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Five Seven Five ****es.Special Emo Move The art of whiny haiku. Do you has mad skillz?
Haiku only thread. Are you asking for challenge? Bring it on, ****es. Log in to see images! (view post) |
01/27/2010 | |
Do mammary glands pop if you swim too deep?Only if you go scuba diving- b/c silicone is lighter then water. (view post) |
01/27/2010 | |
I must CONFESS!...actiualy, I’m kinda cheered up now. Thanks. Log in to see images! (view post) |
01/27/2010 | |
I must CONFESS!....Oh noes? (view post) |
01/26/2010 | |
I must CONFESS!Thanks, guys… I guess at least Blonde is easier to dye other colors. And at least she’ll get over it when dog show season is on again. (view post) |
01/26/2010 | |
I must CONFESS!She only pays attention to me when this kind of stuff comes up… (view post) |
01/25/2010 | |
SerenityOH my god I love that show it is so DEEP. (view post) |
01/25/2010 | |
I must CONFESS!I… I… I… I’M A BLOND! Log in to see images! And I can’t dye it anymore because mom is making me take ballroom dancing again- she took my lip peircing and everything!
My only comfort is she doesn;t know about the, um, *other* peircings.
WhaddoI dooooo? (view post) |
01/25/2010 | |
What do I do?!.... that’s even worse. (view post) |
03/12/2009 | |
What do I do?!I need advice!! To escape the horrible, empty lonliness of my empty home, I spend most of my time at an Internet Cafe where I can drink chai tea and scowl at the happy people on teh street.
And for a long time I have been able to nurse my eternal pain there in peace, alone in my dark corner…
But what do I do now! There’s this, um, person… a guy… who’s bein really nice 2 me, like, *really* nice… like he gave me a ‘Despair’ mix tape and said my new broken heart tattoo was cute. Log in to see images!
But he’s a Hacker!! And he wears super bright colors! He’s, like, the anti-emo! What do I do… Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/12/2009 | |
Help guys how do I cry?Citric acid- two tablespoons of lemon juice in a teardropper w/ some ammonia. Two drops and you’ll be crying like your ex girlfriend ate your kitten. (view post) |
03/06/2009 | |
I invented emoEw. Okay, staying friends with someone bc they buy you coffee and fix your computer is one thing, but a re-re stalker? Creepy. Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/06/2009 | |
I invented emoI already know *that*. The guys kinda a… I dunno… he;s Nice. Capital ‘N’. Which means he must be an idiot. But bought me a latte once and helped fix my computer, so I can tolerate him. (view post) |
03/05/2009 | |
I invented emoRecommencer Posted:
Maybe. there is this tattoo that perfectly expresses my ennui I’d like to buy. And I’m definitely cursed. I can;t imagine what else would make my life so miserable… I can find no solace either in my empty home, or in the mockery of learning they call school. I mean, there is this one guy at the internet cafe who’s kinda cool, but he never stops smiling. Guh.Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/05/2009 | |
I invented emoVerily. So, if you can be cursed by god himself, forced to wander the earth eternally, sell your soul to Satan, fall into a soul destroying slide of decadence, do lots of Opium, and write prose to make mankind weep for generations… *then* you can become the very dark soul of Emo. And the world will greive for your tragic death.
I… I’ll be back… just have to go weep as I write out the feelings of despair for the unreachable goal set upon us by a hateful god.Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/05/2009 | |
I invented emoI even heard maybe he was the first vampire, because God hated him so much that his very blood was tainted. He would understand… Oh, Cain… (view post) |
03/05/2009 | |
I invented emoRecommencer Posted: You’re right, Recommencer. I just have to stay strong… and maybe try to find some opium. At least then, I could drift in a sweet ocean free of the torture of this waking life…
And if we’re talking about Biblical, what about Cain? Eternally misunderstood for lashing out against a cruel god who rejected his offerings, his own father and brother abusing him for his failure. Doomed to eternally walk the earth in darkness without rest. (view post) |
03/05/2009 | |
I invented emoAnd don;t forget ****ing peoples wives and his own sister in the *middle of a banquet* (view post) |
03/05/2009 | |
I invented emoRecommencer Posted:
Right. Guy is super pretty. Other guy makes him worry about *not* being prety, and firstguy sells his soul to the devil for eternal youth. Cue long slide into debauchery and existential angst, with a lot of suggestions that he’s banging his best friend who’s in love with him. And again, opium. Depressing hugely *over* poetic book that teaches the lesson that even the greatest pleasures looks and money can give you will only make you a shell of a human being.
Summary: Pretty guys, opium, sex, , gay sex, opium, angst, flowery text, sad ending, the Devil, Unrequited love, opium, and Humans Suck. So. Damn. Emo. We can only *dream* of such epic, epic Emo. (view post) |
03/05/2009 | |
I invented emoI figured. Dude was basically screwed. And I think he was on opium- everyone was on cocain and opium in the 1800s. So if Oscar Wilde diddn’t invent Emo he was probably one of the best at it. I mean, listen to this.
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03/05/2009 |