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Your blackjack game has no split!Shenanigans! That is totally lame! Give split nao! Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/23/2008 | |
This will seem like a really stupid compliant, but...This thread is indeed stupid-compliant. Good for you, man. We need more people out there who respect the industry standards. (view post) |
03/23/2008 | |
Hay ET: Better ads means you have to worry less about whether we pay you or not.Debit card, foo. (view post) |
03/23/2008 | |
What music do you **** to?When I was a kid in high school, my dad, who I had stayed with after the divorce, often brought home whoever was at the bar. He’d always play music, really, really loud until at least two or three in the morning. If I tried to turn it off, he’d yell at me. I had trouble sleeping in the first place most of the time, so I was generally pretty messed up in school. The weekend was the only time I was ever able to sleep. So, when this started, it seriously took a toll on my mental stability. I was always tired to the point of jitters.
A couple years ago, I mentioned this while chatting with him and his current wife. She said this was surprising: he’d only ever played music when he screwed her the first time they did it.
He said that’s because he only does it when he wants to forget who he’s with.
I do not play music when I ****. (view post) |
03/23/2008 | |
If you were hideously and painfully transmogrified into an emoticon...Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/23/2008 | |
Girllss... post yer mammary glands!!TorumFroll Posted: |
03/23/2008 | |
Hay ET: Better ads means you have to worry less about whether we pay you or not.http://www.projectwonderful.com/advertisewithus.php
A forum I go to started using these, so I looked at their site, and it’s pretty sweet. No such thing as click fraud, you just get the effin’ money. Your place is much more popular than the place I go, so time-based ads will be even more effective. This is especially nice since this game is played mostly by people who either can’t see the ads ‘cuz they have fancified Yiffyfur extensions, or who have just been on the internet long enough that their eyes naturally slide right over anything that is shaped and positioned like an ad. With time-based ads, you get the money whether or not anybody actually gives a **** about your sponsors.
PS: Oh yeah, there’s another bonus, too. It can be a community effort. On the forum I’m from, many of the ads are bought up by natives. This makes readers care about the ads more, which makes the space more in demand, etc. I’ll bet there are at least a few players who’d like to pimp their garbage here, and there have got to be much more than a few who would gladly pay a few cents an hour to have a big box across the top of your website that says “lol dongz” for a day or two. You can do that with PW.
I know for a fact you can because one of the members of our forum actually paid $1.10 to rickroll us a couple days ago. -_- (view post) |
03/23/2008 | |
Stop sending me friend requests, ffs.Arktor Posted:Huh. Well, I guess that problem is solved, then. Log in to see images!
PS: Nuh-uh, everyone knows that having a woman's genitals means you can’t be a complete loser.
puss = h4x (view post) |
03/21/2008 | |
Stop sending me friend requests, ffs.Isn’t there already one called “Stupid?” (view post) |
03/21/2008 | |
Stop sending me friend requests, ffs.n00beast Posted:Man, don’t you dis Earthbound, I will cut a ****.
Edit: Why wouldn’t it happen? Isn’t just about half the Internet about being an antisocial male reproductive organwad?
I recommend it be called “Hey you! **** you!” (view post) |
03/21/2008 | |
Stop sending me friend requests, ffs.REJECTED
All you guys are doing is helping me get the epeen when Troutguy makes it, lol. (view post) |
03/21/2008 | |
Stop sending me friend requests, ffs.It was funny (and creepy as ****) when bigguyinblack did it, and I’ll keep him in my list because he is basically the OG of creepy friendmaking, but will the rest of you kindly cut that **** out? I don’t know you, you’re not actually going to say anything to me, the requests are just an annoyance. I’m not joining your stupid Klan either! If your cursor is hovering over my name, just remember these simple words: pike it, berk.
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PS: There should totally be an e-peen for rejecting friend requests and removing people from your flist. (view post) |
03/21/2008 | |
Random Rollovers: What do you think?Evil Trout Posted:
Sure sign that this is a great idea: I came in here thinking you meant a completely different thing by “random rollovers,” and wrote the first two sentences of a post describing your idea as my own and better than yours before actually reading your post. (view post) |
03/11/2008 | |
Vanilla Re-evaluation?FTR, high-level bull**** like this is exactly why I want nothing to do with the competitive aspect of this game. I have **** to do. Like masturbate again. (view post) |
03/11/2008 | |
That was fun. Can I please do it again?Are you talking about me, or wtf? You’re not really saying what the problem is, here. (view post) |
03/10/2008 | |
That was fun. Can I please do it again?I understand a man gotta get paid, but seriously the main reason to have multiple accounts is to participate in the whole competitive thing which I am extremely and unshakeably not interested in, aside from the fact that I really like this name and don’t want it to be basically dead until ep2 comes out, and then again until ep3, and so on. Having to pay to fix stuff or just run through the plot again for the hell of it strikes me as mildly douchey, and it’s way easier for me to just say “**** it” and go play Mr. Driller instead.
I mean, the town is being overrun by colored blocks, somebody’s gotta take care of that, amirite? (view post) |
03/09/2008 | |
That was fun. Can I please do it again?What for? You’d just go back and make the same account again, unless there were something that detects you are doing so and prevents that, which is annoying and dumb. (view post) |
03/09/2008 | |
That was fun. Can I please do it again?Skyreal Posted:Nothing of the sort. All I’m saying is that my gut feeling is that your suggestion will be conflated with, and thus kill, mine. It doesn’t seem to me that omitting a reset bumon would be a conscious design decision unless it presents some kind of complicated database problems, in which case New Game+ would be just as bad or worse. It seems more likely to me that the feature isn’t there just because the dudes didn’t think anyone would want it, and so it wouldn’t be worth the bother. I want it, and there are likely to be other people who also want it, so that.
I mean, I don’t claim to be freebasing Evil Trout’s cranial fluid or anything, it just makes sense to me. (view post) |
03/09/2008 | |
When you first started ForumWarz what'd you search in Sentrillionzoophilia
What’s really cool is that Shallow seemed to be aware of it. Or does he just accuse everyone of searching for disgusting animal porn? (view post) |
03/09/2008 | |
Episode 2: Would you Pay?If ep2 has content about equal to ep1, the most I would pay for it is a dollar.
Regardless of how long and/or complex it is, the absolute most I’d pay is about five. Who do you think you are, Popcap? I steal all Popcap’s stuff because they sell five-dollar games for twenty a piece. Screw that. Don’t put on airs.
This is all largely theoretical, as the actual amount I can spend on this in my current situation is *checks pocket* about lint dollars and crumb cents.
PS: I feel like I should qualify this somewhat since I have seen some other stuff Trout dude said. Please note that the stuff I am about to say is going to seem pretty high-falutin’ for talking about some ridiculous parody web game, but it’s an example of a more general thing, so it’s gotta be said.
I firmly believe that game designers and other artists deserve money for their work. What I dislike is the idea of “selling” art. A work of art has very different value to different people, as the things a person likes and understands best basically serve as the interface between their own identity and the culture they live in. When people walk by a busker on a street corner, some just walk by, some drop in a quarter just in praise of the effort, and others stop and listen, because the song or its performance affects them, and they might even throw in a five. It seems to me this is how all non-commission art should be; everybody can see it, and they give to the artist based on how important the piece is to their personal “collection.” To bring this back to a more direct example, you’d best habeeb I bought Deus Ex and Half-Life, and the sequels to both. They were worth every penny, even though they were crazy ‘spensive. On the other hand, like I said: Popcap’s games are great, and I feel bad every now and then that I can’t drop them a fiver, but they’ve decided they don’t want my five bucks and would rather ask for twenty. That is unbridled pretentiousness.
Same kinda thing here. Do what Reznor did and make it a “name your price” deal. That will get you mad cred. (view post) |
03/09/2008 |
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