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Forumwarz Jeopardy!who is jinko bilboba (view post) |
02/02/2010 | |
Edward Scissorhandsits bout this dude who has a really fast car and it goes so fast it can go back in time and mj fox goes back in time and is all about to bang this chick but this nerd comes in and horns in on his racket so mj fox kills hisself by gettin hit by lightnin (view post) |
02/02/2010 | |
oh man! its Charlie Sheen's Double Gonzo LIVE! contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:
things have been p hairy man w/ all this **** w/ brooke plus my kids are annoyin weiners and i also got a whole bunch a fireworks an i been shootin them at cars on the freeway to relieve some stress
hope your chillin dude enter my contests (view post) |
02/02/2010 | |
oh man! its Charlie Sheen's Double Gonzo LIVE! contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ted nugent bump (view post) |
02/01/2010 | |
oh man! its Charlie Sheen's Double Gonzo LIVE! contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Charlie Sheen Posted:
doin it up (view post) |
01/31/2010 | |
oh man! its Charlie Sheen's Double Gonzo LIVE! contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh man lives been totals rough as o lates first that puss cryer wins an emmy and i didnt and then it leaks that i ordered a hit on that smuck and now the tablods are all over my publicity male reproductive organ about how i gets my swerve on.
what im tryin to rap to ya is that im p blue right now so im thinkin Chuck what makes you happy? duh ted nugent
so im thinkin Chuck what would ted nugent do (wwtnd) and okay maybe do some huntin but im chill with deers and elk i dont wanna shoot no deer man bring on my boat will get drunk you know maybe i can infuse some tasty apples with gin or i can be lickin poon and they can be lickin a salt lick or deer poon if that kind of strange is around
what else would uncle teddy do? hed put out a kick bum live double album filled with awesome songs and crazy talkin now i know peeps know bout my band and the fat sweaty bbum lines i often rip so i can totals put out an album on my label (heart shaped male reproductive organ records ltd.) but that’s not enough
you know what also makes me happy contests so ima do a double contest like my man ted would do two ways to win countless ways to help your ol buddy Charlie Sheen
CONTEST 1: THE ROCK YOUR BALLS INTO ****IN SPACE CONTEST -write a song that i can play with ted nugent at what will totals be the best concert ever -this song should incoperate themes that jive with me and ted -if you actually record the song w/ music an everythin that’s extra points -were playin real rock and roll none of that big bopper hello baby **** -make it awesome
PRIZES: 1st place- 100 bp 2nd place- 50 bp 3rd place- 15 bp cuz third place is for suckers why didnt you just lose homo
CONTEST 2: CHANGE MOVIES FOREVER -write a script for a movie starring me -it can be a single scene, a cupple scenes, or however much you think will impress me -im into all genres just make sure its awesome -if you make a movie poster or somethin for the movie you get extra points
Prizes: 1st place- 100 bp 2nd place- 50 bp 3rd place- 15 bp again cuz your a homo
contest ends uh febuary 13th lets says hope everythin is clear cuz im drunk and shoutin real loud right now (view post) |
01/31/2010 | |
Big times on Mobius 2 but really 3 role playname: Charlie Sheen
Species: sex wizard
Gender: manly
Looks: devlishly handsome strong fast
Personaility: has a tendency to slam dunk and cast sex magic ———————————————————————————-
so one day after the viking wars i was meditatin about sex magic when there was a knock on the door. its the police i thought so i teleported to the moon base jemto-9. jemto-9 was a state of the art moon base.
but jemto-9 was under attack by space people. i crawled into the air ducts and snuck around trying to figure out there plot then i cast a spell that made their balls catch on fire.
“**** you space people” i say as i burst out of the duct. i shoot a bunch of people with my dual uzis, four in each hand. then i cast a spell that brought the biggest tittyed women on the moon to one spot: my hotel room.
and im ****in them and at one point this dude brings in my hamburger and purple gatorade and the bellboy turns out to be sonic the pighog asnd hes on the moon! he says “hey, Charlie Sheen, thanks for savin me back at jemto-9. im a total fabulous personot and cant do anythin”
but im pretty drunk and i got woman's genitals fever ast the moment so i just punch him in the stomach. (view post) |
09/27/2009 | |
Small times on Mobiusname: Charlie Sheen
Species: sex man
Gender: manly
Looks: like Charlie Sheen
Personaility: all around awesome dude ————————————————————-
im playin basketball at my house and get like twenty free throws in a row bu then im hungry so i go to the fridge but theres nothin good in them so i go down to this burrito place its not really a burrito place its just in the basement of a barber shop where they make burritos
so im pbumin by this video game arcader while im eatin my burrito and its got salsa and ancho beef stuff and its ****in good when a lightnin bolt hits me and this video game and i get sucked in the video game
OH NO IM IN SONICLAND i say and kick something out of angrys. but then i get this mushroom and get real big and spit fire and then my phone rings and its the president of sonicland
hello mr president hello Charlie hows it goin good, good got some new babys their cool no big thing that’s pretty cool yeah so whats up? there are robots or something! im on it.
and i get on my motorcycle and hit a ramp going 80 and go into the robot factory (view post) |
09/27/2009 | |
So, something happened earlier and apparently it's up to either me or Hobart to bring up these things.im actor Charlie Sheen hear to talk to you about the importance of RPer Preservation.
remember the indians? dudes who were here first and prayed to wolves and the crow? they were chill to the land and the land was chill back to them. there culture was interestin to a bunch of people and there stories were probably really good and made people laugh or care about important stuff like RPer preservation.
then the indians started to die and nobody knew why. some think it was a giant meteor. i think it was the white man who came over from europe with their stupid ideas. before you knew it most of the indians were dead and they had to live on rezervations and they didn’t take beads as payment anymore.
what im tryin to say is RPer put thought into their posts. i know i did and still do right to this very second. let us take the time to remember NO SRSLY and there brood. let us think about whats funny and clever. some people on this board prolly think there hilarious for postin image spam and makin people angry bu theyll never make people as angry as SG 94 could because SG 94 was in tune with the forums just as the ancient indians were in tune with the earth.
what im tryin to say is if you can’t come up with an original thought maybe you should relax and wait until you do to post.
im actor Charlie Sheen and i talked about RPer preservation. (view post) |
07/10/2009 | |
The Official FlowinWarz Freestyle/Keystyle Rap Mother****in' Battle, ****es! 13 BP + E-Peen™!i got here as soon as i could lets rap brothers (view post) |
06/26/2009 | |
if the community can come up with 10 reasons why I should stay I won't post goats e in GDreasons 1-10: me Charlie Sheen (view post) |
06/22/2009 | |
comin to stores soon Charlie Sheen (the fanged stallion) and his lightfooted mens first album "Motorcycle Wheelie in 2 Titty **** 360"Odalisque Posted: |
06/22/2009 | |
comin to stores soon Charlie Sheen (the fanged stallion) and his lightfooted mens first album "Motorcycle Wheelie in 2 Titty **** 360"oh man i totaly forgot about this album i ad to some **** with my babies (real babies nto ladies) and then i got drunk and started doin this like 1000 piece puzzle and then some more **** happened i might be in a movie or something
let me check imdb
**** nothin cept Foodfight! which i made in like 98 or some ****
anyway lets get rockin
7. tiger wind
hear it blow oh oh ohhhhh oh oh ohhhhh tiger wind tiger wind tiger wind
in your dreams ee-ee-eems ee-ee-eems tiger dreams on the wind wind of love of of offf wind of love of of offf tiger love tiger tiger tiger wind
8.a song for people to dance to
get up everybody move yo feet dance to beat spin around touch the ground these are just suggestions girl you gotta do your own thing you can jump when i say spin do a split when i say other words and move your feet boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie now STOP and love me girl
9. the jungle (its where we are so lets ****)
im trackin you and i got paint on my face chasin your bum all around this place the moon is full and the air is hot find run up a mountain ill show you what i got im on a hunt huntin for you but unlike huntin when i through im not gonna kill you nah were gonna **** in the jungle in trees swingin on vines da duh da da duh dah duh da hungry like the wolf…
10. AFTER THE ROCKALYPSE (instrumental) 11. whatever happened to (that awesome band jackyl)
do you reeee-eee-e-e-emember jackyl? they were pretty sick sang a song about a chick who totally loved the singers male reproductive organ do you reeee-eee-e-e-emember jackyl? they stood up against osama bin laden told him to kiss their bum but he was too scared because they did that song with a chainsaw solo do you reeee-eee-e-e-emember jackyl?
12. a ballad about the time i drove my car off a roof and onto a trampoline
chevy 92 caprice high above the ground i floor the pedal and start going down down down danger lay before me but i had no fear science would protect me cuz science was what i was here for
the trampoline she lay in wait i wondered what would be my fate would i bounce into the sky or would i simply die
bounce bounce Charlie Sheen leader of men hero of young girls dreams fly fly among the clouds on a rainbow you will park you have a caprice but it shoulda been a skylark
the descent was fast the music loud you know that it was rockin **** marty sheen he should be proud that his son is so rockin
be on the look out for my new triple disc concept album rock opera SPACE STATION SEXULON 12 comin this december (view post) |
06/21/2009 | |
Post your favorite fanfics here!theres this guy Charlie Sheen but not me he just happens to be named Charlie Sheen and hes not an actor hes some kind of astronaut secret agent type thing anyway hes on a motorcycle and hes blazin down a high way why are there no cars on the highway your confused arent you well thats called suspense male reproductive organhead
so im Charlie Sheen is cruisin down the high way and he hits a ramp and launches all the way in to ****in space everybodys livin up in space these days that why there were no cars on the highway so Charlie Sheen is up on the space world and he gets an bumignment to infiltrate the rebel moon base on the moon the rebels dont like living in space thats why theyre rebelin
so Charlie Sheen drives his mototrcycle to the moon and he encounters the rebels prety fast and he starts punchin them and sayin funny **** and theres karate kicks where people get kicked out into space and into the heart of the sun i even rip some ****in dudes space helmets or space hats as they call them in the future so i rip their spoace hats off and there heads explode
i go into the base and i start shootin people i dont know who they are but they dead now and **** Charlie Sheen is sayin all this **** you cant here me cause im the writer duh so its all BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM and i got guns in both hands and i find the rebel leader and hes all like good to see you made it Charlie Sheen
and it turns out hes my brother did I mention i dammit Charlie Sheen has a brother he does and his brother was lost a long time ago during some kind of thing probably involvin space
but hes alive and the head of the rebels
i kill him anyway and they throw me a parade
**** i mean Charlie Sheen (view post) |
05/23/2009 | |
comin to stores soon Charlie Sheen (the fanged stallion) and his lightfooted mens first album "Motorcycle Wheelie in 2 Titty **** 360"just cuz shes a little heavy doesnt make her any less of a person you ****er why dont you come to hollywood and fight me like a man
with guitars (view post) |
05/12/2009 | |
comin to stores soon Charlie Sheen (the fanged stallion) and his lightfooted mens first album "Motorcycle Wheelie in 2 Titty **** 360"Sergeant Cid Posted:
man why you keep askin about my little girl
leave my daughter alone (view post) |
05/12/2009 | |
Sergeant Cidlylyth Posted:
probly to dazzled by my star power (view post) |
05/12/2009 | |
comin to stores soon Charlie Sheen (the fanged stallion) and his lightfooted mens first album "Motorcycle Wheelie in 2 Titty **** 360"A-Sat Posted:
you can swear here dawg this album has a parentel advisory warnin (view post) |
05/12/2009 | |
Sergeant CidSergeant Cid Posted:
man key word in that article is claimed (view post) |
05/12/2009 | |
comin to stores soon Charlie Sheen (the fanged stallion) and his lightfooted mens first album "Motorcycle Wheelie in 2 Titty **** 360"yeah man its almost time for the album you keep seein on billboards and buses and mtv and **** Motorcycle Wheelie in 2 Titty **** 360 is the cuttin edge of rock and roll and here’s some samples just for all the peoples
track 1: if i had a jet pack
if i had a jet pack i tell you what i do gonna jet on over to your house and make some love to you
track 2: hospital dancer
my baby has a broken leg my other baby was in a car accident this other chick i ****ed with some times is in cause somethin like laid eggs in her but i keep dancin and dancing and dancin while i prep 10 ccs of deep deep male reproductive organin for you girl
track 3: the harbor lights
fog rolls in from the ocean covers the bay and the ocean through the haze i see the dull blaze of harbor harbor lights
harbor lights guide me home cause the morning come and harbor lights harbor lights harbor lights harbor lights harbor lights
track 4: desperado with a bbum guitar (instrumental) track 5: ****in at the community college
teach me baby yeah come on teach me teach me accounting 1 so i can keep accounting uh huh accounting how many times my male reproductive organ is goin in and out of your puss they say its a 2 year degree but ima gonna be ****in you for 4 baby baby baby i hope you great times soon cause i got a hotel and restaurant managment clbum i gotta get too
track 6: helicopter rain
steel rain on quiet streets rotors and **** raining down helicopter rain baby run and hide first let me slip you OUTTA THAT GOWN gonna **** you while the helicopter fall gonna lay you down between them all gas catches fire and concrete is cut but helicopter crashes turn you on dirty copter ****
more to come soon preorder on itunes (view post) |
05/12/2009 |