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Chapped bum dying of chapped bum.Good news, friends!Log in to see images!Dr. Herpde pulled through with my derp and my bum is starting to make a recovery.Log in to see images! I appreciate the get well soon cards and balloons sent to my hospital bed as well.Log in to see images! For everyone that is interested, here’s my fresh new bottom.Log in to see images! Spoiler is so you take the little ones out of the room first unless they want to see what heaven looks like.Log in to see images! Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/28/2008 | |
Chapped bum dying of chapped bum.Laguna Posted: |
07/28/2008 | |
Chapped bum dying of chapped bum.Laguna Posted:
That’s quite the occupation.Log in to see images! How many years of college did it take for you to acquire such a title?Log in to see images! Although I hear the alternate route is you just have to go to a certain amount of gay bars. It’s basically the self-taught way.Log in to see images! Is this true or just another wacky rumor, friend?Log in to see images!
No, I’m afraid I have nothing to live for if my bum does erode away.Log in to see images! Condoms take away most of the feeling as well.Log in to see images! When I’m making love to a woman, I like to get the full effect, which includes rubbing my shaft against the herpes bumps on her woman's genitals.Log in to see images! It stimulates me well. Do try it sometime, friend!Log in to see images!
As I posted before to Ron, I am too much of a gentleman to do such a thing like posting pictures. I have clbum.Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/28/2008 | |
Chapped bum dying of chapped bum.Ron Weasley Posted:
Well, I’m not one to exactly ‘kiss and tell,’ so to speak.Log in to see images! I am a gentleman, and even gentlemen don’t tell stories of their sexual conquests even if they are with hookers.Log in to see images! If you’re really interested, I’m sure you can find my daily sex blog via google.Log in to see images! Happy trails!Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/28/2008 | |
Chapped bum dying of chapped bum.Laguna Posted:
Everyone knows how that is.Log in to see images! Hahaha! You’re implying I don’t have a male reproductive organ. That is comical.Log in to see images! To answer your question, friend, no it is not.Log in to see images! The proper way of putting it would be something along the lines of too deep in your mothers bum to see anything but my pubic region.Log in to see images! But that’s just getting technical about it and I don’t think either of us want to get into any of that.Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/28/2008 | |
Chapped bum dying of chapped bum.Laguna Posted:
Not quite, friend.Log in to see images! I’d ask you the same but I can tell you’re alive and kicking.Log in to see images! Then again it’s not hard to tell. Your bad posts are all over the place at the moment. Maybe you should read “ITT: Tips on Trolling” some more.Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/28/2008 | |
I AM DYING OF EYE HERPESUnderscorewas Posted:
Someone clean who loved someone dirty.Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/28/2008 | |
Chapped bum dying of chapped bum.Angry hobo Posted: |
07/28/2008 | |
Chapped bum dying of chapped bum.BirdofPrey Posted:
Preach it, friend! Preach it!Log in to see images! Amen.Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/28/2008 | |
Chapped bum dying of chapped bum.Big Bother Posted:
Permaban.Log in to see images! Player duplicate.Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/28/2008 | |
Chapped bum dying of chapped bum.Angry hobo Posted:
I’m afraid I’ve tried all kinds of shovel medication available.Log in to see images! Sideways and longways, it only gives me sexual pleasure but not the kind of tender loving care my bum truly needs now.Log in to see images! Pray the good Lord gives Dr. Hurpde and I the strength to get my poor bottom out of this situation.Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/28/2008 | |
Chapped bum dying of chapped bum.Hello, my name is Chapped bum.Log in to see images! As some of you may or may not know, I’ve been suffering from a severely chapped bum from as long as I can remember (dating back to my childhood).Log in to see images! I just got back from the doctor and, as expected, my bum is chapping at an even more alarming rate.Log in to see images! They say I have roughly the rest of my life to live, but my bum may be lost unless I have a very rare and expensive kind of surgery called derp.Log in to see images! I do have good news, friends. The doctor, Dr. Hurpde, is a good friend of mine and a very capable surgeon.Log in to see images! However, he tells me there is still a chance it could be fatal.Log in to see images! Pray for me, friends. I’m sure Dr. Hurpde will derp me just fine.Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/28/2008 | |
Arktor is hacking DominationGinny Weasley Posted:
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07/28/2008 | |
Why are people sauing I'm a man:(SG94 Posted: |
07/27/2008 | |
Why are people sauing I'm a man:(SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:
Don’t look at it as disturbing, friend.Log in to see images! It’s good to be cheerful because it makes people happy.Log in to see images! Happy people are the best kind of people, especially when they’re bleeding to death in the basement.Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/27/2008 | |
Why are people sauing I'm a man:(SG94 Posted:
Good choice.Log in to see images! They are all a bunch of quitters anyway!Log in to see images! If you’d like I have a beginner’s Kevorkian-kit laying around somewhere. Mailing it will be no trouble and it only takes you and a trustworthy friend to operate.Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/27/2008 | |
Why are people sauing I'm a man:(SG94 Posted: |
07/27/2008 | |
KLAN **** YOU OWNS THIS FORUMn00Biff Posted:
Ahahaha! See people, this is the gold flamebate needs!Log in to see images! Maybe you should take notes klan **** you ahahaha!Log in to see images! Thank you comedy genius n00Biff, may you bless more klan **** you posts with your wit more often. I look forward to your return.Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/26/2008 | |
EVERYBODY'S GOIN' OFF THE DEEP ENDThis **** is boring and all klan **** you posts are bad.Log in to see images! Why are you even in **** YOU? Rhetorical. It’s because this **** is gay and you ****ing suck. It meets the standards.Log in to see images! It lacks creativity and doesn’t make people hate you like you all think. They just think you and your klan are wasting your being so god damn unimaginative and not entertaining.Log in to see images! And you know what? They’re right.Log in to see images! Here’s a list of things I’d rather do than see any more posts from **** YOU klan members:Log in to see images! I would rather have sex with my mom.Log in to see images! I would rather shoot myself in any and every body part.Log in to see images! I would rather have sex with your mom.Log in to see images! I would rather stick a led pipe up my bum.Log in to see images! I would rather read “ITT: Tips on Trolling” in the klan forum.Log in to see images! I would rather watch wild **** talk to himself in IDC all day about himself.Log in to see images! I would rather admit that AAHZ does infact own the internet.Log in to see images! I would rather rub my balls with sandpaper.Log in to see images! I would rather look at bunny killer’s nasty bum fat mammary glands.Log in to see images! I would rather wonder how those tire marks got on morro’s fat belly.Log in to see images! I would rather copy and paste this in all of your posts, which I’m going to do.Log in to see images!
TL;DR bunny killer is fat, morro is fat, **** you is bad, alt+f4 and stop posting. I’m falling asleep looking at the ****ty flamebate repetition.Log in to see images!
P.S. This is not an alt fail.
“**** YOU: We have 50 members and they’re all fabulous persons.”Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/26/2008 | |
KLAN **** YOU OWNS THIS FORUMThis **** is boring and all klan **** you posts are bad.Log in to see images! Why are you even in **** YOU? Rhetorical. It’s because this **** is gay and you ****ing suck. It meets the standards.Log in to see images! It lacks creativity and doesn’t make people hate you like you all think. They just think you and your klan are wasting your being so god damn unimaginative and not entertaining.Log in to see images! And you know what? They’re right.Log in to see images! Here’s a list of things I’d rather do than see any more posts from **** YOU klan members:Log in to see images! I would rather have sex with my mom.Log in to see images! I would rather shoot myself in any and every body part.Log in to see images! I would rather have sex with your mom.Log in to see images! I would rather stick a led pipe up my bum.Log in to see images! I would rather read “ITT: Tips on Trolling” in the klan forum.Log in to see images! I would rather watch wild **** talk to himself in IDC all day about himself.Log in to see images! I would rather admit that AAHZ does infact own the internet.Log in to see images! I would rather rub my balls with sandpaper.Log in to see images! I would rather look at bunny killer’s nasty bum fat mammary glands.Log in to see images! I would rather wonder how those tire marks got on morro’s fat belly.Log in to see images! I would rather copy and paste this in all of your posts, which I’m going to do.Log in to see images!
TL;DR bunny killer is fat, morro is fat, **** you is bad, alt+f4 and stop posting. I’m falling asleep looking at the ****ty flamebate repetition.Log in to see images!
P.S. This is not an alt fail.
“**** YOU: We have 50 members and they’re all fabulous persons.”Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/26/2008 |