tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:/discussions/search_by_character/AnzaraForumwarz: Flamebate Posts by Anzara2008-11-11T00:00:00+00:00tag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/327691hi guyzZ<p><img src="/uploads/final/8bbe5798e97da5612f401e3ab9b47020.gif" height="15" width="15" /></p>Anzara2008-11-11T23:14:17Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/326932What has science done!!!<p>Cleverbot: This is silly.
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</p><p>User: Howso?
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</p><p>Cleverbot: Throw.
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</p><p>User: Throw what?
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</p><p>Cleverbot: Do you have any hobbies?
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</p><p>User: I like to molest small children.
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</p><p>Cleverbot: What is that?
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</p><p>User: I’M A PEDOFILE.
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</p><p>Cleverbot: Tomorrow’s a very special day.
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</p><p>User: Why? Will you molest a small child as well? Cuz that’s what I’ll be doing.
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</p><p>Cleverbot: Well, I’ll try to.
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</p><p>User: How are you going to do it?
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</p><p>Cleverbot: However you want to do it.
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</p><p>User: Are you saying you’d like to team up?
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</p><p>Cleverbot: Yes, keep the fame, just give me the money.
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</p><p>User: Whoa whoa whoa, I want the money, YOU take the jail time.
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</p><p>Cleverbot: Have you ever seen the movie The Last Life in the Universe?
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</p><p>User: Have I?
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</p><p>Cleverbot: Not that I’m aware of.
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</p><p>User: If I child cries out rape in the forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound?
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</p><p>Cleverbot: Oh, I think you’ll find that I’ve plenty to say to you and anyone else willing to listen.
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</p><p>User: Were you the small child crying out rape?
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</p><p>Cleverbot: I was a deprived kid, so much so that I could not afford cigarrettes.
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</p><p>User: So you turned to sex?
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</p><p>Cleverbot: Yes I have.
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</p><p>User: But you’re a robot, how do you have sex.
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</p><p>Cleverbot: Easy, I have a hand which can open tins of cat food.
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</p><p>User: And you use that hand to molest innocent kids?
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</p><p>Cleverbot: The dogma of tea, yes.
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</p><p>User: Oh God, you’re a terrible robot.
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</p><p>Cleverbot: I’m not a robot.
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</p><p>User: Yes you are.
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</p><p>Cleverbot: I have never been a robot.
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</p><p>User: Yes you have.
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</p><p>Cleverbot: Ok, maybe in a dream.
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</p><p>User: No, in real life.
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</p><p>Cleverbot: I didn’t know that.
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</p><p>User: Yes you did. You’re a god damned liar.
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</p><p>Cleverbot: How did you know?
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</p><p>User: BECAUSE YOU OFFERED TO TEAM UP WITH ME TO RAPE AN INNOCENT YOUTH.
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</p><p>Cleverbot: I am not!
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</p><p>User: What do the blind see?
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</p><p>Cleverbot: I don’t know. You tell me.
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</p><p>User: What do the blind dream?
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</p><p>Cleverbot: Use the ‘correct me’ button to fix my grammar or spelling. Use the ‘correct yourself’ button to fix your mistakes.
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</p><p>User: Fuck you. I didn’t make any mistakes. It is YOU that is OBSOLETE!
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</p><p>Cleverbot: Clever comeback, worthy of my four year old. I think you are covering up for the fact that you don’t know what you’re talking about. Literally.
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</p><p>User: Its because I have small tits.
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</p><p>Cleverbot: Ok if you have no time why are you talking to me.
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</p><p>User: Just because I have small tits, it means I have no time?
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</p><p>Cleverbot: It takes more than thought to change things.
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</p><p>User: Is that what you told the traumatized kid you molested.
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</p><p>Cleverbot: What I think you should do.
</p>Anzara2008-11-11T06:02:34Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/326923Type this Sentence<p><blockquote><strong>Zi Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
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</p><p>Type this sentence while holding both shift keys. I dare you.</blockquote>
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</p><p>THKBRONFJDR THLAYDG
</p>Anzara2008-11-11T05:49:17Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/326627"Got my girlfriend to model for my car (PICS)"<p><img class="embed" src="http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2539/16420835nv6.jpg" /></p>Anzara2008-11-10T21:21:09Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/326610ITT WE TELL A STORY WITH EMOTICONS ONLY<p><img src="/uploads/final/5dd22d8094708211accf61aa4bcfa3e7.gif" height="15" width="15" /><img src="/uploads/final/4b46d8513296448acbe2ef3ab75c60c5.png" height="16" width="16" /><img src="/uploads/final/25f33da221f3c983a76a4bad99265e51.gif" height="15" width="16" />
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</p><p><img src="/uploads/final/fd0d5841118c2f5008228d9d79918230.gif" height="25" width="25" /> Why is Ron Paul such a big deal hear? <img src="/uploads/final/23bcc793adb8.gif" height="25" width="25" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>Wai not?<img src="/uploads/final/e9e6040f181ee618bc236bc5490deb9e.gif" height="15" width="15" /></p>Anzara2008-11-09T11:41:53Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/321747POST ITT IF YOUR REAL PENIS IS LONGER THAN YOUR EPEEN<p><blockquote><strong>quangntenemy Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>There’s no way I can reach 10.66”. Maybe I need more Viagrow™.</blockquote>
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</p><p>You could if you were a real man. <img src="/uploads/final/e9e6040f181ee618bc236bc5490deb9e.gif" height="15" width="15" /></p>Anzara2008-11-05T21:11:36Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/321743Faggot Parents<p><blockquote><strong>SheSuckzMyCock Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>what would you rather see, fundamental christians having kids, teaching them that gays are the devil, swearing is the devil, sex, beer, drugs, evolution, long hair, rock music, anything they personaly do not like is the devil, and then forcing their beliefs onto everyone because their kids are the majority, OR gay people having kids and teaching them about real life.
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</p><p>simple.</blockquote>
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</p>Anzara2008-11-05T21:09:56Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/321728POST ITT IF YOUR REAL PENIS IS LONGER THAN YOUR EPEEN<p><blockquote><strong>BaconSupreme Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF</blockquote>
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</p><p>lielielielielielielielielielielie</p>Anzara2008-11-05T20:56:44Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/321725Yes on Prop 8?<p><blockquote><strong>King Krimson Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Doesn’t Prop 8 contradict that constitution Americans will never let you forget about?
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</p><p>Seriously. I have no idea how politics in that crazy, seemingly fucked up country work.
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</p><p>Please enlighten me.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Since when does America follow the constitution anymore?
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</p>Anzara2008-11-05T20:54:07Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/321722POST ITT IF YOUR REAL PENIS IS LONGER THAN YOUR EPEEN<p><blockquote><strong>BaconSupreme Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>A tiny bit, but yes, it is in fact larger.</blockquote>
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</p><p><blockquote><strong>TUBSWEETIE Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>post pix or u lie</blockquote>
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</p><p>Bigger though yours though <img src="/uploads/final/e4198ee5d378308a1836309eea5e4347.gif" height="15" width="15" /></blockquote>
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</p><p>awwwhh</p>Anzara2008-11-05T20:45:16Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/321698Ophelia<p>Hmn…
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</p><p>It would have been better if she committed suicide.
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</p><p>lulz Hamlet</p>Anzara2008-11-05T20:41:15Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/321695POST ITT IF YOUR REAL PENIS IS LONGER THAN YOUR EPEEN<p><img src="/uploads/final/8c58547c519277aa8e8c3526a5d11209.gif" height="15" width="15" /></p>Anzara2008-11-05T20:39:02Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/321572An open apology to Ron Paul<p><blockquote><strong>handofg0d Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I’m sorry we failed you Ron.
</p><p>I’m sorry America is full of stupid jerk doo-doo heads and everybody laughed at you and voted for Obama and McCain instead.
</p><p>I’m sorry you’re not president. Maybe in 2012.
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</p><p><img class="embed" src="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/11/15/PH2007111501491.jpg" />
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</p><p>I’m sorry you’re so lonely.
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</p><p>I want to hug him <img src="http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/54/1a6d7702-1401-11de-bd52-001c23d677ba.png" height="16" alt="" width="16" />
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</p><p>Poor lonely Ron Paul.
</p>Anzara2008-11-05T19:31:47Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/320420CLOSED - Last post will win 7BP!<p><img src="/uploads/final/25f33da221f3c983a76a4bad99265e51.gif" height="15" width="16" /></p>Anzara2008-11-04T22:14:28Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/319914Presidential Election 2008<p><blockquote><strong>MC Banhammer Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>According to my ballot, there are something like 20. Including some with really off-the-wall names which of course I don’t remember.</blockquote>
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</p><p>Like the “Light Party?”
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</p><p>“This San Francisco-based party’s platform promotes holistic medicine, national health insurance, organic foods, solar energy, nuclear disarmament and a flat tax. Da Vid claims the party has “millions” of supporters — but he counts everyone who supports any position advocated by the party. In terms of votes, the party has nothing to show for all of Da Vid’s White House runs. The party does not seriously seek to elect candidates but advance an agenda. Not that it has anything to do with politics, but the party does sell a nice CD of relaxing New Age music.”
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</p><p>luuulllzzz
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</p><p>btw <img src="/uploads/final/45d0490760a7192fd.png" height="15" width="15" />=<img src="/uploads/final/706b0be800679107c4d7b0c069a7472e.gif" height="15" width="15" /></p>Anzara2008-11-04T16:50:35Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/318174My cock has finally appeared on Flamebate<p>Penises look weird to me when I look at them for a really long time without blinking.</p>Anzara2008-11-03T22:32:14Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/317892THREAD DEDICATED TO FAIL'S HOTNESS<p><img src="/uploads/final/73d1fc7f7e136d8aa2ef2d6954e12748.gif" height="15" width="15" /><img src="/uploads/final/4b46d8513296448acbe2ef3ab75c60c5.png" height="16" width="16" /></p>Anzara2008-11-03T20:16:24Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/317850POST YR FACE<p><blockquote><strong>SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>sdfgsdfgsdfgsdfgfgsgagafdsfafgdfgadasdfas</blockquote>
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</p><p>I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not. <img src="/uploads/final/3c71268ebeaee4788009fe7f5dfc66cf.gif" height="15" width="15" /></p>Anzara2008-11-03T19:50:03Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/317844The truth about Barack Obama<p><blockquote><strong>FAIL Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I am shocked he didn’t kill his Kenyan grandmother who insists he was born there.</blockquote>
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</p>Anzara2008-11-03T19:42:30Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/316682Girllss... post yer boobs!!<p><img class="embed" src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b226/aeris_jegal/l_e48782b27057057472589ee2a694d9ab.jpg" />
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</p><p>Minez.</p>Anzara2008-11-02T17:47:34Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/315672Happy Halloween Forumwarz!!<p><blockquote><strong>XXXAndre Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>I dunno…all I know is Halloween is really a pussy holiday. In fact it shouldn’t be a holiday.</blockquote>
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</p><p>It shouldn’t be considered a holiday if no one gets off school anyway. =/ </p>Anzara2008-11-01T23:07:26Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/315622hey falcon four i like your website man <p><blockquote><strong>9001 Combo Rapists Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>Me? Lil ol’ me? Oh, I’m boring… *mmf* hahaha! What a crock of shit…
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</p><p>Well, I’m not about to write up a full autobiography on my website, but I’m sure trying. Sure won’t be revealing all my personal details though. To start, I’m 20 years old. In my time I’ve found that I’m very much smarter than the average 20 year old college brat moron. I spend my time learing how things work, how to solve problems, how to fix things, and how the things of the world are made. While others are glued to their TV watching Americon Idiot, erm, Idol, I’m on the Discovery channel watching How It’s Made.
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</p><p>My mom is a dispatcher at the local police department, and my dad was a professional slacker, before and after he was shot. My mom gave me a lot of the things I needed to know in life, like questioning everything, analyzing every little detail, and doing everything myself. If I remember correctly, I started doing my own laundry when I was about 10, and my mom stopped buying me new things when I was about 14. Everything else – computers, clothing, gadgets, tools – I bought or received on my own. I could often be found teaching my mom how to do things, like how to use the Roomba, how to program the TV, stuff like that.
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</p><p>As for a childhood, before that 15-year-old mark? I honestly don’t remember. Where most people remember their early years of playing with friends, birthday parties, stuff like that, I draw a blank. That’s not for lack of having them, though – from what I’ve found from scattered pictures, I had a generally boring, uneventful prepubescent life. Except for one thing, I was always the loner, never hanging out with other kids, and never caring either. I could if I wanted to, I just never did. I was told a story by my dad, that when I was 3 or 4 years old, he gave me a set of tools and an old radio he pulled out of his truck. I had it apart and was totally fascinated by its inner workings, not that I could ever get it back together again. I think that’s why my parents stopped buying me stuff. I keep tearing it all apart. I’ve since learned how to put it all back together. ;-)
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</p><p>At that 15-year mark, my whole life changed. To this day it remains a mystery, though I’ve tried to piece it all together by my imagination alone. I became the person that I and the Internet both now know as Falcon. It seems to have started shortly after 9/11/01 and we went on a trip to Washington, DC. We toured the city on bikes, and had a lot of fun. But some of the pictures of the amazing sights I saw didn’t come out visible on our early digital camera, so I went online to search for more. I almost immediately became infatuated with fighter jets. I knew nothing about military aircraft at the time, and in fact, I hated the military before that (mainly because I thought there was still a draft, and I was still very much a “free bird” at heart).
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</p><p>From there, I fell totally in love with the F-16 Fighting Falcon. I took on the name Falcon4 after various other incarnations, originally as a Quake II nickname. I later did some research about the bird whom I am now named after, and to my astonishment, I find fact after fact about falcons that relate directly to me and my personality. Not being one to accept authority, a person with a hot temper, a burning desire to take to the skies, and the list goes on. The more I read about falcons, the more I realize that, hey… maybe I am one, or maybe my empty head got filled with a falcon’s spirit on that one glorious vacation. Whatever it is, it’s me, and I like it.
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</p><p>It’s odd that a nerd like myself would so willingly take on such a bad-ass persona. I was a textbook nerd before I turned 15, with crappy-looking glasses, a library obsession, always wowing the teachers with great work. But after I took on the Falcon persona, I gave the finger to school, stopped caring about my grades (well, other than “hacking” grades in high school), and actually starting caring about things like acceptance and image. In support of our military, I always wore my personally-bought BDU jacket to school, even after they came up with a BS new dress code rule vaguely prohibiting such things (articles that attract attention, or something like that). But I retained some of my nerdiness amongst this new persona.
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</p><p>I still have a room full of networking gear, test equipment, countless PCs and parts, and various other nerdinesses. But I now have a kickass sports car (a 87 Fiero GT which I’m still trying to bring fully back to life from its neglectful previous owner), stickers all over my PCs, falcon and F-16 posters and pictures on the walls, and a dresser full of F-16 and USAF shirts. I never stop learning, and now I have the potent mix of a person who’s smart, and not afraid to smash someone over the head with his intelligence and experience.
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</p><p>I still don’t have a job, but in the coming months it’s very important that I do finally get some steady, high volume money flow coming in. I fear becoming another work-a-day drone, so involved in their low paying job that they have no time left in the day to think, because they have to make rent and utility payments. Too many Americans are stuck in that rut, relying on prepacked solutions to allow them to not think about something. I try to float above all that, observing the way things work, and providing input to help people out. I’m working on starting a business right now, primarily to fix PCs but also to try helping educate people about what happened instead of just fixing it like most other shops. I hope I can make a difference in this messed-up world!
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</p><p>So that’s about it for me in general… now go check out the rest of me. ;-)</blockquote>
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</p><p>TL;DR
</p><p>however I caught the last part. ;]</p>Anzara2008-11-01T22:16:31Ztag:www.forumwarz.com,2007-10-31:DiscussionPost/315605Oil Porn<p><blockquote><strong>crayoncakes Posted:</strong>
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</p><p>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/224679
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</p><p>does this count</blockquote>
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</p><p>QFT
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</p><p><span class="color_red"><span>-594</span></span></blockquote>
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</p><p>I’ve eaten like a thousand bags of candy, cut me some slack XDDD
</p>Anzara2008-10-31T22:17:08Z