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Ricket vs CheesecakeCould be a chilled Ricketcake. Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/29/2010 | |
A REVIEW: Dracula 2010 and other things bu Peter ChimaeraI have a special treat for you today. Not only am I reviewing chapter three, but also chapter four!
Upon his return from the mission, John is greeted by all his colleges. The president of the mission complements him by saying he has great potential in becoming a heavily armoured and armed warship.
president of the mission told him “John you haves the making of a great battleship.”
But despite this great honour, John is modest and says he could not have succeeded with out the support from his team mates.
But suddenly, the welcoming ceremony is torn apart by an explosion! Only thirteen men were killed by the blast, but John would not stand for this act of terror. Using the damaged computer, he accesses the mission’s “skim antics” – and discovers that the president of Transylvania is Dracula! John is too shocked for words.
“!!!” he sod.
Dracula is about to give an order to his men, Chimaera, playing with literary standards starts chapter 4, right in the middle of a sentence. The order is to complete the phase, and that John Bank must never find find their “altimate weapno”.
Then, Chimaera, master of structure starts chapter 4 a second time!
Chapter 4 opens with news of John’s promotion to director and tells us about more of his equipment, in particular this time – his motorcycle.
John Bank who was promoted to director for his timley action. John Drove int owork in him brand new Cadillac hybrid motorcycle that was powered by a hovercraft.
He charges into the briefing room and demands to be updated on the mission status. He discovers that 300 bombs have been planted in Romania. Dracula is always one step in front of our hero, and in his desperate struggle to defeat this evil, John declares:
“GUEs s I have an apoontnemt with danger” John said while he slept back his hairy. It was time to put a stop to adventure.
However, somebody unknown interrupts John’s dramatic speech, and only then does he realise that everybody in the base is dead!
No, in a glimmer of hope we find there is one survivor, John’s partner Barry Talver’s is still alive – but only barely. John speaks quietly to his fallen friend and learns that a poison has been released in the headquarters, and that everybody is dead. This means, he must complete the mission on his own.
“okays but how tdo I disarm a 300 bombs at once?”
Another survivor overhears Barry’s death rambles and realises the mission is not over yet.
“THAT’S IT magic” an secretary brought in. AND John went digging into arcives where he finding a tim machine.
But the machine can not simply take John back to before the bombs were planted, because it is stuck to a single time period – the middle ages. John uses the time machine and lands in a medieval village. He knows he must find the secret of chaos magic because it is the only thing that can stop 300 bombs at once!
The chapter closes with a moment of doubt from our hero.
“OH no great” and his expensive shoes were made as dirty “How am I to disfeat Flacula if I CAN NOT EVEN STAY MY SHOES CLEAN”
Coming soon, Chapter 5! (view post) |
03/28/2010 | |
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO SLOTS?I can win on semi-skill so I don’t need to blow a billion Pokedollars trying to win a Porygon. Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/28/2010 | |
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO SLOTS?Man I actually like Voltorb flip. Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/28/2010 | |
Health Care Reform Just Pbumed.The comments of the video uploader Log in to see images!
Dear Mr. Glenn Beck,(view post) |
03/28/2010 | |
HELP WANTEDWhat’s my pay packet? (view post) |
03/27/2010 | |
A REVIEW: Dracula 2010 and other things bu Peter ChimaeraChapter 2
Unlike the first chapter, which is quite substantial in length, Peter Chimaera brings the tension to a fine point in chapter 2. Every word is carefully selected, and all else discarded leaving a short, but action-packed scene with a few more plot twists.
These are the opening lines to the second chapter:
John Bank opened his briefcase and found evidence and it was evidence proving that he was a traitor John said “I have to kill you because you traitor!”
From the very beginning, we have another plot twist – Chief Michael is a traitor to the mission where John must diffuse bombs. John is ruthless, and does not hesitate in killing his long-time ally.
After the act, a wave of sorrow washes over John, but he knows he must continue his mission.
Chapter 3 coming soon! (view post) |
03/27/2010 | |
ITT: It is the year 2000Hay guys, aren’t the new Pokemon Gold and Silver great games! (view post) |
03/26/2010 | |
ITT: It is the year 2010Hay guys, aren’t the new Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver great games! (view post) |
03/26/2010 | |
ITT: It is the year 2000Skyman747 Posted:
I think an extra 5 for good measure. Remember to also have auto-playing background music! (view post) |
03/26/2010 | |
[Contest] The most fun you'll have with one hand!And really, if you’re running at the right speed, I never really found Canabalt to be super-luck based. Keep your speed down and you can watch for obstacles, and the jumps scale so unless you lose too much speed quickly you’ll always be able to make them. (view post) |
03/26/2010 | |
[Contest] The most fun you'll have with one hand!I have an idea for what I want to do next. It is skilled based, but I guess it tends to be more ‘frustrating’ than ‘fun’. I don’t know, I’ll probably changed my mind yet. (view post) |
03/26/2010 | |
[Contest] The most fun you'll have with one hand!Alright. Closing this contest, because we’re just past midnight and I don’t really want it to be open any longer. Log in to see images!
I’m sending the BP to m0x. As OrsonScottCard pointed out:
– If we’re counting all scores submitted, m0x’s is the highest. – If we’re discounting ‘suspicious’ scores, m0x’s is the highest. – Plus he genuinely cared about the integrity.
Also, even if we discount m0x’s final post MiscMentagon’s is the highest, and they stated they’d give him the BP anyway and seemed to agree with Orson’s reasoning
MiscMentagonUnkown Posted:
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03/26/2010 | |
[Contest] The most fun you'll have with one hand!Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/26/2010 | |
[Contest] The most fun you'll have with one hand!Next time. I hadn’t even heard of it… Log in to see images!
I do want to hold semi-frequent flash game competitions. (view post) |
03/26/2010 | |
[Contest] The most fun you'll have with one hand!Yeah but here’s the problem. There’s no on-site record, so everybody can just say they got the score legit.
Secondly, how far do I take this thing back? How high is too high? Is 20k believable? 25k? 30k?
Clearly 40k is a reachable score. The iphone leader-board proves that.
Only your final post there is the really unobtainable one, but if you wanted to press the issue, I don’t really have solid ground to stand on in my argument. (view post) |
03/26/2010 | |
[Contest] The most fun you'll have with one hand!OrsonScottCard Posted:
Yeah I thought it might be. I even put it in the rules not to do it (even though it should be p. obvious that you shouldn’t cheat in a contest amirite.) I’d love to be able to call people on it, but I don’t want to get into **** myself, because I got no solid proof. (view post) |
03/26/2010 | |
[Contest] The most fun you'll have with one hand!Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/26/2010 | |
[Contest] The most fun you'll have with one hand!I agree that we probably have a couple of cheaters, but I’m going to give everybody the benefit of doubt. I don’t have any way to prove / disprove cheating so right now I’ll be giving it to MiscMentagon.
Anyway if you’re cheating for a couple of bucks it’s actually kinda sad. Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/26/2010 | |
A REVIEW: Dracula 2010 and other things bu Peter ChimaeraHello Forumwarians. I am here to do a comprehensive review on Dracula 2010 and other things bu Peter Chimaera writted by Peter Chimaera.
This book is available on Lulu.com for £7.61
http://www.lulu.com/content/4592127
Chapter 1
Our story opens in Translyvania.
time was in Translyvania in the future year 2010. Many cars were built and they droves across roads made of not dirt but paved technolog.yMicrochips were build onto cars and phones and buildings. I am in one of that building
From this gripping description, I can feel myself being transported to Translyvania. I can envision its mighty roads, its many cars, phones and buildings. This is a glorious world brought to life by the talented writing of Peter Chimaera.
Next we meet our protagonist, John Bank who is a spy working in a top-secret American-Canadian alliance. Next we meet his dear friend, Jock Denvers. Jock Denvers makes a joke about not being a Russian spy – the epitome of humour, because Jock Denvers is Russian and the KGB no longer exists – so naturally, Russia no longer has any spies.
Jock congratulates John on his last mission in which he saved Jock’s life. As a thankful gesture, Jock’s wife has cooked him ‘borwnies’ – a little known Russian delicacy.
”how is goes your mission where you have to diffuse bombs?”
Jock’s wit is matched if not surpbumed by John’s. I believe that Peter Chimaera’s skill in writing comes with his characterisation. It is rare to see a writer be able to bring his characters to life with such subtle and thought-provoking humour – for beneath the initial gag is a much more serious issue. One we don’t spend enough time thinking about and preparing for – the resurgence of the Soviet; Union.
We next find out about John’s equipment – and in particular his watch which stores ‘500 tearabytes of bomb data’. John and Jock give their farewells. Never before in literature have I read such a heart-felt goodbye.
Good bye friend because I must have anactionful hurry
Next, Peter Chimaera throws a curve-ball. Not only are we not in Hong Kong (previously unmentioned in the story), but we are now in Translovania and not Translyvania like the reader would be expecting.
Lots of time later, John Bank was not on the streets of hong kong because he was hasted onto the downtown of Translovania.
I’m not sure how to take this rapid change in plot. Only a pages in, I’d already fallen in love with the setting of Translyvania. I only hope that Translovania can provide the same serenity and mystique.
John comments that Translovania is much less advanced technologically than Hong Kong – the phone booths do not provide internet. Then, another shocking plot twist! John is confronted by a mysterious spy by the name of Renly Craddock. In an epic showdown, he tried to deceive John using a briefcase which is actually a gun! John sees through his clever trap – and in defeat, Renly discloses that he is an illegal spy for ‘the mystery company’.
Learning this, John tries to trick more information out of Renly, but is unable to do so. However, John is not out of tricks yet, in a particularly thrilling scene, back flip-kicks the mysterious spy and runs away.
Time is running out. John still needs to find the bomb. He calls HQ, and finds out some shocking news. This was a hard scene for me to read, because it’d mean that all John has worked towards, all his battles and struggles would be for nothing. He discovers, that the bomb is more powerful than he thought. It will not only kill everybody in its radius but everybody in its whole diameter!
You can feel every word, so carefully selected drip with emotion.
“because,” president John McCain told him on his radio, “it’s not a radius. We have to evacuate the whole city from its entire diameter!”
What I love in particular about this scene is how Peter Chimaera does not lock the book into having a single president. This book is before its time, but no matter who won the great presidential race, his book still finds a way to be factually correct and relevant to all who read it.
So John hurries to the government of Tranlvania (another shocking change of location, but I won’t spoil this one for you).
“I am president of Tranlvania” said the government
In this scene, we are introduced to another major character. Using wordplay, Peter Chimaera raises the question about the president’s gender. While the reader is still questioning this, he hits us with yet another plot-twist.
The president already has the situation under control. A viewing screen appears which monitors the bomb. Finally, a moment of relief. John wipes the sweat off his brow. The president thanks the United States and Canada their “bumistanch for the provectoring of our nation”. (Also note the heavy Tranlvanian dialect, which brings the locale to life.)
John returns to his hotel room where he meets with his chief – Michael.
But unknown to John, all is not well with the Transylvanian president.
Meanwhile the president of Transylvania turnsed out to be Dracula.
He gives his final order, to begin the execution.
Chapter 2’s review coming soon. (view post) |
03/26/2010 |