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3BP - Same old boring contestpoast. (view post) |
12/01/2008 | |
CLOSED CONTEST: THROWING AWAY MORE (4) BP FOR PEENpoast. (view post) |
12/01/2008 | |
CLOSED: Contest for 1BPpoast. (view post) |
12/01/2008 | |
Contest for 7BP - FRIEND MEpoast (view post) |
12/01/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadFROM:MR:Wilfrid Laurier
SA Post Office P.O. Box 10 000 PRETORIA 0083 SOUTH AFRICA FROM:MR:Wilfrid Laurier {MONEY TRANSACTION} {THIRTY SIX MILLION USD} (RE: TRANSFER OF $ 36,000,000.USD) {BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY/YOUR bumISTANCE IS NEEDED}
My Name is FROM:Mr:Wilfrid Laurier. And I work in the International operation department in a Local Bank here in South Africa On a routine inspection, I discovered a dormant domiciliary account with a BAL Of 36,000,000 (Thirty Six Million USD) on further discreet investigation I also discovered that the account holder has long since pbumed away (Dead) leaving no beneficiary to the account The bank will approve this money to any foreigner because the former operator of the a/c is a foreigner and from Iraq in particular and I am certainly sure that he is dead and nobody will come again for the claim of this money A foreigner can only claim this money with legal claims to the account Holder therefore I need your cooperation in this transaction. I will provide the necessary information needed in order to claim this money, But you will need to open an account where this can be transferred. If you are interested send me your private Telephone No And Fax number including the full details of the account to be used for the Deposit. I wish for utmost confidentiality in handling this Transaction as my job and the future of my family would be jeopardized if it were breached The information will be as.
Follows: Bank Name Address————? A/C Name….......................? A/C Number Even an empty A/c is still ok! —————————? Swift Code No…...................?
And i am bumuring you that the transaction is risk free hence we are going to follow the normal transfer process. Finally a 25% of the total fund will be given to you for your steadfast corporation. Upon the receipt of the above details, payment will be activated by the feeding of your data into payment system, followed by a signal that will be sent to the paying bank to remit funds into your nominated bank account within 5 official working days of receipt of the above information. Contact me urgently via email privately for further details: {wilfrid312@gmail.com}Thanks. Yours Faithfully,
FROM:Mr:Wilfrid Laurier (view post) |
11/24/2008 | |
CLOSED: CONTEST: 2 BPwarrblgarrbl (view post) |
11/23/2008 | |
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11/21/2008 | |
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11/21/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadA couple weeks ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a ****. As I entered the john, Barack Obama — the messiah himself — came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn’t once look at me. He was busy and in any case I was sure the secret service wouldn’t even let me shake his hand. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he’d vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of **** and even a seat still warm from his sturdy bum. I found not only the smell but the **** itself. He’d forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated ****, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd — a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as his male reproductive organ — or at least as I imagined it! I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I’d always been a liberal democrat and had been on the Obama train since last year. Of course I’d had fantasies of meeting him, sucking his male reproductive organ and balls, not to mention sucking his bumhole clean, but I never imagined I would have the chance. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I’d ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the bumhole of Barack Obama, the chosen one. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to **** without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the ****ing thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big half fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organ, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn’t chewed them carefully and they’d pbumed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was that Barack Obama wasn’t there to see my loyalty and wash it down with his ****. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my great times in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of great times with the rich bitterness of ****. It’s even better than listening to an Obama speech! Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn’t made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my handkerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the **** without bolting it right down. Once eaten it’s gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own bumhole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid **** trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of Barack Obama dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink bumhole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful democrat. (view post) |
11/17/2008 | |
CLOSED: 3BP- Best Christmas Photo ContestLog in to see images! (view post) |
11/16/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP thread(define students (make-hash)) (view post) |
11/16/2008 | |
Contest! Make your own goatseLog in to see images! (view post) |
11/16/2008 | |
Contest for 1 BP: Wes Dance.FalconFour Posted: (view post) |
11/16/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadA MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas ,which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1.Look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. 2. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘colour’, ‘favour’, ‘labour’ and ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters, and the suffix ‘-ize’ will be replaced by the suffix ‘-ise’. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up ‘vocabulary’Log in to see images!. 3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ‘like’ and ‘you know’ is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter ‘u’ and the elimination of -ize. 4. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. 5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can’t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you’re not ready to shoot grouse. 6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. 7. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour. 8. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it. 9. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat,and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar. 10. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion. 11. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one’s ears removed with a cheese grater. 12. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full Kevlar body Armour like a bunch of Nancies). Don’t try rugby – the Kiwis will thrash you, like they regularly thrash us. 13. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the Aussies first to take the sting out of their deliveries. 14. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad. 15. An Inland Revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776). 16. Daily ‘Tea Time’ begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season. God Save the Queen ! (view post) |
11/14/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadthese challenges words, don’t get DisTrO is done Here (view post) |
11/13/2008 | |
Degrade yourself for 3 BPshrtcat Posted: |
11/13/2008 | |
Degrade yourself for 3 BPshrtcat Posted:
Your BALLSACK? Why??? Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/12/2008 | |
CLOSED: Guess my name for 1BPMichael, Doug, Phillip (view post) |
11/11/2008 | |
All new last post wins 3BP threadSo far there is no evidence that an 8-year-old Arizona boy charged in two shooting deaths was abused. (view post) |
11/10/2008 | |
Degrade yourself for 3 BPLog in to see images! (view post) |
11/09/2008 |