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Post here for a chance at 6BP!What I found out today involving Delphi is pretty important I think. What brought this topic up for me today was Scientology. There is an interview in which a former Scientolo-thrall makes mention of a special Scientology center called Delphi. For a supposed original religion, Scientology oddly contains numerous references to Greek mythology by name. I’m not talking about the Xenu story being a rip off of Hesiod’s Theogony either. Hubbard’s fake navy of crappy party boats were named after Greek gods at one point and as I found out today there’s a center called Delphi. There are probably many more instances of Greek mythological influences present. In deconstructing Scientology as I am, this habit indicates something. It isn’t by mere coincidence, there is a reason…
During world war 2, the Nazis had a preoccupation with hunting down mythological relics. If you watch garbage like Raiders Of The Lost Ark, the whole thing about the Nazis is truthful since they really were running around looking for **** like the ark of the covenant and the spear of destiny believing these things would grant them incredible supernatural powers. In truth, their quest was driven by simple greed and silly superstition. Superior race my bumhole (Scientologists hold a similar view of themselves… being a superior race that is). It looks like there’s a similar practice going on in Scientology. While not actively going out and hunting down magic artifacts, they’re opting for the transubstantiation method owning mythological figures and places in name. Delphi was the most famous of the oracles in ancient Greece, the choice by Scientologists to call their facility Delphi may have been with the belief the center will take on the same properties. Yes it sounds stupid, but you have to understand Scientologists are all victims of an obvious pyramid scheme they believe will grant them super powers. Scientologists are not smart or logical people.
I have a creeping suspicion the true intention for all of this is as an elaborate smear campaign. Against whom? Um… Scientologists operate on a special brand of broken logic. Being in ownership of things called Delphi and Apollo and Athena and the horrible awful things Scientology is using these things for…. Things like Delphi, Apollo, and Athena are very old and were very influential figures and places. By taking these names it allows someone leverage in how these things are remembered. The following is an example of what I’m trying to get across. There are rumors that problematic members of Scientology were taken on pleasure cruises aboard Hubbard’s fake navy. While in the middle of the ocean, they’d be pushed overboard and die. Consider now if the ship this takes place on is called Apollo. The available information could be manipulated as thus, “Apollo? Apollo killed people…” and it would be true. Sure the statement is worded in a particular manner and ignoring important details, but the statement is not false. Scientologists play this dishonest sort of ****ed up semantics all the time. What’s scary about this is Scientologists are influential and extremely invasive and nobody is willing to call them on their bull**** because of how they intimidate critics and how they invade and manipulate social and legal services. In the grand scheme of things, Scientology is doomed to fail. They are completely out of touch with reality and they’re set up in a way to believe the cultural damage they produce is helping save everyone. Honestly, it appears Scientology’s purpose is to completely up **** humanity. Amid the ashes of a failed human civilization will be **** like ‘Apollo? Apollo killed people…” Apollo happened a long time ago. Retroactively applying this statement would suggest the human race has been culturally ****ed up from the very start. All thanks to this little abusive bumhole cult completely oblivious to the kind of harm its causing.
Now there’s something else I need to address. Its very important. There’s an odd sort of phenomenon going on involving a subversive influence. Its difficult to deal with because its so difficult to even identify. The sort of thing going on doesn’t make sense because it presents itself in a distorted sense of time and meaning, but what it involves is identity and culture theft. Think Romans and Greeks where Romans are like ‘OMG WE’LL JUST USE THE SAME GODS AS THE GREEKS DID BUT CALL THEM DIFFERENT NAMES LOLOLOLO NOBODY WILL EVER BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE’ This happened with a certain game company. Um. Acclaim. Yeah.
Acclaim gets stolen. No ****. Someone hijacks it. I own all their damn games I notice a peculiar trend among them as time goes on in terms of their quality. Its not just that, but that company has produced some intense drama with some of the **** it’s pulled when it was around. Later questionable partnerships were made with well known Sonic the Hedgehog loving crack heads who created some of this major drama. Trust me, this is very strange. The obnoxious male reproductive organ who took it over is a religious freak just like the Scientologists I described above, real piece of ****. I’m not completely sure how things got the way they are, but if I were to guess it involves some sort of temporal displacement. But its done in a way that the person he’s ripping off is completely unaware of it. There really is some sort of weird **** going on involving screwing with time and deliberate mismanagement of information to get people to think the wrong things. Chances are if I hate you, its because someone has made you look bad. Basically if you want to **** him up really bad, pick a really ****ty awful game to localize and never localize it. Make up a mock box, shrink wrap it, and take a picture of it on a store shelf proving it was released. Insist this game comes out. Do whatever humanly possible to convince him this happens. I’m telling you, lies like this really **** these parasitic thieving bastards up REAL bad.
I’m confident everything is going to work out alright. There are certain traces of information I pick up on that give me some sort of hope. Like there was this one game Acclaim translated where the main character has his girlfriend stolen, ok? When he finally meets up with the evil jerk who stole her, he gets the **** knocked out of him. Instead of being killed, the evil jerk decides to be an evil jerk and send him into the future so he can live in the ****ty miserable world the evil jerk used his evil jerk powers to make. At the end of the game, you find out your girlfriend was raped relentlessly by the evil jerk and she dies when you kill him ;_; But this is one of those mixed blessings. In the past, you escorted a little girl with strange colored hair. Time was really kind to her and when you see her in the future, she is totally ****ing hot. Way hotter than your original girlfriend. That game was so awesome. Even today its still really good. I’m gonna go play it again. Hopefully my Virtual Boy still works so I can play it. (view post) |
06/26/2009 | |
Contest for 15 BP and your name on my mammary glands!Oh right. About this time travel ****, using the internet to break the time barrier isn’t such a safe method of time travel after all. It actually presents a worse danger than being worried about losing a single individual in the past. See, tampering with time creates strain on reality as it relates to order being broken and restructured. Sending a single person back in time isn’t so bad; reality can easily compensate apparently. But compare the instance of a single man being sent into the past vs hundreds of thousands of data packets attempting to change history being sent from several sources converging at a single point in time and generating conflicting “do” and “do not” commands “does happen” and “does not happen” events and you’ve got a giant ****ing mess on your hands.
Now here’s the bad part of all this meddling: with so many forces vying to control it, the strain will become critical enough to break time itself and fragment reality. The very concept will become so corrupted it will be meaningless and reality will have discard time as a matter of survival (survival as in continuing to make sense). Read that again and consider a place where time has no meaning; there is no future nor a past. The people (creatures more likely) living in it are ****ed up living in some sort of stasis with no connection to a past, present, or future as we know it. Ok, well it does but its very confused (one of many confusing ‘yes but no’ paradoxes) where they actually do have a past but have been disconnected from it so if they can even conceive what a past is its all a big to them.
That’s dreamtime jluk. Its a funky kind of pseudo reality that apparently exists but operates on a different set of rules. The most notable being its a place where time has no meaning but there are vestiges that it once existed.
Time is what I’m after here. Defining it. The world is a very big place with lots of different kinds of people living on it. Despite these racial differences there is a strange cultural phenomenon that indicates the world isn’t as big as it seems. There are cognates. I’ll pick on Japan to prove my point. In Japan there were dudes called samurai. If you study the samurai culture and are well read in western culture, you’ll notice a striking similarities between them and european knights. In philosophy, purpose, and appearance. Any one of you ****s are free to argue with me and tell me I’m wrong, but I know what I see. Samurai are Japanese knights. They even do silly visually punny **** like put moon decorations on their silly hats.
Yeah, so, to reiterate time is what I’m after here. I’m picking on Japan again. The Japanese concept of time is different from the west’s. The Japanese year is based on their emperor. Their concept of year is based on who is ruling and what # year of his rule it is. Compare to the west when its the year 20XX. But wait a second. The western calendar year is also based around a person. Someone religious folks consider to be a king. The king of kings. That’s right: Elvis. And supposedly he’s dead. But its the 20XXth year of his ‘rule’ from the grave, and like Elvis there are all these myserious magical sightings of him. Isn’t that ****ed up? Its like the east and west are two sides of the same coin. Sounds kinda Baldr to me a little. Almost like perhaps somewhere Sisyphus has been unsuccessfully trying to roll a Baldr up the burial mound of the REAL Baldr for the past 20XX years. That perhaps Cronus is real and he’s continually trying and failing to usurp Chronos, a man who truly is time personified because we use him to define what year it is.
You know what? I know I’m right about this internet being used to travel time ****. And I’ll tell you something about it. There’s an inherent risk in transmitting data packets through time when there are other groups trying to do the same thing. It deals with the shotgun principal. Shotgun principal is what 419 scams work on, a 419 scammer spams a ****ton of mail like buckshot knowing it increases his odds of successfully hitting a sucker. Its like the spread gun in Contra. The more bullets you **** out over a wider area, the more likely you are to hit something; its why the spread gun is so awesome in Contra. The inverse can happen too: the more packets you **** out, the more likely they are to be intercepted. And this is what’s kinda going on. There’s a big over influence spanning the ages. It explains the goofy activity I encountered in the hospital where certain people were letting me know they were ****ing spying on me some of them letting me know they’ve been doing it for quite some time. They’re all religious. The worst being Russian Jews claiming to be notRussian (1st rule of X club is you are not X). All lookin for Jesus I presume. That doesn’t make sense to me. That a religious organization claiming to worship God and/or Jesus has to resort to espionage and infiltration to find that meal ticket they believe is a free ride to a better place. Yah, some people are that base and ugly and they’re so stupid and desperate for Jesus, they’d get me confused with him. I’m no Jesus. Meeting these people kind of makes me believe Jesus is a bad thing. Makes me kinda think the anti-christ is a good guy cuz thats what he would be if Jesus turned out to be evil which apparently he is based on the behaviors and methods of the idiots who believe in him so bad. I don’t like these people. Nobody should. Why did Jesus die so these bastard ****wits could continue ****ing things up for themselves and everyone else?
The other danger in using data transmission to **** with the past is it produces a psychological side effect of dementia where people have trouble keeping track of their memories and can’t keep details straight. Like people calling me Kevin. (****ing stop that, I’m not kevin.) So I guess I’ve got a good memory and that ability might even explain why the Army poisoned me with mercury (I think that’s what someone attempted to do with my last anthrax shot, cuz I got real sick and experienced mercury poisoning related symptoms) and probably drugged me with something else later on. Shoulda put a bullet through my head instead, that at least would’ve gotten rid of me.
Oh, and I guess I should also add that dreamtime is a screwy place and its a good idea to stay the hell out, but nobody seems to listen to what I say anyway. (view post) |
06/26/2009 | |
The Official FlowinWarz Freestyle/Keystyle Rap Mother****in' Battle, ****es! 13 BP + E-Peen™!Rollin’ up in this ****, so ya’ll better just quit, or start sucking my male reproductive organ, ‘cause my rhymes come out quick. (view post) |
06/20/2009 | |
CLOSED: CONTEST FOR 1BP: Recommend me a ****ing weird/interesting video gameAlso, Kingdom of Loathing. A free browser-based RPG, with hand-drawn art and tons of quests. It’s absolutely hilarious. Just like FW, you get a certain amount of turns until rollover (40), but these can be extended by eating, drinking booze (too much will cause you to become drunk, making the turns, called “adventures”, useless but hilarious), and having items in either the campground or your clan’s (which you can form at level 9, or join one at level one) HQ. There is also PvP. There are six clbumes to choose from. I’ll list them, but not go into detail. Seal Clubber, Turtle Tamer, Pastamancer, Saucerer, Disco Bandit ans Accordion Thief. Kingdomofloathing.com (view post) |
10/17/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadLike I said: patties. (view post) |
10/17/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadSausage would be alright. I could probably cook up an omelette or something. Try to get sausage patties, not links. That way I can throw some sausage into the omelette. (view post) |
10/17/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadPowdered sugar? I think we’re out, Bill came over and spilled it everywhere. Again. (view post) |
10/17/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadWell, I mean, I think we’d need more than that. We’d probably use them or something, and not have any left over. I’ll pick up a dozen. (view post) |
10/17/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadOh. Well, I’ll pick some up at the store. Do we need eggs? I mean, I grabbed some the other day, but I think Steve already used them in something. (view post) |
10/17/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadIt depends. How fresh are the blueberries? (view post) |
10/17/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadNo, I just had sonic. Maybe later. (view post) |
10/17/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadI’ma win this ****. (view post) |
10/17/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadNOT GONNA HAPPEN (view post) |
10/17/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadTHIS THREAD WILL NEVER END (view post) |
10/17/2008 | |
CLOSED: CONTEST FOR 1BP: Recommend me a ****ing weird/interesting video gameGang Garrison 2. Gang Garrison 2 is an online-multiplayer-8-bit-side-scrolling-team-based-shooter-and-capture-the-flag-game, (or OM8BSSTBSCTFG) based on Team Fortress 2. The game includes all the clbumes of TF2, and is available for free here. (view post) |
10/17/2008 | |
2bp for the best demotivationalOh, ****. I already lost Log in to see images! WHAT A FAUX PAS (view post) |
10/17/2008 | |
2bp for the best demotivationalLog in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! (view post) |
10/17/2008 | |
CLOSED: Easy Contest For 7BP (enough for EP2!)Might as well try. (view post) |
10/17/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadthjghgfh (view post) |
10/17/2008 |