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HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!Rolled a 16
Hiding and looking for good place to snipe from…
*grumble grumble* “Damn undead.” (view post) |
04/08/2008 | |
HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!*picking Ahab’s pocket*
A what!? UM, NO!! BAD BELKAR!! NAUGHTY! (view post) |
04/08/2008 | |
HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS![quote= Also, wtf tieflings? This ain’t no planar campaign Log in to see images![/quote]
“Planar nothing! My momma was a wizard that got freaky with some of her summoned beasties thank you very much!” Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/08/2008 | |
HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!I just re-found the website I was looking for,
http://www.d20srd.org/index.htm
Its the shiznit yo! Ok, and what lvl kuz tielflings are kinda… spehsul (view post) |
04/08/2008 | |
HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!Azzedar Tiefling Rogue
Str 11 Dex 19 Con 8 Int 15 Wis 5 Cha 10 ...after racial mods.
Oh, and I need a dagger, leather armor and light crossbow… *wink wink nudge nudge lick lick* (view post) |
04/08/2008 | |
HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!Aw yeah, gonna bust out wif my Tiefling Rogue, kuz rogues do it from behind… wheres my d6’s dammit!!
BTW- whose the DM? If you’re a hottie I’ll gladly go down for a few magic items n stuffs. Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/08/2008 | |
My girlfriendLOL, this reminds me of sumthin my friend do when his **** ****ed around on him.
He was working as a bouncer at a bar and was dating(****ing) one of the bartenders. She was reasonably attractive and apparently sucked a mean male reproductive organ. Sure enough, she cheated on him and he caught her… but decided to not confront her.
Instead he waited a day. The following night he called her best friend who he knew wanted his male reproductive organ. He goes to her BFF’s house, and ****s her dead in the bum. After he blows his load he says bye, hits his stopwatch and heads out the door to the car.
He hops in the car and heads to his girlfriends place, calling her on the way to let her know he’s in “The Mood”. He drives like mad to get there, gets inside and starts talking dirty, telling her how worked up he is for her.
He then gets her to suck his male reproductive organ. He then face****s her til he great timess down her throat. He then hits his the bumon on the stopwatch and says, “19 minutes and 34 seconds.”
“Huh?” she says.
“Thats how long ago my male reproductive organ was in Sarah’s bum.”
Brings a smile to my face every time I think about that story. He then made sure to leave as she was rinsing her mouth out and goto the bar where they worked and tell EVERYONE what she did. Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/07/2008 | |
PANTS AND ESCHER - CYBER THREADI cast magic missile… at the darkness. Log in to see images!
wait… I mean, fabulous personZ!! (view post) |
04/06/2008 | |
SotQR is not becoming an hero!Virtual_Eyes Posted:
LOL! Wow, where to ****ing begin… this **** is so full of herself I think Nana needs to **** some sense into her… and make her 49% TSB by injektion. Here it is sugarmammary glands, your officer choices were only poor in the fact that they were smarter than you and saw through your bull**** grandstanding. You did NOTHING for that Klan other than spout off about how great you were, others did the work.
If you don’t need Lust than I’m sure you’ll be running more and more increasingly effective raids. Thats what Lust did.. step up and try to fill that bra you worthless woman's genitals. As for a dictatorship… you do realize thats exactly what you ran before NUMEROUS ppl left your sorry bum!? BTW, they left while you were gone because they hate to hear you whine and ****. Get that through your head.
As far as a “Badge of Sisterhood” you can kindly shove it up your pretentious bum. A word of advice, when having sex, make sure you swallow the guys load. We’re all better off if you don’t breed. (view post) |
04/02/2008 | |
POST YR FACETesfan Posted:
And I think this is a FAIL!! Try again dip****, you can do it! Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/02/2008 | |
this is my poor burnt boob =(Arktor Posted: |
04/02/2008 | |
POST YR FACEarbitrayer Posted:
So, you’ve either never been with a woman or you’re a pedophile… either way you’re a pathetic, limp-male reproductive organed weeping bum sore that seriously needs to practice fellatio on a loaded .45!! Seriously, she looks as sickly as a starving Ethiopian and as fake as a 3 dollar bill (not to mention as fabulous person)! And here you sorry ****s are, sucking up and trying to get her to show some mammary glands… Good luck bumhat!!! SHE DOESN’T HAVE ANY!!!
The only reason anyone is even FAP-ing over Milo is because the Olsen twins are legal now and they have an insatiable urge to beat themselves raw over underage poon! Enjoy your 15 min. of great times splattered fame Milo! You deserve it!! Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/02/2008 | |
I'm sooooo wet! :o ;)curufeanor Posted:
First off, let me say “**** YOU!” The Euopean fashion industry are the ones that came up with heroin chic and that size 0 bull****, if I want my woman that skinny I’ll starve her myself! If you want to **** whores that look like they’re 13 go have at Milo. I’ll take a woman with some curves any day!!
Back on topic… I wasn’t satisfied laying my bits out next to a Coke can, while giving adequate size representation it has no artistry. I can do better. So the next question is…
How do you ladies feel about kilts? Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/01/2008 | |
Wats the weirdst thing thats happned 2 u durin sex?????????So, I’d been awake for about 40+ hours when my **** buddy decided she was feeling frisky. Never one to pbum on bum I said hells yeah! Sure enough as we get started I crash hard. Log in to see images!
So we’re going at it and I’m damn tired. I’m falling asleep while ****ing. I didn’t stop going or lose my hard but I did start talking about some crazy ****. Telling her about what I was do to her with legos n ****. Seriously awkward moment when I snapped awake, still going at it. Log in to see images!
Moved her around to a standing doggy position on my waterbed so if I fell asleep again I’d hopefully fall over and NOT talk about legos. Seriously, Legos, WTF!?! (view post) |
04/01/2008 | |
I'm sooooo wet! :o ;)Ask and ye shall receive! Log in to see images!
Now wheres that camera…
Ready the Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/01/2008 | |
I'm sooooo wet! :o ;)NawtyFish Posted:
Ok ok, damn… hafta find a volunteer er sumthin… in the meantime, how about some inspiration? Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/01/2008 | |
I'm sooooo wet! :o ;)Escher Posted: |
04/01/2008 | |
Americans: serious questionAcid Flux Posted: |
03/31/2008 | |
Americans: serious questionBesides, have you seen how many of those welfare living, mush mouthed morons we have? They fill the streets and overflow the garbage dumps… shooting em is only a stopgap measure, we need to shoot their parents too! (view post) |
03/31/2008 | |
I'm sooooo wet! :o ;)curufeanor Posted:
No you moron, its called a “female”. You give them and nice things, they give up da woman's genitals.
Unless you got a huge shwantz like me, then they pay you for it. Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/31/2008 |
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