you
You: and I’m going to tell all of the girls at school what a dooshbag you are
Stranger: i dont need you
You: have a nice life, warren
Stranger: i dont need any of you
You have disconnected.(view post)
I must say, I’m curious(view post)
Um, I don’t know how I got here. What’s going on in here?(view post)