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3BP - Invent-a-PeenMeta Mind**** – Player won the Invent-a-Peen contest in Flamebate.
WHAT NOW ****ES (view post) |
04/30/2009 | |
My own Last Post Wins 45BP contest1 week get?
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04/30/2009 | |
Post for a chance at 45 BPsneed 1 bp for part 2 -_- (view post) |
04/30/2009 | |
help me set unreasonably high standards for the flamebate epeen FOR 195 BROWNIE POINTS~Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/30/2009 | |
JB presents: "Forumwarz Apprentice" | Money. Power. Fame. Brownies. E-Peen.hmm. weighing the vast amount of time and soul i would pour into this versus the trillion other obligations i have in my life…
hmm oh, and btw “This is application is already way tl;dr! You call yourself a web writer?”
I find it ironic that you chose that line of all places to make a typo. (view post) |
04/30/2009 | |
View this thread to receive a Haxploitation epeenLog in to see images!
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04/29/2009 | |
View this thread to receive a Haxploitation epeenquangntenemy Posted: while this sounds legit enough, this part is, of course, total bull****. SMALLINIT rolling over is a very well known and well-dogreat timesented happening, but it flipping negative would be a single isolated event and i’d be hard-pressed to believe it would cause any sort of crashing or glitching outside of the negative view for this thread.
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image very related. (view post) |
04/29/2009 | |
I KNOW YOUR IP, NOW HACKING ITi remember posting this in forums and thinking i was cool about… four years ago?
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04/29/2009 | |
Little Shop Contest For 3 BPLog in to see images!
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04/29/2009 | |
Macolytes vs the Firefox FaithfulLog in to see images!
someone had to do it. (view post) |
04/29/2009 | |
THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNOmegleBot: You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! (When the conversation is over, type $disconnect.) OmegleBot: hi BurningZebra256: hey BurningZebra256: listen, so i heard about this place through a site i belong to BurningZebra256: it’s called “ForumWarz” BurningZebra256: and a while back, a bunch of the ****s there thought it would be funny to have a sort of contest BurningZebra256: a trolling contest if you will BurningZebra256: and a whole bunch of people came here, and did a bunch of stupid stuff BurningZebra256: which they then showed to others, in the hopes of winning awards BurningZebra256: well the problem is BurningZebra256: they were all retards OmegleBot: ? OmegleBot: mele OmegleBot: ? BurningZebra256: and everything they did was unfunny BurningZebra256: and they posted all this very special **** BurningZebra256: hoping people would laugh BurningZebra256: and no one did BurningZebra256: the end BurningZebra256: *bows* BurningZebra256: $disconnect OmegleBot: You have disconnected. Type $connect whenever you would like to start a new chat. (view post) |
04/28/2009 | |
help me set unreasonably high standards for the flamebate epeen FOR 195 BROWNIE POINTS~Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/22/2009 | |
THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNI did the unoriginal ‘paste from Trapped in the Closet’ trick, and then the guy took it so well i started getting creative. Then i totally missed the perfect opportunity at the end in favor of copy-pasting =\
ahh, regret.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! (When the conversation is over, type $disconnect.) Stranger: Do you like pina coladas? You: Welcome to the Trapped in the Cupboard, a text adventure game. Type help at any time to learn the game commands. You are trapped in a cupboard. Stranger: I feel around the edges. Stranger: Commands are for the weak! You: > I feel around the edges. You have: a gun. You: > Commands are for the weak! Sorry, I don’t understand that command. Stranger: Hmmm….. You: > Hmmm….. Sorry, I don’t understand that command. Stranger: I think very hard! You: > I think very hard! You have: a gun. Stranger: I shoot in all four directions. You: > I shoot in all four directions. You have: a gun. Stranger: HEY YOU Stranger: I load the gun first? You: lol the letter I is tripping it Stranger: dude bro! You: every time you type I it gives your inventory You: idk whay that’s very special Stranger: seriously dude You: i shoud get a better script Stranger: you’re supposed to be writing it! You: yeah… You: that would take too long to type as I went You: people have short attention spans Stranger: i don’t! Stranger: back to the game! You: lol You: kk Stranger: I shoot in all four directions. You: > I shoot in all four directions. You puncture holes in the sides of the cupboard. Nothing happens. In the distance, you think you hear screaming Stranger: I say aloud, “Do you like pina coladas?” You: > I say aloud, “Do you like pina coladas?” What kind of crazy lunatic are you? You’re alone in a cupboard. ALONE. No one can hear you. Stranger: I ram my foot into the side of the cupboad. You: > I ram my foot into the side of the cupboad. The cupboard rocks a bit, but otherwise remains the same. This is one of those sliding cupboard doors, after all. Stranger: I attempt to slide the door open. You: >I attempt to slide the door open. You succeed. BONUS: Your score is now 1. How astute. You open the cupboard and step out. You’re in the bedroom of a Chicago apartment. There is a door to your east. Through a window you can see that it’s a lovely spring day. There is a dildo lying on the bed. Stranger: I pick up the dildo. You: >I pick up the dildo. BONUS: Your score is now 2. Free dildo? How could you NOT take it? You shove it in your pants. Stranger: I look out the window. You: >I look out the window. You see the streets of Chicago. There are many fat people wearing Cubs hats and feasting on bratwurst. Stranger: I yell, “Hey fatso!” You: >I yell, “Hey fatso!” The window is too thick. No one can hear you. Stranger: I open the eastern door. You: >I open the eastern door. The living room is especially spacious. There is a door to the bedroom to the west. There is another door to your east. There is a walnut here. Stranger: I pick up the walnut. You: >I pick up the walnut. What would you want with it? Man, you don’t have to pick up every single goddamn thing. Stranger: I look around for more walnuts. You: >I look around for more walnuts. There aren’t any. Stranger: I attempt to crack the walnut. You: >I attempt to crack the walnut. The walnut resists your attack. It seems to be composed of titanium. Stranger: I open the door to the bedroom. You: >I open the door to the bedroom. Unfortunately, the door is locked. Perhaps there is a key somewhere. Stranger: I throw the walnut at the door. You: >I throw the walnut at the door. The walnut is nowhere to be found. That’s funny. You could have sworn it was right there… Stranger: I question my sanity. You: >You have: a dildo and a gun. You sit down on the floor and begin to ponder your existence. Unfortunately, your thoughts are cut short by a vibrating sound in your pants. Stranger: I take out the dildo. You: >I take out the dildo. It’s pink! Stranger: I put the dildo back in my pants and open the eastern door. You: >I put the dildo back in my pants and open the eastern door. The walnut seems to have locked this door too. Hmm. The dildo vibrates invitingly. Stranger: I put on my robe and wizard hat. You: >I put on my robe and wizard hat. You have become bloodninja! You slowly insert the dildo into your bum. At first it hurts, but you soon begin to enjoy it. As it slides in deeper into your rectum, you feel a distinct pressure you’ve never felt before. Thinking you’ve finally found your anal G-spot, you violently thrust the dildo towards your lower intestine. Just as you’re about to climax, you hear a “clink” sound. You look down to see a key on the floor. The pressure is suddenly gone. And you now have a key. Congratulations, homo. BONUS: Your score is now 4. Stranger: I ask aloud, “Do women who engage in anal sex with object necessarily become gay?” You: >I ask aloud, “Do women who engage in anal sex with object necessarily become gay?” How the **** should I know? I’m just a game. Stranger: I ask aloud, “Would you consider yourself inanimate, game?” You: >I ask aloud, “Would you consider yourself inanimate, game?” Who the **** are you talking to, anyways. You are alone in the room. Stranger: I ask aloud, “Would you pbum the Turing test, robot?” Stranger: I take out my gun. Stranger: I question my sanity. You: >I ask aloud, “Would you pbum the Turing test, robot?” Without warning, the walnut appears and strikes a powerful blow to your head with his katana. Your head easily wields to the sharp and powerful blade. You are dead, thereby saving the author from having to answer all those pesky questions you seem to be asking. How convenient. Stranger: yields, not wields Stranger: I rise from the grave. You: >yields, not wields Dead people can’t correct typos >_> You: >I rise from the grave. YOU HAVE BEEN REBORN! You: You are now a zombie! Stranger: I turn vegan. You: >I turn vegan. You wonder why it matters, seeing as there is nothing to eat in this room. BONUS: Your score is now Stranger: I jump out the window in the previous room. You: You find that the window is merely a painting. You wonder how you did not realize that before, seeing as the people are merely stick figures. You bounce awkwardly off the ‘window’. Stranger: I cast Teleport Level 2. You: You do not have any runes. Stranger: I pick up the key and open the bedroom door. You: BONUS: Your score is now -3. You insert the ****-covered key into the tight little keyhole. You turn it ever so slowly. The door unlocks. Stranger: I enter. You: You are in the hallway of an apartment building. There’s an elevator to the south and a large steak on the floor. There’s a bumon on the wall. Stranger: I wonder why this was called the bedroom. Stranger: I press the bumon. You: I wonder why this was called the bedroom. >It wasn’t, smartbum. You: BONUS: Your score is now less than 12. bumon and you’re amazed when it lights up. A few seconds later you hear a “ding” noise and the elevator opens Stranger: I sniff the elevator. You: It smells of pork, which is of no interest to you. Stranger: I step inside and begin screaming. You: You enter the elevator screaming. You wait while the elevator descends. R. Kelly is in here wearing a white suit. He says, ‘Hey.’ Stranger: I ask him for grains. You: BONUS: Your score is now 7. R. Kelly unzips his fly and pulls out his large male reproductive organ, which, like the rest of his skin, is dark brown in color. He begins to urinate on you. The jetstream of warm yellow fluid splashes playfully against your teeth, while rivulets of the golden liquid trickle down your cheeks and neck. You are painfully aroused. You experience an unfamiliar sensation: pure happiness. Stranger: I cry. Stranger: you could be so clever you know Stranger: but alas Stranger: i gave you a chance! Stranger: such talent going to waste Stranger: Your conversational partner has disconnected. Type $connect if you would like to chat with another random stranger. (view post) |
04/11/2009 | |
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03/29/2009 | |
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03/29/2009 | |
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