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August 31st.(view post)
CLOSED TO ENTRIES!
As you might have heard, the fabulous episode 2 of forumwarz, which is coming soon (we hope!) is likely going to be incorporating a fee to get all of the new features. Well, here is your opportunity to have every single feature in ep2 without paying a penny! All you need to do is win this contest, and all your costs will be paid for you!
Q. So how do I enter this wonderful contest?
A. On this very site, we have a section know as leaderboards. In particular, there are two leaderboards know as “Most Cred” and “Most Flezz”. Even more particularly, those boards have a page 8. (flezz page 8)(cred page 8)
The winner of the contest will be the person who guesses the number closest to the total of 200th place on each board the day after episode 2 comes out. (No, don’t guess “400”, it’s the total of the points in those two places).
Guesses should be at least 300 apart from previous guesses. This number may increase as the deadline becomes closer.
Q. Why the day after?
A. In case it gets released at 11:45 PM or something, I’d have no way of knowing the score.
A. Sorry, only one entry per real life person (or household), however, you can change your guess as many times as you want up until the deadline (please use a new reply each time for time stamp purposes, edited entries may by considered invalid).
Q. So what’s the deadlne?
A. The deadline is seven days before the announced release date of episode 2 (ex. if the date is October 16th, entries on the 9th will be accepted). If the date is not released in advance, the deadline will be enforced retroactively (individuals with a changed guess after the deadline will be returned to their previous guess)
Q. But I’m going to want to play episode 2 the second it comes out, I might have to wait hours for my prize to arrive.
Q. What if my prayer to Jimi comes through, and episode 2 turns out to be free?
So there are two prizes for this contest of 7BPs each.
Stabby McStabberton 6,602,929
Big Brother 2,620,000
Jubbles – 1,349,675
Forum Pwnage 1,235,000
fsdgsdfjijnkny8 gui 1,222,222
SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER 1,123,080
Lord Shplane 1,110,000
Johnny Mac 1,096,000
Impenetrable Formation – 1,054,000
KOL Addict 553,000
(note:scores on this post are subject to error by the judges. Numbers posted on entries are official)
Disclaimer – Entries with illegal alts will result in disqualification of all entries. Any manipulative hacking of leaderboads could result in all guesses being invalidated, and the contest being re-run. Judge’s opinion (mine) shall be final.(view post)
I used to have a whole list of these, now all I can remember is “Hamburger: The Motion Picture”(view post)
Log in to see images! (view post)
The way I see this, the more CZ takes in from this venture, the more work they’ll be inclined to put into it going forward. If it’s a money losing or break even situation, eventually the plug is going to be pulled. For those of you who say the game is dying – the majority of people get bored of the same piece of entertainment after awhile. The people who are playing Episode 1 for the first time now, the game isn’t dying.
We used to give away free calendars at my store, until I noticed that every year we’d see a whole bunch of people come in just for the calendars and not the rest of the year. So that was the end of the that. Anyone out there use Pandora? Well enjoy it now, because it won’t be around for too much longer.
If you really can’t afford ten or fifteen dollars one time, then I understand your feelings, but this game already asks you to pay for enhancements, so I think you should understand they can’t give you everything for free.(view post)
A guy’s walking along the beach when he finds a bottle, picks it up, and a genie appears.
The genie says, “Thank you. I’ve been stuck there for centuries. I’ll tell you what, I’ll give you one wish. Anything you want.”
The guy pulls out a map of the Middle East, and he says, “Could you bring peace to this part of the world?”
The genie says, “I’m sorry, that is beyond even my powers. Have you got another wish?”
The guy says, “I’ve been married for 50 years, and just once I’d like my wife to give me a blowjob”
The genie says, “Let me see that map again.”(view post)
A guy’s in a bar when an older guy walks in.
The older guy says to the younger guy, “I ****ed your mother.”
He goes and sits down, and the younger guy keeps drinking.
A few minutes later, the older guy gets up and says, “Your mother sucked my male reproductive organ.”
The bartender can’t believe it doesn’t get a rise out of the younger guy, but he keeps drinking.
A few minutes later the older guy gets up and says, “I ****ed your mother up the bum.”
The younger guy says, “Pop, you’re drunk. Go home.”(view post)
I’d like there to be some way to open up all the leaderboards – maybe make them based on the most per Domination season.(view post)
Closing in less than six hours(view post)
1338h4x, you might be interest in this. I already pre-orderded it.(view post)
I’ve voted for President four times, and never for a Republican or Democrat. I’ll probably vote for Barr this time unless I can find someone I like better(view post)
To correct myself, that is the amount of Golds left, obviously there are three times the amount of total medals.(view post)
Little Johnny sat in clbum quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher. When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with “duck” he waved his hand feverishly.
The teacher frowned and pbumed him by. No kids, however, could offer her a solution. Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him.
Johnny put on his devlish grin and said, “An F-word that rhymes with duck is…. fluctuation.”
The teacher blurted out, “No Johnny, that’s sucks! I’m so sick of telling you what a little frigging bumhole you are!”(view post)
A: They’re both purple, except for the rabbit.
MC Banhammer Posted:
That reminds me of this one (not an official entry)
Heisenberg is stopped by a traffic cop who askes: “Do you know how fast you were going?”
Heisenberg replies: “No, but I know exactly where I am”(view post)
bump for approaching deadline(view post)
I found this yesterday
Which is pretty funny if you know the original song(view post)
October 16, 2008(view post)
(Headsmack) The RatM was the start of the run, but I missed the R.P. Typical of me.(view post)