tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/ERECTILE_DEATHForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by ERECTILE_DEATH2015-07-13T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921621Poetry. Post it here.<p>Somebody made that one into a song: <a href="https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/mouth-sounds" target="_blank">https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/mouth-sounds</a> </p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-07-13T18:32:17Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921582Poetry. Post it here.<p>I just realized there is no place for anyone to post poetry they have written. So do it here. Share your best.
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</p><p>This is one that I wrote recently. A loved one had died and I was experience a turmoil of emotion and it all came out in the form of this poem. I haven’t shared it with anyone yet, so here goes…
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Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright
Come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Come on and slam, if you wanna jam
Hey you, watchagonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Party people in the house, let's go
It's your boy, 'Jayski' a'ight so
Pass that thing and watch me flex
Behind my back, you know what's next
To the jam, all in your face
Wassup, just feel the bass
Drop it, rock it, down the room
Shake it, quake it, space Kaboom
Just work that body, work that body
Make sure you don't hurt no body
Get wild and lose your mind
Take this thing into over-time
Hey DJ, turn it up
New CD, goin' burn it up
C'mon y'all get on the floor
So hey, let's go a'ight
Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright
Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine
We're gonna take it into overtime
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright
C'mon it's time to get hype say, "Whoop, there it is"
C'mon all the fellas say, "Whoop, there it is"
C'mon one time for the ladies say, "Whoop, there it is"
Now all the fellas say, "Whoop, there it is"
C'mon and run, baby run
C'mon, C'mon, do it, run baby run
Yeah, you want a hoop, so shoot, baby shoot
Yeah, it's time to hook, so shoot, baby shoot
C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam
C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam
C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam
Slam, Bam, thank you ma'am
Get on the floor and jam
If you see me on the microphone
Girl, you got me in a zone
C'mon, c'mon and start the game
Break it down, tell me your name
We the team, I'm the coach
Let's dance all night from coast to coast
Just slide, from left to right
Just slide, yourself enlight
You see me, drop the base
3-1-1 all in your face
Jam on it, let's have some fun
Jam on it, one on one
You run the, "O" and I run the "D"
So c'mon baby just jam for me
Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright
Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine
We're gonna take it into overtime
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright
Hey ladie, yeah
Y'all ready stop? No
Y'all wanna know why? Why?
'Cuz it's a Slam Jam
Fellas, yeah
Y'all ready to stop, no
Y'all wanna know why? Why?
It's time to Slam Jam
Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright
Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine
We're gonna take it into overtime
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright
C'mon, everybody say, "Nah nah nah nah nah"
C'mon, C'mon let me hear you say, "Hey ey ey O"
C'mon, C'mon everybody, "Nah nah nah nah nah"
Just take the time to say "Hey ey ey O"
Check it out, check it out, y'all ready for this? You know it
Nah, y'all ain't ready, y'all ready for this? You know it
C'mon check it out, y'all ready to jam? You know it
Nah, I, I don't think so, y'all ready to jam? You know it
C'mon</pre></p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-07-07T22:47:13Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921537Why?<p>no</p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-18T18:14:52Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921536Everyone seems p gay here<p>I only have sex with men so that I can make fun of them afterward. Fucking faggots.</p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-18T18:14:14Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921535Fuck, Marry, Kill<p>What if you taped a fleshlight to the top of the agitator in the washing machine where you’re supposed to put fabric softener? Would you fuck it then?</p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-18T18:07:43Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921515I wonder how much it costs ET to keep forumwarz alive<p>Man, I am on fire with these sick burns.</p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-17T20:01:37Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921514I wonder how much it costs ET to keep forumwarz alive<p>I hear ET has a lot of trouble keeping it up.</p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-17T19:59:36Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921513Fuck, Marry, Kill<p><blockquote><strong>Not_A_LeeHarveyOswald_Alt Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>THAT”S WHAT SHE SAID</p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-17T19:48:46Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921512This is a thread where I post naughty things I find on the internet<p>Pretty sure that last one was Fran.</p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-17T19:43:08Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921511This is a thread where I post naughty things I find on the internet<p>Another fat mexican. Her album is passworded now, but you can still see some of them:
</p><p><img class="embed" src="http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g236/janethtoscano/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-06/received_982645341769597_zpslepaj5x9.jpeg" />
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</p><p><a href="http://s57.photobucket.com/user/janethtoscano/profile/" target="_blank">Album Link</a></p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-17T19:41:20Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921510This is a thread where I post naughty things I find on the internet<p>This is one of my favourites:
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</p><p><a href="http://s1104.photobucket.com/user/TheSavageCabbage/library/?sort=3&page=1" target="_blank">Album Link</a></p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-17T18:59:11Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921509This is a thread where I post naughty things I find on the internet<p>I bet she takes some nice shits:
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</p><p><a href="http://s211.photobucket.com/user/noeychika/library/?sort=2&page=1" target="_blank">Album Link</a></p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-17T18:57:30Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921508This is a thread where I post naughty things I find on the internet<p>Not sure if porn star or not:
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</p><p><a href="http://s358.photobucket.com/user/sweethaleygales/library/" target="_blank">Album Link</a></p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-17T18:53:00Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921507This is a thread where I post naughty things I find on the internet<p>Sometimes when I’m bored I look through photobucket’s recently uploaded videos and pictures. Sometimes there are naked pictures. Most of this shit will be deleted in a day or two, but whatever.
</p><p>Like this chubby mexican chick:
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</p><p><img class="embed" src="http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i39/mydana/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-06/D1591FC6-5360-4904-B479-6DA69441DB07_zps9aolnaym.jpg" />
</p><p><img class="embed" src="http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i39/mydana/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-06/31854384-6F22-4EBA-B274-C45DEAB6E3FE_zpseblqfehk.jpg" />
</p><p><a href="http://s68.photobucket.com/user/mydana/library/" target="_blank">Album Link</a></p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-17T18:42:38Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921501Hey guys I found this picture of a mexican shit<p>Yeah it’s gone now. It was nice while it lasted.</p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-15T17:55:31Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921500This weekend<p><blockquote><strong>Not_A_LeeHarveyOswald_Alt Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>bailey jay is the only fuckable tranny imho
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</p><p>also erectile_death facebook keeps tryin to get me to add you idk why</blockquote>
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</p><p>I would probably make sex to the tranny in the show sense 8. I’m pretty sure you sent me a friend request a couple years ago and i never accepted.</p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-15T17:53:32Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921484Hey guys I found this picture of a mexican shit<p><img class="embed" src="http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll16/jacob1234mtz/IMG-20150607-WA0015_zpsqi1gz0dc.jpeg" /></p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-13T15:56:37Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921483Fuck, Marry, Kill<p><blockquote><strong>ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Oh, I am sorry for your lots</blockquote>
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</p><p>IT’S OKAY. IT HAS BEEN LONG ENOUGH NOW THAT THE STINGING PAIN IN MY HEART HAS MUFFLED TO A DULL ACHE.</p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-13T15:52:32Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921481Fuck, Marry, Kill<p><blockquote><strong>ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>MY MOM IS DEAD</blockquote>
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</p><p>Oh, I am sorry for your lots</p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-13T15:50:49Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921480Fuck, Marry, Kill<p><blockquote><strong>ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>No, I use the brush attachment because it tickles my balls. Maybe YOUR MOM could take a few notes.</blockquote>
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</p><p>MY MOM IS DEAD</p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-13T15:49:50Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921479Fuck, Marry, Kill<p><blockquote><strong>ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>HAHA MAYBE IF YOU USE THE CREVICE TOOL YOU FUCKING PENCIL DICK FAGGOT</blockquote>
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</p><p>No, I use the brush attachment because it tickles my balls. Maybe YOUR MOM could take a few notes.</p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-13T15:49:09Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921478Fuck, Marry, Kill<p><blockquote><strong>ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>fuck the vacuum cleaner because my dick fits in it the best.</blockquote>
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</p><p>HAHA MAYBE IF YOU USE THE CREVICE TOOL YOU FUCKING PENCIL DICK FAGGOT</p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-13T15:47:41Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921477Fuck, Marry, Kill<p>I would kill the dishwasher because I don’t really need it, marry the washing machine because it’s nice always having clean clothes, and fuck the vacuum cleaner because my dick fits in it the best.</p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-13T15:46:49Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921476Fuck, Marry, Kill<p>Dishwasher, Washing Machine, Vacuum Cleaner.
</p><p>Discuss.</p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-13T15:45:25Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921475This weekend<p>That is pretty cool. I hope you have fun. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/39/1e76e676-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" /></p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-13T15:39:25Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921474What is the minimum required number for a circle jerk?<p>1 imo</p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-06-13T15:34:45Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921473DAFQ<p>I think it looks nice. Maybe it’ll grow on you
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</p><p>where do you get hangers like that.</blockquote>
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</p><p>You can find something similar at <a href="http://www.walmart.com/ip/Honey-Can-Do-52-Gram-Recycled-Swivel-Tubular-Hangers-18pk-White/17108631" target="_blank">Wal-Mart</a>.
</p><p>But if you’re looking to jerk off with a hanger I would recommend something more like <a href="http://www.walmart.com/ip/Satin-Padded-Hanger-Set-of-8/44750566" target="_blank">this</a>. Just go out on the street and ask someone to duct tape one to each of your nubs. They don’t have to know what they’re for.</p>ERECTILE_DEATH2015-05-11T18:39:25Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/921370I think I broke it<p><blockquote><strong>sdgrbass09 Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Just when I thought I’d seen it all, I see a guy with no arms jacking off with a coat hanger.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Life…uhh…finds a way.
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