tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/ClarityForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by Clarity2009-10-31T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/727039[NSFW] CoreyJess' Sexiest Halloween Costume Contest! 13BP In Prizes!<p><blockquote><strong>CoreyJess Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Rock on!
</p><p><img class="embed" src="http://i34.tinypic.com/10ib6h0.jpg" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>I endorse this hard rockin sexiness.
</p><p>I make a hot Hard Rock/Goth chick.</p>Clarity2009-10-31T16:27:37Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/579634>^-^-< Fortunato wants the friend peen, two 3 BP prizes and 7 BP for n00bs! >^-^-<<p>Friended because the man is kinda sexy.</p>Clarity2009-05-04T11:41:15Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/572438Forumwarz Idol: Final Round Voting<p>I can’t vote because, even though I’m a separate person, this character is technically still considered an alt of Corey’s main. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/54/1a6d7702-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" height="16" alt="" width="16" />
</p><p>If I could vote, my vote would go to Baroness. Her version of Don’t Know Why was outstanding.
</p><p>But I also want to say that Banhammer’s Teen Spirit was very entertaining.
</p><p>I wish I could vote. <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/17/1c559c8e-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" height="16" alt="" width="16" />
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</p><p>– Jess</p>Clarity2009-04-30T00:35:43Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/500044Get well CoreyJess!<blockquote><strong>MC Banhammer Posted:</strong>
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<br />Superman. Ha.
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<br />Such dedicated peen-whoring (note the post isn’t even edited to add that in) should be rewarded IMO. It’s the least I can do for a guy who was in ICU.</blockquote>
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<br />You do realize that I typed it for him, and have been reading him the posts. Where’s my peen. <img src="/uploads/final/fa71d37c064572870db9c7b8bd2ff3f5.png" height="16" width="16" />
<br />jk
<br />Who’s Trout again? Is he important?
<br /><span class="spoiler">jk there too.</span><br />Clarity2009-03-09T17:26:25Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/487199Forumwarz Idol: Round 2<p>I figured I should tell you that Corey is in the ICU after being in an accident early this morning. While things appear somewhat stable at the moment, neither of us will be in any position to continue in the contest. You may want to go with the next two entries.
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</p><p>-Jess</p>Clarity2009-02-28T22:31:47Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/479964Forumwarz Idol: Round One Voting<p><blockquote><strong>CoreyJess Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>We left it up to the contest organizers which version would be used, and they chose the one they posted, so don’t hold it against her.
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</p><p>Awww, my man sticking up for me. <img src="/uploads/final/9f81d6c85ad35024304943a201730294.png" height="16" width="16" />
</p><p>I don’t care as much about appearing fair, so my votes are for the 7 best singers (imho):
</p><p>Baroness
</p><p>CoreyJess
</p><p>FAIL
</p><p>Fortunato
</p><p>MCB
</p><p>Morcheeba
</p><p>NJP
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</p>Clarity2009-02-24T16:47:35Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/472950Forumwarz Idol: Auditions<p>I uploaded an mp3 of me singing the song above, but it is a horrible recording done on a laptop mic. Hopefully it’ll be enough to convince the judges that it was me singing the song above. If you want proof yourself you can listen, but the one above is a much better copy.
</p><p><a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?vm2rmj312xd" target="_blank">http://www.mediafire.com/?vm2rmj312xd</a>
</p><p>And for witnesses, Corey promised to upload something tomorrow, since I had to make this shitty recording.</p>Clarity2009-02-19T22:09:59Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/472565Forumwarz Idol: Auditions<p><blockquote><strong>MC Banhammer Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>A recording studio? Shit. No wonder it sounds so professional.
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</p><p>And entering is indeed a reward of its own. Why do you think <em>I</em>’m doing it? <img src="/uploads/final/fa71d37c064572870db9c7b8bd2ff3f5.png" height="16" width="16" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>My friend Mike used the karaoke track available on iTunes for 99 cents to record it, but yeah, a recording studio makes a huge difference. I won’t record with a pc mic anymore, not after hearing it in a studio.
</p><p>As a side note, many studios will only charge you 25-50 bucks to record a track, especially in an economy like this one. It’s a fun way to spend an afternoon. Corey and I have done it a few times just to kill an afternoon.</p>Clarity2009-02-19T17:40:40Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/472549Forumwarz Idol: Auditions<p><blockquote><strong>MC Banhammer Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Fuck, contest over <img src="/uploads/final/03244612fe04b02ffe851d7afde1dede.png" height="16" width="16" />
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</p><p>Petition to require submissions to indicate some sort of proof that you’re not just stealing a professional recording. Mine will have that.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Mine <em>was</em> actually recorded in a recording studio near my house, owned by a friend. I see in the OP now that there actually is a requirement to identify yourself, so if that disqualifies me, so be it. It was fun enough recording, that it was worth it even if I can’t enter.
</p><p>By the way, I’m trying to get Corey to enter at least one of the songs he recorded, but he seems to think he can’t win either. I think you’re both wrong. Singing anything is it’s own reward.</p>Clarity2009-02-19T17:32:33Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/472521Forumwarz Idol: Auditions<p>I am Jessica (Jess), the <em>better</em> half of CoreyJess, and this is my entry.
</p><p><a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?vxgqd3jzbuo" target="_blank">http://www.mediafire.com/?vxgqd3jzbuo</a>
</p><p>Listen away.
</p><p>
</p>Clarity2009-02-19T17:11:40Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/465492Brainfreeze presents - The Biggest Forumwarz Contest Ever. . . . Ever! 54 BP up for grabs!<p>You all know you want me to win.
</p><p><img src="/uploads/final/25f33da221f3c983a76a4bad99265e51.gif" height="15" width="16" /></p>Clarity2009-02-15T17:16:04Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/462999HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY 100 BP UP FOR GRAB<p><img src="/uploads/final/4b46d8513296448acbe2ef3ab75c60c5.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>Clarity2009-02-14T12:22:26Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/459903Another last post wins 3BP.<p><blockquote><strong>CJalt Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Really?
</p><p>Interested in a three way?
</p><p><img src="/uploads/final/e7f5ef899416fcb2094cd4d921776efb.gif" height="18" width="15" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>Honey, you don’t have enough for one girl, not to mention two.</p>Clarity2009-02-12T23:38:41Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/422305Vacation Hideaway Island Tours<p><blockquote><strong>Dreaming Dead Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Dammit! I thought I asked you not to post this one.
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</p><p>Floating under Clarity’s room hoping to catch a glimpse of her running around naked is one of the few things that keeps me from offing myself.
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</p><p>Oops! I mean the sun’s a little bright some days so I like to hide under the huts where it’s not quite so <strike>hot</strike>sunny.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Oh honey, you don’t have to hide underneath the room. Come on in and enjoy my nudity up close, everyone else does.</p>Clarity2009-01-22T17:22:17Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/420779Vacation Hideaway Island Tours<p><blockquote><strong>CJalt Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>If you look really closely at the rear view of the island, you can see me mooning the camera, and Clarity showing her boobs.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Wrong munchkin. During these pictures I was in the front of the island with Wylin.
</p><p>You won’t see me in the picture though, I was on my knees.</p>Clarity2009-01-21T18:17:46Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/420621My Vacation - What should I do?<p><blockquote><strong>Wylin Posted:</strong>
</p><p>
</p><p>The clouds are beautiful here.
</p><p><img class="embed" src="http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/9237/niceviewbe1.jpg" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>I thought we agreed no pictures on the island, I hate it when people take pictures of my camel toe.</p>Clarity2009-01-21T17:02:09Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/419342My Vacation - What should I do?<p><blockquote><strong>CJalt Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Fuck that!
</p><p><em>We got a bitch to do the cleaning now!</em></blockquote>
</p><p>
</p><p>Fuck you, you little shit!
</p><p>Nothing for you tonite!
</p><p><img src="/uploads/final/7fc07ea5a0edc38c600eeb66dca54285.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>Clarity2009-01-20T20:33:38Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/419090My Vacation - What should I do?<p>Hey boys!
</p><p>Party up at the Vacation Hideaway!
</p><p><img src="/uploads/final/2d1c00a5dda2b2a7d00e95416ea3242f.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>Clarity2009-01-20T18:37:47Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/3443143BP - Same old boring contest<p><img src="/uploads/final/41462e3982cc450f3ceb0938098640ac.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>Clarity2008-11-25T19:48:02Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/337481CLOSED - Post for a chance to win 4BP<p>me three.</p>Clarity2008-11-20T21:09:22Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/328780FAIL: someone should make a thread in GD about me being a modsomeone should make a thread in GD about me being a modsomeone should make a thread in GD about me being a modsomeone should make a thread in GD about me being a modsomeone should make a thread <p>FAIL for Mod or you’re a giant homo!
</p><p><a href="http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/Jalapeno%20Bootyhole" target="_blank">http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/Jalapeno%20Bootyhole</a>
</p><p>Oh wait, nm…</p>Clarity2008-11-13T00:42:08Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/313791These avatars need to fucking stay<p>mmmmmm, pumpkin pi….</p>Clarity2008-10-31T11:15:55Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/311864Don't boost Johnny Mac's flamebate score<p><blockquote><strong>Nicco Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>good thread imo</blockquote>
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</p>Clarity2008-10-30T15:59:21Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/284232TALK ABOUT YOURSELF.<p><blockquote><strong>nanafagjesus Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>he’s rich with a tiny penis
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</p><p>yeah, that’s about right.</p>Clarity2008-09-25T21:51:54Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/284222TALK ABOUT YOURSELF.<p><blockquote><strong>iIRZ Posted:</strong>
</p><p>
</p><p>how big is corey’s dick jw</blockquote>
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</p><p>Judging by your title, I can see why you would want to know.
</p><p>There is a reason I married him despite the fact that he’s a geek. That should tell you something.</p>Clarity2008-09-25T21:42:57Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/284206TALK ABOUT YOURSELF.<p><blockquote><strong>coreyjess Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Ok, finally getting around to this.
</p><p>
</p><p>My name is Corey, I’m a 32 year old, married robotics engineer with 2 kids. </blockquote>
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</p><p>FYI, I’m Jess. I’m obviously a mom, same age, same kids. New to FW, but generally enjoying it. Most of you are freaks, but so is Corey, so it’s ok. </p>Clarity2008-09-25T21:12:10Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/284204My brother wants to play FW too... what should I do?<p><blockquote><strong>coreyjess Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Shhhh, don’t tell my wife. If she finds out, I won’t have anything to lord over her with.</blockquote>
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</p><p>to late. You’re an ass by the way. <img src="/uploads/final/59dbd65cf768cc9a879d13eae79d755d.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>Clarity2008-09-25T21:08:07Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/283539I think It's Time For A Different Mod<p>I support this, and will even wear the button.
</p><p>I don’t want to be treated like a mushroom anymore!
</p><p><em>Kept in the dark and fed a lot of shit, for you reres</em></p>Clarity2008-09-24T23:52:20Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/257586The ForumWarz Best Graphic Novels Of All Time Thread<p><blockquote><strong>numbers1377345 Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Some people have mixed feelings about it, but I really liked <em>1602</em> by Neil Gaiman.</blockquote>
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</p><p>I really like it, but I don’t think there is anything from Gaiman I haven’t liked.</p>Clarity2008-09-04T17:48:25Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/256629Not enough people are posting in my threads<p><blockquote><strong>Wylin Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>So you can start now.</blockquote>
</p><p>
</p><p>What’s in it for me, big boy?
</p><p><img src="/uploads/final/e9e6040f181ee618bc236bc5490deb9e.gif" height="15" width="15" /></p>Clarity2008-09-02T17:04:21Z